going out on top

Do you guys ever have customers that come to your store looking for items that you don’t carry, but it’s really obvious another store would carry?

Like I work at a sporting goods store, and I had a customer once who wanted to buy sand. He thought we might fill basketball goals with sand to weight them down, so we must sell sand. It’s not a completely illogical conclusion to come to, but home improvement stores will definitely sell sand (and it’s not a question of our store being more available, the nearest home improvement store is 1.9 miles away from the store, and they’re open both earlier and later.)

Another time I had two women looking for air bed air pumps. I showed them our selection, and they asked to test one out. I didn’t know about just opening a product to “test” and I was confused about what they were trying to test? They wanted to blow up a bunch of balloons for a party, and they thought an air bed air pump would work. We have an opened pump at customer service for some reason, and it didn’t really work for blowing up balloons, so I suggested that they try Carty Pity, and do you know what they said? “Oh, we were going to go there next.” Why in the world wouldn’t you go there first? Distance is definitely not a factor this time because the Carty Pity is in the same strip mall as our store. I’d maybe try an air bed pump as a last ditch effort if literally every other store was out of balloon air pumps, but I wouldn’t come here before any store that actually sold balloons.

And lastly I had a woman come in and ask if we had any clothes that would be appropriate for “going out.” If you want to wear either leggings and a racerback tank top or a fishing shirt and cargo pants out, yes; otherwise, no. And there’s a mall directly across the street. Like, why are you here???

The 100 season 4 finale

- of course they did a time jump we were never going to see the space squad in space

- yeah was wondering how anyone was going to get out of the bunker if a whole building fell on top of it, not a very smart design

- Clarke talking to Bellamy every day for 6 years my HEART

- what the hell is this prison transport crap. More humans? Are we going to have ANOTHER human from this place vs humans from that place war? Fun. The only thing worse would be if it was aliens cuz that just be jumping the shark

- season 5 better not be Clarke on the ground with Bellamy and everyone in space the whole time cuz they all still think she’s dead probably and I need them not to (especially Bellamy)

- if the season 5 bellarke reunion isn’t the one with a kiss I will…well not be surprised but also be very done

the signs as aesthetics

aries : dirty white tee shirts, punk bands, a heavy cologne smell, green grey eyes

taurus : crisp clean sheets, white rooms, earthy tones, forests, brown eyes

gemini : backlights, bright blue eyes, attraction, purple sunsets, late night drives, bold lipsticks

cancer :  caring brown eyes, the 90s, grunge phases, pastel colors, roses, puppies, bomb makeup

leo : blue eyes, gold tones, faux leather jackets, the warm sand, the beach, bright yellow

virgo :  cute smiles, freckles, 1960s, anger issues, book pages, hazel eyes

libra : grey eyes, swimming at night, tank tops, sneaking out, going shopping, dark blue

scorpio : green eyes, painting things black, dark music, doc martens, winged eyeliner

sagittarius : laughing, spooning, big sunglasses, biking, grey eyes, bold eye makeup

capricorn : brown eyes, soft blankets, light pink, shiny happy people, big fuzzy sweaters

aquarius : isolation, the color teal, realizing things, staying in bed, cuddling, blue eyes

pisces : natural makeup, going to art museums, painting, crying, drawing, light lavender 

-lele

I hope I don’t regret choosing these hair and uniform colors in a few weeks.

[See in Full Resolution to appreciate the watercolor effect.]

boyfriend!tom moodboard

My second SU collab with Kiwi Byrd/@cat-pun!  They did the gorgeous flowing lineart and obviously I did…all this color stuff!  I’m pretty happy with how it turned out except that I think the red lighting kinda washed out Lapis’ blue skin? ;v; BUT I STILL LIKE IT.

Surely you already know of Kiwi but if you don’t, damn dude!! Go check out their speedpaints and art in general, it is all TOP-NOTCH!

Also btw here’s my speedpaint of this angsty ocean gem:

Kiwi’s Lapis Sketch/Speeddraw
(Plus the other half of the collab trade!
My Punk Pearl Sketch/Video
Kiwi’s Punk Pearl Painting/Video)

Another one of those “humans are weird and scary” posts. 

The fact that people will climb on mountains or tall places. For fun. Like, extreme parkour or extreme selfie taking? (You know, where people will go on one of the tallest buildings in a city and go to the very tippy top to hold out a selfie stick?) 

Aliens would be so freaked out by this. Imagine, you’re an alien and you happen to hear two of your human companions talking about stuff they do to entertain themselves.

Human 1: *laughs* yeah, man, this one time I climbed to the top of a crane that was working on a building. Nearly fell off too.

Alien: Y-you mean to say that you willingly put yourself in danger?

Human 2: Yeah! It gets the adrenaline rushing, gives you a thrill. Almost like a high! Ha! See what I did there? 

Alien: Yes, Brad, but why would you think that’s a good idea?! Your bodies are not meant to sustain falls from large distances!

Human 1: Oh, yeah, tons of people have died doing that stuff. Parkour is pretty dang scary. But that’s what makes it so fun!

Alien: YOU THINK IT’S FUN!?

snapdragon-princess  asked:

Do you know of any au/alternate canon fanfic where Yuuri is a more confident person? Can be due to time-travel, or any other reasons.

Thanks for these requests! I think I have a few here that may fit what your looking for! I love confident Yuuri! (Psst… you can find more confident!Yuuri fics on my role reversal AU list!)


Confident Yuuri


Escort Me by lucycamui, Explicit, 5k
On a ‘business’ trip to Tokyo, Victor picks up a captivating escort… ft. Confident Yuuri! Thumbs up! (The ending is not what you’d expect hahaha)

Surprise, Motherfuckers by LazyPotatoo, Gen, 5.3k
When Yuuri and his friends stumble upon an unusual bar, Yuuri is forced to showcase a skill of his past. Oh, and then he accidentally becomes an urban legend. Thumbs up!

I Want to Skate like Him by IdunAurora, Mature, 27k
At age 27, five time consecutive world figure skating champion Yuuri Katsuki decides to retire. He has barely made it home to Hasetsu before he finds an eager and all too enthusiastic silver-haired Russian on the doorstep of Yu-Topia Akatsuki, demanding Yuuri to coach him. Well, it’s not as if the Japanese legend has been able to get 23-year-old Viktor Nikiforov out of his mind since the young man enchanted him at the GPF banquet in Sochi months earlier, anyway. Role swap AU!

Faded by martialartist816, Explicit, 6.2k
Victor knows only two things: that he’s very drunk and that Yuuri looks very good in that suit.

Exactly What I Wanted by SharkGirl, Teen, 722 words
“That depends.” Yuuri scooched closer, bumping their noses. “Are you hungry?” Quick, cute one shot!

Bedroom Warfare by RedishBlueRose, Explicit, 2.1k
In the middle of the night, a war commences inside a hotel room. SPICY KATSUDON

Drape me in your warmth by Miiika, Teen, 27k (WIP)
So Victor being Victor, he kidnapped Chris, bought less aristocratic clothes to wear and went to the brothel. It wasn’t his first time in a brothel, god no, but he heard that the dance, which was performed there, was something to die for. Prince AU!

Weakness by Flightless_Bird, Teen, 1.8k
“Some might have thought it was a poor choice, pointing out a skater’s flaws. But to him, it was a symbol of both his biggest weakness and his greatest strength. It was something that could push him to do better or bring him to his knees. And that something was watching him from across the ice right now.” VERY sweet!

stay young (go dancing) by ryuuzaou, Explicit, 7.2k
“Do you do this with every pretty boy that serves you champagne?” Yuuri asks, finally a touch of humor in his tone. “I’ll admit, I’m the flirty type,” Viktor says, “but I haven’t asked to kiss any.” Oh, fuck it. Yuuri throws caution to the wind and says, “You won’t have to.” Shy on the streets, eros in the sheets… ;)

Age as Fireflies at Dusk by Adel Mortescryche (Mortescryche), Teen, 4k
In which it’s more than obvious to Lilia Baranovskaya that Yuuri is trained in ballet, and Yuuri proves to have more of a backbone than anyone in the Russian contingent except Yuri expected to see. Especially when Victor isn’t around to act as a buffer. Great fic!

last year’s offer (this year’s guarantee) by persephoneggsy, Explicit, 3.5k
When Victor gives Yuuri more details about what happened the night of the banquet, the Japanese skater ends up finding out that he did one more embarrassing thing before he inevitably passed out. HOT!!

Live, Laugh, Love by Lucien_King, Teen, 9.4k (WIP)
Yuuri Katsuki, a 23-year-old Japanese actor, was a veteran top star. He has been in various popular movies as both main and supporting actors, creating a massive fan base. And then, he met the Viktor Nikiforov. WOW!

Love Wins! by QuinnTuha608, Explicit, 4.6k
After Yuuri ends the Cup of China short program competitions with a new personal best and a spot at the top Viktor decides to celebrate by going out on a date; later in the night Yuuri explores his more dominant side in the bedroom. HOOOO BOY IT’S HOT UP IN HERE

Masquerade by Ashida, Explicit, 60k (WIP)
Yuuri is part of Japan’s most notorious mafias. Victor is the head of the Russian mafia. After brief meetings throughout the span of five years, they decide to go off together and leave everything behind. I AM OBSESSED WITH THIS FIC!

Barriscowest playing truth or dare
Iris: Truth or dare, Cisco
Cisco: Dare
Iris: Order me a pizza
Cisco: … Truth or dare, Barry?
Barry: Dare???
Cisco: Pay for the pizza
Barry:… Truth or dare, Iris?
Iris: Truth. Nice try though, honey.
Barry: *grumbles to himself as he brings out his wallet* 

based off this post.

If I have fun dress on and at night I want to go out, I’ll just put a leather jacket on top of it. Booties are also a major go-to for me. I wear a lot of booties. Those can go from day-to-night as well. With my schedule, I’m running around all day every day, so it’s nice to be able to have things that can be interchangeable when the sun is up and when the sun is down.

Crop top Mafia Viktor to go with @foxpirates-art Crop top cop Yuri
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Go check out their work, its awesome!!)

Inspired by @crimson-chains Mafia AU (Super fun comic, read it if you haven’t)
and
@zephyrine-gale Crop top movement XD (Look what you started…. *Pst… thank you*)

Also a quick splice together of the two of them together^_^

RISE SANGGYUN RISE!!

My boy jumped up 20 ranks and I was like “ Holy shit, thank you, Knetz!!”. I was mad that we have to wait another week for his performance, but this is the best news today. I hope they don’t let him drop!!! This is Sanggyun’s time!!

Now  to get him that Teddy Bear on maboy!!!