going in for the krill

Noora: I have to leave. How is Even doing now?

Isak: The same. We watched a movie. Now he’s sleeping.

Eskild: I see that I’m put up for watch tomorrow, but I’m actually going to sell krill on Karl Johan

Can someone switch with me?

Noora: Krill?

Eskild: Je suis krill

Linn: I can watch Even on Wednesday

Do you think maybe I’m bipolar too?

I see a lot of myself in Even.

Noora: Manic Linn

Eskild: If you’re bipolar, I’m straight

Linn: I may be?

Eskild: That’s completely true Linn. You need to be activated. When we’re done with project-look-after-Even, we’re going to start project-activate-Linn. 2017 is going to be your year.

PERCY AND SEA PUNS: EXTENDED VERSION
  • Percy: What did one ocean say to the other?
  • Jason: *Trying to keep the mast up during a storm* I'm a little busy here Percy.
  • Percy: *Ignores him* Nothing, they just waved.
  • Jason: *Succeeds* Oh that's nice. You're funny.
  • Percy: Did you SEA what I did there?
  • Jason: Yeah I got it.
  • Percy: Are you SHORE?
  • Jason: Yes.
  • Annabeth: Stop tormenting Jason, your jokes suck.
  • Percy: Don't be such a BEACH.
  • Annabeth: Percy. Don't.
  • Percy: Water you saying?
  • Annabeth: Percy, I've heard all of them. You've told me each one more that ten times. Now STOP and help out or just do something productive.
  • Percy: Fine. If that's what you want, I'll just go KRILL myself.
  • Annabeth: ....
  • Jason: How long do these usually last?
  • Annabeth: He's not even halfway through.
  • Percy: None of you seem to care about the fact that I just TIDE.
  • Leo: Noooooo I FISH you'd come back.
  • Annabeth: I'm done with life. I had better hopes from you Leo.
  • Jason: Why dude. You have a better sense of humor than this.
  • Percy: I was going to stop but since Leo is a good friend, I SHELL continue.
  • Leo: Let's SAND the ones with no sense of humor away.
  • Jason: .......
  • Annabeth: Are you telling me they've never done this to you before?
  • Jason: Nope...
  • Nico: Damn, you're lucky.
  • Leo and Percy: *at the same time* THAT'S WHAT ONE RIVER SAID TO THE OTHER.
  • Annabeth: NICO.
  • Nico: I'M SORRY I FORGOT...
  • Percy: Are you guys tide of these jokes? Because i understand that after a whale they're kind of predictable.
  • Leo: Nah man I think they have their own porpoise.
  • *Five minutes later*
  • Leo: I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY DID THAT. IT WAS A TOILET. I WILL MAKE YOU ALL WALK THE PLANKTON.
  • Percy: DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE THEM RIGHT NOW? SEARIOUSLY I WILL TAKE MY REVENGE. RIDING A WIND HORSE IS NOT FUN.
  • Annabeth: They haven't changed, have they?
  • Jason: Nope.
  • Annabeth: *sighs*

NOORA: I had to run, how is Even now?

ISAK: Pretty much the same. We watched a movie. He’s sleeping right now.

ESKILD: It’s my turn to look after him tomorrow, but I have to go sell krill* at Carl Johan**. Can someone change their shift with mine?

NOORA: Krill?

ESKILD: Je suis krill***

LINN: I can look after Even on Thursday
Do you think I might be bipolar as well?
I really relate to Even

NOORA: Manic Linn

ESKILD: If you’re bipolar I’m heterosexual

LINN: I might be?

ESKILD: It’s true Linn. You need to be activated. When we’re done with Project-Look-After-Even we’re gonna start Project-activate-Linn. 2017 will be your year

*Krill: Tiny fish, sold as a health product.
**Carl Johan: main shopping street in Oslo
***je suis krill: french, meaning I am krill, referencing to Je suis Charlie.

Too Many Jokes
  • Girlfriend: What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
  • Boyfriend: What?
  • Girlfriend: Nothing they just waved
  • Boyfriend: Lmbo ur such a dork
  • Girlfriend: Do you sea what I did there?
  • Boyfriend: ...
  • Girlfriend: Seriously... Do you?
  • Boyfriend: Yes...
  • Girlfriend: Are you shore?
  • Boyfriend: ...
  • Girlfriend: No need to be a beach
  • Boyfriend: ...
  • Girlfriend: Water you saying?
  • Boyfriend: Ur one more joke closer to being single
  • Girlfriend: Shell I stop then?
  • Boyfriend: Thats it! Im done!
  • Girlfriend: Ok I guess I'll go krill myself now
  • Girlfriend: I just tide
  • Girlfriend: Noo :/ I fish you would come back </3
  • Girlfriend: I won't sand any more messages
  • Girlfriend: Or at least my responses won't be as pacific
  • Girlfriend: Whale, I guess you're not coming back
  • Girlfriend: Anyway, water you up to?
  • Girlfriend: Im just tiding up the place
  • Girlfriend: Damn you
  • Girlfriend: Sorry, thats what one river said to the other
  • Girlfriend: Im going to make you walk the plankton
  • Girlfriend: Are you tide of these jokes? Cause I understand that after a whale they get annoying. I think its on purpose tho
  • Girlfriend: What did one volcano say to the other?
  • Girlfriend: I lava you :)