“I told him you were a fuckin’ psychopath.”
“Oh that hurts my feelin’s…nah but am sorry, I am, I mean it. Y'know things have been a bit hectic recently and that. But you know what I mean, I miss you Den, don’t I. Eh, you remember that time your Mum took us to Center Parcs? We drunk all her Baileys, she smacked you with my Spiderman slipper? Go on, one drink. One drink, bag o’ chips, straight home.”
“Mum won’t like it.”
“She in?”
Well then.”