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Mary, Robert, and Damien headcanons
  • If Damien is home, Mary and Robert are welcome any time for tea.
  • Movie Night at Robert’s is any night and every night.
  • Damien loves period pieces while Mary, much to Damien’s dismay, has a thing for slasher fics.
  • Mary always knows the best places to eat and drink - those gossipy hags at church are good for something at least.
  • Damien likes looking up auction houses and pawn shops for authentic or even recreations of Victorian pieces, Robert is always ready to drive him to wherever it maybe.
  • Robert is the best buddy to tag along to go antiquing with, he knows the best places to find the weirdest shit - he literally bought a grappling hook that one time.
  • Mary enjoys buying weird and novelty glasses and Damien obviously has a collection of Victorian tea sets that keeps growing.
  • Though not as often as he likes, Robert does volunteer at the animal shelter.
  • Mary will very much go Mama Bear Mode on anyone who hurts her boys.
  • It was Mary who suggested that Damien paint his house black.
  • One Halloween a couple of years ago, Damien dressed up as Dracula, Mary was Elizabeth Bathory, and Robert went as Van Helsing. (Damien and Mary made all their costumes)
  • Damien was also into Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji back in the day he still does.
  • When out for pizza, all 3 of them get separate pies: Robert goes for Hawaiian, Mary loves the meaty ones with lots of bacon, and Damien gets the vegetarian option.
So I Bought "The Tim Burton Encyclopedia" by Samuel J. Umland and guess what

It contains the FULL synopsis of Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian!! But don’t get too excited. It’s both good and bad news. The good news? This movie had elements that would have made the cartoon make sense and bridge the gap between the first movie and the series… almost. That’s where the bad news comes in. The ending of the film would have not completed the bridge and would have taken things in a totally opposite and unexpected way.

I’ll give you guys the full summary:


“Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian”

Title of a 126-page screenplay written by Jonathan Gems, based on an idea by Tim Burton, as a proposed sequel to “Beetlejuice”. The year is uncertain, but likely either 1990 or 1991. The story features several of the major characters from the original film- Charles and Delia Deetz, daughter Lydia, Otho, and of course the bio-exorcist, Beetlejuice- but not Barbara and Adam Maitland. As in the original film, Charles and Delia Deetz are the antagonists.

Lydia is now in college and is paying her first visit to the Hawaiian tropical island Kanooka, where Charles Deetz, still a real estate speculator as in the first film, is in the final stages of the construction of a posh resort and casino. A group of environmentally conscious beatniks are protesting against the building of the hotel, claiming that human activity will lead to the destruction of much of the island’s rare wildlife. As the story begins, their protests have been repeatedly ignored. In addition, the hotel is being built on the burial ground of an ancient Hawaiian kahuna, whose spirit has been disturbed.

Lydia finds herself drawn to the beatniks and begins to fall in love with one of them, a surfer named Kimo. She meets an elderly island holy man, Mr. Maui, who instructs her on how to use her psychic ability to summon waves from the ocean, a talent she is able to exploit, making her popular with the surfers. The protestors kidnap Charles Deetz in an effort to persuade him to cancel the hotel’s opening, but rather quickly, Kimo and his friends are arrested and thrown in jail. With the help of Mr. Maui, Lydia uses a spell enabling her to journey to the Afterlife (Neitherworld), where she hopes to find Beetlejuice and convince him to frighten the hotel’s guests off the island, as well as help to free Kimo and his friends.

Lydia is able to track down Beetlejuice in the Afterlife, who agrees to frighten off the developers if Lydia is able to obtain for him a license to scare. She does, and they return together to the island. After Beetlejuice springs her beatnik friends from jail, Lydia agrees to allow him three days to play on the beach before fulfilling his promise to chase off the developers. During the three days, all sorts of wild things happen, including a surfing tournament that Beetlejuice, predictably, wins by using magic.

As in the first film, Beetlejuice is strongly attracted to Lydia, and once he learns that she is in love with Kimo, he seeks to create a rift between them. He transforms a Joshua tree into a seductive woman whom he names “Cactus”, introducing her to Kimo. Subsequently, Beetlejuice drugs Lydia with a love potion, and she becomes besotted with him. Posing as a wealthy oil tycoon named Monty Exxon, Beetlejuice persuades the Deetzes to allow him to marry Lydia, the day of the marriage set to coincide with the gala opening of the hotel and casino. Eventually, Kimo figured out what Beetlejuice is up to and when he tries, unsuccessfully, to stop the wedding, Beetlejuice’s benign mother, Gala, appears.

She has Lydia drink the nectar of a flower, which reverses the love spell, and Lydia is restored to normal- wary of Beetlejuice. Frustrated, Beetlejuice goes into his terrifying mode, becoming a creature named Juicifer and wreaking havoc on the island, transforming automobiles into metal wolves, animating demonic looking tiki statues, conjuring forth dinosaur skeletons from the ground, returning life to a Neanderthal man, and summoning the Easter Island heads, revealed to be buried giants.

The terrified mob seeks refuge on a nearby volcano. Lydia comes to the rescue by summoning an enormous tidal wave that wipes the creatures off the island, along with everything else, including the hotel and casino. Enraged, Beetlejuice intends to murder Lydia, but in the nick of time, Otho chants “Beetlejuice” three times and sends him back to the Afterlife. At the conclusion, Lydia and Kimo are happily reconciled, the island is to become a nature reserve, and Beetlejuice, after accidentally drinking his own love potion, falls for the girl with whom he lives in the afterlife.


According to Jonathan Gems, both Michael Keaton and Winona Ryder agreed to star in the film provided Burton directed. However, Warner Bros. offered Burton complete artistic control over “Batman Returns”, making him such an incredible offer, according to Gems, “that he couldn’t turn it down.” Hence, “Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian” was shelved, and in the years since, Burton has shown little interest in returning to it.


When I initially read this, I figured that up until the love potion bit, it fit PERFECTLY with the cartoon and I was sooo excited. Then came the love potion and I CRIED to think that it was possible that my OTP might not be “real”.


I also have the summary for “Beetlejuice in Love”, but you all do NOT want to hear that story. >_>

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Turns out this outfit is so tightly fitted to the older 90s TNT body it’s been impossible to put on other dolls without the same proportions. But hey, I realised it really goes well with Hawaiian Barbie’s colour palette so she gets to wear it til I get bored of her body and hybrid her with a better jointed body lol.

anonymous asked:

Omg can we talk about jungkook's face when he was staring at jimin putting on the helmet and his soft "you look good" hhjckvvxgvxf

he goes from manly hawaiian tourist (yes i’m making that a thing) to soft, (fake) innocent boi in a matter of seconds just to compliment his favourite jiminnie hyung ^o^ 

which resulted in according smugness from the bae too ofc ;)

Yeah, (Yeah) Yeah, we're (Haha) gonna bring it down like this y'all. (Yep yep.) I'm gonna let my man PaRappa know (Word.) that noodles rule the world. Yeah, yeah, that lil' slippery thing tasts so good all the time. Yeah, yeah, that's right. (Aight) It goes a little something like this. Stay with me now, (Yea) here we go. (Like dis, like dis) In parenthesis, let me stress the fact clearly. No matter what the deal, I crave for this dearly. The so-called noodles you find in spaghetti, are sweeter than idols, do damage like machetes. Without a doubt, I got da flow, comin at ya live, bring the place alive, every single day I jive. With the thought, comes my direct actions. Ask my followers, they'll say it's an addiction. Slurp it, suck it, I know you all like it. (Slurp it, suck it, I know we all like it.) Smell it, taste it, pasta in a market. (Smell it, taste it, fruit in a basket.) Chinese, Italian, Thai or Jamaican. (Mexican, Egyptian, English, Korean.) Anything goes, even Hawaiian. (Anything goes, even Alaskan.) Long, and chewy (uh-huh uh-huh), occasionally gooey. The best things in life taste good with chop (chop) suey! (suey!) 8 minutes to boil, and 2 minutes to eat. (uh-huh) Admit it kid, you know noodles can't be beat. (oooooo) *PJ's DJ crashs through the wall, room darkens for a moment, everyone is asking what's going on* *As soon as light turns on, they start rapping again* Roll it on your spoon, create your own boom. (Roll it on my spoon, create my own boom.) I betcha didn't know; Noodles' the rules. (I betcha didn't know; There are no rules.) Sushi, burgers, they all taste good. (Pizza, burritos, they all taste good.) As long as they got noodles, the king of all foods. (As long as they love food, then any thing's cool.) Hip hop music (Hip hop,) with an old school (hip hop.) twist. I keep the place intact and do a rap like this. (Like this.) You can use a spoon, fork, knife or even chopsticks. Come on kid, get down with the mix. (uh.) N. double O. D. L. E. S. (C. double O. K. I. E. S.) Great tasting pasta, blow to your chest. (Great tasting sweets, blow to my chest.) Ramen, udon, soba, you name it. (Brownies, a pie, a shake, you name it.) Any type of noodles you like, yes I got it. (Any type of sweets you like, yes I got it.) Whatever your thoughts may be, I'm bound to be The king of all foods, with noodles as the key. (as the key.) Full of pride, and glory way up above, Cuz here I come y'all, full of noodles and love! Noodles are the best no doubt can't deny, taste better than water, but don't ask me why. (Noodles are the best no doubt can't deny, taste better than water, but don't ask you why.) But then again, many things can be tasty, corn bread, potatoes, rice and even pastries. (But then again, many things can be tasty, corn bread, potatoes, rice and even pastries.) Then why do I, love noodles so dearly? It makes no sense. I must've sounded real eerie. (Then why do you, love noodles so dearly? It makes no sense. You must've sounded real eerie.) Thanks brother, for lettin' me understand that a man must understand to keep his options open. (You're welcome brother, for lettin' you understand that a man must understand to keep his options open.)
593 words every girl wants to hear

Yeah, (Yeah) Yeah, we’re (Haha) gonna bring it down like this y'all. (Yep yep.)

I’m gonna let my man PaRappa know (Word.) that noodles rule the world.

Yeah, yeah, that lil’ slippery thing tasts so good all the time.

Yeah, yeah, that’s right. (Aight)

It goes a little something like this. Stay with me now, (Yea) here we go. (Like dis, like dis)

In parenthesis, let me stress the fact clearly.

No matter what the deal, I crave for this dearly.

The so-called noodles you find in spaghetti, are sweeter than idols, do damage like machetes.

Without a doubt, I got da flow, comin at ya live, bring the place alive, every single day I jive.

With the thought, comes my direct actions.

Ask my followers, they’ll say it’s an addiction.

Slurp it, suck it, I know you all like it.

(Slurp it, suck it, I know we all like it.)

Smell it, taste it, pasta in a market.

(Smell it, taste it, fruit in a basket.)

Chinese, Italian, Thai or Jamaican.

(Mexican, Egyptian, English, Korean.)

Anything goes, even Hawaiian.

(Anything goes, even Alaskan.)

Long, and chewy (uh-huh uh-huh), occasionally gooey.

The best things in life taste good with chop (chop) suey! (suey!)

8 minutes to boil, and 2 minutes to eat. (uh-huh)

Admit it kid, you know noodles can’t be beat. (oooooo)

*PJ’s DJ crashs through the wall, room darkens for a moment, everyone is asking what’s going on*

*As soon as light turns on, they start rapping again*

Roll it on your spoon, create your own boom.

(Roll it on my spoon, create my own boom.)

I betcha didn’t know; Noodles’ the rules.

(I betcha didn’t know; There are no rules.)

Sushi, burgers, they all taste good.

(Pizza, burritos, they all taste good.)

As long as they got noodles, the king of all foods.

(As long as they love food, then any thing’s cool.)

Hip hop music (Hip hop,) with an old school (hip hop.) twist.

I keep the place intact and do a rap like this. (Like this.)

You can use a spoon, fork, knife or even chopsticks.

Come on kid, get down with the mix. (uh.)

N. double O. D. L. E. S.

(C. double O. K. I. E. S.)

Great tasting pasta, blow to your chest.

(Great tasting sweets, blow to my chest.)

Ramen, udon, soba, you name it.

(Brownies, a pie, a shake, you name it.)

Any type of noodles you like, yes I got it.

(Any type of sweets you like, yes I got it.)

Whatever your thoughts may be, I’m bound to be

The king of all foods, with noodles as the key. (as the key.)

Full of pride, and glory way up above,

Cuz here I come y'all, full of noodles and love!

Noodles are the best no doubt can’t deny, taste better than water, but don’t ask me why.

(Noodles are the best no doubt can’t deny, taste better than water, but don’t ask you why.)

But then again, many things can be tasty, corn bread, potatoes, rice and even pastries.

(But then again, many things can be tasty, corn bread, potatoes, rice and even pastries.)

Then why do I, love noodles so dearly? It makes no sense. I must’ve sounded real eerie.

(Then why do you, love noodles so dearly? It makes no sense. You must’ve sounded real eerie.)

Thanks brother, for lettin’ me understand that a man must understand to keep his options open.

(You’re welcome brother, for lettin’ you understand that a man must understand to keep his options open.)

Scenario where Aomine moves in with Kagami

They’re not boyfriends. They’re not even going out with each other. 

They’re in college and Aomine has his own place for the first time in his life. And he’s hopeless. He runs out of food and ends up eating cereal and nothing but cereal for a month. Then he runs out of money, because he’s been buying his cereal from the convenience store down the street where everything is grossly overpriced. Later, his mom ends up making weekend visits and stocking up his fridge because she figures that’s the only way he’ll stay fed.

He shrinks half of his clothes while doing laundry. Because he does care what he looks like, his wardrobe gets more and more limited as the weeks pass by and towards the end, he runs out of clothes and just has to wear the shrunken ones. And Kagami spits his drink out when Aomine slinks into class in a shirt that is way too tight and incidentally, seems to be inching up every time he moves. (Later, when they go out for burgers together Aomine keeps whining that his tummy feels cold and Kagami ends up dragging him to his apartment and lending him a shirt. Actually, six shirts, and a pair of pants. These become Aomine’s shirts and pants, of course.)

When Aomine’s roof gets a leak he ignores it. Until mold starts growing on the floor underneath. Then, he puts a bowl to catch the water every time it rains. When Kagami comes over he means to ask Aomine what a bowl is doing in the middle of his bedroom, but he never gets around to actually doing so because hey, it’s Aomine’s own business, right? Besides, he always gets sidetracked once they start watching NBA playoffs. Then comes the day when Kagami visits Aomine’s place when it rains, and oh. Oh. Aomine, you idiot why didn’t you call the repairman?! Or your landlord??? Someone. Anyone. Me. And Aomine grumbles that he DID call the repairman, but he never came, so he just gave up after that, besides, it’s not as if it leaks ALL the time, just when it rains.

The next time Kagami visits, he brings a ladder, a toolbox, drywall and some plaster. And Aomine watches in awe as Kagami fixes his ceiling. He clamps Kagami’s shoulder and declares he’s the best, and Kagami just grunts because it’s always unnerving when Aomine openly praises him (his insides feel funny). Afterwards, Aomine shifts his feet, averts his eyes and sort of mumbles, okay, Kagami, I need to tell you something… and for some unknown reason Kagami’s mouth goes dry and his palms start sweating. When Aomine grabs his wrists his heart is thudding against his chest and he feels like he’s walking on clouds………. until he realizes that Aomine is pointing to his laptop. 

“Do you think you can fix that, too? I think it has a virus or something.”

“Is THAT why you’ve been bringing your porn collection to my place?!”

“Hey, it’s not like you don’t appreciate it.”

“That’s not the point… you never take it back, and last week when my dad visited he sat on the cover of your ‘Mai-chan goes Hawaiian’ because it was wedged into the sofa for some reason.”

“Fuck, no. That’s a limited edition!”

That’s when Kagami decides to have Aomine move in with him, because okay, his apartment is plenty big enough for two people. And it would ultimately mean less work for him. No, really. 

“You’re gonna move in with me.”

“Huh? But I don’t want to move in with you? What the fuck, Kagami.”

“You’re doing it. Next month. I already called your landlord and told him you’re not renewing your lease.”

Later, they become very happy roommates and eventually, boyfriends because they were already sort of half in love with each other, they were just too thick to know it.

mood: that video where a paparazzo asks jason momoa if he’s a strong swimmer and he makes that face and goes “i’m hawaiian, bro”