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things that have happened in super paper mario
  • apparently mario is the hero of prophecy said to save all worlds from a universe-ending chaos heart brought about by princess peach and bowser getting married
  • if you keep saying no to the guy who wants to give you the pure heart so you can save the world you will eventually get a game over
  • “ok yeah. cool. great. got it, k?”
  • “GRAH-BOOGLY”
  • just o’chunks in general, really
  • “and so i arrive, like a sudden windstorm at a kindergarten picnic”
  • shut up dimentio
  • c:// error c:// running insult generator c:// result : go away yeti-lip
  • BLECK says count bleck
  • theres a part in chapter two where everything is rhyming. everything. is. rhyming. merlee won’t stop rhyming and mimi does it herself on accident
  • “and here i thought mimi’s ideal world was a gem-filled pool with hunky lifeguards”
  • “ENJOY LABOR”
  • press left on the d-pad for six minutes to get at least 10,000 rubees to get a really unnecessarily long code from a guy to get 1,000,000 rubees, essentially stealing them, to pay off your debt
  • mimi breaks her own neck and spins her head around before giant-ass spider legs come out of her head and she chases you around merlee’s unnecessarily large basement
  • CHERBILS
  • peach is actually a solid character in this game and she owns up to her own actions and helps you (and is a really good and balanced character) in the game
  • “my friends on the digibutter.nerr forums are gonna FREAK when i show them this”
  • apparently the bitlands has an affinity for red
  • “listen, pal, nobody likes having their butterfly kidnapped by a nerd, but you have to listen to me”
  • “but im BOWSER! im prime cut 100% final boss!”
  • this guy just shows up and starts hollering about bowser’s girth
  • I WOULD GLADLY STRANGLE AN AMAZEE DAYZEE IF GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY
  • “SHAKE THAT THORAX”
  • “do not think i did it out of the kindness of my robot heart”
  • right before you fight the boss of chapter three you have to answer a bunch of questions as peach (”my first love was an anime character!”) and then you have to go IN as peach and the boss (a chameleon nerd) gets so nervous that he opens up a program that turns the whole world into a dating sim
  • “so… how much do you make”
  • shut up dimentio
  • if you say no enough times to using the helmet you’ll get a game over
  • squirps
  • just
  • squirps
  • “AMORE AMORE AMORE”
  • theres an outhouse in space for some reason
  • you take this guy’s precious treasure map and give it to some alien fairy in said space outhouse for him to use as toilet paper
  • LUIGI GETS BRAINWASHED????
  • mr. l just kicks squirps away. just kicks him away.
  • “CRAGGA-WAGGA-WOOOOOOO”
  • a very old caveman says “hook us up, brahs”
  • you can make a pixl shout various phrases, all of which i opted to make the guy say curse words
  • “YEH CRAZED LOON”
  • S  H U T  U P  D I M E N T I O
  • “OOOOOWEEEEEEEOOOOOOOO”
  • a world literally ends right before your tender eyes. there is nothing left when you return to its remains.
  • DIMENTIO KILLS LUIGI
  • HE ACTUALLY KILLS HIM
  • LIKE
  • LUIGI ENDS UP IN THE PAPER MARIO EQUIVALENT OF HELL FOR SOME REASON
  • HE ACTUALLY DIES
  • AND THEN DIMENTIO GOES AND KILLS MARIO, PEACH, AND BOWSER TOO
  • WOULDN’T IT BE FUN IF WE COULD GO TO HELL
  • wELL SURPRISE, THE ONLY ONE THAT WENT TO HEAVEN WAS PEACH
  • “some people call it world -1″
  • the nimbis just talk in ye olde english
  • “gameovergameovergameovergameover CONTINUE”
  • borguy the 64th
  • shUt up dimentio
  • the weird emotional underlying story you’re getting after each chapter with some wahoos named blumiere and timpani with some mahjong-ass music playing in the bg
  • “THOU ART TOAST”
  • there is a character that is literally the paper mario equivalent of lucifer
  • SHUTUPDIMENTIO
  • IT TURNS OUT THE MAIN VILLAIN OF THE ENTIRE GAME IS A VERY EMOTIONALLY TORTURED PERSON AND IS TRYING TO COMMIT MASS OMNICIDE BECAUSE HE THOUGHT HIS DAD KILLED HIS LOVER
  • “What Ended My Last Relationship” “DADDY ISSUES”
  • one by one each of your party members and each of count bleck’s main minions get ‘killed off’ before returning in the final fight
  • I AM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU DIMENTIO
  • DISRESPECTING LUIGI
  • DISRESPECTING LUIGI
  • DISRESPECTING LUIGI
  • DISRESPECTING LUIGI
  • DISRESPECTING LUIGI
  • that ending is going to rip out your heart and stomp on it so you’d best bring some tissues
  • NASTASIA DON’T CRY
  • DFJHKFLHFLDJKSHDFKHGJKLDHFGLKHGFDJKLHFGIOGJ
  • a good game overall

darling, you are the one
born with galaxies and supernovas like fireworks in your eyes.
your fingers hold strength that mine will never know.
your bones carry prophecies that mine does not dare dream of.

i was only born
     with flower petals staining my cheeks pink
     and strange songs murmuring faintly in my heart. 
i was only born 
     with snatches of fool’s good trapped in my hair
     and gossamer tangled somewhere between my lungs and my ribs.

and darling, i do not mind
if your light is brighter
   your voice is louder 
   your steps are stronger

i have always known, after all, 
that your fate soars much higher than mine ever will
and it does not do to envy a demigod
                                               or an angel 
                                               or a hero
                                               or a friend. 

but darling, this i swear:
when they come for you
     (and they will, my darling,
     let’s not lie to ourselves
                          to each other)
i will grind my teeth into bloodlust fangs.
i will file my nails into tigers’ claws.

darling, this i swear:
i will make poisons of the flowers in my cheeks
and spiderwebs of the gossamer torn from my chest.
i will teach my heart to beat to the rhythm of a battle drum.

and this, this i swear:
i will make them all face 
the thin-edged broken glass
     s h a t t e r e d  p i e c e s
          of myself.

—  gods should fear when pretty little things goes to war ( j.p. )
chensung!skinship headcanons
  • HAND HOLDING
  • DONT FIGHT ME ON THIS
  • they hold hands so much it’s almost impractical
  • CHENLE THE TYPE TO TEACH JISUNG PIANO AND HAVE HIS HANDS OVER JISUNG’S AND IT’S A REALLY SHITTY TEACHING TECHNIQUE BUT IT’S CUTE AS FUCK (creds to @flawlessjeno wonk wink )
  • chenle definitely makes the first move
  • he’ll grab jisung’s hand 24/7 and just hold it forever
  • it’s impractical but chenle honestly couldnt care less
  • chenle the type to drag jisung around
  • jisung the type to be dragged around willingly bc it means that chenle will hug him afterwards
  • we’ve all seen chenle throw that tantrum when he couldnt get his rameN AND IT WAS THE CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD
  • everytime he throws a smol tantrum park jisung is there 2 save the day !!!!!!!
  • gives chenle a kiss on the forehead and lets him sit on his lap until chenle becomes less salty
  • jisung has to kiss him every few seconds so chenle doesnt get wound up again
  • chenle acts like he’s still salty when he’s not so jisung keeps him on his lap
  • and jisung knows but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (coughs creds to @flawlessjeno )
  • jisung !!!! wraps !!!!!! his arms !!!!!!!!!!! around chenle when he sits on his lap !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bc he’s so tiny and jisung has 2 protect him !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • he becomes 2 flustered to think of anything besides jisung (●´ω`●)
  • chenle likes to plop down on jisung’s lap and go on his phone and ignore everyone for 50 years
  • like oop there’s no seat?? nOooooOoOOo PROBLEM I HAVE JISUNG
  • jisung has this overwhelming urge to like protect chenle 24/7 so he always has his arm around him if theyre not holding hands
  • HUGSHUGSHUGSHUGSHUGSHUGS
  • chenle,,,,,,,, just falls,,,,,,,, into jisung’s arms,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  • and chenle just !!!!!!!!!!!! drowns in him !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • chenle is so smol and jisung is so tol,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  • chenle has to tippy toe to wrap his arms around jisung’s neck im jS
  • this isnt kinda skinship-y but jisung is vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv protective over chenle
  • and loves likes it when chenle wears his jackets and hoodies and sweaters and clothES IN GENERALLY
  • BC CHENLE JUST DROWNS IN HIS CLOTHES AND HAS SWEATER PAWS
  • THAT MAKE JISUNG’S HEART GO !!!!!!!!!!!!! SDFJBFSHDBDNLS AND THEN JISUNG REFUSES TO LET GO OF CHENLE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY
  • jisung the type to bury his face in chenle’s neck when chenle’s sitting on his lap
  • JISUNG THE TYPE TO PEPPER KISSES ALL OVER CHENLE’S FACE AND GET SHY ABOUT IT
  • CHENLE THE TYPE TO KISS THE SHIT OUT OF JISUNG AND PRETEND LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED
  • ive mentioned this previously but like
  • whenever they have lil sleepovers, chenle just clings onto jisung like a koala bear and jisung just freezes up bc he doesnt know what to do
  • !!! sometimes !!!!!!!! chenle sneaks over to jisung’s room and sleeps with him 
  • and whenever he does, jisung’s usually really sleepy and just out of it
  • and whenever he’s really tired and doesnt fully know what’s going on, he hugs chenle like he’s a lil teddy bear and they just fall asleep like that
  • forehead and cheek kisses !!!!!!
  • JISUNG KISSES CHENLE’S HEAD WHEN THEYRE HUGGING BC HE ALMOST TOWERS OVER CHENLE (ALSO CREDS TO @flawlessjeno )
  • kisses on the lip are a rare thing
  • only happens if chenle’s feeling spicy™️️ 
  • jisung the type to squish chenle’s cheeks bc he looks like a lil puffer fish 
  • jisung !!!! the type !!!!! to !!!!!!! hold chenle’s face !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! when they kiss !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • backhugs from chenle !!!!!!!
  • chenle can barely see over jisung’s shoulder but that is a-ok !
  • chenle likes kissing a pouty jisung
  • pouty jisung only occurs when he gets jealous
  • which is like whenever someone gets 2 close to chenle
  • JEALOUS JISUNG IS A MAD JISUNG
  • BUT IT’S A CUTE MAD
  • AND CHENLE WOULD GET MAD BACK
  • pouting chensung that makes everyone feel weird bc maknae line is no longer sunshine
  • whenever jisung ignores chenle, chenle throws tantrums to get his attention
  • and sometimes jisung just drags chenle onto his lap without thinking bc he’s so used to it and they just make up because of that
  • but other times jisung has like 1% willpower and continues to ignore chenle
  • which makes chenle cry
  • and then jisung has to hug him and put him on his lap and tell him how much he loves him until chenle stops crying
  • chenle probably sniffles a lil after he stops crying which makES JISUNG STOP BREATHING
  • jisung the type to kiss chenle after every sniffle
  • chenle the type to sniffle just so jisung would kiss him
  • JISUNG THE TYPE TO KISS CHENLE’S TEARS AWAY EVEN THO THEY MAKE JISUNG’S LIPS TASTE REALLY SALTY HE DOES IT STILL BC HE KNOWS CHENLE LOVES CHEESY STUFF LIKE THAT
  • sleepy hugs!!!
  • whenever chenle is tired out of his mind and about to pass out, he’ll drape himself over jisung and jisung will just hug him until he falls asleep
  • and whenever jisung’s tired as fuck, he’ll lean against chenle and chenle will throw his arm around him and just kiss his temple and just aH MY HEART
  • sleepy !!!! k i s s e s !!!!!!!!
  • jisung will give chenle lazy forehead kisses that chenle treasures more than he’d like to admit
  • sleepy hugs consist of jisung burying his face into chenle’s neck and chenle drawing random patterns and shapes on jisung’s back
  • c u d d l i n g
  • cuddling rarely happens bc it’s usually one sided (coughs aka chenle hugging onto jisung like a koala bear like i said earlier)
  • but sometimes jisung just really wants to cuddle his bf and just be able to kiss him and tell him how cute he is every 3 seconds and !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • jisung’s favourite way to kiss chenle is when he wakes up really early accidentally and chenle’s still in his arms
  • and he’s asleep like a lil baby
  • and jisung plays a game called ‘how many times can i kiss chenle’s cheek before he wakes up’
  • i am melting (●´ω`●)
  • chenle the type to melt under any sort of affection ??
  • like jisung will be hugging him and he’d just melt into his arms and just forget the world for a bit and jisung just goes ?????
  • chenle !!! doesnt let go !!!! of hugs after !!!!! jisung lets go !!!!!!!
  • chenle’s entire body just relaxes after jisung hugs him
  • like the first time chenle just melted into jisung, he freaked out 
  • bc !!!! HIS BALL OF SUNSHINE JUST MELTED INTO HIM AND HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT TO DO
  • sometimes jisung will be playing like league or overwatch or w/e and chenle will just sneak up to him and plop down on his lap
  • bc then jisung will go “CHENLE I JUST D I E D
  • HE JUST O N E S H O T M E
  • I GOT D E L E T E D
  • MY TEAMMATES ARE ALL FLAMING ME HOW COULD U DO THIS TO ME”
  • and chenle just finds that so cute so he’ll be like “i had nowhere else to sit (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧”
  • “THE COUCH IS EMPTY EVERYONE IS OUT FOR DINNER”
  • “i dont see any couches idek what ur talking about (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ ”
  • “STOP BEING SUCH A SUNSHINE AND LET ME FARM”
  • and then chenle ends up clinging onto jisung for dear life as he witnesses jisung die multiple times which ends up in jisung throwing a tantrum
  • how the tables have tabled ??
  • “CHENLE YOUR ARMS ARE COVERING MY EYES I CANT SEE WHAT IM DOING CANT YOU CLING ONTO MY WAIST INSTEAD”
  • “your neck is more comfortable”
  • “WHAT DO YOU M E A N”
  • in all honesty jisung loves chenle more than any video game
  • especially more than fucking league of fucking legends that awful piece of shit game why cant i fucking uninstall it ive been playing this goddamn awful game since season 5 and i still have it on my laptop+desktop and i played it like yesterday and it’s made me want to kermit so many times fuck that game im so fucking angry just typing this
  • chenle is smol enough for jisung to just pick up and run i just hope u know that

anonymous asked:

HI can i request a HC of RFA +V + Saeran with a MC who has sweaty palms and is really conscious about it?

Yoosung:

-he probably has really sweaty palms a lot too because he’s so nervous around you all the time, it just h a p p e n s

-so at first he doesn’t even notice that you have sweaty hands, he thinks it’s all him and is v e ry embarrassed 

-so he’ll like stop touching you or holding your hand and your just like D:!!! because you think it’s you 

-you mention it and your sweaty palms and Yoosung is just like “WA I T A SECOND”

-after that little miscommunication, he goes right back to touching you and holding your hand 

-he gets it, so if you wanna stop holding hands and wipe off the sweat he’ll just patiently wait until your hand is in his again and give you a big ol smile

Saeyoung:

-this nerd doesn’t have TIME to think about sweaty hands!!!!

-he probably has really warm hands so it just increases the sweat and your frea ki n g out because you think you’re so gross 

-whenever you try to let go of his hand he’ll just grip it tighter and whine that “you’re fine !!”

-will not let go of your god damn hand 

-SAEYOUNG I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM PLEASE LEAVE

-ExcUSES , Saeyoung claims!!!!

-no you have to throw him out of the bathroom 

-later he’ll talk to you about it how he really doesn’t mind and he doesn’t care as long as he just gets to be close to you 

Jumin:

-this guy is the opposite of Saeyoung: he’s got hands as cold as ice

-you could sweat on them all you want he won’t feel it because his hands are constantly just numb to it 

-you think he isn’t saying anything because he doesn’t want to be rude, so you shyly bring it up one day and he kinda just looks at his hand and is like

-you were sweating???? are you hot??? i can turn down the heat if u want 

-he’s so oblivious guys that you just roll with it and get used to his weird non feeling ice hands

Jaehee:

-I imagine she has pretty sweaty palms as well 

-so you guys really just develop a routine of holding hands for a minute, wipe, hold hands, wipe, and repeat. 

-you tell her your self conscious and that makes HER self conscious 

-then you two become a blubbering mess of gay insecurities 

-finally she just holds out her little trembling hand as a truce and you take it 

-you decide to just continue with your routine 

Zen: 

-as fuckin ALWAYS Zen is PERFECT so he’s got the softest god damn hands and will never sweat when holding your hand 

-you are a hot mess of jealousy because ?????? Zen how are u like this

-you actually bring it up in the messenger about his perfect hands and how it’s freaky compared to your gross hands 

-Zen is like GROSS???? HOW DARE YOU

-he goes on for 7 minutes about how much he loves your hands and he doesn’t care about the sweat bc if anything it makes you more CUTE, OKAY

V:

-aaa, his long slender skinny hands are like Jumin’s. cold. but not as SEVERE as Jumin je sus 

-you cry in your sleep from how nice his hands are 

-you’re taking pictures with his camera one day and you keep messing up because of your sweaty hands

-V is just like hey? whats up bb??? r u okay???

-you explain your sweaty situation and slip in a word or two about how your insecure and you’re surprised he didn’t notice them already 

-in response he just takes a hold of your hand and kisses it really tenderly and holds it for the rest of the day while helping you take pictures. 

Saeran: 

-his hands are always a little shaky when you hold hands 

-so u both got your insecurities about it which makes you feel a little better about it 

-Saeran doesn’t really mind but finds it curious because you know…  he’s never really held hands with someone before?? so he didn’t even know that hands sweat like that when holding hands

-he thinks it’s normal so he never really has a comment on it, which you are grateful for 

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i love how keiths knife has been visible since season one and he carries it with him everywhere he goes and it so obviously there anD NOBODY NOTICED IT

HE WAS FUCKING STARING AT IT IN HIS ROOM AND NOBODY SAID ANYTHING

LMAO THE FANDOM NOTICED AND TOOK NOTE OF THE OBVIOUS SIGNS BUT NOT THE TINY ONES AND CONSIDERING HOW FAR ALL OF US REACH THIS IS BOTH SURPRISING AND HILARIOUS

The Sock Scenario

Paring: Pietro Maximoff/Reader

Tags: female reader, fluff, angst, Pietro Maximoff lives, socks

Summary: Reader’s job description says ‘sock fixer’ in fine print (who even reads the fine print?). It so happens, Pietro wears through many pairs of socks a day.

Word Count: 1,348

Posting Date:  2016-06-01

Current Date: 2017-05-13


Originally posted by imaginepietromaximoff


Your job description said sock fixer.

Yes, in the small print, underneath 'gopher’ and 'personal assistant to the Avengers’. Maybe you should have read the fine print a little closer, because all it seemed you did lately was fix the great Pietro Maximoff’s socks from their holes and wear and tear and cram in your other jobs around the chore.

After the first hundred and eighty pairs were trashed, Tony refused to buy any more for the speedster, leaving you in your current plight.

Come the day a scientist invented Pietro-proof socks, and you would finally sleep well at night. Hell, even the other day you dreamed of darning his socks back together.

What had your life come to?

“Hey, _______, could you run this over to Barton? I need his opinion on the new uniforms,” you hear Tony handing you a tablet. “Don’t tell me -,”

“I just sewed this pair up yesterday,” you tell your boss, humming in slight annoyance. Glancing up, you see he’s also got two mugs of somehow heavenly instant coffee, and he’s sliding the other white cup your way, as he takes a seat. “Hey, boss? Got any time to convince Dr. Banner to make a magic science-y thread that will never tear?”

Tony smiles over his cup. “What, and leave you without a job?”

You snort. “That’s all I do, these days. Fix socks and run errands. I used to file! Deliver messages! Have coffee breaks! Rub shoulders with S. H. I. E. L. D. personnel! Now I’m a darn sock fixer.”

He claps your back in good nature. “I’ll give you a pay raise if that’s what’s bothering you? I’ll double it?”

You laugh. “Gosh, no, Mr. Stark, keep your money. Thank you for the coffee and the affirmations, but I’m just a little overrun with socks.” You take a sip of the drink. Perfect. “No pun intended. Either time.”

He chuckles, and goes to leave. “Pay raise, coming right up. Don’t forget to be a good gopher to show Barton the tablet, okay?”

You nod. “Five minutes and I’ll go. I’ll be done this sock by then.”

Little did you know, Pietro, the fast-footed sprinter, had overheard all that you and Tony had talked about on his way to train with Wanda. Before he knew it, a sinking feeling erupted inside his chest, and at once, he was at his sister’s side.

“What do you do if there’s something you have to stop because it inconveniences someone else?” he asked Wanda.

The dark haired Scarlet Witch pushed past him to the cookie jar on the bench, “I tell it to their face, to stop them being a nuisance to me,” she told her brother with a straight face. “Could you move? You’re in front of the plate cupboard.”

He nodded. “Ah, I see what you did there.” At once, Pietro was out of the way, seated at the breakfast bar. “I have to stop being a troublemaker, and be … what is the word?”

“An adult?” She put forth. “Non-irritating? Responsible?”

Pietro nodded silently. “Yes, that’s the one. Responsible.”

“Now, come on, or we are going to be late for the Captain’s training.” Wanda chomped on her cookie, grabbing her brother’s wrist. “This, uh, change of heart, it isn’t about the cute Avengers’ assistant you have an abnormally large crush on, is it?”

A blush similar to his sister’s outfit rose onto Pietro’s neck. “How - ,”

Wanda rolled her eyes. “I’m not blind, Pietro. Do you forget I can read minds? I can tell by all the signs that you’re into ______ _______. I’m sure by your lack of ability to hide it that everyone knows by now.”

“If he wears through anymore, I swear…” you muttered, placing the last fixed pair of socks down on your desk. You’d managed your normal jobs around the darning of footwear; Clint had approved the uniform changes, Thor got his caramel frappuccino by nine o'clock, Ms. Romanoff had you duck out to grab her reserved order at the sports shop downtown (you’d never in your life held so many knives before), and; forty pairs of socks were now fixed.

“Have you seen Vision? I need to give him something,” Wanda sided up to your desk, her eyes watching you work.

“No, I haven’t, I’m sorry, Wanda. Maybe he’s in his thinking spot by the window upstairs, he’s often there.” you suggested.

The sister of the speedster nodded in understanding, and gesturing to the bundles of white, winced, “Those are all my of brother’s socks?” she inquired.

“Yep,” You nod. “All of 'em. And they’re fixed, and ready to go back into use, thanks to me.”

The scarlet witch stroked her arm, and bated a grin. “Maybe one day the smart people will invent special socks for him - ones that don’t smell of him and tear less easy!” She cheered. “Do you want me to tell him to take them away?”

You shook your head, standing. It had been a while since you’d been on your feet, and they ached with pins and needles and the static that came on TV when there was no channel. “No, I need to move around, I’ve been sitting too long. Have - have fun with Vision.”

Gathering all the socks into your arms, you trace your steps to the elevator, and request Pietro’s floor to the A. I. The journey is swift - and so is a breeze that knocks you over when you exit.

“Shi-Shea butter!” You cuss. All the socks are on the floor, like round fluffy non-edible Easter eggs. At once, you dive down to gather them all up again.

“________! I am so sorry!” You look up, and regret it at once. Your heart stops every time you see Pietro, and his adorable eyes and his stubble and dorky smile, and this time is no different. Except, you’re trying to be professional and you’re on duty and he’s right in front of you.

“No - no problem,” you squeak.

And then you see it.

Pietro has gathered all your socks together to return to him, but on his own feet, are the most frayed, broken, holey socks you’ve ever seen of his.

And for some reason, you burst into tears.

“Oh no! ________! What - are you okay? What has happened?” Pietro’s eyes are wider than saucers and can’t see why you’d spontaneously start crying like that. His hands ghost around your arms, unsure of what to touch, and the elevator doors open to reveal Wanda and Vision lip-locked, also confused by the situation. “Sis? What do I do?” He whispers.

Through your tears, you wave him off. “Don’t worry, Pietro, I’m just being silly…”

His face darkens. “I’m a hero and I have to save the world. How can I save your world and stop you crying all over the socks?”

Vision gestures to the pair he’s wearing. “______ is upset by having fixed all the socks to see you are wearing a pair that they need to fix next. I believe they feel like the job does not end.”

Pietro’s heart sinks. “I am sorry, ________. I kept wearing these because I didn’t want to make you fix even more pairs of socks, but -,”

“It’s okay, really,” you whisper. “I’m just being  silly.”

Wanda makes a noise. “I can enchant the socks to never wear! Why didn’t I think of this earlier?” She announces, and rushing over between her twin and you, the teary assistant, shoots red light over the socks. “There. All fixed.”

Vision nodded. “Now if you will excuse us, we are going to make out in Wanda’s room.”

Pietro stares at them dumbfounded.

“Why didn’t she think of that earlier -,” you start. But your words are cut off by Pietro, who connects his lips with yours in what has to be the best kiss of the century.

“I’m sorry if you don’t feel that way -,” Pietro starts, breaking away from your mouth, his breath hot. “But I have like you -,”

You smirk. “Shut up, sock destroyer and kiss me again. I like you too.”

lance and allura friendship

lance starts feeling homesick, and isn’t as bubbly as usual and allura is the first one to notice that something is wrong. she pulls him aside and asks him what’s up. he says that he misses home, and wishes he had something from home to make him feel better. lance says that when he was upset, he’d lie on his bed and just look up at all his glow-in-the-dark stars on his roof, and that would calm him down a bit. allura is confused, and says that there are stars just outside the castle that he can look at. he shrugs and says it’s not the same. allura lets him go back to the other paladins, and sets off to find coran.

later, lance goes back to his room and starts getting ready for bed. he does his regular routine, before turning the light off and flopping onto his bed. he shuts his eyes, but notices a strange glow, as if there’s still a light on in his room. he opens his eyes to find that the ceiling is covered in small, dim, yet glowing dots. he stares at his ceiling for ages, before he realises that his eyes are wet, and wipes them with his sleeve, smiling.

the next morning, allura is sitting at the table. lance walks in and immediately goes to her and silently wraps his arms around her. she smiles and hugs him back.

ashleybenlove  asked:

I'm so sorry about this one, especially if it makes you cry... but... headcanons for an AU of Buffalord Soldier where the Buffalord was extinct.

S c r e w  y o u  w h a t  d i d  i  d o  t o  d e s e r v e  t h i s

 - So, I mean, there’s no use beating around the bush. Astrid’s going to die. The gang goes, they look, and they don’t find, so they take her back to Berk.

 - Her parents keep her in bed for - would it be the third day only? They don’t leave her side. Neither does Stormfly. Or the rest of the gang.

 - Alternatively, they know they won’t make it back home, so it’s just the gang and Astrid is more upset about not being able to see her parents one last time than she is about dying.

 - Either way, some Stormstrid. Astrid would weakly say, “Hey, girl, it’s okay, don’t miss me too much,” and Stormfly would of course just sense it.

 - Hiccup would probably sit on the edge of her bed and maybe stroke her hair. They’re not dating at this point, but, like, Astrid is dying. There would be some “I love you”’s but they’d be teary and there’d be a lot more hugging than kissing. There would be thoughts of the future. “I was gonna make you a general.” “G-general Hoff, I like it. Give it t-to Ruff, maybe?” And he cries into her neck.

 - I feel like Fishlegs would be so upset, he’d be in denial. His lip would quiver the whole time he was with her. He’d read to her. Not, like, stories, but stuff they’ve done over the years. Astrid cries and laughs when he brings up the pistachio incident.

 - Snotlout and Astrid would also be sharing good times. “Remember that time you told me you could block the sun?” “Remember when you flirted with me?” “Remember when - when we became real friends?” And Astrid is already really damn emotional from Fishlegs and Hiccup, and Snotlout is really really trying hard not to cry too.

 - Tuffnut is serious. He’s not crying, but he keeps looking at Astrid as though she’s betraying him somehow and she hates it, and then they hug and they keep hugging and Tuffnut is pulling her close and squeezing her and kissing her cheek again and again and keeps pleading for her not to go.

 - Ladies and gentleman, the one you’ve all been waiting for - Ruffnut Thorston. She comes in alone and the two girls share a glance and then Astrid sits up and Ruff rushes to her quickly. They pour out everything, they talk about their childhood, they talk about the present, and Astrid begs Ruff to take care of everyone. She has to promise her.

 - And when it actually happens - when Fearless Astrid Hofferson dies…everyone changes. There’s no fun in being goofy if there’s no Astrid to roll her eyes, there’s no point in being loud if there’s no Astrid to shut them up. Hiccup becomes even more distant, he barely stays on Berk. Or alternatively, he throws himself headfirst into preparing to be chief because Astrid loved Berk and she wanted him to rule well.

 - When Heather hears, she is horrified. And honestly - knowing that Dagur worked for Viggo, it would be impossible to forgive him, or at least close to it. Knowing that he was a part of the man who made her one real true friend die. Even if he has changed.

 - Stormfly stays on Berk, and she follows Hiccup around whenever he goes off the island and she keeps watch over him because that’s what her rider did too. Hiccup has been alone with both Toothless and Stormfly in a room and just cried.






Buuuuuuut luckily that didn’t happen - Astrid Hofferson is alive, she’s General Hoff, and all is well with the world. My heart hurts from writing all this. Damn.

House of Cards in the Wind

TITLE: House of Cards in the Wind

CHAPTER NO./ONE SHOT: Chapter Ten


AUTHOR: wolfpawn

ORIGINAL IMAGINE: Imagine you were a powerful villain who was captured by S.H.I.E.L.D. and put in Cryogenic storage because there was no other way to deal with you. After doing some research, Loki learned about you and became obsessed. So much, that he looked for you and woke you up, knowing that you’d seek revenge and he would be more than willing to help.

RATING: Teen and Up
NOTES/WARNINGS: This story is the result of an imagine I saw on another blog theartofimagining13. The credit for the imagine goes to the author on that page.

Warning death of minor characters and violence in this fic 

The Warrior’s looked on in shock as Odin walked passed them, giving a small nod of his head in salute, but saying nothing more. They could not comprehend it fully. Thor was off-realm, so they could not speak with him on the matter, but they had heard him speak of how Loki had been of assistance through the convergence. But considering the deception yet again, by the dark prince in faking his death, they did not expect Odin to excuse his previous crimes and allow him to simply live within the palace once more, as though nothing had happened. But he did, he did so in front of their very eyes, they would have thought there was something afoot behind it, were it not for the fact he seemed mildly unhappy with the idea. Had he been in a positive mood, they would have fled in search of Thor immediately, but as he commented to Loki to “Stay out of his way”, they were sure it was true, as odd as it was.

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Chapter 1 of my season 5 speculation fic is up!

Plot summary: Set months after S.H.I.E.L.D. was captured by the underground organization known as S.W.O.R.D., S.H.I.E.L.D. is faced with several new challenges. Coulson and May learn that the leader of S.W.O.R.D. is Abigail “Lola” Brand, an old rival of theirs during their first days as S.H.I.E.L.D. agents. Fitz is paired up with a dangerous S.W.O.R.D. agent who moonlights as a world-class thief and has her own agenda separate from S.W.O.R.D.’s goals. Simmons learns that her family is involved in something sinister and it has something to do with the Roxxon Corporation. Daisy befriends a S.W.O.R.D. agent who is not from this world. Yo-Yo and Mack encounter a little girl whose reason for existence could change the world. And Robbie Reyes goes head to head with a priest who is hellbent on taking the Darkhold back and unleashing Dormammu’s wrath on the world.

Just another day for the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

anonymous asked:

Can I request the RFA + Saeran finding out MC is a drummer (that was in like a metal band)? I'm a female drummer and I feel like we don't get a lot of recognition ;v;

so my dear friend suggested that maybe I should try to keep my HC’s a little shorter and see how people respond to it as opposed to my usual length. Honestly, I’m open for any critique if anyone has any. I want to get better, of course. I hope you’re not disappointed and enjoy ^^

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Zen

♬ him finding out was kind of an accident

♬ he’d found an old, dusty CD of a local metal band he’d listened to during his teens

♬ when he’d still been the edgy dude in a biker gang and all that

♬ when you’d found him head banging in the living room you’d laughed

♬ “I didn’t know you knew my band.”

♬ …what…?!

♬ “yeah, I am the drummer.”

♬ Zen had never been more amazed in his life

♬ he demands you play for him every day from that moment on

♬ he watches you practice

♬ sometimes you even have jam sessions together

♬ he goes to all your gigs, no matter how small

♬ he also runs around with a t-shirt of your band all the time

♬ he even attempts to sell some of your old CD’s cause like

♬ t h i s  i s  m y  c o o l  d r u m m e r  g i r l f r i e n d

♬ honestly, you’ve never dated someone quite as cute

♬ and slightly overly devoted

Yoosung

★ when you tell him he’s kinda surprised

★ you just didn’t really seem like the type?

★ everyone just always seems to play the guitar or piano

★ not that he minds!

★ he finds it extremely cool and loves watching you

★ especially when you wear something shoulder less

★ it’s mesmerizing, really how quick and smoothly you move

★ he is also sure that those arms could choke him

★ after that thought your performances suddenly become very erotic to him

 ★ you first notice it when he starts shifting uncomfortably during one of your gigs

★ when it happens another time you smirk at him knowingly

★ he knows he’s in deep shit

★ after that you purposefully flex sometimes

★ pray with the chopsticks during lunch

★ anything that would make him even the slightest bit of uncomfortable

★ he hates that you are a drummer!

★ he actually loves it (⊙﹏⊙✿)

Jaehee

♨ she’s a little torn when you ask her whether you can put up your drum set or not

♨ on one hand she doesn’t really like that music

♨ and it’s also extremely loud

♨ god forbid what the neighbours would say

♨ on the other hand she doesn’t want to stop you from practicing your passion

♨ after all you were the one who made her café possible

♨ it’s really the least she can do to thank you

♨ but when you talk about drumming you just shine with joy

♨ and who would have the heart to say no to you

♨ Jaehee certainly doesn’t

♨ so you set up the drum set and strangely enough, she never hears a thing

♨ you disappear into the room to practice but no sound

♨ when she looks into the room she finds you wearing headphones and things click

♨ for a while she just watches you, taking in how you move

♨ she’s never seen you as happy as you are when playing your drums

♨ that is until she does to your first gig with you and sees you on stage

♨ she’s never seen you look more happy and beautiful

Jumin

♛ at first he doesn’t know what to think of it

♛ Jumin is more of a classics type of guy, you know

♛ you still invite him to one of your gigs though

♛ afterwards his opinion completely changes

♛ he is amazing at how strong you are to get through an entire gig like that

♛ doesn’t it hurt in the arms?

♛ a week later he buys you new drums

♛ you know the kind of drums you would have had to sell your soul for?

♛ Yeah, those kind of drums

♛ he also clears an entire apartment in the building to make a studio out of it

♛ when you tell him it’s just a hobby and he doesn’t have to pay so much

♛ he doesn’t want to hear any of it

♛ talents like yours should be nourished and supported

♛ also; practice makes perfect and perfection is the goal

♛ you actually have to physically stop him from buying a record label for you

♛ well, no one can say that Jumin does not express his love

♛ he just has a special way of doing so

Saeyoung/Seven

☼ when you tell Seven he is incredibly curious 

☼ bombarding you with a million questions like

☼ “When did you start playing?”

☼ “Have you ever played any shows?”

☼ “What kind of drums do you have?”

☼ the latest one apparently inspired him quite a bit

☼ only a couple of days later he’d produced four different prototypes

☼ he’d adamant in making the best drum set ever

☼ he also loves teasing you about it

☼ mainly using old jokes like ‘who even knows the drummer’

☼ he even went as far as opening garage band to show you that he can ‘play the drums too’

☼ you gave him a very unimpressed

☼ he apologizes eventually

☼ he also hugs you tight while telling you how cool he finds it

☼ he admits to always having dreamed of playing an instrument but being incapable of

☼ when you offer to teach him he refuses, telling that everyone has their own talent

☼ “I prefer watching and admiring you anyway”

Saeran

☀ is he supposed to care?

☀ so what? you play the drums and?

☀he taught himself hacking and no one gave a fuck

☀ still he accidentally passes the room whenever you practice

☀ and sometimes his earplugs fall out by accident too

☀ and maybe he accidentally walked into the room and sat on the stool once too

☀ he was tired and thought it was the kitchen, okay?!

☀ it’s when you see him drumming with chopsticks like a child that realization finally dawns on you

☀ maybe he wants to learn too?

☀ you suggest teaching him

☀ obviously he huffs and tells you he doesn’t want to

☀ obviously he also later admits that he would love you to

☀ once you start he realizes just how hard it actually is

☀ his arms ache for days after the first couple of tries

☀ during the night he tells you that he actually admires you for your skill and talent

☀ you’re very pleased and thank him

☀ he gives up trying to learn but enjoys watching and listening all the more

anonymous asked:

Lexa working out without her top on and she's just wearing a sports bra and yoga pants and she bends over and Clarke is just,, staring at her cleavage and Lexa's all smug and begins purposefully teasing Clarke while working out. At the end of her workout, Clarke drags her into the shower and fucks her

This is half true but half false bc Clarke would just reach out and grab like no way she’s waiting for Lexa to finish. And Lexa is w h i p p e d so she just goes w it

panicatthefrontdoor  asked:

THIS KID GOES TO OUR SCHOOL AND HES LIKE LITERAL MICHAEL MELL. HE LOOKS LIKE HIM AND HE'S IN CHORUS AND SINGS WELL. I DON'T KNOW IF HE LIKES OLD STUFF BUT ACCORDING TO MY FRIEND SHE SAW HIM IN THE HALL ONCE AND HE WENT "Wow I'm feeling really high." OR SOMETHING, AND L I F T E D H I S L E G ONTO HIS FRIEND'S HEAD/SHOULDER TO TIE HIS SHOE

!!!! OH MY GOSH

shaiala  asked:

I want to see Taemin perform Pretty Boy again

lisTEN don’t even get me started with pretty boy just- shh. shhhhhh don’t. in this blog we don’t talk about pretty boy we feel pretty boy we inject pretty boy in our v e i n s we snort pretty boy here in this blog the alphabet goes a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p r e double t y are you getting me you aren’t getting me I mean august 21st of 2014 anyone? what the fuck. what kind of wild ride to another astral plane was this what in the fresh pits of hell

the iconic pearl aqua jacket over the mesh shirt?? the baggy leather pants and the bouncy blond hair?? hu m?????

the iconic cool kids bffs in flower crowns raising soft hell thru the night break dance??????

and don’t talk to me about the song itself don’t talk about the amount of thought that went into composing/producing it like. it was a real slap in the face of society’s gender norms. an actual mocking of it while empowering the side of taemin he’d always been wary of. hello? why is being sensitive and prepared the opposite of being a man? the subtle gay context, courtesy of kjh? hey you, tough guy, relax your hardened shoulders, feel the way I move? pa pa pa pretty boy? touching. inspirational. life-changing. ground-breaking. please. I don’t wanna talk about or see him perform pretty boy again not ever

✧modern f5 headcanons✧

-If the s4 are the squad that goes out during the day and goes to chill cafes and picnics along the lake under their fave gazebo, then the f5 are the squad that fucking go to Macca’s at two in the morning and freakin dick around in parking lots and snapchat the entire thing after

-Their night time pics are either them covering their face in the aesthetic™ way with some really grungey caption like, ‘this generation of kids is brainwashed by artificial light’ (i’d provide examples but the examples are on classmates’ private instagrams) or real life shit posting with captions like, ‘reblog if edward go t t a goo fast’

-Late night shit posting and memeing

-Cheslock: ”Y A I N T” Clayton: “YOU ALL ARE NOT”

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mm headcanons - painting your bedrooms

//i just painted my own bedroom white and i couldn’t stop thinking about this?? whoops - also i use Seven’s real name and there’s swearing in his section//

Yoosung:

  • his mom probably made him help when they were ever painting a room in their house.
  • he knows what to do but isn’t really that good at lining the molding or spreading the paint evenly so he just leaves that to you
  • he’s the dj
  • he puts slathers a bunch of paint on and then you smooth it out w a roller
  • he goes to cut the top of the wall but isn’t tall enough on his own so he uses a lil step stool
  • afterwards, even though he didn’t do too much, he’s got paint literally EVERYWHERE. it’s on his t-shirt (yoosung looks really good in that t shirt too btw), his shorts, his hair, and even his socks but?? he wasn’t wearing any socks??
  • “MC i think im getting the hang of this!!”
  • “sorry to burst your bubble, but i can see patches of beige (let’s say you’re painting a beige room green??”
  • “heh… well… that’s why you’re here i guess”
  • “and not because we live together?? and you’re my boyfriend??” jfc yoosung
  • YOOSUNG PAINTING MAKES MY INSIDES exPLODE i love him  

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