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Perfect Critical

Context: We are trying to put out a fire in an underground city’s superstructure. As we’re putting it out, a Choker appears in the fires.

It tries to attack our Grippli rogue, nearly killing him. After it drops him, it says something in undercommon. Only our Android Duelist understood it. It then fled, only for our Grippli’s turn to roll around.

Grippli: I throw my dagger at it. *Nat 20, then another Nat 20 to confirm.*

The whole party freaks out. House rule was that a Nat 20 to hit and a Nat 20 to confirm does maximum damage without rolling.

Grippli: I have a penalty to Strength, so I only did 4 damage.

Party loses it again, since he only used d3s for damage.

DM: That drops him.

Once more, the party goes nuts, until the Android speaks up.

Android: “He said he was friendly! He was just in the wrong place at the wrong time!”

Needless to says, we are having a fantastic time.

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Art by @frau-argh, @10ftalice, and @comedicdrama

Despite not having consented to the purchase, Bucky couldn’t deny being curious about “whatever” he had bought. He picked the order sheet off the floor. “‘Captain Rogers Model S987654320’.” The name sounded vague. From the size of the box, it could be a sound system or bookshelf for all he knew.

Bucky began to peel off the thick tape. If he was going to send it back to SHIELD anyway, he might as well see it for himself.

Upon opening the front flaps, a sea of paper and styrofoam pellets obscured what laid inside. He dug through it, the wrapping almost coming up to his elbows, when he felt something solid.

Bucky grasped the underside to pull it up to no avail, the item sealed in tight. He removed more of the pellets, and used both hands to wriggle it free.

“C’mon, c’mon… a little more… there!”

He’d used too much force. The box flipped over on its side, sending the wrapping materials spilling and his purchase slamming on top of him.

Bucky’s first thought was, A dead body. His second thought was, A naked dead body.

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Imagine an AU where Shadow disappears and after no one can find him for several months Eggman makes an android to replace Shadow and infiltrate Sonic’s group.

At first everything goes smoothly, until the android discovers something about the group and decides to rebel. They take out half of Sonic’s group, change up their looks and name, rid themself of any programing that would allow Eggman control, and become a hero.

Bonus: Shadow is still alive and well, but with no plans on returning.

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  2. Respect - Aretha Franklin
  3. Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin
  4. Louie Louie - The Kingsmen
  5. I Heard It Through The Grapevine - Marvin Gaye
  6. (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction - Rolling Stones
  7. Jailhouse Rock - Elvis Presley
  8. Rock Around The Clock - Bill Haley & His Comets
  9. Billie Jean - Michael Jackson
10. Like A Rolling Stone - Bob Dylan
11. Hey Jude - Beatles
12. Good Vibrations - Beach Boys
13. Tutti-Frutti - Little Richard
14. What’d I Say - Ray Charles
15. Hotel California - Eagles
16. You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feelin' - Righteous Brothers
17. My Girl - Temptations
18. Imagine - John Lennon
19. What’s Going On - Marvin Gaye
20. Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
21. Hound Dog - Elvis Presley
22. Born to Run - Bruce Springsteen
23. Light My Fire - Doors
24. Superstition - Stevie Wonder
25. Layla - Derek and the Dominos
26. Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
27. She Loves You - Beatles
28. Summertime Blues - Eddie Cochran / Blue Cheer / The Who
29. You Really Got Me - Kinks / Van Halen
30. Bridge Over Troubled Water - Simon and Garfunkel
31. Let’s Stay Together - Al Green
32. Long Tall Sally - Little Richard
33. Purple Haze - Jimi Hendrix Experience
34. A Day In The Life - Beatles
35. Whole Lot of Shakin’ Going On - Jerry Lee Lewis
36. That’ll Be The Day - Buddy Holly & the Crickets
37. Every Breath You Take - Police
38. In The Midnight Hour - Wilson Pickett
39. Maybellene - Chuck Berry
40. Bo Diddley - Bo Diddley
41. Papa’s Got A Brand New Bag - James Brown
42. When Doves Cry - Prince
43. My Generation - The Who
44. Losing My Religion - R.E.M.
45. Sunshine Of Your Love - Cream
46. Whole Lotta Love - Led Zeppelin
47. One - U2
48. A Change Is Gonna Come - Sam Cooke
49. All Along The Watchtower - Jimi Hendrix Experience
50. The Message - Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five 51. Great Balls Of Fire - Jerry Lee Lewis
52. Hey Ya - OutKast
53. Mr. Tambourine Man - Byrds / Bob Dylan
54. Proud Mary - Creedence Clearwater Revival / Ike & Tina Turner
55. Shake, Rattle And Roll - Joe Turner / Bill Haley and His Comets
56. Walk This Way - Aerosmith / Run-D.M.C.
57. Let It Be - Beatles
58. Maggie May - Rod Stewart
59. American Pie - Don McLean
60. (Sittin’ On) The Dock Of The Bay - Otis Redding
61. Blue Suede Shoes - Carl Perkins / Elvis Presley
62. Don’t Be Cruel - Elvis Presley
63. Won’t Get Fooled Again - The Who
64. Stayin’ Alive - Bee Gees
65. Free Bird - Lynyrd Skynyrd
66. Nuthin’ But a “G” Thang - Dr. Dre & Snoop Dogg
67. Brown Sugar - Rolling Stones
68. Let’s Get It On - Marvin Gaye
69. When A Man Loves A Woman - Percy Sledge
70. I Want To Hold Your Hand - Beatles
71. Good Rockin’ Tonight - Wynonie Harris / Elvis Presley
72. Stand By Me - Ben E. King
73. I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor
74. Super Freak - Rick James
75. A Whiter Shade Of Pale - Procol Harum
76. Be My Baby - Ronettes
77. Go Your Own Way - Fleetwood Mac
78. Papa Was a Rollin’ Stone - Temptations
79. House Of The Rising Sun - Animals
80. Yesterday - Beatles
81. Where Did Our Love Go - Supremes
82. Rapper’s Delight - Sugarhill Gang
83. I Want You Back - Jackson 5
84. I Love Rock ‘N’ Roll - Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
85. Don’t You Want Me? - Human League
86. Jeremy - Pearl Jam
87. Heartbreak Hotel - Elvis Presley
88. Like a Virgin - Madonna
89. Beat It - Michael Jackson
90. Sweet Child O’ Mine - Guns N’ Roses
91. Under the Bridge - Red Hot Chili Peppers
92. Your Song - Elton John
93. You Shook Me All Night Long - AC/DC
94. Somebody To Love - Jefferson Airplane
95. Green Onions - Booker T. & the MGs
96. Soul Man - Sam & Dave
97. Twist And Shout - Beatles / Isley Brothers
98. Bye Bye Love - Everly Brothers
99. Earth Angel - Penguins
100. Crazy - Gnarls Barkley 101. Sexual Healing - Marvin Gaye
102. Midnight Train to Georgia - Gladys Knight and the Pips
103. Why Do Fools Fall In Love - Frankie Lymon & the Teenagers
104. Good Golly Miss Molly - Little Richard
105. More Than a Feeling - Boston
106. Just My Imagination - Temptations
107. Sweet Dreams - Eurythmics
108. Call Me - Blondie
109. Celebration - Kool & The Gang
110. Another One Bites the Dust - Queen
111. The Sounds Of Silence - Simon & Garfunkel
112. Tainted Love - Soft Cell
113. Roxanne - Police
114. Dream On - Aerosmith
115. Whip It- Devo
116. Another Brick in the Wall Part II - Pink Floyd
117. Be-Bop-A-Lula - Gene Vincent & the Blue Caps
118. Rock And Roll Music - Chuck Berry / Beatles
119. I Saw Her Standing There - Beatles
120. I Get Around - Beach Boys
121. Reach Out, I’ll Be There - Four Tops
122. Peggy Sue - Buddy Holly
123. Gimme Some Lovin' - Spencer Davis Group
124. No Woman, No Cry - Bob Marley and the Wailers
125. London Calling - The Clash
126. Ain’t Too Proud To Beg - Temptations
127. Lawdy Miss Clawdy - Lloyd Price
128. Roll Over Beethoven - Chuck Berry
129. Family Affair - Sly and the Family Stone
130. We Will Rock You / We Are the Champions - Queen
131. Sweet Home Alabama - Lynyrd Skynyrd
132. Smoke on the Water - Deep Purple
133. Don’t Stop Believin' - Journey
134. Dancing In The Street - Martha & the Vandellas
135. Mony Mony - Tommy James & the Shondells / Billy Idol
136. In The Still Of The Nite - Five Satins
137. Jumpin’ Jack Flash - Rolling Stones
138. Born To Be Wild - Steppenwolf
139. Oh, Pretty Woman - Roy Orbison
140. I Only Have Eyes For You - Flamingos
141. Anarchy in the U.K. - Sex Pistols
142. Dancing Queen - ABBA
143. Get Up (I Feel Like Being a) Sex Machine - James Brown
144. Waterfalls - TLC
145. White Room - Cream
146. Sympathy For The Devil - Rolling Stones
147. Living for the City - Stevie Wonder
148. Lola - Kinks
149. Girls Just Want To Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper
150. For What It’s Worth - Buffalo Springfield 151. Sultans of Swing - Dire Straits
152. Lean on Me - Bill Withers
153. Planet Rock - Afrika Bambaataa & The Soul Sonic Force
154. What’s Love Got To Do With It? - Tina Turner
155. Born In the U.S.A. - Bruce Springsteen
156. With Or Without You - U2
157. (You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party) - Beastie Boys
158. Loser - Beck
159. Gangsta’s Paradise - Coolio
160. Nothing Compares 2 U - Sinéad O'Connor
161. For Your Precious Love - Jerry Butler & the Impressions
162. Blueberry Hill - Fats Domino
163. Brown Eyed Girl - Van Morrison
164. The Tracks Of My Tears - Miracles
165. California Dreamin' - Mamas & the Papas
166. Who’ll Stop the Rain - Creedence Clearwater Revival
167. Kashmir - Led Zeppelin
168. Heart of Glass - Blondie
169. Theme from “Shaft" - Isaac Hayes
170. Me and Bobby McGee - Janis Joplin
171. Baba O'Riley - The Who
172. Fire and Rain - James Taylor
173. Paranoid - Black Sabbath
174. Heart of Gold - Neil Young
175. Wonderwall - Oasis
176. Doo Wop (That Thing) - Lauryn Hill
177. Money For Nothing - Dire Straits
178. Eight Miles High - Byrds
179. Strawberry Fields Forever - Beatles
180. Nights In White Satin - Moody Blues
181. Little Red Corvette - Prince
182. Please, Please, Please - James Brown & the Famous Flames
183. Lose Yourself - Eminem
184. Creep - Radiohead
185. California Love - 2Pac
186. Enter Sandman - Metallica
187. Walk on the Wild Side - Lou Reed
188. It’s Too Late - Carole King
189. Into the Groove - Madonna
190. Blowin’ In The Wind - Bob Dylan
191. Will You Love Me Tomorrow - Shirelles
192. Georgia On My Mind - Ray Charles
193. Dazed And Confused - Led Zeppelin
194. Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones
195. I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For - U2
196. Heart Full Of Soul - Yardbirds
197. People Get Ready - Impressions
198. Suite: Judy Blue Eyes - Crosby, Stills & Nash
199. All Right Now - Free
200. Paradise By the Dashboard Light - Meat Loaf 201. Jump - Van Halen
202. Crazy in Love - Beyoncé feat. Jay-Z
203. Love Will Tear Us Apart - Joy Division
204. Tears In Heaven - Eric Clapton
205. Shout - Isley Brothers / Otis Day and the Knights
206. Get Ur Freak On - Missy Misdemeanor Elliot
207. I Walk The Line - Johnny Cash and the Tennessee Two
208. Bring It On Home To Me - Sam Cooke
209. You’ve Really Got A Hold On Me - Miracles
210. Good Times - Chic
211. (Don’t Fear) The Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult
212. If You Don’t Know Me by Now - Harold Melvin & the Blue Notes
213. All Night Long (All Night) - Lionel Richie
214. You Oughta Know - Alanis Morissette
215. Seven Nation Army - The White Stripes
216. Sh-Boom - Chords / Crew Cuts
217. Aqualung - Jethro Tull
218. Honky Tonk Women - Rolling Stones
219. Riders On the Storm - Doors
220. Black Magic Woman - Santana
221. Blue Monday - New Order
222. 1979 - Smashing Pumpkins
223. Clocks - Coldplay
224. The Great Pretender - Platters
225. Ain’t It A Shame - Fats Domino
226. Bad Moon Rising - Creedence Clearwater Revival
227. Revolution - Beatles
228. I Wanna Be Sedated - Ramones
229. Money - Pink Floyd
230. Relax - Frankie Goes To Hollywood
231. Paranoid Android - Radiohead
232. Paper Planes - M.I.A.
233. Money Honey - Drifters featuring Clyde McPhatter
234. A Hard Day’s Night - Beatles
235. You Keep Me Hangin’ On - Supremes
236. Piano Man - Billy Joel
237. Killing Me Softly with His Song - Roberta Flack / Fugees
238. Addicted To Love - Robert Palmer
239. Runaway - Del Shannon
240. Fuck You (Forget You) - Cee Lo Green
241. All Shook Up - Elvis Presley
242. Wild Thing - Troggs
243. She’s Not There - Zombies
244. Thunder Road - Bruce Springsteen
245. Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd
246. Livin On a Prayer - Bon Jovi
247. Fever - Little Willie John
248. The Loco-Motion - Little Eva
249. I’m A Believer - Monkees / Smash Mouth
250. Dance To The Music - Sly and the Family Stone 251. Roundabout - Yes
252. Empire State Of Mind - Jay-Z featuring Alicia Keys
253. Low Rider - War
254. That’s All Right - Elvis Presley with Scotty and Bill
255. Surfin’ U.S.A. - Beach Boys
256. Hot Stuff - Donna Summer
257. It Takes Two - Rob Base & D.J. E-Z Rock
258. The Wanderer - Dion
259. Smooth - Santana feat. Rob Thomas
260. You Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet - Bachman-Turner Overdrive
261. The Train Kept-A-Rollin - Johnny Burnette Trio
262. Pledging My Love - Johnny Ace
263. God Only Knows - Beach Boys
264. The Letter - Box Tops
265. Under The Boardwalk - Drifters
266. I’ll Take You There - Staple Singers
267. Love Train - O'Jays
268. Don’t Stop 'Til You Get Enough - Michael Jackson
269. Mystery Train - Elvis Presley with Scotty and Bill
270. Enjoy the Silence - Depeche Mode
271. Jump Around - House of Pain
272. Sixty Minute Man - Dominoes
273. Rocket 88 - Jackie Brenston
274. Gloria - Them / Shadows Of Knight
275. Don’t Speak – No Doubt 
276. I Can See For Miles - The Who
277. Rock And Roll - Led Zeppelin
278. Old Time Rock 'n’ Roll - Bob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band
279. No Diggity – BLACKstreet 
280. Blitzkrieg Bop - Ramones
281. Reeling in the Years - Steely Dan
282. Black Hole Sun – Soundgarden
283. Sabotage – Beastie Boys 
284. How Will I Know? - Whitney Houston
285. Fight the Power - Public Enemy
286. Sweet Little Sixteen - Chuck Berry
287. Yakety Yak - Coasters
288. Glad All Over - Dave Clark Five
289. Runaround Sue - Dion
290. One Nation Under a Groove - Funkadelic
291. Crying - Roy Orbison
292. Y.M.C.A. - Village People
293. Dreamlover - Mariah Carey
294. My Name Is - Eminem
295. I Got You (I Feel Good) - James Brown
296. Changes - David Bowie
297. The Twist - Chubby Checker
298. Killing In the Name - Rage Against The Machine
299. Iris – Goo Goo Dolls 
300. Jesus Walks - Kanye West 301. Folsom Prison Blues - Johnny Cash and the Tennessee Two
302. In the Air Tonight - Phil Collins
303. Ain’t No Sunshine - Bill Withers
304. Bittersweet Symphony - The Verve
305. Come As You Are - Nirvana
306. All Day And All Of The Night - Kinks
307. Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd  
308. Rolling In The Deep - Adele
309. Kiss - Prince
310. La Bamba - Ritchie Valens / Los Lobos
311. At Last - Etta James
312. Have You Ever Seen the Rain - Creedence Clearwater Revival 
313. Song 2 - Blur 
314. Hungry Like the Wolf - Duran Duran
315. Highway to Hell - AC/DC 
316. The Times They Are A'Changin' - Bob Dylan
317. You Send Me - Sam Cooke
318. Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It) - Beyoncé
319. Careless Whisper - Wham! feat. George Michael
320. Heroes - David Bowie
321. Everyday People - Sly & the Family Stone
322. Alive - Pearl Jam
323. School Day (Ring! Ring! Goes The Bell) - Chuck Berry
324. Pour Some Sugar On Me - Def Leppard
325. November Rain - Guns N’ Roses
326. Help! - Beatles
327. Truckin' - Grateful Dead
328. Fallin' - Alicia Keys
329. Take On Me - A-Ha
330. Lucille - Little Richard
331. I Can’t Stop Loving You - Ray Charles
332. September - Earth, Wind & Fire
333. It Was a Good Day - Ice Cube
334. Rock the Casbah - The Clash
335. Black or White - Michael Jackson
336. Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin) - Sly & the Family Stone
337. All I Have To Do Is Dream - Everly Brothers
338. Last Nite - The Strokes
339. Do You Really Want To Hurt Me? - Culture Club
340. My Sweet Lord - George Harrison
341. Something - Beatles
342. War - Edwin Starr
343. There Goes My Baby - Drifters
344. Rapture - Blondie
345. (Everything I Do) I Do It for You - Bryan Adams 
346. California Girls - Beach Boys
347. Message in a Bottle - The Police 
348. Take Me Out - Franz Ferdinand
349. Fast Car - Tracy Chapman
350. Wake Up Little Susie - Everly Brothers 351. You Can’t Hurry Love - Supremes
352. Black Dog - Led Zeppelin
353. U Can’t Touch This - MC Hammer
354. Flashdance…What a Feeling - Irene Cara
355. Vogue - Madonna
356. I Can’t Help Myself - Four Tops
357. I’ve Got A Woman - Ray Charles
358. Umbrella - Rihanna feat. Jay-Z
359. 1999 - Prince
360. I Feel Love - Donna Summer  
361. Hit The Road Jack - Ray Charles 
362. Dreams - Fleetwood Mac
363. Rave On - Buddy Holly
364. Word Up! - Cameo
365. Regulate - Warren G 
366. Penny Lane - Beatles
367. Rock with You - Michael Jackson
368. Yeah! - Usher feat. Lil’ Jon and Ludacris
369. Come On Eileen - Dexys Midnight Runners
370. Money - Barrett Strong / Beatles
371. It’s Your Thing - Isley Brothers 
372. One Love - Bob Marley and the Wailers
373. Zombie - The Cranberries
374. Purple Rain - Prince
375. Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-a-Lot 
376. White Rabbit - Jefferson Airplane
377. Who Do You Love - Bo Diddley
378. Rehab - Amy Winehouse
379. Start Me Up - Rolling Stones
380. You Are the Sunshine of My Life - Stevie Wonder 
381. Fortunate Son - Creedence Clearwater Revival
382. Play That Funky Music - Wild Cherry
383. Rumble - Link Wray
384. We Got The Beat - The Go-Go’s
385. Everlong - Foo Fighters
386. In My Life - Beatles
387. 25 or 6 to 4 - Chicago
388. In Da Club - 50 Cent
389. Jessie’s Girl - Rick Springfield
390. Rocking Pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie Flu
        - Huey "Piano” Smith / Johnny Rivers
391. Paint It, Black - Rolling Stones
392. School’s Out - Alice Cooper 
393. Juicy - Notorious B.I.G. 
394. The Boys of Summer - Don Henley
395. Tired of Being Alone - Al Green
396. Only The Lonely - Roy Orbison
397. Kansas City - Wilbert Harrison
398. Feel Good Inc. - Gorillaz
399. Summer of '69 - Bryan Adams
400. Unchained Melody - Righteous Brothers / Al Hibbler 401. Basket Case - Green Day
402. Tangled Up in Blue - Bob Dylan
403. Lonely Teardrops - Jackie Wilson
404. Push It - Salt-N-Pepa
405. Nothing Else Matters - Metallica
406. Walk On By - Dionne Warwick / Isaac Hayes
407. Le Freak - Chic
408. Gold Digger - Kanye West
409. My Prerogative - Bobby Brown
410. Crying In The Chapel - Orioles / Elvis Presley
411. Up On The Roof - Drifters
412. Goodbye Yellow Brick Road - Elton John
413. Say My Name - Destiny’s Child
414. Back In Black - AC/DC
415. Heart-Shaped Box - Nirvana
416. Tears Of A Clown - Smokey Robinson & the Miracles
417. I Put A Spell On You - Screamin’ Jay Hawkins
418. SexyBack - Justin Timberlake
419. Nasty - Janet Jackson
420. Get Up, Stand Up - Bob Marley and the Wailers
421. (Love Is Like A) Heat Wave - Martha & the Vandellas / Linda Ronstadt
422. Everybody Hurts - R.E.M.
423. Sincerely - Moonglows
424. Time After Time - Cyndi Lauper
425. God Save the Queen - The Sex Pistols  
426. Chain Of Fools - Aretha Franklin
427. Mercy Mercy Me - Marvin Gaye
428. 99 Problems - Jay-Z
429. Thriller - Michael Jackson
430. At The Hop - Danny & the Juniors
431. 96 Tears - ? & the Mysterians
432. Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door - Bob Dylan / Guns N’ Roses
433. …Baby One More Time - Britney Spears
434. I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me) - Whitney Houston
435. Rock and Roll All Nite - KISS 
436. Don’t Worry Baby - Beach Boys
437. Honky Tonk - Bill Doggett
438. Just The Way You Are - Bruno Mars
439. It’s the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) - R.E.M.
440. All the Small Things – Blink 182
441. You Can’t Always Get What You Want - Rolling Stones
442. Bang a Gong (Get It On) - T. Rex
443. River Deep, Mountain High - Ike & Tina Turner
444. Pump Up the Jam - Technotronic feat. Felly
445. Once in a Lifetime - Talking Heads
446. Turn, Turn, Turn - Byrds
447. Hypnotize - Notorious B.I.G.
448. I Gotta Feeling - Black Eyed Peas
449. Back To Life - Soul II Soul
450. Wooly Bully - Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs 451. Rocket Man - Elton John
452. Friday I’m in Love - The Cure 
453. Love Shack - B-52’s
454. We Are Family - Sister Sledge
455. Baby I Need Your Lovin' - Four Tops / Johnny Rivers
456. Sweet Caroline - Neil Diamond
457. Ms. Jackson - OutKast
458. The Breaks - Kurtis Blow
459. Dear Mama - 2Pac
460. (Your Love Keeps Lifting Me) Higher And Higher - Jackie Wilson
461. Miss You - The Rolling Stones
462. Tequila - Champs
463. Free Fallin' - Tom Petty
464. Buddy Holly - Weezer
465. I Got You Babe - Sonny & Cher
466. You’re So Vain - Carly Simon
467. Idioteque - Radiohead
468. Get Lucky - Daft Punk feat. Pharrell Williams
469. Love Potion No. 9 - Clovers / Searchers
470. Try A Little Tenderness - Otis Redding
471. Brick House - The Commodores
472. Gin & Juice - Snoop Doggy Dogg
473. Welcome To the Jungle - Guns N’ Roses
474. Maybe I’m Amazed - Paul McCartney
475. The Weight - The Band / Aretha Franklin
476. Willie And The Hand Jive - Johnny Otis Show
477. All My Friends - LCD Soundsystem
478. Sledgehammer - Peter Gabriel
479. Just the Way You Are - Billy Joel
480. Da Doo Ron Ron (When He Walked Me Home) - Crystals
481. Train in Vain (Stand By Me) - The Clash
482. Come Go With Me - Dell-Vikings
483. Me, Myself and I - De La Soul
484. I Believe I Can Fly - R. Kelly
485. Subterranean Homesick Blues - Bob Dylan
486. The Boys Are Back in Town - Thin Lizzy 
487. Fell in Love with a Girl - The White Stripes
488. Like A Prayer - Madonna
489. Pinball Wizard - The Who
490. Suspicious Minds - Elvis Presley
491. I’ll Be There - The Jackson 5
492. Tumbling Dice - The Rolling Stones
493. Don’t You (Forget About Me) - Simple Minds
494. Higher Ground - Stevie Wonder
495. I’ve Been Loving You Too Long - Otis Redding
496. Low - Flo Rida
497. Closer - Nine Inch Nails
498. I Want To Know What Love Is - Foreigner
499. Take It Easy - Eagles
500. I Never Loved A Man (The Way I Love You) - Aretha Franklin
Tiger and Bunny Are Super Shippy (Part 3)

(warning: spoilers)

Part 1
Part 2

- In ep 16, Bunny notices Tiger is depressed.  Not only that, he abandons his own party and /goes after him/. And smiles cutely and tells stories about his childhood and dreams, and encourages Tiger.

- Unrelated, but poor poor Yuri.

- I like that Legend dealt with his declining powers by stealing arrests and punching his wife, and Tiger deals with it by giving arrests away to Bunny.

- In ep 17, Bunny is super supportive of Tiger’s vacation.

- Tiger watches Bunny on TV while he’s sulking at home.  Also, Bunny has gotten way less into the whole “points” thing and more into the “saving people” thing, and it’s clearly mostly Tiger’s doing.

- In ep 18, Tiger follows Bunny into Kriem’s room like it’s totally just the way it’s gonna be and no one finds this weird, even though the doctor says she asked for Bunny specifically and Tiger just showed up out of nowhere like five minutes before. 

- Tiger tries to comfort Bunny, and can’t bring himself to tell Bunny he’s leaving because he knows Bunny’s already upset.  And he proceeds to help Bunny research Jake despite having no personal stake in finding out the truth. 

- And then Bunny tries to be comforting and supportive back, despite being really upset, just because Tiger seems worried.  It’s a never-ending circle of cute wibbly love with these two. 

- (I think Samantha ships it.)

- And in ep 19 Tiger is cooking food for Bunny and visiting him in his apartment and taking care of him and trying to help him.  Tiger even says “I want you to be your usual self again” like this is the cheesy moving scene from some romance. Also Bunny shows Tiger his glasses-less face, when normally he uses those glasses as a wall.

- Apparently “helping Bunny remember” means “taking Bunny on a date”.  And buying matching pins.  Meanwhile Bunny is resistant, like “we can go on a date some other time”.

- And then Tiger decides to sacrifice all of his plans because Bunny is crying.

- And Bunny is so /hurt/, but it’s mostly because Tiger didn’t trust him enough to tell him. And he lashes out and Tiger gets so upset that Bunny is trying to drive him away and then Bunny runs away and this is basically every fight scene from a romantic comedy ever.

- Aww, Bunny tells the interviewer he admires Tiger and wants to be worthy of his trust, and Tiger immediately reacts like “I MUST GO TO HIM”.  Seriously, this is a very accurate reenactment of a romantic comedy. 

- Of course Maverick knows he can hook Tiger by telling him it’s about Bunny. 

- And now in ep 20 they’re all concerned about each other while Maverick makes every attempt to keep them apart.  Bunny is being super cute about how worried he is about Tiger.

- I love that the other heroes basically just treat Tiger and Bunny like an old married couple. 

- Ep 21.  Okay, so Tiger is suddenly a fugitive, on the run, pretending to be a bum to avoid capture, his friends don’t remember him, and his only current ally is Lunatic–and when he sees the news on Bunny his first reaction is to get all happy: “Bunny!  He’s safe!”

- Episode 22 is adorable and sad at the same time.  Watching Tiger take Bunny back to all of their memorable places and being like “remember our bond?” and Bunny’s like “no!”

 - Nothing in this show ever happens for no reason.  I think the beginning of ep23 where they break Good Luck Mode by using them on each other is intentionally symbolic. 

- No one remembered him before either, and Tiger wasn’t driven to crying.  But for Bunny–it’s the pain of friendship, right? 


- And now they’re hugging and bantering and it’s so adorable it hurts. 

- And just, without question or pause, they fall right back into their partnership. 

- Ep 24: “Kotetsu-san!” and panic and run toward Tiger when Tiger gets hit, just for Bunny to to also get hit himself.  Lather, rinse, repeat. 

- I really love that their combined Good Luck Mode involves an electronic voice saying “Tiger and Bunny: Over and Out!"  Their suits call him Bunny? 

- Bunny is trembling when he goes to shoot the android.  He is /terrified/ of hurting Tiger even though this is their only chance. 

- Bunny just breaks when he thinks Tiger is about to die.  Like, he has only ever gotten like that about revenge for his parents and Samantha. 

- They argue about Tiger’s declining powers. Like, Bunny is intensely upset he didn’t notice so he could take care of Tiger.  And Tiger’s just like "well, that was the /point/”.

- “When you started calling me Kotetsu, I got so happy I went out drinking by myself.”

- Okay, clearly since there’s a Tiger&Bunny: The Rising movie being released this year (and admittedly from reading stuff with spoilers), I know Tiger lives.  But when Bunny says “I’m learning how to make fried rice so you have to try it sometime!” I burst into tears anyway. 

- Tiger (while dying): “You have pretty long eyelashes.”

- When Kaede gets there, Bunny is just holding Tiger in his arms and sobbing. 

- In all the previous episodes, no matter how terrible things got, the “next episode” section always had Tiger or Bunny being inexplicably cheerful and rattling off some random fact about themselves.  This time, Bunny doesn’t bother, and he just sounds so heartbroken.

- Episode 25: Bunny is just so relieved and actively hugs Tiger, which has basically never happened before.  I also kind of love that Tiger doesn’t question Bunny hugging him but is confused when Blue Rose does it. 

- Barnaby: “There’s no point to being a hero without you."  !!!

- And then the princess carry appears again! 

- And Bunny decides to come back because Tiger is coming back.  His reasoning is literally "Because I’m your partner.”

- They don’t actually get out of the princess carry for a good portion of this conversation…. ^^;

- Unrelated again, but holy shit that stinger.  They had better give us more than just a couple movies.

Final thought: this entire show is structured just like a typical romance plot: Girl meets boy, they don’t get along at first, get to know each other, end up in a close relationship, get into fight over trust, girl runs away upset, boy drinks his depression away in a bar, something bad happens, amnesia may be involved, and eventually they declare their undying love in an emotional and tragic moment. 

omgcp: actual hockey robot AU
  • bad bob, famous hockey star, and alicia zimmermann, world renowned genius biomechanical engineer are happily married and want to have children, but unfortunately discover they can’t due to some medical issue. so instead, alicia uses her skills to design and construct them a robot baby
  • jack is state of the art. alicia found a way to incorporate organic cells from bob and herself, synthetic elements, real human hormones and brain chemicals, carbon fiber skeletons, and laboratory grown tissues and organs. jack’s brain is a mix of human cells and cutting edge computer hardware designed to learn and to change, to feel as close to real emotions as possible, to have true thoughts and opinions. he’s designed to develop a personality and a unique combination of traits. alicia and bob want to be parents after all, their son will be perfect to them no matter what, so why not allow him to have flaws and quirks?
  • rather than just program it in, they instilled their love for hockey, for hard work, for leadership, and for jack into him by raising him and nurturing him.
  • the only thing alicia couldn’t get right at the start, was his human skin shell, which is why jack looked so bugged eyed and strange as a baby
  • the way their android child works is that his body can sustain itself, it can build muscle, lose weight, etc, but it cannot grow. so as jack’s brain ages, his “consciousness is uploaded into a newer, more technologically advanced, even more human looking body. as the years go by the distinctions between human and robot blur and jack’s technological origin is better hidden on the outside
  • naturally, being a celebrity family, they know that the public will be invested in jack’s life, so they fake a pregnancy, and a birth, and despite what it could do for alicia’s scientific career, they keep jack’s true form a complete secret from everyone. they also try to keep him out of the spotlight as much as possible.  
  • alicia and bob couldn’t account for jack’s sexuality, his brain chemistry, his mental health issues (jack’s construction so closely resembles human that he still has anxiety and he can still take medication for it, he still gets depressed), the effect knowing he’s unlike anyone else on earth, never truly human, has on him. but what they also couldn’t account for is jack’s raw talent, far removed from being an android, jack is dedicated to being the best, and ultimately it’s this mix of factors that still leads jack to the q, to parse (who knows about jack’s secrets, just as jack knows about his), to his overdose, to rehab, to coaching kids, to samwell, to his friends, his own constructed family, and of course to bitty
  • shitty knows about jack, about his sexuality, about parse, and about not being entirely human. they’re still best fuckin bros, and shits is so fucking thankful to jack’s parents for choosing to create his best friend. jack is so thankful to shitty for his support and love and how much it helps to be treated human when he doesn’t ever really feel that way. 
  • when bitty comes along jack definitely starts out being super angry and uptight, so afraid of giving away his secret. jack also hates how attached bitty is to his phone, his tweeting, his computer, all his technology, how if he knew, that jack would just be some spectacle, some gadget to poke at. but he’s also so jealous, so bitter, about just how human this southern boy is. he’s so real and sweet and emotive and caring and spunky. and jack resents him so hard. he’s gay and he plays hockey and he’s human. jack knows he’s better at hockey than bittle is (not that bittle isn’t good, he’s the fastest on their team), but jack’s not as authentic, as real, as deserving of anything, of love, because he’s a fake, a construction. jack’s insecurities are still about not deserving things, about feeling wrong, about being in the spotlight as something he’s not.
  • but of course shitty, and lardo, and all the smh guys, and bitty most of all, slowly start to chip away the rust that jack’s metaphorically let build up around himself. bitty encourages jack to pursue his photography hobby, so jack seeks lardo’s help, teaching him how to use an old film camera, and how to develop the photos. so jack starts taking pictures that become evidence of his life being lived, of a human experience, grounded in a physical image, not just some code in his manufactured brain. he starts to feel valid.
  • bitty is jack’s freedom to be just how he is. just because he isn’t fully human, doesn’t mean his emotions aren’t real for him, his fears, his attractions. he’s still feeling those things and has a right to feel them. and jack slowly comes to the realization that bitty is it for him. 
  • of course all the while, jack and bitty are becoming close friends in the same ways, through the same events, that take place in the comic. bitty and jack are opening each other up slowly. becoming clooose close close friends when they both like like one another. but then comes the double event of coming out to bittle as a robot and as queer. jack is so so unsure about it all.
  • and i think bitty would be a bit confused, a bit weirded out at first, but he’s smart, he’d understand that this is still jack sitting in front of him, the cute boy he’s been crushing on, been baking with, been skating with. and bitty thinks he gets it, he’s struggled for so long to feel valid as who he is, and it may not be exactly the same, but bitty loves jack. so nothing really changes much other than the knowledge that jack trusts him with his deepest secret, his truth. and that jack loves him back.
  • and so they get together, and they have some deep talks about what this all means. and jack lets bitty ask him questions and he’s surprised to find that he doesn’t feel like a machine being picked apart, but like a person being understood by another person (even when bitty chirps that it makes soooo much sense that jack’s perfect ass was built in a lab, to which he laughingly replies that it was actually built by eating protein and playing hockey thank you very much)
  • and jack graduates, gets signed to the falconers, he and bitty do their typical long distance thing until bitty graduates as well. i like the idea of bitty doing his baker vlogger thing as a career because of the whole jack learns to not hate technology because bittle loves tech, but he loves jack for different reasons than he loves tech thing. jack’s his person, not his plaything. 
  • idk if i think jack would ever reveal his robot secret to the world in this verse. it depends on how the progression of robots and androids goes independently of jack. like are all the other robots just workers and machines for doing tasks for people, is he the only one with feelings? or are there many other droids like him, that he could advocate for? would he even be allowed to play in the nhl, would he and bitty even be able to get married? but anyways this is getting sad again soooo…
  • jack and eric have cute young adult couple adventures and very successful careers, happily ever after and all that~ :)))

I rose from the afterlife to tell you guys about an Almost Human AU

A future where the evolution of science and technology has caused crime rates to rise an astounding 400%. In order to keep up, all human cops are paired with androids in order to protect Central City.

Barry Allen and his squad raided the hideout of Dr. Harrison Wells, (to stop him from turning on the particle accelerator) but ended up being ambushed and outgunned.

Barry tries to save his badly injured partner, Eddie Thawne, but the logic based android officer Barry was paired with ends up abandoning them both. Deeming their chances of survival low, and thus concluding that it would be illogical to save them. Which is where Barry’s deeply rooted hate for these androids begins.

During the particle accelerator explosion – instead of gaining super speed – Barry loses his leg and falls into a 9 month coma.

After awakening, Barry has to deal with a cybernetic prosthetic leg and huge gaps in his memory, which he tries to recover through visits to a black market memory-recovery doctor called a Recollectionist, (Hartley Rathaway) in the city slums.

Once Joe gets him recalled back to the force, he gets paired with one of the standard issue MX-43 androids.

Which…goes great. Until it accidentally falls out of a moving car. (No, Barry didn’t throw it out because the android threatened to report Barry’s odd behavior. What could’ve given you that idea?)

Joe then demands Barry report to their technician, Cisco Ramon, for a new android partner.

Barry is assigned a replacement android, an older LEN model originally decommissioned for police work and about to be transferred to the Space Station. Created to be as close to human as possible, the LEN androids have trouble dealing with some of their own emotional responses, which was the reason they were replaced by the logic-based MX units. Barry’s unit, known as “Len” immediately proves himself unique, with a clear dislike of being referred to as a “synthetic”, and a penchant for puns.

Because I am hopelessly in love with him, Eddie is still alive. Though, he doesn’t hate the androids as much as Barry. He understands that they’re driven by logic and therefore will make the best – least emotional – decisions.

Iris can still be a reporter. Still with Eddie. Barry is still pining for her but it never goes anywhere.

Caitlin totally needs a part in this fic but I haven’t thought of it yet. Maybe she works on the androids with Cisco?

This can be Coldflash romance/friendship/etc.