godtier!karkat

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this was originally going to be longer+have words but i ran out of spoons and kind of gave up,,, but since its davekat week i figured i might as well upload these for day one

im so glad these two are together in the new universe. i like to imagine that with everything on the earth being so old and in ruin dave would finally persue his interest in being a Dead Shit Ogler.. ofc his boyfriend would come with him on his archaeology adventures and silently scream about how cute dave is when hes talking on and on about his interests ;w;

It’s davekat week starting today and somehow I actually made something?? 

Anyways first theme is Post-Canon and I had to do smth along the lines of my Troll First Lady AU, upon which Dave really embraces his role as spouse to an important leadery troll dude, elected by the snake woman herself. He goes to every speech, war meeting, baby kissing event and has his own hashtag

So in the Beauty and the Beast AU Dave and Karkat got a little tired of feeling like Rose and Kanaya weren’t listening to their amazing (terrible) advice on plot points so they decided to group together and write their own story about a guy who has to race against time

Dave starts thinking about how to write his Bro in there and it starts to get Too Real ™ when he starts comparing some of the shit he went through to the story so they have to take a break for a bit while Dave starts to come to terms with his past

So basically Karkat is actually one of the servants and Terezi is actually Prince Charming but Dave starts to realize that the Prince seems more interested in the Town Wench and parties aren’t really his thing anyways so he chills in the kitchen where he meets Rose and Karkat because Dave’s never been that good at following what the plot tells you to do anyways

[EDIT] Kanaya is the fairy god mother who falls in love with another servant because plot consistency means nothing (also mayor is basiically Jacques) 

Canon vs Fanon

Canon Dirk: I have severe struggles with my own identity. I tend to keep my emotions on lock and I hate the fact that I inadvertently hurt the people I care about.

Fanon Dirk: Holy shit Jake is so fucking hot oh my god I just want him to fuck me oh my god I’m so gay.

Canon Karkat: I’m angry all the time to mask the fact that I’m insecure about my blood color and I’m afraid that if my friends found out about my blood color they wouldn’t respect me as a leader.

Fanon Karkat: Fuck shit ass fuck fuck. Everyone is a fuckass…or if you’re Dave its more like fuck my ass.

Canon Jade and Jane: Super important characters that both bring a lot to their teams

Fanon Jade and Jane: lol who even are Jade and Jane