Lance pokes fun of Shiro being a merman (not an actual merman unfortunately), and pidge and hunk, defending their father’s honour, dares lance to take some of Shiro’s classes (he teaches people how to become merppl n all that w allura).
Lance takes the dare and finds out this guy from one of his classes, whom he has a one-sided rivalry with, goes for mermaid lessons as well and *insert oh no he’s hot moment here*
anyway there’s lots of pining and swimming and mermaids and keith being obsessed with the mythical merpeople n lance finding it endearing as hell
[edit:] I’m not planning to write this however I will be building upon this au If you wanna write this or whatever could you link it to me? I wanna see it :D
I know you all seem convinced that there is some (god knows why,) morally wrong thing happening in the Samurai Jack series where him finding love equates to some disgusting and possibly wrong relationship (that you strange, strange, children seem to equate to incest or paedophelia? Like, are you legitimately this idiotic?) because of their age difference (despite his mental and physical age being that of a man in his late 20s, and her age is at least in her early 20s and well over the “legal” limit. )
Well then, let me say one thing.
If seeing this upsets you?
Then I better not EVER see you posting ANYTHING About how “cute” or “sweet” or “great” this:
Or even more specifically THIS:
Because let me tell you something kiddos, the ladies in those pictures? Are well over hundreds and hundreds and possibly thousands of years older than their significant others. (With Kida being 8,500 years old, and Rose being around as far back as early colonist times and even further.)
So I better not see you praising them, and giving Jack shit for finding love. You hypocritical pieces of slime.
That’ll be all children, go about your daily lives. And maybe sit in the corner and think about what you’re doing to a damn good series and the people that actually appreciate it.