gods of swimming

aLRIGHT AU TIME

Lance pokes fun of Shiro being a merman (not an actual merman unfortunately), and pidge and hunk, defending their father’s honour, dares lance to take some of Shiro’s classes (he teaches people how to become merppl n all that w allura). 

Lance takes the dare and finds out this guy from one of his classes, whom he has a one-sided rivalry with, goes for mermaid lessons as well and *insert oh no he’s hot moment here*

anyway there’s lots of pining and swimming and mermaids and keith being obsessed with the mythical merpeople n lance finding it endearing as hell

[edit:] I’m not planning to write this however I will be building upon this au If you wanna write this or whatever could you link it to me? I wanna see it :D

In regards to Jashi hate.

I know you all seem convinced that there is some (god knows why,) morally wrong thing happening in the Samurai Jack series where him finding love equates to some  disgusting and possibly wrong relationship (that you strange, strange, children seem to equate to incest or paedophelia? Like, are you legitimately this idiotic?) because of their age difference (despite his mental and physical age being that of a man in his late 20s, and her age is at least in her early 20s and well over the “legal” limit. ) 

Well then, let me say one thing.

If seeing this upsets you?



Then I better not EVER see you posting ANYTHING About how “cute” or “sweet” or “great” this:

Or even more specifically THIS:

Because let me tell you something kiddos, the ladies in those pictures? Are well over hundreds and hundreds and possibly thousands of years older than their significant others. (With Kida being 8,500 years old, and Rose being around as far back as early colonist times and even further.)

So I better not see you praising them, and giving Jack shit for finding love. You hypocritical pieces of slime.

That’ll be all children, go about your daily lives. And maybe sit in the corner and think about what you’re doing to a damn good series and the people  that actually appreciate it.

2017

New seasons this summer/fall :
Svtfoe
Steven Universe
Miraculous ladybug
Voltron
Young justice
Hopefully haikyuu!!
Free! movie
Yuri on ice movie!!!
Killing stalking

Plus a new batman movie with Harley Quinn
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“He’s a horrible influence on our son!”

I like that theory that Morty is actually young Rick, but I think it’s actually more likely that Morty is going to get more and more jaded until he grows up to be just like Rick.

  • Rin: Nitori, keep an eye on Momo today, he's going to say something to the wrong person and get himself punched.
  • Nitori: Sure, I'd love to see Momo get punched.
  • Rin: Try again.
  • Nitori: I will stop Momo from being punched.

when i was like 11 or so and had just read the hobbit for the first time i remember i was constantly like every day building a mountain out of sand or dirt, bigger and bigger every time but barren all around it, for this was The Lonely Mountain, and i’d go on a hunt to find a small beautiful white stone to be the Arkenstone, so i could bury it inside the mountain. and then i’d stomp the whole thing to pieces, bc i was pissed, i was fucking pissed bc i’d spent my whole life thinking The Hobbit was supposed to be the happy-go-lucky prequel with a super uplifting ending, but instead thorin died and bilbo had to go home and make rlly dumb jokes about how all was well when all was very fucking clearly not well. so i had this ritual almost every day for like a whole summer and i just remembered that.

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I love the desert. God, I love the desert. / Swimming and you, Ari. Those are the things I love the most.