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Anime described in 5 words or less

Not my final form, bitch -Dragon Ball

Ninjas fail at being ninjas -Naruto

Hot homos get wet -Free

Hot homos play volleyball -Haikyuu

Hot people, boobs, and magic -Magi

Skating to get the booty -Yuri! On Ice

German loli fucks shit up -Saga of Tanya the Evil

Sword Art Online but better -Log Horizon

Log Horizon but worse -Sword Art Online

Twerking is a sport? -Keijo

Classroom murder and elaborate executions -Danganronpa

Marty Sue as a teacher -The Royal Tutor

Moe bitches will become witches- Madoka
Magica

It’s also a gun -RWBY

McDonalds is now demon possessed -The Devil is a Part-Timer

Children eat souls -Soul Eater

Robot and amputee fight God -Fullmetal Alchemist

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Since you’ll eventually become witches, you should be called magical girls.

Bad but Accurate Descriptions of Animes

Attack on Titan: 15 y/o are trusted to kill humanity’s biggest threat, tall naked people

Kill la Kill: clothes are evil

Pokemon: making your pets fight other pets for money

Tokyo Ghoul: Guy works as a waiter and his co workers eat people

Black Butler (Kuroshitsuji): twelve year olds trade their souls for demon butlers with homosexual undertones

Ouran High School Host Club: a group of rich high schoolers try to force a girl into slice of life reverse harem

The Devil is a Part-Timer: Satan works at McDonalds… that’s the actual plot

Blue Exorcist: Brother tries to hide the spawn of Satan, fails.

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brothers with metal bodies think clapping solves everything.

Future Diary: a dysfunctional couple plays in the Hunger Games to be god

Puella Magi Madoka Magica: lesbians get magic from an alien cat in exchange for their soul, die in order of boob size and one of them becomes God

Death Note: books are dangerous

Another: girl with glass eyes tries to save her classmates from… something

Deadman Wonderland: commits murder; preforms at an amusement park

No Game No Life: people try to become monarchs through card games

Puella Magi Madoka Magica (Rebellion): a girl loves a girl so much she transforms into Satan to rewrite the laws of the universe

Sword Art Online: gamers can’t find the logout button -cough-and disappointment-cough-

Sailor Moon: 8th graders in skirts the size of belts save the world

(there’s more but I’m too lazy)