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dastardly-demolition  asked:

So, I was talking to my best friend today and she mentioned a war boy strip club. And the we started thinking about it being all chrome and I just thought, like, if Morsov was a stripper, whenever he was on stage, someone would scream "MEDIOCRE MORSOV" and he is so pissed about that, but the customers always think that that is his stage name, so everybody only calls him 'Mediocre Morsov'.

oh my god

I

I just

*laughs*