Goldilocks v. Baby Bear. Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor gave her ruling in the suspicious case involving Goldilocks coming into Baby Bear’s house, totally uninvited, and breaking his chair. Sotomayor ruled it an accident and acquitted the “notorious breaking-and-entering, porridge eater” of any wrong doing. Injustice, I say! What’s next, the high court ruling against the unionization of the three little pigs? [watch]