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anonymous asked:

scm most to least crybaby (if you still take requests)

This is hilarious oh my God

From Most -> Least:

Ichthys - I feel like you could look at Ichthys wrong and he’s get upset tbh. He’s a big kid that wants to have fun, but if someone yells at him it’s Tears Time™ 

Dui - His sweet side reminds me of some wide-eyed child, so I can see him tearing up when he’s stressed or something. He would whine to anyone who’d listen 

Teorus - His pouty face is one of the first things I thought of when I read this request. You know the one. He’s very childish, so I can see him being chided for something and tearing up

Partheno - It’s no secret that Partheno is a huge diva, so I can see him whining about some little detail that literally does not matter. He could get his shirt stuck in a door and he’d start bawling

Leon - He’s basically God Eisuke, so of course he’s a crybaby. If things don’t go Leon’s way, he throws a fit lmao. You can bet this nerd would be the most dramatic person in the Heavens 

Scorpio - Scorpio is a stubborn baby, so I can see him throwing a fit in certain situations. Running out of apples? The number one way to make him upset

Huedhaut - I think he’d be surprisingly whiny if the right moment. Like if he’s trying to explain something to one of the other gods and they just… don’t get it. He’s probably be extra sarcastic too 

Krioff - He’s pretty chill about most things, but I can see him getting upset and whiny when he’s frustrated. His secret soft side could be the reason why he gets misty-eyed over his big weakness: cute animals.

Tauxolouve - I think Tauxolouve is the most chill God out of the twelve, so he’s pretty hard to shake. He’s the kind of person to go with the flow regardless of what’s happening.

Zyglavis - I think Zyglavis’ strong moral code and high expectations make him pretty emotionally strong. Of course he has a soft spot for humans, but I don’t think it’s something he’d cry about you know?

Karno - this dude could be set on fire and he’d go “oh, okay”. Like I think very, very little could upset him to the point where he’d complain. He’s just too nice, and he wouldn’t want to put anyone out. 

Accidentally

Title: Accidentally

Fandom: Star Trek AOS

Relationship: McKirk

Warnings: swearing, talk of genitalia, regrets of drinking and nostalgia games, bad decisions, (modern au)

Prompt: THIS!!!!! [with a few small alterations] A huge thank you to @auduna-druitt for helping me find that! 

A/N: *slides in minutes before closing time and slaps this down* Okay, so this is my contribution for @outside-the-government‘s brainchild, Trek Fest 2017!! I was wracking my brain, trying to figure out just what the hell I was going to do for Bones’ week. I’m still working on something for Spock (I hit a snag :( ) and I didn’t want to miss another week so I resorted to seeing if I had anything saved in my drafts. Then I found this little beauty, partially finished, that I had started back around February??? So I thought, why not use this? :D



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yourozness  asked:

I'm always a slut for Marauders fics, especially something about accidental sexts

Alright, consider this dedicated to you, @punkkore, @thegreenravenclaw, @vanimaspot, @itcomesbetweenus, @booksdestroyedmyentirelife, @hp-heart
In which my boys are trashy af, and past me forgot all about Peter. Sorry Pete. I’ll make it up to you in a later fic.

Accidental Sexts & How To Know Your Friends Are Keepers (2015)

It took him exactly two seconds after hitting the send button to realise he made a terrible mistake.“Fuck!” He hissed, staring at the screen which happily informed him his message had been delivered. “Fuck fuck shit fuck triple fuck on a rock.”

Regulus chose that moment to pipe up in the doorway. “If I tell mum you’re swearing she’ll take away your laptop again.” Sirius growled, and grabbed the nearest object - an introduction to university science - and hurled it at Regulus’ head. His brother ducked away just in time, the heavy volume smacking into the wall instead. “Hey! Now I’m definitely telling!” “If I strangle you before you’re out of this room she’ll never know.” Sirius pointedly looked at Regulus’ loose hanging tie. Regulus’ eyes widened, and he all but ran down the stairs, probably to go complain to the house keeper. Sirius rolled his eyes, and flopped back on the bed, lifting his phone and giving the screen a morose look. “Of all people, I sent it to James. Of fucking course.”

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Prayer

If I could call for a free consultation

And the angels allowed me an answer

Bent on both knees

Driving wishes to the bottom of the sea

Appropriated the salt and reins and tears

Of seahorses,

That I might breathe in the bubble of it all.


Call off the 9 AM meeting

Drown in a slew of dreams

Recognizing strange abecedaries

Free floating in my hemoglobin

Or, where my past loves

Haunt their haunting familiar peace

Where my nerves used to be.


It’s a tightrope turned noose

Strangles you as you fall

Over the edge, following

Voices—the dusty and collegiate,

The status and quo

Narrative of tiny screens,

Spring’s reconstruction, ready-made verbs.


May I never lose imagination.

May I never lose

Absurd secrets, divinity sandwiches

And the like.

Lost, it prohibits god

From god’s work

And makes of us

Promethean bones.  

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A/N: hey so it been a while since i posted a fic, as I’ve been in Utah (aka land of Mormons) (If that offends you please message me and i’ll take it off) and I was climbing rocks! yay rocks (actually it was v fun, just outside sucked) but here is a new fic!

Genre: AU, Secret Admirer

Word Count: 1703

TW: nah dawg (maybe homophobic comments thats it)

Summary: Phil starts getting messages from his secrect admirer (totally cliche soz)

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| No Longer Slaves |

You unravel me, with a melody
You surround me with a song
Of deliverance, from my enemies
Till all my fears are gone

I’m no longer a slave to fear
I am a child of God
I’m no longer a slave to fear
I am a child of God

From my mothers womb
You have chosen me
Love has called my name
I’ve been born again, into your family
Your blood flows through my veins

I’m no longer a slave to fear
I am a child of God
I’m no longer a slave to fear
I am a child of God
I’m no longer a slave to fear
I am a child of God
I’m no longer a slave to fear
I am a child of God

I am surrounded
By the arms of the father
I am surrounded
By songs of deliverance

We’ve been liberated
From our bondage
We’re the sons and the daughters
Let us sing our freedom

You split the sea
So I could walk right through it
All my fears were drowned in perfect love
You rescued me
So I could stand and sing
I am child of God…

The 72 Names of God

From Kircher’s OEdipus AEgyptiacus

“ This rare cut shows the name of God in seventy-two languages inscribed upon the petals of a symbolic sunflower. Above the circle are the seventy-two powers of God according to the Hebrew Kabbalah. Below are two trees, that on the left bearing the symbols of the planets and that on the right the signs of the zodiac and the names of the tribes of Israel. The esoteric doctrines of the Kabbalah are in alignment with the secret teachings of all the schools of philosophy, but the method by which its secrets are revealed to the wise and concealed from the ignorant is most unusual. ”

spxrk - it’s the normal tumblr app for Droids

godform- i don’t see the point, degrees are becoming worthless, everyone has one. and I’m not interested in what a university could teach me. trade school is something i will do. i attended a welding for the novice class last night

cruge- yes sadly, this is what my life has been reduced to, mobile blogging

stetsicle- i know that one freaked me out

Out of a Screen

AN: A fic made of texts I can’t remember the name if there is one

Summary: Dan finds a number on a wall and he’s bored so hey why not text it and see what happens?

Warnings: None I think

Mainly fluff, tiniest bit of angst, but not really…

August 2009
From: Dan
To: Unknown Number
Sup

From: Unknown Number
To: Dan
Sky

From: Dan
To: Unknown Number
Well aren’t you a smart ass

From: Unknown Number
To: Dan
Well aren’t you a stranger

From: Dan
To: Unknown Number
Fair point, actually. Should I start again and forget this ever happened?

From: Unknown Number
To: Dan
Yeah that might be a good idea.

From: Dan
To: Unknown Number
Right okay.

From: Dan
To: Unknown Number
Hi my name is Dan and I found your number on a porn site and I was bored so I was like hey why not text it.

From: Unknown Number
To: Dan
What?

From: Dan
To: Unknown Number
Fine it was on a wall but me being bored still stands.

From: Unknown Number
To: Dan
I was gonna say! It’d never be on a porn site, it’s all fluffy unicorns over here.

From: Dan
To: Unknown Number
Right…and who are YOU?

From: Unknown Number
To: Dan
Hi I’m Phil and I just randomly received a text from an even more random stranger at 2am, and you will decide if you still want to know me by the end of this conversation.

October 2009
From: Phil
To: Dan
You free tmrw?

From: Dan
To: Phil
As in, to meet? Are you serious?

From: Phil
To: Dan
Why wouldn’t I be? :)

To: Dan
From: Phil
Then yes yes yes

February 2010
From: Dan
To: Phil <3
You have no idea how happy I am right now.
March 2010
From: Phil <3
To: Dan
I love you x

From: Dan
To: Phil <3
I love you too x

May 2011
From: Phil <3
To: Dan
What would you say if I said I was right outside your window rn?

From: Dan
To: Phil <3
I’d say do I have to get out of bed it’s 1am

From: Dan
To: Phil <3
You’re not actually outside are yo- YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

From: Phil <3
To: Dan
Surprise?

From: Phil <3
To: Dan
Can you quit staring and let me in pls, it’s cold out here.

September 2012
From: Phil <3
To: Dan
I can hear you from my room. Dan, it’s 5am, go to sleep. And if you can’t, come cuddle with me?

From: Dan
To: Phil <3
Can we do that more often? Like, if I never sleep in my own bed again would you mind?

From: Phil <3
To: Dan
But then you’d have to sleep with me…
Hmmmm
I think I could cope ;)

January 2013
From: Dan
To: Phil
I am so so sorry

From: Dan
To: Phil
I can’t believe I did that

From: Dan
To: Phil
Please

From: Dan
To: Phil
The only wrong person is me and I don’t know how I could ruin you I would understand if you never talked to me again

August 2014
From: Dan
To: Phil
Have you got the flowers? Oh god I can’t believe I put you in charge of anything for our wedding oh god

From: Dan
To: Phil
HAVE YOU GOT THEM

From: Phil
To: Dan
It’s okay, I’ve got them, I’m on my way now x

From: Dan
To: Phil
ABOUT TIME

From: Dan
To: Phil
I am never putting you in charge of the cake that’s for sure

March 2015
From: Phil
To: Dan
Have you picked Maisie up yet? Does it really take you this long to fill in the forms? Dannnnn

February 2030
From: Dad
To: Maisie
Please come home soon your father has me trapped on the sofa watching Buffy again

I Am

Before the world was
I knew 
…and loved you
timeless and unconditioned
my love for you will never fail
I’ve walked the catacombs
where your fears reside
watched smiling as
your dreams set sail
I Am the flame, the light 
omniiverses, I Am love
you know me as God
from me you are
and in your heart I dwell 
I Am you and I Am all
yet one question troubles me
I love you child, so how could it be
that you cannot love you as well