John got a new tattoo, and Sherlock is more than willing to give an inspection up close and personal – just to ensure that proper procedures were carried out by the tattoo artist, surely. My partner disconnected without warning, just as it was getting good, unfortunately.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like Johnlock, and BDSMlock.

Stranger: I just finished my tattoo. JW (18)

You: God really? I’m surprised you went through with it, how did it come out? SH

Stranger: It looks fantastic. Would you like to see? JW

You: Definitely. SH

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