goddamnit this man and the things he does to me

Anonymous: A fanfic of Shu and Subaru where they are arguing over Subaru wearing a wedding gown (lol idk)

(Kyaaa~ I had so much fun with this! I hope everyone likes my work, it’s really simple and it really isn’t funny. Enjoy~ (ノ・ェ・)ノ )

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“I FUCKING SWEAR, YOU BLOND PIECE OF SHIT. IF YOU COME ANY CLOSER, I SWEAR I WILL SHOVE THIS TIARA UP YOUR FAT LAZY ASS-”

“Tch. You’re being unnecessarily noisy, woman- oops.”

“WOMAN?! THE FUCK?! YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME! PREPARE YOUR ANUS, IDIOT. THIS WOMAN IS ABOUT TO SPRINKLE ALL THIS GLITTER ON YOUR DEAD BODY. I MEAN, WHY THE HELL ARE WE STILL HERE?!”

“Weren’t you listening? The old man said that he needed a wedding dress. He said that you were the closest size so here we are.”

“THAT STILL DOES NOT EXPLAIN WHY I NEED TO WEAR IT! THIS GOWN IS ITCHY ON THE SIDES AND THE FRILLS SCRATCH MY LEGS, GODDAMNIT! GET IT OFF ME!”

“You wouldn’t shut up about the ten others you wore. Why not just accept the one you’re wearing and pose for the camera so the old man can shut up?”

“THOSE TEN WERE FUCKING JOKES, SHU. NO SELF-RESPECTING WOMAN WOULD WEAR ANY OF THEM ON THEIR WEDDING! JUST LET ME TAKE THIS UGLY ASS THING OFF, IDIOT!”

“Are you sure? That gown shows off your curves and can give anyone a clear view of your smooth back and shoulders. It’s perfect for you.”

“… Eh? WHAT THE HELL?! YOU SON OF A BITCH! DO YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST DRAG ME HERE AND-”

“Heh. You actually look very cute, princess.”

Subaru glared at his elder brother and ground his teeth as a dark blush crept up his pale skin. “That’s it, you bastard! HERE’S THE FUCKING TIARA! I’M NOT A PRINCESS, GOT IT?! IF I SEE YOUR STUPID ASS FACE AGAIN, I’LL RIP YOU TO SHREDS! DON’T FUCKING COME NEAR ME!”

The blond calmly watched as the albino had a hissy fit. His brother ripped the eleventh wedding dress of the day and threw the glass slippers at him.

“He may not be a princess,” he mumbled as he admired the dozens of photos of Subaru in a gown, “but he’s one hell of a drama queen.”

“I FUCKING HEARD THAT, YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!”

imagine kuroo being 50% annoyed by tsukki’s height and 50% fond of it like they’re hugging and kuroo can perfectly rest his head on tsukki’s shoulder and nuzzle his neck and he feels so safe and cozy and loved and he’s like “your height is the most beautiful thing in this world you’re just too perfect i love you so much please never stop being tall” but then he’s in a staring contest with him and he realizes that he has to look up to glare at tsukki bc tsukki refused to lower his head so kuroo could do the daily kiss-on-the-forehead thing and kuroo’s like i hate your height so much just let me kiss you without me having to stand on my tiptoes goddamnit