goddamnit and just

anonymous asked:

GODDAMNIT EMILY I JUST FINISHED WATCHING HAMILTON AND I'M CRYING AND YOU GONNA POST THE CHAPTER IM,,,NOT R EADY

OH THIS ANON’S GONNA BE THE MOST EMOTIONAL

Pearl: *has an understandable moment of weakness, feeling alone, abandoned by the gem she loved and desperate to see her again, willing to try to do anything to acomplish that, but stops and realizes that it’s wrong so she doesn’t do it*

Some stupid people: OMG SHE TRIED TO KILL STEVEN WHEN HE WAS A BABY SHE CLEARLY HATES HIM SO MUCH, ALL THE GOOD THINGS SHE HAS DONE ARE COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT CAUSE SHE TRIED TO TAKE HIS GEM IN THE PAST!!!1!

Me:

Originally posted by n-wordbelike

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I KNOW what you’re trying to DO there gamefreak

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“I don’t have the receipt, can I still return this?”

“Don’t you have any more of these in the back?”

“I want to speak to the manager!”

“Oh I’m not going to buy anything, I’m just looking!”

“I know you’re about to close, but I just need one thing!”

“It didn’t scan, it must be free!”

> Yato speaking in a daily basis: The fuck’s goin’ on ya fuckin’ idiots done fucked up big time no shit–
> Yato speaking to Heavens: I request an audience with Her Majesty, for the problem at hand is that Heaven is in dire danger in regards of–

psiioniichearts  asked:

So I randomly thought this the other day and it made me laugh so hard I choked. Imagine Nahyuta isn't always aware he's attracting woodland creatures, so sometimes Blackquill will come home and Nahyuta's working or something but also there's like three squirrels and a deer in the living room? Also holy shit a bear is laying on floor snoring in their bedroom ("NAHYUTA HOW DID YOU NOT HEAR THE BEAR SNORING." "Um, quite honestly I just thought you came home early and you fell asleep.")

AFHSDJKFHDSJK I’M PEEING 

Taka loves it because it means easy snacks wat

Simon has had a loooong day.

A very long day.

He had to deal with Gavin and his pestering to listen to his new songs (when did Simon become to go-to person for music advice?), and Payne’s whining about Taka flying around (he immediately got a face full of talons after that comment), and even the Chief himself seemed to be unhappy with Simon’s slow progress on one of his many many cases.  

So he just wanted to go home and relax

Except he opens the door and just sees…a fucking deer, at first.  Just hanging out, eating one of the very few plants he actually tries to keep alive.  And when Taka screeches, the deer understandably freaks out and just starts looking for a way to get out of there as soon as possible, and knocks over a few things in the process (nothing too expensive or valuable at the very least…).  The doe is able to figure out that it can get out the way Simon came in and sprints past him.  

Simon is understandably just…dumbfounded, to put it mildly, and heads over to his office area, where he knows Nahyuta is probably working.  On Nahyuta’s desk are some squirrels, some birds, and of course, way too many goddamn butterflies

But Nahyuta isn’t at the desk; he’s sitting on the floor, meditating.  All the animals are surrounding him and Simon just can’t deal with this right now.  One has definitely been chewing on his desk, he can see it. 

“Nahyuta.” 

Unfortunately he has to repeat the man’s name multiple times, louder at each iteration before Nahyuta acknowledges him; having been so deep in meditation, he just hadn’t…heard (or that is at least what he tells Simon, who is somewhat unconvinced). 

“What are all these animals doing here?!” 

“I assume they came through the window or something.” 

“Don’t be a smartass; I meant why are they here?” 

Nahyuta starts going on about how animals are drawn to him, especially when he mediates, and they just…find him.  He then stands and looks at Simon with an arched eyebrow.  

“I thought you were home already and just didn’t care.  I mean, I heard you snoring.”

“I don’t snore.”

“Do you need me to make a recording?” 

Simon just rolls his eyes and is about to ask why Nahyuta thought he would just come home and fall asleep without even bothering to say hello, and then he walks into his bedroom and sees it.

A fucking bear just on his bed, snoring away. 

He slowly backs out, but not before gesturing in a way that can only be read as ‘are you fucking serious Nahyuta why is there a goddamn bear in the bed??’

Nahyuta just smiles and shrugs, not seeing the huge problem here (because his Disney princess powers makes all animals seem just so harmless and adorable to him of course).  

And Simon says nothing else to his boyfriend, but calls Athena while grabbing a bag. 

“Make up the couch for me because Nahyuta would rather have a bear in the bed than me, apparently.”

“…”

“No, Athena, an actual bear.” 

It was raining outside today and I was positively triggered bc I kinda want to marry the rain sometimes. 

And well, it also some gave away some kumirei feelz whadya know. 

Oh! And I was also inspired by the lovely lil’ @punziella

@mistyheartrbs and @lucinalyn i’m here. my body is ready.