goddamn uni

MY RELATIONSHIP WITH UNIVERSITY
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Uni :</b> I invite you to a party your faculty organized<p/><b>Me :</b> but I don't like you....<p/><b>Uni :</b> bish I'm giving you an opportunity to get a man<p/><b>Me :</b> yeah you basically stopped me from having a social life for the past 3 months and now you want me to get in a relationship?<p/><b>Uni:</b> I don't want you to be a loser.I still got your money.This is the least I can do for you.<p/><b>Me:</b> stop spamming my inbox<p/><b>Uni:</b> You still have an exam tomorrow<p/><b>Me :</b> and I'm still f*cking tired of you. give me MY GODDAMN DIPLOMA<p/><b>Uni:</b> bish you ain't done suffering...Still 2 years before you get that piece of paper you call a degree !! But let's be real here...that "diploma" is basically your receipt for all the money you owe us.<p/><b>Me:</b> Uni... you're the worst SADISTIC ASSHOLE I EVER HEARD OF.<p/><b>Uni:</b> I still got your money ...oh...and I control your sanity too.<p/></p><p/></p>