Siths on a road trip
(I imagine them taking a large RV camper of sorts)
vader: the Designated Driver and has full control of the radio. always has to fix the goddamn tv in the camper because kylo keeps throwing shit at it
sidious: wasn’t invited
maul: surprisingly well-behaved, though if you interrupt him when he’s listening to tunes or watching a movie with Savage he will destroy the camper (which, of course, Vader has to fix)
savage: loves to stare out the window and take naps in the only bed they have. many naps with much snoring. eats all of their snacks because he is a big Zabrak boy
asajj: the only reason she hasn’t thrown herself out the window is because their camper came with a nice little bar. eventually stops isolating herself enough to watch movies with the others.
dooku: the Navigator. insists that Vader doesn’t know where he’s going. in charge of the schedule, making/purchasing snacks, and everything else that nobody wants to do. asajj spikes his tea to fuck with him.
kylo: constantly playing on his DS, or trying to kick Savage out of the little bed niche so he can get away from these old people. kindly requests Vader to play some of his music, much to everyone’s displeasure.
bonus!nihilus: brought along as insurance so that if the Sith attempt to kill each other he can just drain them of their energy