goddammit you idiot

The Sun and Moon (Harrison Osterfield)

Originally posted by starkquinzel

Pairing: Harrison Osterfield x Stan!Reader, Sebastian Stan x Sister!Reader

Warning: Cursing

Summary: Y/N is Sebastian Stan’s little sister, who he decided to bring on set with him since he and his sister are inseparable. And while on set, Y/N finds herself falling for Harrison, her new friend Tom’s best mate, and can’t help but think he doesn’t notice her.

Author: Dizzy

A/N: This cute fic was requested by anonymous who said, “oooh 😊 can you please do a fic with Harrison where maybe the reader is the younger sibling of one of the avengers cast and she doesn’t think he notices her ? thank you 😊😁💓”

Masterlist Request a Prompt

“You know, it’s rude to stare.” Sebastian stated from behind you.

You pulled your eyes away from the boys that stood far before you and looked at your older brother.

“I wasn’t staring.” You replied. “I was just observing.”

“Well, then you were doing some creepy and rude observing.” Sebastian mocked. “Just go talk to him, Y/N.”

“No, no way. I’m not talking to him. He doesn’t even know who I am.”

“You sound like you did when you were in high school.” Sebastian said with a shake of his head. “Just go up and talk to him. I mean, Tom’s with him and you guys are friends aren’t you?”

“Well, yeah but-”

“But nothing. If you want Harrison to notice you, you just have to talk to him or make an ass of yourself like you always do.”

You gasped and playfully slapped your brother’s arm. “I have never made an ass of myself!”

Sebastian arched an eyebrow and gave you a look, a devilish smirk on his lips.

“Oh, really? What about that time you tackled the school mascot-”

“That was a dare.”

“Okay. What about the time you got wasted and projectile vomited-”

“You’re the one who got me drunk!”

“Ugh, fine. What about the time you took a nose dive down the stairs and-”

“You tripped me and I broke my nose!”

“Quit making excuses!” Sebastian exclaimed.

“Quit getting me into trouble!” You replied.

“Just go talk to him! My god, Y/n, if you don’t talk to him sooner or later I’ll just tell him about the little crush you have on him.”

“You wouldn’t dare.”

“Oh, but I would.” Sebastian remarked.

“You are the worst.”

“But, you love me.” Sebastian chuckled. “I got to go film, but you have to talk to him. You just have to.”

“Why do you keep pushing this?” You asked with a raised brow. “Is there something I don’t know?”

“You’ll never know if you don’t talk to him.”

“But I like admiring him from afar.”

“Y/N, you creep, just do what you’re told. I’ll see you later.”

“Bye, Seb.” You sighed, placing your chin in your hand as you watched Tom and Harrison joke around, debating on whether or not you really wanted to talk to them.

“Y/N!” Tom hollered, his voice pulled you from your train of thought.


“Come here!” He replied, motioning for you to come to where he and Harrison were standing.

You arose from your seat and ran over to them.

“What’s up, Holland?”

“Nothing much, Stan.” Tom said, wrapping an arm around your shoulders. “Harrison and I were wondering if you wanted to go get dinner with us.”

“Oh, I don’t know, Tom. Sebastian said something about wanting to go get take out and watch movies with Chris and Anthony.” You replied, your eyes not on Tom, but Harrison.

“Come on, Y/N, we never hang out and you always hang out with the guys.”

“Well, yeah. Cause they’re my brother’s friends. I’m better friends with Chris than Anthony, but you know what I’m saying.”

“Can’t you ditch the guys for one night and hang out with us? I want to get to know you better.”

You thought about it for a moment, you really didn’t want to hang out with the guys and Tom and Harrison were good guys. You also thought about Sebastian telling you to talk to Harrison and not make an ass of yourself, but your stubbornness was definitely making you seem like an ass.

“Okay, fine. I’d like to get dinner with you guys.” You agreed. “Besides, it’s not like the guy’s will miss me that much. We hang out all the time.”

“I bet Chris will miss you.” Harrison spoke up.

“What makes you say that?” You asked, wondering why he was bringing up Chris.

The first time you’re going to hang out with the guy you have a thing for is the first time he asks you about another guy.

“Well, you guys are dating, aren’t you?”

You laughed. You laughed hysterically.

“What? Me and Chris? God, no! He’s like my brother. Hell, he acts like my brother!” You exclaimed with laughter. “Me and Chris aren’t dating.”

“Oh.” Was all Harrison had to say.

“I should go tell the guys that I won’t be having dinner with them. I’ll be right back.” You stated.

“I’ll come with you. I need to talk to Sebastian about a scene were doing tomorrow.” Tom said, following you away from Harrison and towards your brother’s trailer.

You two walked in silence before Tom spoke up.

“I know about your crush on Harrison.” He said softly.

“Let me guess, Sebastian told you?” He nodded. “Figured. He can’t keep a secret to save his life.”

“Well, neither can I because I had to tell him a secret to get that secret out of him.” Tom explained.

“Well, what was the secret?”

“I can’t tell you because it’s a secret.”

“But you told Sebastian! And we have the same DNA, so we’re like the same person.”

“I won’t tell you the secret, but I’ll tell you this,” Tom started, “You look at Harrison like he’s the sun and he looks at you and thinks you’re as beautiful as the moon and it’s a fucking tragedy cause you both think the other is looking at the goddamn ground.”

You internalized Tom’s words for a moment, too shocked to know how to respond as you approached Sebastian’s trailer.

“Wait, so Harrison likes me?” You asked. “How? I thought he didn’t notice me.”

“It’s cause you both don’t talk to each other! You’re both a couple of pansies let me tell you.” Tom exclaimed, annoyed.

“Goddammit. I’m an idiot.” You shook your head before you opened the trailer door and climbed in.

Sebastian and the guys were seated on the couch in the trailer, all three looking at you expectedly.

“So, are you going to hang out with Tom and Harrison?” Sebastian asked.

“Yeah, how’d you know?” You looked between Sebastian and Tom.

“They’re in kahoots.” Chris spoke up. “Come on, kid, did you really think this was all an accident? They’ve been planning this shit for a week.”

Sebastian jabbed Chris in the ribs with his elbow. “You weren’t supposed to tell her all that.”

“Sorry.” Chris mumbled, rubbing his side.

“You guys should probably go, wouldn’t want to keep that boyfriend of yours waiting.” Sebastian said.

You crossed your arms over your chest and blushed. “He isn’t my boyfriend.”

“Not yet.”

“Let’s go.” Tom said, grabbing a hold of your arm and leading you out if the trailer.

You walked in silence, lost in your own worlds until you made it back to where Harrison was waiting for you.

Tom coughed as you guys approached Harrison. “You guys should go ahead. I’m not starting to feel well.”

“You bastard.” You whispered so that only Tom could hear.

He stifled a laugh as he coughed again. “Yeah, I’m just going to go lie down or something. But, please go on without me.”

“That’s an awful impression, mate.” Harrison said. “I thought you were an actor.”

You laughed as Tom’s expression changed from a look of fake pain to a look of insult.

“Well at least I don’t have a crush on a girl who I just got the guts to talk to today.” Tom countered before turning on his heel and running.

“Don’t mind him, him and my brother are the reason we’re going to get dinner now.” You said, looping your arm around Harrison’s, a new found confidence washing over you.

“We’re getting dinner?”

“Hell yeah, we are. I didn’t just go through all that to not go to dinner with you.”

“You’re amazing.” Harrison said softly.

“And so are you.” You blushed. “Now, let’s go before all the good places get busy.”

anonymous asked:

What tea does Malek drink?

I thought, like, tea? What tea? I guess Malek can be nosy. Knows all the hot tea there is to know about anyone. Malek “Take a fucking sip babes 🐸☕” Solh. But then I read this again and I was all. Goddammit you idiot they meant the leaf water. He likes chamomile(with vanilla and honey) and lemon balm. Sometimes with st. John’s Wort. When Dallas is around he’ll mix it with milk to the point you can’t even taste the tea anymore. His favorite tea buddy is Poppy, of course.


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Logan Howlett (Wolverine) Request - Goddammit, You Stubborn Idiot

Request: Hey, if you’re taking requests can I request a Logan Howlett X reader with “I know you’ve reached a decision, but given that is a stupid ass decision I’ve elected to ignore it.” please? Xx

Hello! I had a ton of fun writing this! I’m not sure if it’s any good or not, but regardless I had a ton of fun! I used to watch the xmen as a cartoon when I was a kid, and so growing up I’ve always had a thing for Wolverine (;P), also he’s a fellow Aussie…. Us Aussies and our beaches and tim tams… think that’s all we’re known for. And the accent everyone thinks we have… we don’t talk like that, I promise. Neither Ives or I sound especially nasal or say ‘g’day mate’ on a regular basis. Anyway, that’s beside the point. Wolverine is a special, stubborn darling, so thanks for requesting him! Happy Reading!


“Logan! Goddammit! Would you stop being so damn stubborn?!” You cried out. He was being ridiculous, once again.
“Logan! I’m coming with you, you absolute goddamnned microscopically brained buffoon!” You two were on the stair well heading down from the rooms. He’d gone, he’d come back, he’d told you about what he was about to do and now he was about to leave again.
“Microscopically brained?”
“First thing that came to mind.” You shrugged. Eh, why not. Didn’t know if it actually worked as a concept but when in doubt, try it and see if it works-ish.
“The first thing that came to mind when you were insulting me was that my brain is only visible under a microscope?” Logan looked confused. Good. This was valuable time to change his mind.
“Yes. Because you’re a stubborn butt sometimes and I’m coming with you. I know you think I’ll slow you down, or that you don’t need me or you don’t want to risk it or whatever cliche dominant man-views you’ve got going on, but I can do this, Logan. I’ve been training. Practicing. I’ve gone out on missions and done stuff! Logan, I’m not the helpless imbecile you think I am. I’m actually good at this stuff.” You paused and looked him square in the eye. He couldn’t argue with that. There was no way.
“I’m going. Alone. You’re not coming.” He turned and continued walking down the stairs. You followed after him, not quite running but almost, just to keep up.
“Logan. You can’t be serious. Dammit Logan! Please see reason? You need two people on this, minimum!”
He rolled his eyes but continued walking. Before you knew it, you were at his bike.
“That’s enough, Y/N. I’ve made my decision.“
“I know you’ve reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it” You said firmly, snatching up the second helmet and jumping on the back.
“Y/N, get off.”
He started undoing his helmet and unexpectedly, he was off the bike, sitting on the steps outside the mansion, just in front of where the bike was parked. He put his head in his hands.
“Logan?…” you asked cautiously. You got up and moved to the steps, but you didn’t take off the helmet.
“What’s… what’s wrong?” You asked, putting a hand on his arm to try to comfort him.
“I just…. dammit, Y/N, why do you have to be so stubborn?”
“Me?! How am I the stubborn one? YOU’RE the stubborn one!” You exclaimed, exasperated.
“I’m only being so stubborn to protect you! I can’t loose you!” His face went blank as he considered what he just said… Maybe that wasn’t supposed to come out, but you were glad that it had.
“Logan… you’re an idiot sometimes.” You reached up and went to kiss him lightly… but then you remembered you had a helmet on, so took it off, and then kissed him lightly. Good thing you remembered too, or the helmet might’ve smashed him in the jaw. Logan rolled his eyes at your helmet-malfunctionage, but a small smile played on his lips.
“Logan… look… we lose people, they flicker in and out of our lives, and I can’t lose you either… But I might end up losing you if I don’t come, if you try this alone. And that’s not something I can live with. Logan… sometimes we have to take the risk. Sometimes we have to risk losing the people we love because they’re their own people, they’ll do what they like. Just… just let me come. I’ll be more help than hinderance, anyhow.” You voice was gently, not pleading any more, you were telling him. He leant down and kissed you.
“… Fine… I just… I worry.”
“I promise I’ll be careful… As long as you promise to be careful too.” He smiled and nodded and handed you back your helmet.

Looked like you were going on that mission after all.

30 day otp challenge
day 6: wearing each other’s clothes

“Goddammit, you stupid idiot,” Saruhiko mutters, pushing Misaki to the bed, wrapping a towel around him. He hurries to the closet, pulls out the first set of clothes he sees and rushes back to the bed. Misaki is trembling, and his lips are blue. “Who the fuck told you to skate on that fucking unstable lake?”

“I thought it was frozen over properly.” Misaki manages, but he leans in to the heat when Saruhiko pulls him close and slowly takes his wet shirt off to pull on the dry one. It’s too big and he probably accidentally brought one of his own, but it’s dry and warm so it works. “Thanks.”

Saruhiko shakes his head and clicks his tongue, trying to calm down his pounding heart. He pulls the blanket out from under them and drapes it around Misaki. “You could have gotten hypothermia,” he says, his voice soft and barely audible. “Hypothermia can kill you.”

Misaki laughs, and waves his hand, the too long sleeve flapping as he does so. “I’m fine. I have you to take care of me, don’t I?”

Saruhiko responds by pulling him closer and burying his face in Misaki’s still-kinda-damp hair.

anonymous asked:

Kise, space AU, angst!!!! -I've just watched the Alien films haha!-

[ you’re out of this world, sweetheart ]

Fandom Meme 2
AU: Space
Pairing: Kise x Reader
Genre: Light Angst
Words: 595

“Kise, don’t you fucking dare.” You growled at him. Tears were welling up in your eyes but you couldn’t even feel them. The pressure was too great. The job had taken too long. It went out of hand. You didn’t know what happened. Maybe if that asteroid didn’t fly so close the two of you wouldn’t be in this predicament. “Kise, you little shit, you get back here right now. We can’t do it now. We’ll have to go back to the ship.”

He peeked his head out with a sad smile, “But if we go back then this satellite will crash won’t it? Who knows what that could do to the communication network? Or the people down there. Especially for—“

“Do you understand our situation right now? We’re going to die. There’s isn’t enough oxygen supply for each of us.”

He stopped, wire held still in his hands. “You’re right.” You breathed a sigh of relief, finally getting through his head. “Go back to the ship.”

What? “Kise, what the hell?”

“Go back to the ship. I’ll finish fixing up this thing. I can do it on my own. I ranked higher in class remember?”

“Kise, fuck, this isn’t about rankings!” You cried out, attempting to move closer towards him but he held a hand up. “This is real life, Kise. You won’t make it if you don’t get back now.”

“Communication networks are more important than you think, ____-chi.” His voice switched. This was Kise. He could go from the carefree, ignorant puppy into a serious, determined man. But at this moment, it didn’t matter. You knew that you had to get through to him. “I’ll be fine. I’ll be back in the ship before you know it. Promise. Just get back. I have more oxygen than you right now.”


Liar, liar, liar. He’s been exhausting himself more than you. You’ve been doing most of the assisting while he did all the hard labor. It was no surprise if his oxygen supply was lower than yours at this point. Your lips trembled when you saw the determined yet resigned look on Kise’s face. “No, no, don’t do this, Kise. You’ve got a fucking family back home!”

“And I love them and I love you.” He smiled warmly at you, tapping his glass on yours. “Take care of them for me. Make sure to read to our little boy every night and dress my little girl up in dresses. Alright?”

“Don’t fucking talk like that!” You growled, attempting to grab the wire from you, only to have Kise grab onto your waist and pressing the button on the cable. No, no, no! You were instantly dragged back towards the ship. You tried to press the button to get it to stop but it just wouldn’t. You watched hopelessly as Kise smiled one last time before turning back to finish the job. No! Goddammit, Kise! You fucking idiot!

You arrived at the ship and attempted to go back but what the hell had Kise done? Why the hell couldn’t you move? Fuck, the tears blurred your vision and you couldn’t even do anything about it. All you could do was stand inside the ship, stare hopelessly at Kise’s distant figure. God, please, please bring him back safely. Please bring him back to you. You needed him there. You needed him with you.

All you could do was listen as he whispered his last words. “I love you, baby. You’re out of this world.” And then everything ended.