goddammit that started off so well.

Some of my favorite phan domestic headcanons include paperwork/taxes. Like can you imagine:

> phil being serious and sitting there with his glasses on, occasionally stopping to cough or rub his forehead but really serious about it

> dan, on the other hand, starts off well but slowly loses interest in what they’re doing

> “phil why the fuck is the electricity bill so high??” “um. so I had a few late nights while you were gone…”

> “we seriously need to cut back on moving the camera equipment so much. if the landlord finds another scratch we’re gonna be kicked out”

> “dan don’t fall asleep yet”

> papers spread across their entire dining table

> phil sneezes

> “goddammit”

> eventually after its over they just lie on the sofa recuperating for several hours