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jaydesims  asked:

Daniel or Mary-Sue Pleasant!

Daniel Pleasant: -150.000/10

literally the worst. should be struck down with god’s own thunder. using his lame Komei-clone father as an excuse for his failings = some freudian bullshit i’m not buying. rivals Don for the crown of shame by also being a horrible parent. i mean i’d hate lilith’s mousy ass too if she was my kid but come on.

Mary-Sue Pleasant: 3/10

only reason she gets a 3 is because i like her face template. @chocolatemilkbag remade the pleasant twins to look more like her and it was the first time i found them bearable. no redeeming qualities apart from that, is also a horrible parent. i can muster some sympathy for her bc she’s married to such a dick but at the end of the day: 

This is super random but i’ve been thinking about this. Would anyone reading this be interested in a “large” (supernatural-based) roleplay, as in with more people, more characters, etc. I used to roleplay like this a lot back when I was like 12-16 and I was wondering if this could be a thing? God it sounds so lame omg but I honestly think it can work if there’s interest….

"I'm not your blind date but you came over and I was eating alone so I went with it and now you're calling me by a different name" AU

I found this prompt on a Tumblr blog but I accidentally deleted the post and now I can’t find the prompt anymore

Lena was sitting alone. She twirled the neck of the wine glass in her left hand, her phone in her right as she responded to work emails. Jess kicked her out of the office almost an hour ago, going on about how she shouldn’t be working on her birthday and she deserved one day off for herself. Problem is Lena always had days to herself. Her days were always “her” days if she didn’t have anyone to share them with. She looked down at the red rose on the table before her, Jess’ gift to her, and let herself smile slightly. Jess was a good assistant, she meant well, and she seemed to care when no one else did.

So that’s why she listened and came here to this restaurant when she really wanted to finish responding to her emails and get a head start on tomorrow’s project. The place wasn’t the fanciest she’s been, but she wasn’t about to go to one of the high-class places she frequented when she didn’t have a date. It was nice enough: low lighting, decent wine selection, and she got a small booth in the back so no one would bother her. Her plan was to come out, grab a quick bite, and then finish work at home.

She was so focused on her phone that she hadn’t noticed the woman walk up to her booth. There was a small tap on her shoulder then, and she was slightly annoyed that anyone would interrupt her when she purposely picked this booth to avoid being bothered. She turned to look up quickly, an annoyed “Can I help you?” on the tip of her tongue, when she came face-to-face with a literal angel, the words dying before they formed. Her jaw went slack as she took in the stunning being before her.

The woman had the bluest eyes Lena had ever seen, even under the minimal lighting of the place and the black rimmed glasses she wore. Her hair fell in soft golden waves, across the shoulders of her beige jacket and blue top. She had a pair of black pants that hugged her hips and a nice pair of boots to match. She looked dressed up, yet still casual, and it suddenly made Lena feel self-conscious about the tight fitting black dress and tight ponytail she wore.

“It was supposed to be yellow,” the woman said, pointing at the flower on the table.

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EDIT: HI an anony sent me the following,

Hi! I don’t follow u so idk if you’ve been told this but ur translation for Teru’s text is a little off bc u misread a character- Teru says いい子で待っ⭐️テル⭐️んだよ! (you misread 子 as そ) and the translation for that would basically be: be a good girl and wait (for teru, as the pun would go) This also makes more sense since Teru is not the one waiting but instead making her wait ( ´ ▽ ` )

Now I am DYING and scream what a player omg

Originally I had said,

I noticed at the beginning of episode 5 of Mob Psycho 100, Teru was texting a girl he was going to have lunch with. He responds with “いいぞで待っ★テル★んだよ” which roughly means “Sure, I’ll be waiting” BUT makes a pun with his name. “Matteru” is to wait, and as you can see to make sure you really see the TERU part of the word he puts his name in stars.

I tried to think of an English equivalent, and the best I could come up with is “See you in an in★TERU★m (interim).” Oh my God, that is so lame….

Teru a punster confirmed.

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Heights

Originally posted by wonderlandgirlforever

Peter Parker x Shy/Scared Reader

Summary: Even though Peter’s been busy with saving the world, you’ve been feeling neglected and unwanted. He notices and decides to do something fun to cheer you up. 

Word Count: 2,453 (my longest one so far, holla)

Warnings: heights, panic attack, language, fluff, sad stuff. Let me know if I missed any. 

A/N: Alrrright guys, hopefully this turns out okay. I was thinking about making this into a series depending on how much you guys dig it. If you do, then I will post all about what I’m going to do for the series to see if you guys are interested. Sound good? As always, feedback is definitely appreciated. I never get any, so I don’t know what I’m doing wrong or right. Enjoy!


Ever since Peter told you he was the big ‘ol Spiderman, it felt like your guys’ weekly hangouts and movie nights were coming to an end. Of course you understand that he’s saving the world and stopping the bad guys, but it leaves you worried and afraid for his well being. He always seems distracted around you and it fills you with a darkness. Telling Peter would make you seem selfish, so you bury it, hoping it won’t poke its way through. 

Being the shy, reserved, person you are, you definitely had difficulty talking to Peter, especially since you’ve always had a never ending crush on him. After a while of trying to ask him if he could hang out, you stopped. It wasn’t worth the pain of going through to only be rejected once again. 

However, what you didn’t know was that Peter noticed you putting up your walls again. He didn’t want to lose you and decided he was definitely going to do something about it. Starting tonight

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South Park Puberty Collection

BONUS:

south park edition of this post 

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DEAR GOd!!!111!! I’m lame.  

Sorry for spam art. :’(

Anyway, I’ll do more of this but for right now I’m just going to put the rest of the other characters on a mini hiatus (depending). 

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Bert: “Wow, you drew me. Ok I’ll draw you, and I’ll give you a rad thumbs up and a big heart because I can tell you have a big heart” 

An Image To Protect pt.3

Matthew Tkachuk x Reader

Team: Calgary Flames

Warnings: Cheese

POV: First

part three for an image to protect!!

maybe in the next part you could have them become official?

About the part 3 to tkachuk, maybe something where you officially meet the wags as his gf or his fam?

Here are part one and part two!

I decided to go for a first “I love you” thing because I really dislike writing about meeting families and in the first part, it was a possibility the reader had already met the WAGS just not as a love interest. 


Originally posted by kevinhayes

How did I end up here? Sat on the couch, late one Saturday night, some random episode of Catfish playing on the t.v. while my fingers were playing with Matthew’s curls. The both of us were basically half asleep, Matthew even dozing off every now and then but jumping back awake. 

It seemed like just yesterday when I attended the family skate for the Flames and Johnny had dragged me along to meet his friends. 

Yet here we were.

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The Bet

Prompt: Hey! I just finished reading outlaws of love (and, as a bi person myself, may I say I loved every second I spent reading it). If it’s not too much to ask, could you maybe do a negan X daughter!reader where they just spend some cute, quality time together and he’s super protective over her, and she comes out to him as bi and he it really accepting of it. Thanks love x – Requested by @supernatural-everyday

Pairing: Dad!Negan x Daughter!Reader, Negan x You

Word Count: 3,857

Type: One shot

Warnings: None that I know of

Rating: PG

Notes: Yo’ so I kinda got real carried away with this, sorry! I hope it’s what you were looking for xx Also yay my first request is done :D

Originally posted by jdm-negan-mcnaughty

 “Be safe. Stay inside the fuckin’ gates. I’ll be back by midday tomorrow.” The grumpy voice of your father says, as he stands in your doorway.

“Back before my Birthday?” You mumble. “And I know the rules, Dad.” You add, not looking up from the book in your lap as you sit cross legged on your bed.

“Yes Princess, before your birthday. And I know you know the rules, which is why I’m fuckin’ confused as to the reason you disobey them all the goddamn damn time.”

You roll your eyes and lift your head up, looking at your father in all his heroic glory. Leather jacket on and baseball bat in hand, you still wonder why he named the inanimate object after your mother.

“Because they’re stupid as shit.” You sarcastically smile back at him.

“Don’t swear.”

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Mini Trimberly fic

Dedicated to @gay-ass-sideblog​ who gave me the tumblr prompt “telling the rest of the rangers they’re together”. I couldn’t start writing until after work and I had a million ideas for this (initially more humorous I don’t know what happened??) but I hope you enjoy it. :)

Read it on AO3 

Rated M? Some allusions to sex, a little bit of violence, but nothing too crazy.

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anonymous asked:

Hey. Saw you were on. 😂 It's 3am here and I was wondering if you could do something where (Y/N) is Tyler's sister and is wary about her dating Josh, because Josh does it the old fashioned way and sort of "asks for her hand in datage" and she's all giggly and bubbly or something. I have no idea. I'm really sleepy but that sounds cute. You don't have ta if you don't want to.

Ahh sorry that this took so long anon, here is a little drabble, I changed the idea slightly and its pretty crap but here it is:

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anonymous asked:

Could you write a thing about Alex and Maggie using pet names like 'babe' for the first time?

Alex lies on her couch, stretching and grunting slightly at how full she is after devouring nearly two pizzas and a few beers with Maggie, wrapped up in each other’s arms, watching some ’nerdy crap that I’m only watching because your face gets all cute and excited when the sciencey stuff comes on Danvers’ in Maggie’s words. Alex sighs in contentment, grabbing a blanket from the armchair for something to keep them warm; even though it was spring time and the days were getting longer and the sun brighter, there was still a slight chill in the evenings.

Alex hears her girlfriend rummaging around in the kitchen.

“Mags what are you doing? Come back here I miss you,” Alex whines out and Maggie laughs.

“I miss you too Danvers but I’m currently trying to locate some soap, you’ve run out in the bathroom.”

“Cupboard under the sink with the other cleaning stuff,” Alex calls back, not even bothering to look up as she hears her girlfriend let out a small shout of satisfaction as she finds it.

“I’ll just sort out your apartment for you, don’t worry Danvers,” Maggie teases and Alex laughs.

“Thanks babe,” she replies and then freezes because shit she’s said babe She’s done it now. It had rolled off her tongue so easily and she hadn’t even thought about it but now she can’t hear Maggie’s reply and oh god she’s fucked it now. Babe? Babe, god that was lame. Do people even say babe anymore? Oh God what if Maggie hates that pet name, she’s clearly too cool for babe. Alex what have you done? Alex’s internal monologue rages in her brain as she panics and feels her heart rate speed up, and not in the good, butterfly inducing way it usually does when Maggie is involved.

“Alex…” Maggie trails off, standing in front of her girlfriend with a bemused look on her face, and Alex hadn’t even noticed that Maggie had come back to the couch. "Are you ok?“

“Err. Yeah. Totally fine.” Alex shifts her body slightly so she’s sitting upright and she clears her throat.

“You sure?” Alex nods and Maggie just raises her eyebrows.

“If you say so…babe,” Maggie smirks and Alex groans.

“Oh God Maggie I’m sorry it just kind of slipped out. I dunno why, I guess it’s kind of lame and you probably don’t like pet names do you? I mean you always call me Danvers and Al and I love that and yeah, I just said babe. But I won’t again because it’s dumb right and-”

“Alex. Please breathe,” Maggie laughs out softly and Alex takes a deep breath, chuckling slightly but Maggie sees the panic in her eyes and kisses her softly.

“Relax baby, I loved it. It sounds so good and perfect coming from your lips. Please don’t ever stop calling me that.”

Alex smiles into the kiss and hums softly. “Baby?” She asks softly and Maggie nods.

“If that’s ok?”

“That’s more than ok Sawyer. I think I could really get used to this. You, me, us being disgustingly cute together and having pet names,”

“Me too babygirl me too,” and Alex smiles and her heart races because god she’s falling in love with this woman.

bones | 02 (m)

• pairing: jung hoseok x reader // min yoongi x reader, college! hoseok, college! yoongi
• genre/warnings: smut, angst 
• words: 13,151
summary: you were broken from a past relationship, and Hoseok wanted to fix you, but what price was he willing to pay? Would he end up worse off, or would you realise in time, that your best friend was the one…?
• note. inspired by this song here.

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Prometheus spec

Originally posted by yet-i-remain-quiet


my first Arrow spec all damn season. I am both sad that it took this long bit glad that the spec bug has finally hit.

So, I read Liv & Companies spec that Prometheus is actually E2 Oliver and fell IN LOVE with it.

It ties into the comment Stephen made about Flashpoint coming into a play a bit at the end of the season (they’ll need to get rid of Prometheus somehow and GET BABY SARA BACK ONCE AND FOR ALL) and the whole idea that Prometheus is really a product of Oliver’s actions as the Hood in Season One. 

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