god-of-stabbing

ok but kaze is like the most patient husband ever bc i’ve tried three whole times to smack him awake just to see his reaction and he just. refuses to get upset @ me just keeps waking up with the same lovestruck smile like nnooo u don’t need to take that crap from me u deserve better

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I am PLOWING through critical role rn so have this sketch dump (yes I know it’s almost all vax……it just…happens…….)

Just finished ep 57 and boy, lemme tell ya…..

-Emily

Drabbles (Part 2)

okAy so i did one of these a while back for suggestive/smutty prompts, and i’m no longer taking requests for those, so i decided to make another for fluff and angst prompts ^-^ so send me a number and a member of the groups i write for and i’ll write you a drabble/scenario based on that sentence! 

**most of these were compiled from multiple sources to credit to the original posters/creators

**also i will probably be adding to this when i find find/think of more ^-^

  1. “I dreamt about you last night.”
  2. “Here, wear my jacket.”
  3. “Go back to sleep.”
  4. “Love ya, you freak.”
  5. “If you pick me up I swear to god I will stab you.”
  6. “Do you want it back?”
  7. “There’s room for both of us.”
  8. “Can I hold your hand?”
  9. “Is that my sweater?”
  10. “Nobody’s looking at you.”
  11. “I think you’re beautiful.”
  12. “Hey, don’t cry. Please don’t cry.”
  13. “Did I mention I love you?”
  14. “Your hair’s a mess… Let me fix it.”
  15. “I took a pregnancy test.”
  16. “It’s okay. I’m here, I’ve got you.”
  17. “Are you flirting with me?”
  18. “Are you done now?”
  19. “The pain was bearable… The emptiness, however, is not.”
  20. “We were supposed to be forever.”
  21. “Stop! You’re making me blush!”
  22. “How much sleep have you gotten in the past two days?”
  23. “Why are you looking at me like that?”
  24. “I wish I had known sooner.”
  25. “Ummm, I need a little help in here..”
  26. “So this is what you wanted? This?”
  27. “Your knee is literally in my armpit. You are gonna have to do something about this.”
  28. “Let me do it for you.”
  29. “You’re so cute when you’re mad.”
  30. “Isn’t this weird? Should we not be doing this?”
  31. “Hey remember when we practiced kissing? That was stupid… right? Right?”
  32. “You’re jealous, aren’t you?”
  33. “Stay the night. Please.”
  34. “Are you still awake…?”
  35. “You’re adorable when you’re half asleep, you know that?”
A Broken Angel's Mirror

My perception is peculiar
My mind admittedly odd
My eyes see beauty; to a faulty some they paint the shape of God
but mirrors shard do stab me
make me weep a golden cry
For whats inside does haunt me
Both cold and hurt and wry
But gaze upon a field of faces
All diamonds in my eyes
I see no fault nor mirror shard
Lodged deeply in their mind
“Hark O hark the angel comes”
I hear an angel cry
But I turn to see a mirror
And my bold doth start to cry
I scream “oh no you’re wrong my dear
Please lend me not your ear
I’m a demon in disguise
You are all angels
Fallen yet graceful
Daughters of precious light”
They say “your blessing grace us
O angel in disguise,
You work and sweat and care for all
Oh no don’t dare be shy”
I look upon the flowers
laid before my feet
I dig a grave in front of them
For all of them to see
“I’m sorry dear angels you’ve got it wrong
These flowers aren’t for me
But for a grave keep who wonders the night
And steals these flowers free”
They scratch heads in confusion
“This angel wishes to die?”
The children tear and feelings rise
So I dare and blind my eyes
“No no dear Angels you are all heaven sent
If you say then so am I
I’ll bury my grave and walk away from feelings kept inside
I will take bullets and knives for you all
Drink poison, send fire my way
You are all angels
Protection my angle
And I’m glad your trust comes my way”
As I lie to their face
My trust a disgrace
No archangel sent am I
The Angels they sing
A beautiful ring
But frozen I do fly
I see Them as Angels
While myself a demons eye
But they see me with heaven
I am no seven
Yet they say I have golden flight
I’ll lie and agree
But it is all but me
Who are Angels on earth and in sky

anonymous asked:

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she’s so alone I know she has new owners but where are the babies she loves? where is the other dog she loves? where are the humans that know her well and fuss her in the way she likes? everything will smell wrong to her. God I want to stab my sisters boyfriend through the fucking heart

Transcendent Being (Owain/Odin Birthday Fanfic)

Will add an AO3 link soon, I just added myself to the waitlist and wrote this a few hours ago

This is also my first public fanfic

Please DO NOT tag with ships/pairings
Please DO NOT repost anywhere

Title: Transcendent Being
Author: reismeup
Length: Oneshot, 1308 words
Rating: T? (Itโ€™s SFW)
Warning(s): Spoiler for those who have not played and finished the Birthright route

Summary:ย (Post-Birthright) Leo throws a party for Odinโ€™s birthday, but a strange guest visits, and things become bizarre.

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redandpointy  asked:

get to know the character meme: anjastasia: 2, 27, 43, 50

02. What is one of your character’s biggest insecurities? Are they able to hide it easily or can others easily exploit this weakness? It’s a bit complicated. She knows she’s skilled and good at what she does–archery/combat, scouting, etc–but she’s also on the short side, and felt like she was overlooked. She hides it pretty well–and has gotten better about it–but it still happens from time to time. It’s easier for some people to exploit this than others.

27. If your character was going to get arrested, what would be the most likely reason for it? Oh, dear god, probably stabbing an idiot for being an idiot, or exploding and tearing into a Blood Knight (or Magister). …I’m convinced that hasn’t happened yet simply because she avoids Silvermoon.

43. Does your character have a switch that changes aspects of their personality whether they are around friends, family, etc. Is there someone who gets to see their true self? I’d say yes. She does not trust easily, so only those few she trusts get to see her break down–or laugh, or confide in. Everyone else gets varying degrees of wary looks and brusque manners.

50. If your character confessed love to their crush, boyfriend, girlfriend, etc, what would they say? Stasi doesn’t really have crushes, let alone boyfriends, and no current lovers. The closest thing she has to any of the above would probably blink, go “That’s nice,” and change the subject. (Though Stasi is, frankly, single by choice as much as circumstance. Whenever she’s asked about it, she shrugs and says “They’re all dead or fled, so why bother?” She refuses to admit she’s lonely–and is probably going to murder me in my sleep for this.)