# WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE TO BE BLESSED LIKE THIS # I’M FUCKING SCREAMING # HOLY SHIT JERIKA SLAY ME # YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL WHAT THE FUCK # OH MY GOD # OH MY GOD THANK YOU @GOD # YOU ARE HONESTLY OUT OF MICHAEL’S LEAGUE # SELFIES
quiffedluke WHITNEY OH MY GOD THIS IS WHY YOU’RE MY FAV I LOVE YOU OKAY
So this white guy comes up to the desk where I work at and he eyes my white coworker who was on the computer, then me, then him, and I knew he wanted to ask my coworker his question but I said “How may I help you?"
He was hesitant at first then straight up asks me… "Is there a secret section where you guys sell power tools made in the U.S.?"
I looked at my coworker like
so damn quick!
I simply pointed out where the tools were and he said that he was fine with the bins in his hands because they were made in the U.S.
Lmao, a fucking SECRET section that specifically holds American made items…
I seriously need brain bleach. That is an image I never needed in my head. Oh my god. Like, I understand on an objective level that Chuck gets laid, but thinking about it is the worst thing that could have happened to me, oh my god, I bet he made weird faces, this is HORRIBLE.
Can we just talk about how incredible dramatic this was?! This scene had me giggling from beginning to end. Lito has the funniest lines in the show and he delivers them so well. Imagine Lito like this everyday lol Poor Hernando wouldn’t know what to do with his bae. He was even more dramatic than he normally is and gods it made me laugh so much. He is such a likable character 😆😄
(Gigs not mine)
So on today's episode of As the World Burns, witches were angry that no one want to use candles or wax because they liked the appeal of LED lights. Those who use LED lights are fakes. Really? Who fucking died and made you God? I challenge your authority. Come down to AZ so I can either shove you into a sequoia cactus or down an abandoned mine shaft, there's plenty of both.
white kids in the media are made into gods but everyone else who isnt white is the white kid’s sidekick. never have i seen a poc kid be told that their difference is beautiful and elegant and no poc kid is made into a god. white kids are empowered, told that they are ethreal when in reality all white people are quite bland. someone romanticize dark skin, girls with hair everywhere not just on their scalp, the thick cultures that all poc people have. romanticize people are minorities, who are actually different and new and beautiful.
[old rose from titanic voice] it’s been 84 years…………..anyway here’s PART TWO OF THE DANCEBENDING ANIMATIONS featuring a breakdancing move, a bit of jazz dance, and some ukrainian hopak because 1) i couldn’t decide and 2) they look cool
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