Imagine: Being a pack mate of Malia’s before she was human and she comes back for you.


I recognized the one with the blue fire eyes, even in her human form. Her I could trust.

I’m not sure about the others though.

Ugh, and this God-awful human form. You can’t run nearly as fast, or jump as high, and you have to actually cook your food; being human sucks.

But now Malia is, so I will be too. Because she came back for me, and we stick together. That’s how it’s always been.

DAPHNE “Apollo, chasing Daphne, gain’d his prize  But lo! she turned to wood before his eyes.” H.P. Lovecraft, On the Vanity Of Human Ambition “Her strength begins to fail, and, ready to sink, she calls upon her father, the river god: ‘Help me, Peneus! open the earth to enclose me, or change my form, which has brought me into this danger’ Scarcely had she spoken, when a stiffness seized all her limbs;  her bosom began to be enclosed in a tender bark; her hair became leaves; her arms became branches; her foot stuck fast in the ground as a root.” Thomas Bulfinch, Bulfinch’s Mythology

my little nephew has the most beautiful bright soul.. he has these drunken buddha eyes, and he’s only a year old and he talks to you with them. he smiles all knowingly.. you feel so calm around him. he learned how to say waheguru, and he won’t stop saying it. he is so tiny, and he laid his beautiful hand on my head and blessed me. he makes you feel so divine… i hope we raise him right, awake and aware. what a beautiful creation.. i can not get over him 


“It was as though his body had been suddenly transformed into one of those many-limbed and many-headed effigies sculptured in Indian temples, and he contemplated the aggregation in a bewildered attempt to discern which was the original and which the additions—if indeed (supremely monstrous thought) there were any original as distinguished from other embodiments.”

H.P. Lovecraft & E. Hoffman Price, Through the Gates Of the Silver Key

“Out of the surface of her (Durga’s) forehead, fierce with frown, issued suddenly Kali of terrible countenance, armed with a sword and noose. Bearing the strange khatvanga, decorated with a garland of skulls, clad in a tiger’s skin, very appalling owing to her emaciated flesh, with gaping mouth, fearful with her tongue lolling out, having deep reddish eyes, filling the regions of the sky with her roars, falling upon impetuously and slaughtering the great asuras in that army, she devoured those hordes of the foes of the devas.”

Devi Mahatmyam

  “Although there are depictions of Kali as a maternal goddess, she is usually depicted as an old woman, made emaciated and bony by the constant bearing and feeding of life. She has an insatiable hunger for life and devours everything in her way. She often has tusks or puts out her tongue which is dripping with the blood of her victims.”

Eva Jansen, The Book Of Hindu Imagery: Gods, Manifestaions and Their Meanings

“Kali is another form of the goddess that is often seen in temples and pictures. She is usually pictured as nude except for being covered by her scattered hair. She has a dark complexion. She wears and apron of human hands and a garland of human skulls, and sometimes carries a human head in one hand, freshly severed and dripping with blood, and a long chopper in the other hand. The other two hands are giving blessings and offering protection. Her tongue is protruding, dripping with blood.”

Stephen Knapp, Avatars, Gods and Goddesses Of Vedic Culture



These are presented in book order (i.e., Japanese alphabetical) and not by canonical angelic order, so don’t let that confuse you!

  1. Archangel (No. 002): The warrior order of angels.
  2. Virtue (No. 049): Angels who supervise the heavenly bodies.
  3. Angel (No. 71): The lowest order, and God’s messengers to humans.
  4. Cherub (No. 152): Both forms of those with faces of a man, lion, eagle, and bull and four wings.
  5. Snappy (No. 210): Of a secret order of angels who guard God’s vacation home in the Keys.
  6. Throne (No. 225): Angels sometimes equated with the wheeled Ophanim.
  7. Dominion (No. 270): Angelic lords who rule over lower orders.
  8. Power (No. 324): The divine guard of heaven.
  9. Principality (No. 355): Subordinates of Dominions.

So in Questionable Content, Martens mom and Dad had Black Flag play at their wedding. I don’t know how they did it. I don’t mean I don’t know how they booked them. I mean… I know they can’t play at MY wedding because I’d run the fuck off with Henry Rollins and leave Cotey at the altar. On the bright side, I don’t think Cotey’d even blame me.

anonymous asked:

could you ever see an avengers-type film with all the disney princesses? Like a witch or a warlock summons them all together and they have to like rely on each other to save the kingdom.

Yeah but like let’s do a bigger variety than princesses! Elsa is the leader of the team, making plans and judgment calls and fighting with her ice powers; the prince is placed under a new curse where he can switch back and forth between his Beast and human forms; Hercules is the god figure, bringing superhuman strength and the power of his father, Zeus; Mulan is a warrior with no superhuman powers other than her physical prowess and terrifying sword skills; Belle is the team’s intelligence agent, the Maria Hill of the team, operating from the base; Aladdin and Flynn are a pair of thieves from opposite sides of the world, banding together and using their street smarts; Kuzco probably doesn’t do much really but he brings a lot of sass and funds pretty much everything; Rapunzel uses her hair to heal injuries but also has learned to fight, whipping and lassoing with her hair while also learning to wield a sword as she’s previously wielded a frying pan.

indigo-tie asked:

Do you think Raiden understands nudity? He just thinks 'I cover my body to protect me in fights and to keep me warm' and stuff like that

yeah like, im sure earthrealmers taught him all that what he first came down to earth. but im almost certain liu kang would have probably made him more ashamed of that shit bc idk i need more reasons 4 kung lao to be raidens fave,,, raiden is probably all like w/e abt it and liu kang is like, i mean he doesnt outright say it bc he doesnt wanna disrespect raiden but hes probably like ‘…….??? why do you take our lowly form??? ur a god, humans are awful’ also raiden learns of shame and liu kang just agrees 

lmfao tho ?? johnny probably is like when hes w/ raiden is just like ‘raidude once my clothes are off thats it dude, why would i waste time in putting them on when im just gonna take them right off again,,, also dude why would i wanna cover this shit up, im 100% eye candy’

Demon Lord Dante


Go Nagai

This story truly makes you think. You’ll be doubting this and that and asking all kinds of questions. Do you truly know GOD?

  A Satanic cult, whose leaders are demons in human form, begin to hold a series of Black Masses in hopes of reviving an ancient demon known as Dante with a virgin sacrifice. Ryō Utsugi, a high school student, begins experiencing strange nightmares and premonitions. Soon after, Ryō’s sister,Saori, is kidnapped by these cultists for use in one of their sacrificial ceremonies. Ryō’s premonitions guide him to the ritual and he saves her right before it is disrupted by a group of militant Christians. Believing that Ryō’s new-found powers could ultimately awaken Dante, the cultists orchestrate a chain of events and end up luring Ryō high into the mountains, where he discovers a portal that takes him into the deepest parts of the Himalayas, the heart of Dante’s prison. Using telekinetic powers, Dante uses Ryō to free himself from his ice prison before eating him alive as the cultists use a princess to again perform the black mass used to summon Dante, this time with success. However, due to unexplained reasons, Dante’s consciousness has been taken over by Ryō who, upon seeing his new form, is blinded by rage and rampages through Nagoya. His frenzy ends upon encountering Zenon, an old friend of Dante, who, becoming enslaved by God, was forced to fight and thereby be killed by Dante. 

    Eventually, Ryō encounters the leader of the cultists, who tells him that his birth family was killed in a car accident and his adopted father, who is both a doctor and the leader of a rival cult dedicated to God’s Will, was the one who saved him, revealing Saori to be unrelated by blood. In retaliation to Dante’s release, the followers of God unleash four demon lords, who wreak havoc on the city by draining the life force of its inhabitants, causing train wrecks, and so on, in order to gain Dante’s attention. Ryō also meets the demon Medusa, who assumes the form of a supermodel named Saeko Kodai

   As the story progresses, it is finally revealed that Ryo is actually an incarnation of Dante when he was human. It turned out that Sodom and Gomorrah were a futuristic utopia under the rule of Satan. However, God, an energy-based being came to Earth and demanded to use the people of Sodom as hosts for its power. When Satan and the people refuse to comply, God proceeds to use animals as vessels to destroy Sodom, an action that resulted in many of its occupants turned into their current demonic forms from being exposed to the residual energies. The survivors of Gomorrah, the last actual humans in existence, became the Satanists who allied themselves with the Demons to fight God who took residence in apes and jump-started their evolution into the current human race. Near the end of the conflict that followed, as Satan both sealed himself within another dimension, Dante transferred his human body and soul to Judas Iscariot and Ryo Utsugi respectively to keep fighting after he was sealed. With Ryo finally regaining his memories as Dante while in Sodom and Gomorrah, he teams up with the cultists and plans to finally take vengeance upon God for his sins while releasing Satan. However, God decides to jump start the apocalypse, gathering the pieces of itself within humans to reform, as the humans ultimately destroy themselves, while taking Saori to make her the ultimate weapon under his control to smite all the demons. 

  After Dante/Ryo succeed in destroying the first form which was a large serpent featuring twisted parodies of Adam and Eve, she transforms into an angelic knight with Saori’s body placed in its forehead. She battles Ryo fiercely before managing to break God’s hold over her. But ultimately, along with the demons’ creation, this was all part of God’s design as they were collectively his trump Adam and Eve, their embrace destroying the world and scattering God back into space to find another world to repeat the cycle of conflict among its native lifeforms. The final scene of the showing them holding hands and walking in what seems to be a prehistoric version of the Garden of Eden.

This story is just insane! How could not be furious after reading that ending?

I highly recommend this story.