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Alpha Male

Fucking poachers. 

I really don’t see how they survived a gatling gun at that close of a range but OKAY.

“Exactly! Leave the bowl.”

God I love how dysfunctional the Team becomes in this episode. And like, with good reason too. On the one hand I feel sorry for Kaldur and understand his decision to keep things quiet, but on the other, I also understand why the rest of the Team gets so damn upset with him. Like, from their perspective, he doesn’t trust them enough to tell them, yet it’s also offensive that he even suspects any of them to not trust them to tell them. !

“You almost died!” Can someone please tell me how Supermartian was somehow not obvious to Wally and Artemis? (actually, it’s because the two of them were being in denial about it after Failsafe, just trying to go back to safer crushes than each other because they were scared/unsure/insecure) Yet I still can’t help but ask this question in a humorous way, because it’s just so glaringly obvious. Damn teenagers and their denial XD

BILLY.

Nice to know the mayor of Gotham is a douchebag poacher in his spare time. Ugh.

SPHERE GOT REJECTED. Poor Sphere! Then it’s like she rolls off like FINE THEN I DIDN’T WANT TO GO ON YOUR STUPID MISSION ANYWAY.

No, Robin, actually Captain Marvel is an adorable little precious bby that really really thinks the Team is cool and wants to hang out with you guys and your coolness and lack of stuffy ass adult!League rules! <3

“We don’t need no stinkin’ parameters!”

“I’m not sure your protection or your patronizing is good for out health!” LOOOOL

Call me crazy, Conner, but I don’t think “creating small seismic events” is exactly stealthy. Didn’t you listen to Robin way back in Drop Zone?

I always thought it was pretty gross that you can see the animals skin all split open from their muscles growing larger than the skin. I mean that’s pretty dark when you think about it, and the underside of Wolf’s arms are like that.

Can someone tell me why there are wolves in a jungle in India? Is that an actual thing? Cause most wolves I’ve familiar with aren’t in jungles. I guess maybe the Brain could have brought them there from somewhere else? 

“These are some pretty pro-active scavengers!” Even when they’re about to be pecked to death by giant ‘roided out vultures he’s being a nerd. <3

Oh my god it still freaks me the fuck out when that alligator starts death rolling Artemis! Like holy shit, it’s a good thing it only grabbed her by the quiver or she would have been losing a limb or some shit, cause like, I’m pretty sure you can’t pry their mouths open or anything once they start doing that. Also, second time she’s almost drowning on a mission, hehe!

I would have fucking puked after being spun around like that, LOL

“Okay, nearly drowning two nights in a row, is way less fun than it sounds.”

CANNONBALL WALLY! That is a seriously sweet move. I love Wally’s fighting style of just kind of using his body like a battering ram.

“Because Batman is… Batman.” Well, he’s not wrong. XD

“Hey, speed of Mercury.” KALDUR SASS.

Okay, I have to quote the Team being ridiculous because I love the extreme, off-the-charts amounts of SASS.

Megan: Link established.

Artemis: Should he really be giving us orders, and should you really be following them?

Kaldur: Listen, please.

Wally: Oh good, Aqualad’s voice in my head, I’ve so missed that.

Dick: Hey Kaldur, KF and I were attacked by giant vultures! Course since we’re moles, you probably think we attacked ourselves.

Artemis: If he did, he wouldn’t tell you.

Megan: Superboy are you online or just pouting?

Conner: Busy. Call back later.

Wally: What gets me is how nonchalant he is about not telling us.

Dick: He should be chalant, way chalant, extremely chalant!

Artemis: How can we be a team if he doesn’t trust us with his secrets.

Megan: Or Conner doesn’t trust us to take care of ourselves.

Wally: Did he really think you or I could have been the mole? 

Dick: We’ve known each other for years!

Artemis: Trust is a two way street!

Megan: And you know they’d hate it if we kept secrets from them!

Artemis: Not that we’d do that.

Megan: Never.

Oh man, Artemis, Megs… they’ve both got secrets that they’re keepiiiiinnnnggggg. *hugs them to bosom*

And then Kaldur is like THAT’S IT BITCHES, I’M PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN, NO MORE MISTER NICE FISH BOY.

Aw yeah, dat Team work! ^.^

“Get your paws off her you darn dirty ape!” Goddamnit Wally LOL

“It’s the Brain!” “Uh, I can see it’s a brain.” “No, not a brain, the Brain!” 

Look at Wally and Artemis walking together to join the rest of the Team. Just what were they off doing?

“What are you grinning about?” “One word: souvenir!”

Artemis just isn’t living if she isn’t bursting Wally’s bubble LMAO

“First the sphere, and now this beast? Dude, you sure make a habit of collecting strays!”

Wally and Artemis walked into the Bioship together. I’m sorry I just like the small things, they really do hang near each other and walk near each other a lot if you pay attention.

CAPTAIN FANBOY.

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Since you’ll eventually become witches, you should be called magical girls.

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Cas making himself at home in the bunker

Cas coming home