Sarumi AU

AU: imagine the homra boys setting misaki up on a date with some random girl and misaki is freaking out because well, boobs and when they’re at the restaurant, misaki excuses himself to go to the bathroom, because he’s become a sputtering mess, again because boobs, only to run into saru and he begs him to steal his date because “You look hot as fuck - she’ll definitely like you more.”

Saru has no idea who this random stranger is and he’s all flustered and annoyed but hey if this gets him out of his crazy superior’s birthday party held in the same establishment then why not?

So after some bickering in the bathroom in which saru finds out that misaki is in fact not into girls and decides yup he wants this guy, not his date but e grudgingly accepts to help. they go back to misaki’s table only to find out the girl is leaving because there has been an emergency at home (totally not bailing cuz her date was super weird nopes).

Since Saru is a little shit, he smirks and goes “aww and I was promised a date by Misaki~I got my hopes up for free food and look what happened.”

Since their food was already ordered and paid for and obviously because Misaki ofc has no idea what Fushimi is planning:

“well you can always eat with me.”

“So it’s a date then!”

“Yea-what no! wtf!” And that is the story of how misaki found a boyfriend in the bathroom.

Homeland eyes special declaration to take charge of elections
Even before the FBI identified new cyber attacks on two separate state election boards, the Department of Homeland Security began considering declaring the election a critical infrastructure, giving it the same control over security it has over Wall Street and and the electric power grid. The latest admissions of attacks could speed up that effort possibly including the upcoming presidential election, according to officials. We should carefully consider whether our election system, our election process, is critical infrastructure like the financial sector, like the power grid, Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson said. There's a vital national interest in our election process, so I do think we need to consider whether it should be considered by my department and others critical infrastructure, he said at media conference earlier this month hosted by the Christian Science Monitor.

deathlyacupuncture  asked:

Killua, I love you but shut the hell up we're trying to sleep. Your 80 boyfriends can wait. We're going to Peter Piper Pizza tomorrow goddamn.

“Shut up and go away!!” His voice reached a pitch never heard before as crystal blue eyes glared at his older brother. “I’m on the phone, Aniki! Get out of my room, oh my god! Rolling with his eyes he proceeded to shut the annoying disturbance out, focusing on his phone call. “Sorry, babe, it’s my annoying brother. No, the older one.”

After taking a second to listen to the voice he burst out laughing, grinning from ear to ear. “Yeah, he totally is going to get fat from all of that pizza tomorrow.”


Requested by anonymous

You let out a loud sob as the man dropped to the floor with a loud thud, blood spurting out of his stomach. Your shaky hand flew to your mouth as you looked at Jason with wide eyes, never having actually seen him in action before.

“Oh my God.” you whispered, your eyes flitting to the blood on Jason’s knife and then flitting back to the lifeless body on the floor. 

Jason could tell that you were panicking the moment that you tried to gasp for breath and he dropped the knife, immediately going over to where you were stood.

“I know that this is all new to you, but he was sent to kill us, (Y/N). I couldn’t let that happen.” he explained, but you refused to meet his eyes. 

“Are you just gonna do that to every person who stands in our way? What if something happens and they manage to kill you? I’m not a killer, Jason. I don’t know the first thing about protecting myself.”

“Hey, hey, look at me,” when you didn’t bother to look up at him, he cupped your cheeks in his hands and slowly lifted your head up, your tear-filled eyes finally meeting his. “I’m not going anywhere, okay? They’re not going to kill me, (Y/N), I can promise you that. I’m going to be there with you every step of the way.”

When you didn’t reply, Jason knew that something was still wrong. He knew that your hands were still shaking and a few of your tears had managed to escape and were now making their way down your cheeks.

“Do you trust me?” he questioned, his voice softer than usual as his eyes searched yours. You knew that he cared about you and you knew that he would even risk his life for you — but did you trust him?

“I trust you.” you answered and you saw a hint of a smile on his lips as he pulled you into a hug, pressing a faint kiss to your forehead and giving you a slight bit of comfort.

(An old crumpled letter sits on the workbench of the Hunter’s Dream, the date indicating it was hastily written fifty years ago):

“That man looks like my hunting partner, he sounds like my hunting partner, bears the same scars. But that man is not my old friend, he simply cannot be. I saw Darnell die five years ago, held his cold lifeless body in my arms for hours and felt his blood soak into my skin. He is dead, gone. This man is cares nothing for his fellow hunters, seems to appear and disappear at will without a sound, flaunts his knowledge of our darkest most intimate secrets. And his eyes, oh gods those eyes. I can feel them probing my mind even when he’s nowhere nearby, rooting through my thoughts and taking whatever it is he wants.

Beware the hunter armed with a pick of the church, whose eyes glow red in the dimmest of light. Beware the ghost that shouldn’t be, that shouldn’t walk in either world. Beware the Red Hunter.”

[🇸🇹🇦🇳🇩 🇲🇦🇸🇹🇪🇷] 🇷🇭🇾🇸
[🇸🇹🇦🇳🇩 🇳🇦🇲🇪] 🇬🇭🇴🇸🇹 🇮🇳 🇹🇭🇪 🇲🇦🇨🇭🇮🇳🇪

Is there like a fandom equivalent of a home wrecker?  Cause I’m 90% sure that’s me now.

I still can’t get over the one big flaw in God Eye’s translation..

This is what the original Japanese version says:

And this is what the English translation says:

This can be explained, though.  夜 is the kanji for night,  神 the kanji for god and  月 the kanji for moon.
But in this context, it hardly makes any sense. Why would he say “night god moon” after remembering Light?

That’s because those kanji together “ 夜神 月” mean Yagami Raito, or Light Yagami.

So actually it should be this:

Which also makes more sense.

I just thought I’d point it out, because it might be confusing and it has been bothering me for quite a while now.