bangtan pokemon au! 


other beautiful carrot-related things of note from the new chapter: 

her winding up to pelt randolph in the head with a rock like a freakin professional baseball pitcher

her yelling bloody murder as she kicks over the cauldron just bc why not

her taking the time to save the frog version of herself even though it’s just a frog

after all this, her just popping up perfectly happy and springy without a care in the world as if she didn’t just fodderize like 10 people

carrot is the best

okay. okay i can’t just start this and not talk about my expectations from tv!lyra
i usually try not to have expectations of any kind (see my approach to doctor who) but it’s impossible when it comes to my all time favorite female character
so, @bbc - 

  • give me a lyra who’s wild
  • give me a lyra who’s got torn, worn hand me down clothes and dirty knees and bruises and scratches all over
  • give me a lyra with twigs in her hair and stars in her eyes
  • give me a rude lyra, a lyra who yells, a lyra who doesn’t (and frankly, can’t) hide her emotions
  • give me a leader lyra, give me a decisive and arrogant lyra
  • give me a lyra who lies without hesitation, who lies like she’s been doing it all her life because she has, give me a deceiving and cunning 11 year old child
  • give me a lyra who’s still CHILDISH as hell, who looks up to the adults she admires like they’re magic, who bluntly acts like she can blend into societies she admires with varying degrees of success (mrs. coulter’s lifestyle, the gyptians, bolvanger - depends on how hard she’s trying to lie and whether she’s just trying to have fun or actually lying for her life)
  • give me lyra’s and pan relationship - something deeper than anything else
  • yet give me a lyra who seems so different from her daemon - from responsible, planner, voice of reason pan who always has to look out for her
  • YET give me lyra and pan who are children and play together and laugh together and act as the one whole being that they are
  • give me the lyra who drove jordan scholars mad
  • give me lyra who lad gangs of street urchins into wars
  • give me lyra who earned the respect and admiration of iorek byrnison, lee scoresby and serafina pekkala (two of which are monarchs)
  • give me lyra goddamn silvertongue

I love waking up on Valentine’s Day and finding out that 

my supreme forever boy Robert Downey Jr. is set to star in a NON-MARVEL/NON-FRANCHISE film to be directed by Richard Linklater – 

whose last five films average a 91.2% on Rotten Tomatoes (and who also directed arguably my favorite Downey film, A Scanner Darkly).

I love this.

I’ve waited so long I’m almost crying.

What a wonderful way to start my day.