god' quiz

Every single "Which Greek god are you" Quiz
  • "How would you describe yourself?"
  • 1. I like lightning pew pew
  • 2. I love to swim and drink water
  • 3. Death I am the shadows of the night
  • 4. I like archery and the sun
  • 5. I like archery and the moon
  • 6. I am very wise and enjoy weapons
  • 7. VIOLENCE BLOOD WAR YEAHHH
  • 8. I like wheat and plants
  • 9. I like to boss people around
  • 10. Looooveee! Love love loooovveeee!
  • 11. I like fire and building stuff
  • 12. I'm an alcoholic

anonymous asked:

HELLOOO! ❤️❤️Without doing any test, what would you think are the signs of each god claiming you? For example: if you get straight A's, you might be athenas child or if you do music, you might be apollos child or if you feel the need to buy adidas hermes, you might be hermes child lol

Hi :) Well… I made the test because literally every other quiz out there had very stereotypical answers like DO YOU LIKE ARCHITECTURE???? OR FLYING? OR SWIMMING? Buuuuuut if we’re gonna do a High School stereotype of each god/cabin, let’s make it a proper one shall we (rubs hands)

Zeus: Class President, volunteering, leader of group projects, head of debate club and MUN, does AP Gov and Politics, thinks theyre the most popular kid, headstrong

Poseidon: yachting, canoeing, is super chill and funny, actually the most popular kid cuz Zeus kids are too domineering, swim team, equestrians, loyal, creative. always wants to help, resting bitch face

Hera: Homecoming Queen, yearbook committee, always wants everyone to do their best and look good, constantly sidelined but actually really smart, manipulative, perfectionist

Demeter: BAKE SALES AND FOOD FAIRS, vegetarian, biology and botany is their best subject, wears earth tones, florals, pastels etc. actually wore a flower crown once unironically, motherly and bossy

Ares: signs up for eVERY SPORT, huge jock kids, hit puberty too early, sports scholarships, patriotic, family of vets and soldiers, (probably your bullies), also probably beats up your bullies, loud and commanding

Athena: Vice President, actually does all of Zeus kid’s work, valedictorian, straight As, Ivy League schools, arrogant, never pays attention in class or takes notes, but somehow remembers everything

Apollo: Theater star, wears a fedora and brings a ukelele to school, sweet-talker, school radio/emcee, teacher’s favorite, was the only kid who loved Advanced English Literature, underestimated, probably covered in paint

Artemis: Nature Photography, always on the field trip committee, combat boots and flannels, edgy haircuts, only one who can put the jocks in their place, Girl Scouts, sprinters

Hephaestus: Future engineers, tech whizzes, special effects, lights and AV club, creative and precise, shone during science fairs and carpentry, down-to-earth and funny, hide their feelings behind a mask

Aphrodite: Cheerleaders, popular girls, valentines day committee, empathetic, the kids who would listen to your problems, natural artists, latest trends, instagram and snapchat, EQ is off the charts, all-rounders, never taken seriously

Hermes: sneaker enthusiast, entrepreneurs, best Emcees and hosts, class clowns, easily the most liked, detentions, 100m dash, social media freaks, up to date on current affairs, too cool for school to join the MUN, Business Management, troublemakers

Dionysus: that one stoner kid who went through all of hs high but never got caught, video game geek, throws the best parties, loves Halloween, open-minded, spontaneous, sassy as hell, unpredictable

Hades: went through a emo/goth phase, loved rock/punk music, dressed in jewel tones and blacks, actually super nice and cool to hang with, insecure but strong as hell, nobody messes with them, volunteers for projects others wont, smart and resourceful, always wears that one piece of jewelry every day no matter what

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Quiz no Prince Sama: STARISH [end] / Batsu Game (1|2|3|4|5|6|7|8)

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So for the pressure points on the feet each member seemed to have some “unhealthy” or “bad” parts:

  • Maenu: eyes, liver, stomach (says he has a weak stomach)
  • Tattsun: liver, eyes, his attitude???, stomach (said he got stomach ulcers before)
  • Morikubo: eyes, shoulders, back, lymph nodes, poor blood circulation to fingers and feet, organs
  • Shoutan: his head (he said it himself that he isn’t the smartest, we still love you Shoutan~~~), lymph nodes
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Uta no Prince Sama: Maji Love Legend Star Vol. 6

Quiz no Prince Sama: STARISH (1|2|3|4|5|6|7|8)

Ruling Planet Deity Archetype
  • SUN: THE CREATOR
  • He is a golden Sun god, handsome and strong, with a youthful face and body. He is often depicted with a shining smile as an expression of his warmth and boyish optimism. The Creator is a god of creativity and the ego, associated with the forge, the arts, and sculpture. He is also an embodiment of male fertility and fatherhood, and patron to young children, of which he is very much alike. At his worst, he is egotistical, selfish, self-centered, and arrogant, demanding what is not given to him. He is a god that thrives on love, praise, and attention, and in turn is endlessly generous, proud, and kind to children, artists, and those seek him out.
  • SUNFLOWERS | ALOE VERA | SEEDS | HONEY | FORGE, FIRE | JAGUAR | SPIDER | PARROT
  • MOON: THE CHILD
  • She is a silver Moon goddess, small and fragile. But what she lacks in size and light, she makes up for in emotional strength. She is the daughter of the Mother, and clings to her gravitational pull like a dependant child. The Child governs the tides, the oceans, and all bodies of water, pulling them back and forth toward her whenever she rises into the sky. At her worst, the goddess is needy, clingy, moody, temperamental, and childishly irrational. She needs comfort and security in order to settle her highly reactive moods. But in return, she gives us intuition, compassion, empathy, and all the emotions we feel.
  • WHITE LILIES | IVY | WATER | ALL WATER-DWELLING CREATURES | BLACK CLOAK
  • MERCURY: THE SCHOLAR
  • He is a fat, soft looking young man in a modest cloak. He is most often depicted over a book or a scroll, writing or reading, to show he is a god of knowledge, communication, and intellect. But in myths, he is usually at the center of conversation, debate, or discussion, either teaching in a classroom or in a crowd of his peers. He is a patron of rational thinkers, philosophers, scientists, and anybody else engrossed in their studies. His dark side is his intellectual egotism, short attention span, and tendency to stir the pot out of boredom. But he is a god of intelligence, memory, and language, and gives mental gifts to those who worship him.
  • BOOKS, SCROLLS | QUILLS, INK | SMALL BIRDS | MONKEY | IGUANA | SAGE | PIPE
  • VENUS: THE MAIDEN
  • She is a beautiful goddess, much adored and sought after by the suitors who covet her. The Maiden is depicted as a young, lusty woman with long hair and pouting lips. A goddess of love, beauty, sex, and true femininity, she is sensual and seductive, with a want for beautiful mortals and all the finer things in life. Her darker side comes out when she isn’t desired, where she becomes vain, possessive, jealous, fat, and lazy. But when she is secure in the knowledge that she is loved, she is pure and lovely; polite, cooperative, diplomatic, sensitive, and open to compromise.
  • FLOWERS | MIRRORS | LACE, SILK, SATIN, CASHMERE | DEER | FOX | HARE
  • MARS: THE WARRIOR
  • He is the torrid god of war, violence, and bloodshed, often depicted in battle as a heavily muscled man with rough skin and a thick beard. The Warrior fights first and foremost for his own personal gain, be it to win an item of his desire, attain some goal, or extinguish some enemy. At times his efforts are noble, heroic, justified in their brutality. But at other times, he rapes, pillages, and slaughters scores of innocent victims. He gives strength, conviction, bravery, independence, and determination to those who worship him, chiefly to soldiers, assassins, and hunters on the prowl.
  • WEAPONS | ARMOUR | BLOOD | DOG | HORNED ANIMALS | ROOSTER | NETTLE | YARROW
  • CERES: THE MOTHER
  • She is the green Earth mother, goddess of female fertility, motherhood, pregnancy, family, food, home, and caregiving. She is depicted as a pregnant woman with wide hips and large, swollen breasts. All living things are her children, whom she loves and takes care of their whole lives long. But in this respect, her dark side is that she loses all rational sense when something threatens her child, and cries when they grow the nest and try to leave her. At her worst, she is coddling and manipulative, prone to guilt-tripping and cries of loneliness. At her best, she is protective, strong, soft, warm, and kind.
  • WOMB | MILK | NEST | EGGS | HOME | HEARTH | CORN, RICE, WHEAT | LIVESTOCK
  • JUPITER: THE JESTER
  • He is a nubile man who calls himself a fool, a comedian, a trickster, and a seducer. He sees and speaks the truth nobody else wants to hear through jokes and sarcasm and wit. His charm is in his frankness. He can say things nobody else can, and get away with it, because he can make the gods laugh at their own folly. The Jester is drawn center-stage and to parties, feasts, weddings, and theatre, where he parades his antics on stage to the amusement of the crowd. He is a patron of actors, musicians, travellers, and entertainers from all walks of life, worshipped to rid themselves of homesickness, stage fright, and pre-show jitters.
  • DRAMA | MUSIC | CARAVAN | MASKS, COSTUMES | COYOTE | GREY JAY | RACCOON
  • SATURN: THE CRONE
  • She is an old woman, close to the end of her life, draped in grey hair and sagging skin, criss-crossed with bulging veins and knobby joints. She is the grandmotherly patron of wisdom withered from experience; of the harvest; of elders passing down knowledge onto the younger mortals below. She teaches responsibility, preparing for the future, focus, and sensible choices. To some she is boring, ugly, restrictive, a harbinger of a slow death and the horrors of old age. But she is respected as the one who taught mankind how to harvest and preserve food, allowing them to survive in hard times.
  • SICKLE | SALMON | MAMMOTH, MASTODON | WHALE | ROOTS | OLD TREES | BONES
  • CHIRON: THE HEALER
  • The Healer is an elderly man, scrawny, with a short beard and a body covered in scars and bandages. He is said to be very kind, caring, and gentle, with delicate hands dedicated to his mortar and pestle. He is the grandfatherly patron of the healing arts, of medicine, tinctures, herbology, and surgery. It is said he hears more prayers than any other god, of desperate voices wishing for good health and to overcome what horrors they’ve fallen to. At his worst, he is useless, an embodiment of false hope in desperate times. At his best, he is a miracle worker, able to pull mortals back from the void.
  • MORTAR AND PESTLE | ST. JOHN’S WORT | WEREWOLF ROOT | BETONICA | ACHILLEA
  • URANUS: THE USURPER
  • His face is hidden, so we do not know if he is a young man, or an old one. What we know is that he is a disruptive, anarchic, rebellious man, set out to overthrow those in power and free the people from tyrannical leaders. Revolutionaries pray to the Usurper more than any other group, for he is the embodiment of their cause, no matter what it is. At his worst, he is a god of madness, chaos, mayhem, and destruction. He is both feared and hated for the disruptive changes he brings upon society. At his best, he is a symbol for freedom from slavery and subjugation, of revolution, and a leader for anyone who feels abandoned or alone.
  • SWARMS | POISON, VENOM | WOLF | STORMS | DISEASE, MADNESS
  • NEPTUNE: THE MYSTIC
  • She commands the veil that separates this world from the next. When we are born it is she who pulls out a droplet (a soul) from the sea of creation. When we die, she is there, easing our soul back into the waters of the afterlife, where we dissipate and become one with one other. She is a goddess of birth and death and rebirth, of magic, sleep, dreams, drugs and alcohol, and spirituality. Associated with death, she is frightening, foreboding, morbid, and macabre. But associated with birth, she is joyful, exciting, and a welcome sight.
  • POPPIES | PEYOTE | MUSHROOMS | VEILS | BUTTERFLY | FROG
  • PLUTO: THE MONARCH
  • She is a queen, a patron of royalty, money, precious metals and jewels, and seats of power. She represents those who reign safely from the throne rooms in castles in state capitals. To many she is an abusive, tyrannical, exploitive Monarch who exacts war and violence upon those under her control. But to others, she is a dedicated and faithful ruler who serves her people loyally. She and the Usurper are forever battling against one another, with him trying to overthrow her, and her trying to stay in power, the two of them locked in an immortal, unwinnable battle for all time.
  • CROWN | JEWELS | COINS | THRONE | LION | BEAR | EAGLE | ROSE

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