“I’m not mean, but” = “I’m mean.”
(also, “Why do all my meals taste like someone has sneezed on them?”)
- with many thanks to Ashles3000 over on Twitter for this one!
The Metro I'm not mean But Ahhhh That wonderful but Oh my god Look at her but I'm not mean but here I am going on to make a point that sure as hell makes me sound mean Resentful Tipping Expected to pay a tip Paid for my food Well the tip isn't for the food is it? The tip is an optional gratuity for good service For the people who brought you your dinner You know The ones who literally wait on you hand and foot for the entire time you are there Probably earning not much more than minimum wage For them Not for the food The bill is for the food Cheeky Rude Customers Pay the waiter's wages Well you do that anyway Because the money you pay FOR THE FOOD keeps the restaurant running which means they pay the waiters Why do all my meals taste like sneezes? Twitter Contribution