god you're so pretty i could cry

Some guy was hitting on me at a restaurant
  • Him: so how old are you?
  • Me: 18, why?
  • Him: you're very pretty
  • Dad: man.. You're barking up the wrong tree, she's gay.
  • Him: no she's not
  • Dad: I told all my girls when they were little they could only date girls and she was the only one that listened. Have a nice day.
SVT as things I've heard ppl in my high school say
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>S. Coups:</b> All of you are children, okay? I am a father taking care of you whiny little bit-I'm sorry. Oh my God don't cry, I-I didn't mean it.<p/><b>Jeonghan:</b> What is so wrong about a dude having long hair? Fight me lets go! Right now! <p/><b>Joshua:</b> If I could smack you with this guitar right now I would. But I need to graduate with a clean record...so you're lucky bitch.<p/><b>Jun:</b> Its hard when you're this pretty, like everyone just loves you...it's scary.<p/><b>Hoshi:</b> Ima dance all over your ass if you don't start walking faster. I AM GOING TO BE LATE.<p/><b>Wonwoo:</b> I'm pretty relatable like if you had to describe me in one word the word would be 'Tumblr'.<p/><b>Woozi:</b> Holy shiet I just want to leave this school.<p/><b>DK:</b> I am thick? Girls like thick guys right?!<p/><b>Mingyu:</b> When is lunch? They change the fucking schedule every single year. If this bell doesn't ring ima'bout to ask everyone in this room for food.<p/><b>The 8:</b> Can you stop? Like you're just-no.<p/><b>Seungkwan:</b> I can sing higher than Mariah Carey bitch. What can you do?<p/><b>Vernon:</b> Can I just get up and leave? The school is so disorganized anyways. They wont know I left.<p/><b>Dino:</b> Chill man...I wish I had broads in Atlanta.<p/></p><p/></p><p/><b></b><p/><b></b> My school literally has no chill, especially since it has a self directed program😂😂😂 lmao but most of the time its pretty lit but some ppl just lose their minds and say stuff like this.<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
Blank Space, Clexa Version
  • Clarke: [can't find lexa in partying drunk war camp] *this requires drastic measures, gotta risk it*
  • Clarke: [cups hands as megaphone] SAW YOU THERE AND I THOUGHT, OH MY GOD -
  • Lexa: [sings back from a distance] LOOK AT THAT FACE, YOU CAME DOWN FROM OUTER SPACE
  • Clarke: *phew, only one line* [looks to general area] there she -
  • Lexa: [sings as getting closer] LOVE'S A WEAKNESS, BUT I'LL PLAY - AY
  • Clarke: oh no
  • Lexa: NEW ALLIANCE, GUN AND KNIFE
  • I CAN READ YOU LIKE WAR STRATEGY
  • AIN'T IT FUNNY WORLD'S COLLIDE
  • AND I KNOW YOU HEARD ABOUT ME
  • SO HEY, LET'S BE FRIENDS
  • I'M DYING TO SEE, HOW THIS WAR ENDS
  • GRAB YOUR CROWN, AND MY HAND
  • WE COULD MAKE THE MOUNTAIN FALL BY THE WEEKEND
  • Clarke: okay you're improving...
  • Lexa: SO IT'S GONNA BE FOREVER
  • OR THE WORLD'S GOING DOWN IN FLAMES
  • LET'S NEVER BE OVER
  • THE END WOULD BE TOO MUCH PAIN
  • GOT A SHORT LIST OF DEAD LOVERS
  • Clark: [mutters] okay, that's a bit insensitive but -
  • Lexa: BUT YOU AREN'T THE SAME
  • Clarke: aw
  • Lexa: CAUSE YOU KNOW I LOVE YOUR SPIRIT
  • AND YOU LOVE THE CLAIM
  • CAUSE WE'RE YOUNG AND THIS IS WEAKNESS
  • WE'LL TAKE THIS WAY TOO FAR
  • IT'LL LEAVE YOU BREATHLESS
  • BEING WITH HEDA
  • Clarke: cocky, much?
  • Lexa: SHORT LIST OF DEAD LOVERS
  • BUT YOU AREN'T THE SAME
  • CAUSE I GOT A BLANK SPACE BABY
  • AND I'LL WRITE YOUR NAME
  • Clarke: okay, you're clearly drunk, and this is sweet and all -
  • Lexa: CHERRY LIPS, CRYSTAL SKIES
  • I COULD SHOW YOU INCREDIBLE THINGS [winks]
  • STOLEN KISSES, PRETTY LIES
  • YOU'RE THE PRISA BABY I'M YOUR QUEEN
  • FIND OUT WHAT YOU WANT
  • BE THAT GIRL FOR FOREVER LONG
  • BUT THE WAR IS YET TO COME - OME
  • OH NO
  • SCREAMING, CRYING, PERFECT STORMS
  • YOU COULD MAKE ALL THE TABLES TURN
  • ACID GAS, BLOW THE HORNS
  • KEEP YOU WORRYING LIKE
  • Clarke: oh my god...
  • Lexa: [smiles] CAN'T YOU TRUST ME? I GET DRUNK ON CONSPIRACY
  • BUT YOU COME BACK EACH TIME YOU LEAVE
  • CAUSE DARLING MAYBE LIFE'S MORE THAN JUST SURVIVING
  • Clarke: mm the original line might have worked bet -
  • Lexa: SO IT'S GONNA BE FOREVER
  • OR THE WORLD'S GOING DOWN IN FLAMES
  • LET'S NEVER BE OVER
  • THE END WOULD BE TOO MUCH PAIN
  • GOT A SHORT LIST OF DEAD LOVERS
  • BUT YOU AREN'T THE SAME
  • CAUSE I LOVE YOUR SPIRIT
  • AND YOU LOVE THE CLAIM
  • CAUSE WE'RE YOUNG AND THIS IS WEAKNESS
  • WE'LL TAKE THIS WAY TOO FAR
  • IT'LL LEAVE YOU BREATHLESS
  • BEING WITH HEDA
  • SHORT LIST OF DEAD LOVERS
  • BUT YOU AREN'T THE SAME
  • CAUSE I GOT A BLANK SPACE BABY
  • AND I'LL WRITE YOUR NAME
  • Clarke: finally, the bridge...
  • Lexa: WAR IS ONLY WAR IF IT'S TORTURE
  • DON'T SAY I DIDN'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YA
  • WAR IS ONLY WAR IF IT'S TORTURE
  • DON'T SAY I DIDN'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YA
  • Clarke: okay only you could work a lesson into this.
  • Lexa: SO IT'S GONNA BE FOREVER
  • OR THE WORLD'S GOING DOWN IN FLAMES
  • LET'S NEVER BE OVER
  • THE END WOULD BE TOO MUCH PAIN
  • GOT A SHORT LIST OF DEAD LOVERS
  • BUT YOU AREN'T THE SAME
  • CAUSE I LOVE YOUR SPIRIT
  • AND YOU LOVE THE CLAIM
  • CAUSE WE'RE YOUNG AND THIS IS WEAKNESS
  • WE'LL TAKE THIS WAY TOO FAR
  • IT'LL LEAVE YOU BREATHLESS
  • BEING WITH HEDA
  • SHORT LIST OF DEAD LOVERS
  • BUT YOU AREN'T THE SAME
  • CAUSE I GOT A BLANK SPACE BABY
  • AND AI HOD YU IN
  • Clarke: ... I should have known not to bring Taylor Swift music into this.
  • Lexa: [just smiles with heart-eyes]
  • Clarke: I'm letting this go only because you said i love you at the end, you dork.
Ask Meme - F•R•I•E•N•D•S version #2
  • "Yeah? Well you don't know about Hugsy, my bedtime penguin pal."
  • "Watch. Learn. And don't eat my cookie."
  • "I'm really looking forward to you and I having sexual intercourse."
  • "You know, if I had 5,000 dollars, I'd join a gym. You know, build up my upper body strength, then hit him from behind with a big stick."
  • "Did you ever run so fast you thought your legs were going to fall off? You know, like when you were running towards the swings, or running away from Satan."
  • "Let's get something out in the open. You're hot. I'm loveable. Obviously there's a connection between us."
  • "What is with everybody? It's Thanksgiving not...Truth Day!"
  • "What's not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Beef? Good."
  • "That's a lot of information to get in thirty seconds."
  • "I am not blah! I am a hoot!"
  • "I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!"
  • "Should I use my invisibility for good or for evil?"
  • "When you put a 'd' on the end of fine, you're not fine."
  • "Are you saying that you don't wanna get. with. this.?"
  • "Yeah... I don't think you should say that even when you're healthy..."
  • "We got some vapor rub in some places..."
  • "Aw, that makes me feel so warm in my hollow tin chest."
  • "You realize what you are, don't you?...You're his bitch."
  • "I'm gonna go over there and kick his ass! ... Will you help me?"
  • "It was working until you showed up, you big tree."
  • "You gotta let me nap! I'm gonna get cranky."
  • "Clearly I did not start drinking enough at the start of the meal."
  • "Does anybody know me?!"
  • "Not that big a deal? There...there was touching of things."
  • "I'm not yelling at you. I'm just yelling near you."
  • "Oh my God, I'm my father. I've been trying so hard not to be my mother I didn't see this coming."
  • "He's so pretty I wanna cry."
  • "I could just spread him on a cracker."
  • "You can balloon up or you can shrink down, and I will still love you."
  • "They're needy. They're jumpy. And you can't tell what they're thinking and that scares me a little bit."
  • "What was I thinking at dinner? 'Do you want soup or salad?' Both. Always order both!"
  • "Okay, for the last time. It's not named after each individual man."
  • "This is not like learning to ride a horse. This is like learning to...grow a turtleneck!"