god you're so cute i can't

dad and i watch captain america: the winter soldier
  • dad: oh god it's starting shut up i've been waiting for this for months
  • (movie starts)
  • dad: THESE ARE THE BICEPS OF FREEDOM
  • dad: i don't know what's happening but the french guy fighting cap looks like french macklemore
  • me: how do you even know who macklemore is?
  • dad: i'm hip. i'm cool
  • me: don't you do it
  • dad: i'm gonna pop some tags, only got 20 baguettes in my pocket
  • (five minutes later)
  • dad: is that the Falcon? that's totally the Falcon
  • me: how do you know?
  • dad: i used to read the comic books trust me on this i'm an expert. his superpower was that he could talk to birds
  • me: birds?
  • dad: i mean in hindsight it probably wasn't the most useful thing ever
  • dad: if this winter soldier is supposedly a ghost in the machine that nobody's ever seen, and nobody will ever catch, you would think showing up in broad daylight and blowing up cars would not be his modus operandi
  • dad: how the heck did he laser through concrete??
  • me: idk dad it's nick fury he can probably do whatever he wants
  • dad: i'm sorry attractive nurse who just so happens to live next door, my heart belongs to a seventy year russian dude with a bionic arm
  • me: what
  • dad:
  • dad: nick fury isn't dead. justice never dies. he probably has a billion clones in some top secret storage facility, just waiting for their organ harvest.
  • me: ew dad gross no
  • dad: i really relate to that apple store employee
  • me: we all do dad
  • dad: oh that's that guy from the first movie! i remember him! he was my favorite, his eyes were so blue, and he loved steve so much. i wanted them to get together
  • me: dad good god
  • dad: he was a little less marilyn manson at that point though
  • dad: not that guyliner isn't a good look for this guy
  • dad: when a deadly russian assassin wears eyeliner, it's 'he's so dreamy' and 'wow what a badass'
  • dad: but when i do it it's 'you're too old' and 'bald guys can't pull off make-up'
  • me: dad it was halloween and it was one time you need to let this go
  • dad: so bucky barnes, aka cute cocky guy who died in the first movie, aka steve roger's best friend/boyfriend, is a top secret super scary brainwashed hydra agent?
  • me: mmm-hm
  • dad: called it
  • dad: do you think single handedly destroying jets is just a common, everyday thing for cap? punch a few tanks, feed a few pigeons, take out a plane, help old ladies cross the street...
  • dad: captain america is like your grandad minus the booze and the cussing
  • dad: in all honesty that was a little anti-climactic
  • dad: i was 100% sure nick fury was gonna descend majestically from the heavens, 'All I do is Win' blaring in the background, and single-handedly save everyone's ass
  • dad: scarjo and chris evans are two of the most beautiful people in the world and they are both in this movie and i don't know how to feel about it i have butterflies in my stomach i'm a schoolboy again
  • me: you know on second thought we should have brought mom
  • dad: where's hawkeye? where's bruce? where's tony? where's thor? WHERE ARE ALL THE OTHER AVENGERS AS THE ENTIRETY OF SHIELD IS COMPROMISED AND NICK FURY DIES
  • me: maybe they figured steve could handle it
  • dad: maybe they're all lazy assholes
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cute bare faced jiyongie all bundled up (๑>◡<๑)

What I think of when listening to the Heathers soundtrack
  • Beautiful: School sucks...nope never mind!!!
  • Candy Store: Bow down or get out Bitch!!!
  • Fight for me: Damn boy!!! You single???
  • Freeze Your Brain: Don't kill yourself, have a slushie instead!!
  • Big Fun: Parents are gone let's get wasted!! Wooo!!!
  • Dead Girl Walking: I'm pissed, horny, hot and you're cute! Let's do this!!!
  • The Me inside of Me: Ok, Bitch is dead... let's make her into a martyr!!(Aka Miss Fleming gets too self involved and helps them get away with murder.)
  • Blue: I'm soooo horny!! NO!!!
  • Our Love is God: I am God! We are god! We will kill them all!!! *V freaking out*
  • My Dead Gay Son: My son is dead, gay (shush), and so am I!!!
  • Seventeen: Please can't we just be normal, no more killing. Just you and me.
  • Shine a Light: Kids are dying, this is great for my career!!!
  • Life Boat: I'm a jerk, but there is more to me than that.
  • Shine a Light Reprise: Heather vs. Heather
  • Kindergarten Boyfriend: I had hope once, now it's gone.
  • Yo Girl: Run Veronica Run.
  • Meant to be Yours: Come on Veronica, we are meant to be! I just want to blow up the school!!! It's no big deal.
  • Dead Girl Walking Reprise: Ok, that's it!! I'm done with your BS.
  • I am Damaged: I'm too messed up! Wait no you're not!!! *boom*
  • Seventeen Reprise: I know everything has gone to hell, but let's try and be normal.

oh-no-it-all-went-wrong  asked:

tbh i feel like Zen would be on his bike with a leather jacket n stuff, just generally lookin real cool, and would be like "babe aren't you glad you're with such a gorgeous bad boy" *sparkle sparkle* and MC just kisses him on the cheek like "of course I am bby " and he just MELTS and gets all blushy and cute and hugs MC so fast they almost fall (and can't breathe)

Oh my god that´s so adorable. I feel like 90% of MC and Zen´s interactions are like

Zen: How´s the most beautiful person in the world doing?

MC: I don´t know, how are you?

Zen: *voice cracking* I´m fine

alexanderhamllton  asked:

oh my god your art is so cute and adorable i just love to find people that give ith some love <3 can i please request some young nina/benny where nina is coming back from senior studies and passes by usnavi and benny freestyling and benny gets distracted? idk how this would roll i just know i can't think about anything else when i listen to that part of "when you're home" haha

ahh thank you!!

heres some benny being tounge tied, usnavi being defensive and me avoiding writing raps

sabaix  asked:

SO, I just finished my exams and I wanted to say that because of one of your livestreams, I discovered ORD (seeing you evolve with every page was amazing and your story made my breaks so much better, you also kind of convinced me to try out drawing this summer) and your Blood God visual novel. TBH, Blood God freaks me out xD (HE STILL CUTE THO) but damn Lucifine, damn. The humour in it is outstanding and I can't wait to buy the full version. Your art is great! You're kind and (ノ´ヮ´)ノ*:・゚✧

!!!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!
I’m glad that you enjoy all the dumb little projects I do XD
And that’s so awesome!!! O_O
Def keep drawing, I’m sure you’ll be a wonderful artist X3

LUCIFINE IS MY EDGELORD CHILD, AND HE IS BEAUTIFUL
AND HE IS TRASH, LOVE HIM
Soooooooooooo happy you like the game ;A;
Sad to say, it is currently on hiatus due to the busy schedule of all the members ^^;
BUT I DO STILL WANT TO WORK ON IT
Hahaha, you’re too nice to me >///<
I’ve been kinda lazy lately…
HAPPY YOU LIKE MY WORK THOUGH!!!
<3<3<3

The types as Mean Girls quotes
  • ISTP: "I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee."
  • ESTP: "What kind of mother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you're going to drink I'd rather you do it in the house."
  • INTP: "I can't go out. *cough cough* I'm sick."
  • ENTP: "God! I am so sorry Regina. Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!"
  • INFP: "Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smashed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that's not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!"
  • ENFP: "Glenn Coco? Four for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco."
  • ISFP: "Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white."
  • ESFP: "And I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!"
  • ISFJ: "Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya."
  • ESFJ: "I know it may look like I was being like a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch."
  • ISTJ: "Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."
  • ESTJ: "Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!"
  • INTJ: "Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that's not good."
  • ENTJ: "I've got parents calling me on the phone and asking 'did someone get shot?'. I oughta cancel your Spring Fling. Now, I'm not gonna do that because we've already paid the DJ, but don't think I'm not taking this book seriously."
  • INFJ: "It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain."
  • ENFJ: "I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy..."
Now You've Done It...

HOOOOOOHHHH MY GOD I was reading all your comments from the Father’s Day fic and I am S H O O K; like I had no idea you all would like it so much??? I had the biggest smile on my face because you said the SWEETEST things and you all need to take responsibility for being such cute rays of sunshine! I’m also glad you love coffee dad so much! He does his best to take care of the kiddos and he’d probably adopt them if he could. T_T Anyway you guys are DELIGHTFUL and AMAZING, and also, I had no idea I had so many talented writers/artists following me and I cannot believe?? That you like my silly side blog?? Is it because of the GIFs??? asfdidhj thank you all sooo much; your support means a lot to me! Take care of yourselves! ^^

Basically how the Zeref fight is going down.
  • Natsu: *about to kill Zeref and also sacrifice himself*
  • Happy: DON'T DO IT DUDE.
  • Natsu: DUDE I GOT TO DO IT
  • Happy: HELL NAH DUDE ITS GONNA SUCK IF YOU DIE
  • Natsu: BUT I GOTTA-
  • *loud rumbling coming from the distance*
  • Zeref: the fuck is that?
  • *stars from falling from the sky and the earth shakes*
  • Happy: NATSU YOU DID IT NOW.
  • Natsu: SHITHSITHSITSHITSHIT
  • Zeref: No dude seriously what the fuCK is that?
  • *loud roars coming closer*
  • Zeref: SHIT IS THAT ACNOLOGIA
  • Happy: NO DUDE WORSE
  • Lucy: DRRRRRRRAAAAAAAGNEEEEEEL
  • Natsu and Zeref: SHIT WHICH ONE DOES SHE WANT
  • Lucy: *grabs Natsu*
  • Lucy: what the fuCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING TRYING TO SACRIFICE YOURSELF FOR FAIRYTAIL? HELL FUCKING NAH ARENT YOU THE ONE THAT'S ALWAYS STOPPING EVERYONE FROM KILLING THEMSELVES? YOU STOPPED ERZA AND GRAY AND NOW YOU'RE TRYING TO DIE? I DON'T THINK SO MISTER "YOU DON'T DIE FOR YOUR FRIENDS YOU LIVE FOR THEM." DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING MAD I AM RIGHT NOW OH MY GOOOoOoOood NATSU IF YOU WERENT SO CUTE I SWEAR I WOULD RIP YOUR FACE OFF RIGHT NOW. WE ARE GOING BACK TO FAIRYTAIL RIGHT THIS INSTANT AND WE ARE GONAN COME UP WITH ANOTHER PLAN TO KILL ZEREF OKAY? JESUS NATSU YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK HOW DARE YOU. YOUARENEVERRUNNINGOFFWITHOUTPERMISSIONAGAINWHYMUSTYOUALWAYSBESOGUNHOANDRECKLESSYESIKNOWYOUHAVEMATUREDBUTSTILLHOWCANYOUEVENTHINKOFDOINGTHAT-
  • Zeref: oh my god she's terrifying
  • Happy: Yeah I can't believe Natsu wants to marry her.
  • Lucy: *snaps head upward* whAT
  • Natsu: Happy! WHAT THE HELL MAN.
  • Zeref: oh dude ive been there
  • Lucy: you wanna whaT
  • Natsu: Lucy pls-
  • Lucy: YOU WANTED TO MARRY ME BUT THEN YOU WERE GONNA KILL YOURSELF?
  • Natsu: UH
  • Lucy: I WANT TO MARRY YOU TOO.
  • Natsu: wait what-
  • Lucy: *starts shaking Natsu* WERE YOU GONNA MAKE ME A FUCKING WIDOW OR SOMETHING DRAGNEEL? OH MY GOD YOU WERE HOW DARE YOU LEAVE YOUR WIFE TO MOURN OVER YOU HOLY SHIT HELL NO WE ARE GETTING MARRIED RIGHT NOW IM NOT ABOUT TO LET YOU DIE WHEN WE COULD JUST GET MARRIED *begins dragging him back to the guild*
  • Happy: WAIT FOR ME
  • Zeref: ah damn they left
  • Soldier: sir what do we now?
  • Zeref: hold on the attack for like a week. I can't let my lil bro die a virgin. I'm not thAT evil.
  • Soldier: weren't you about to die a virgin?
  • Zeref: shut uP TRAVIS
Hetalia Characters Being Tickled
  • Italy: Giggles, very cute. He's not super ticklish so he's not out of breath and fighting you off or anything, just laughing.
  • Germany: Actually really ticklish, and kind of flails when he gets tickled. It's bad, he might hurt you, do not tickle Germany.
  • Japan: Not ticklish. If you try to tickle him he'll probably just be a bit uncomfortable and ask why you're touching him.
  • America: He's so ticklish, and he's obnoxiously loud about it when he gets tickled. "Dude! Dude stop bro oh my god I can't breathe dude cut it out!"
  • England: If he knows it's coming then it won't affect him, but if you manage to surprise him then he has the funniest laugh.
  • France: Has a shrill, squeaky laugh when he gets tickled. Be careful though because he WILL tickle you back and he WILL think that's the funniest thing in the world.
  • China: Will cover his mouth to try and hide the fact that he's laughing with one hand while smacking you with the other.
  • Russia: Tends to curl up to try and hide his body from you. He also is one to seek revenge.
  • Canada: Cute, pretty defenseless, will try to escape. If he accidentally hits you trying to get away, he'll apologize for days.
  • Prussia: "I'm too awesome to be ticklish." He says, backing away slowly. He's actually super ticklish and will be on his ass, laughing and snorting and squirming in a split second.
  • Austria: Whiny, will try to push you away but with minimal effort. He tries not to laugh but his giggle is super cute.
  • Spain: Totally thinks it's a fun game. You tickle him, he tickles you, you're both laughing and having a fun time.
  • Romano: Swears, tries to squirm away. He also gets super red in the face really fast.
  • Hungary: Will accidentally kill you, don't do it. She honestly doesn't mean to attack but her reflexes are too strong.
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ChanBaek = Relationship goals

I love our fandom, because our reaction to literally anything Ed does is just to love him more:
  • Seriously though, examples.
  • Ed *has long hair*: oh God it's so sexy and rough and dear God he just looks so wild and untamed.
  • Ed *has short hair*: aww, he looks so little and I just wanna ruffle it, it looks so fuzzy and cute!
  • Ed *loses weight*: aww baby, we're so proud you look so good oh my God how you're so amazing!
  • Ed *gains weight*: aww precious Teddy Bear don't be sad, you're so beautiful and cuddly and everyone loves you so much aww I just wanna hug you!
  • Ed *has loads of tattoos*: God, they look so good and so colourful I just wanna touch them wow!
  • Ed *posts old pic with no tattoos*: oh my God, such foetus feels, he's such a baby aww!
  • Ed *tries to be cute*: AWWW you're literally the most adorable creature in creation I want to hug you so much!
  • Ed *tries to be sexy*: dear sweet Jesus Christ don't do this to me you're literally the God of sex stop, I can't!
  • Ed *makes millions of snap chats*: wow guys look at this Ed's so cool and he loves us so much, look at him talking to us!
  • Ed *goes on long hiatus*: aww Ed, we're so proud of you, you deserve this so much, we're all here for you we love you Ed!
  • So if Edward Christopher Sheeran thinks for one second we're not going to be here when he gets back then by God he's got another thing coming!
  • Keep being amazing, fandom : 3

anonymous asked:

If you could write domestic sanvers at game night being really cute and all the superfriends being such fangirls over them and then Alex taking a beer out of Maggie's hands saying you can't you're pregnant and that's how everyone finds out

SO A NOTE: I don’t usually do/like pregnancy prompts, especially with this couple (just my own headcanons), but this is super cute so whatever I’m on it.

Winn pretends to vomit and James shoves him in the shoulder and Kara just laughs, because Alex won’t stop kissing Maggie’s temple, her nose. Jumping up whenever Maggie even looks like she might possibly want more pizza, more water, more pillows, more anything.

“God, Danvers, Sawyer made you into such a softie – this mean you’re gonna finally let me win something?”

Maggie looks proud of herself and Alex looks horrified. “Let you win something? Yeah, okay, Schott. You couldn’t win even if I tried letting you.”

“Oooooooooh.”

“No, but for real, Maggie,” James says as he deals out the next round of cards, “You didn’t know Alex before… well, before you knew her.”

“Great logic there Olsen.”

“Let the man speak!”

“I’ve certainly never seen her like this. Kara, have you?”

“Nope. And I have to say, it’s nice to see my sister not constantly wavering between homicidal and mass murder…cidal. Ow!”

Kara laughs as a pillow flies in her face, and Alex doesn’t see Maggie grab the bottle of beer on the table to prevent it from getting knocked over. She only sees Maggie. With a bottle of beer in her hands.

“Babe,” she snatches it from her with an affectionately chiding kiss, “you can’t drink that, not with the baby.”

Kara shrieks and Winn launches at Alex to pull her into an enormous bear hug and Maggie covers her smiling face with her hands and James pulls out his phone to take photos and god, he’s never seen Alex smile quite like this.

Britannia and Her New Children
  • Britannia: poppet, how have you been doing lately?
  • England: mum? Oh, it's been fine... But there's been so many complaints lately from my people.
  • Ireland: hmph! This is why I'm not in the UK anymore.
  • England: it has nothing to do with being part of the UK!
  • Britannia: don't fight, sweets.
  • Wales: hey, England, did you get the email by America? There's apparently a UN meeting in London today.
  • England: WHAT??
  • Britannia: who's'America'?
  • Scotland: well, wee brother, you're in charge of this one.
  • England: I'm always in charge of everything!
  • Britannia: who's this 'America'?
  • North Ireland: oh right, he's actually one of our brother, mum.
  • Britannia: huh... I thought I only have 5 kids... How's he-
  • America: hey, Iggy! How're ya??
  • Britannia: ....... Is that America?
  • England: yes.... Unfortunately-
  • Britannia: KYAAAHHH! He's so cute!!!!
  • America: gah- who's this woman and why is she hugging me... It somehow feels very comfortable and warm...
  • Canada: America, I told you to wait for me...
  • England: Canada? Is that you?
  • Britannia: oh, are you England's brother too?
  • Canada: erm... Yes...
  • Britannia: cute!!!! You're the cute silent one!! Oh my gods, I have TWINS!!!
  • Canada: gods...?
  • Australia: big bro England, we're here!!
  • New Zealand: don't shout too much Australia.
  • Hutt River: it can't be helped, New Zealand.
  • Molossia: hey, don't fucking block the way!
  • Britannia: big brother England... Kya, you must be the other younger siblings!!
  • Sealand: Jerk England, let me in the UN!
  • Wy: don't go screaming around, you're going to attract more weirdos!
  • Britannia: .... Who are they...?
  • Ireland: Wy and Sealand, our youngest siblings.
  • Britannia: .... KYAAAHHH! THEYRE ADORABLE!!
  • Wy and Sealand: c-can't b-breath....
  • Hong Kong: England, I need help with something.
  • Britannia: who's this, poppet?
  • England: erm...this is Hong Kong... I used to take care of him before.
  • Britannia: oh my! He looks like China! He also has my eyebrows! He's so cute!!!!
  • Hong Kong: gah! Why is she, like, hugging me...?
  • Scotland: let her be happy.
  • The moment she sees them, she instantly squeals with joy. She loves children: