god you're so cute i can't

dad and i watch captain america: the winter soldier
  • dad: oh god it's starting shut up i've been waiting for this for months
  • (movie starts)
  • dad: THESE ARE THE BICEPS OF FREEDOM
  • dad: i don't know what's happening but the french guy fighting cap looks like french macklemore
  • me: how do you even know who macklemore is?
  • dad: i'm hip. i'm cool
  • me: don't you do it
  • dad: i'm gonna pop some tags, only got 20 baguettes in my pocket
  • (five minutes later)
  • dad: is that the Falcon? that's totally the Falcon
  • me: how do you know?
  • dad: i used to read the comic books trust me on this i'm an expert. his superpower was that he could talk to birds
  • me: birds?
  • dad: i mean in hindsight it probably wasn't the most useful thing ever
  • dad: if this winter soldier is supposedly a ghost in the machine that nobody's ever seen, and nobody will ever catch, you would think showing up in broad daylight and blowing up cars would not be his modus operandi
  • dad: how the heck did he laser through concrete??
  • me: idk dad it's nick fury he can probably do whatever he wants
  • dad: i'm sorry attractive nurse who just so happens to live next door, my heart belongs to a seventy year russian dude with a bionic arm
  • me: what
  • dad:
  • dad: nick fury isn't dead. justice never dies. he probably has a billion clones in some top secret storage facility, just waiting for their organ harvest.
  • me: ew dad gross no
  • dad: i really relate to that apple store employee
  • me: we all do dad
  • dad: oh that's that guy from the first movie! i remember him! he was my favorite, his eyes were so blue, and he loved steve so much. i wanted them to get together
  • me: dad good god
  • dad: he was a little less marilyn manson at that point though
  • dad: not that guyliner isn't a good look for this guy
  • dad: when a deadly russian assassin wears eyeliner, it's 'he's so dreamy' and 'wow what a badass'
  • dad: but when i do it it's 'you're too old' and 'bald guys can't pull off make-up'
  • me: dad it was halloween and it was one time you need to let this go
  • dad: so bucky barnes, aka cute cocky guy who died in the first movie, aka steve roger's best friend/boyfriend, is a top secret super scary brainwashed hydra agent?
  • me: mmm-hm
  • dad: called it
  • dad: do you think single handedly destroying jets is just a common, everyday thing for cap? punch a few tanks, feed a few pigeons, take out a plane, help old ladies cross the street...
  • dad: captain america is like your grandad minus the booze and the cussing
  • dad: in all honesty that was a little anti-climactic
  • dad: i was 100% sure nick fury was gonna descend majestically from the heavens, 'All I do is Win' blaring in the background, and single-handedly save everyone's ass
  • dad: scarjo and chris evans are two of the most beautiful people in the world and they are both in this movie and i don't know how to feel about it i have butterflies in my stomach i'm a schoolboy again
  • me: you know on second thought we should have brought mom
  • dad: where's hawkeye? where's bruce? where's tony? where's thor? WHERE ARE ALL THE OTHER AVENGERS AS THE ENTIRETY OF SHIELD IS COMPROMISED AND NICK FURY DIES
  • me: maybe they figured steve could handle it
  • dad: maybe they're all lazy assholes
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The types as Mean Girls quotes
  • ISTP: "I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee."
  • ESTP: "What kind of mother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you're going to drink I'd rather you do it in the house."
  • INTP: "I can't go out. *cough cough* I'm sick."
  • ENTP: "God! I am so sorry Regina. Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!"
  • INFP: "Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smashed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that's not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!"
  • ENFP: "Glenn Coco? Four for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco."
  • ISFP: "Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white."
  • ESFP: "And I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!"
  • ISFJ: "Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya."
  • ESFJ: "I know it may look like I was being like a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch."
  • ISTJ: "Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."
  • ESTJ: "Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!"
  • INTJ: "Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that's not good."
  • ENTJ: "I've got parents calling me on the phone and asking 'did someone get shot?'. I oughta cancel your Spring Fling. Now, I'm not gonna do that because we've already paid the DJ, but don't think I'm not taking this book seriously."
  • INFJ: "It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain."
  • ENFJ: "I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy..."
Basically how the Zeref fight is going down.
  • Natsu: *about to kill Zeref and also sacrifice himself*
  • Happy: DON'T DO IT DUDE.
  • Natsu: DUDE I GOT TO DO IT
  • Happy: HELL NAH DUDE ITS GONNA SUCK IF YOU DIE
  • Natsu: BUT I GOTTA-
  • *loud rumbling coming from the distance*
  • Zeref: the fuck is that?
  • *stars from falling from the sky and the earth shakes*
  • Happy: NATSU YOU DID IT NOW.
  • Natsu: SHITHSITHSITSHITSHIT
  • Zeref: No dude seriously what the fuCK is that?
  • *loud roars coming closer*
  • Zeref: SHIT IS THAT ACNOLOGIA
  • Happy: NO DUDE WORSE
  • Lucy: DRRRRRRRAAAAAAAGNEEEEEEL
  • Natsu and Zeref: SHIT WHICH ONE DOES SHE WANT
  • Lucy: *grabs Natsu*
  • Lucy: what the fuCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING TRYING TO SACRIFICE YOURSELF FOR FAIRYTAIL? HELL FUCKING NAH ARENT YOU THE ONE THAT'S ALWAYS STOPPING EVERYONE FROM KILLING THEMSELVES? YOU STOPPED ERZA AND GRAY AND NOW YOU'RE TRYING TO DIE? I DON'T THINK SO MISTER "YOU DON'T DIE FOR YOUR FRIENDS YOU LIVE FOR THEM." DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING MAD I AM RIGHT NOW OH MY GOOOoOoOood NATSU IF YOU WERENT SO CUTE I SWEAR I WOULD RIP YOUR FACE OFF RIGHT NOW. WE ARE GOING BACK TO FAIRYTAIL RIGHT THIS INSTANT AND WE ARE GONAN COME UP WITH ANOTHER PLAN TO KILL ZEREF OKAY? JESUS NATSU YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK HOW DARE YOU. YOUARENEVERRUNNINGOFFWITHOUTPERMISSIONAGAINWHYMUSTYOUALWAYSBESOGUNHOANDRECKLESSYESIKNOWYOUHAVEMATUREDBUTSTILLHOWCANYOUEVENTHINKOFDOINGTHAT-
  • Zeref: oh my god she's terrifying
  • Happy: Yeah I can't believe Natsu wants to marry her.
  • Lucy: *snaps head upward* whAT
  • Natsu: Happy! WHAT THE HELL MAN.
  • Zeref: oh dude ive been there
  • Lucy: you wanna whaT
  • Natsu: Lucy pls-
  • Lucy: YOU WANTED TO MARRY ME BUT THEN YOU WERE GONNA KILL YOURSELF?
  • Natsu: UH
  • Lucy: I WANT TO MARRY YOU TOO.
  • Natsu: wait what-
  • Lucy: *starts shaking Natsu* WERE YOU GONNA MAKE ME A FUCKING WIDOW OR SOMETHING DRAGNEEL? OH MY GOD YOU WERE HOW DARE YOU LEAVE YOUR WIFE TO MOURN OVER YOU HOLY SHIT HELL NO WE ARE GETTING MARRIED RIGHT NOW IM NOT ABOUT TO LET YOU DIE WHEN WE COULD JUST GET MARRIED *begins dragging him back to the guild*
  • Happy: WAIT FOR ME
  • Zeref: ah damn they left
  • Soldier: sir what do we now?
  • Zeref: hold on the attack for like a week. I can't let my lil bro die a virgin. I'm not thAT evil.
  • Soldier: weren't you about to die a virgin?
  • Zeref: shut uP TRAVIS
Who's Your First Kiss?
  • Ino: who's my first kiss...? Remember that cute blond kid in kindergarten? Yep. Him.
  • Tenten: wow, so cute!
  • Sakura: I haven't had my first kiss yet...
  • Hinata: ...I accidentally kissed Naruto when I was drunk...
  • Ino: *smirking*: accidentally she says
  • Kiba: if you're curious, mine was Hinata
  • Hinata: oh my god that was an accident was it really your first?!
  • Kiba: yep.
  • Naruto: ...as you all know mine is Sasuke...
  • Sasuke: I can't believe you stole my first kiss. Bastard.
  • Kiba: well, it was entertaining to watch that!
  • Ino: I agree...
  • Sakura: maybe...
  • Tenten: definitely...
  • Hinata: yeah...
  • Kiba: Well won't you look at that! Everyone wants to see you two make out! Come on, give it another go! Don't be shy!
  • Naruto: Sasuke you hold him down I'll beat him up
  • Sasuke: no I'll handle the beating up, you hold him down.
  • Ps. Kiba died that day. RIP.

anonymous asked:

So I was just supposed to see my crush tomorrow morning, but she asked me to go to this movie thing this (Friday) evening and ofc I went. I? Didn't ask her on a date oops, but we cuddled during the movie and afterwards when she had to go she hugged me rly tightly and it lasted a good minute bc neither of us wanted to go, and then she kissed me on the cheek, like she usually does, but !! For the first time I kissed her on the cheek too. She responded by pulling me into another hug !! -loverboy

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Hetalia Characters Being Tickled
  • Italy: Giggles, very cute. He's not super ticklish so he's not out of breath and fighting you off or anything, just laughing.
  • Germany: Actually really ticklish, and kind of flails when he gets tickled. It's bad, he might hurt you, do not tickle Germany.
  • Japan: Not ticklish. If you try to tickle him he'll probably just be a bit uncomfortable and ask why you're touching him.
  • America: He's so ticklish, and he's obnoxiously loud about it when he gets tickled. "Dude! Dude stop bro oh my god I can't breathe dude cut it out!"
  • England: If he knows it's coming then it won't affect him, but if you manage to surprise him then he has the funniest laugh.
  • France: Has a shrill, squeaky laugh when he gets tickled. Be careful though because he WILL tickle you back and he WILL think that's the funniest thing in the world.
  • China: Will cover his mouth to try and hide the fact that he's laughing with one hand while smacking you with the other.
  • Russia: Tends to curl up to try and hide his body from you. He also is one to seek revenge.
  • Canada: Cute, pretty defenseless, will try to escape. If he accidentally hits you trying to get away, he'll apologize for days.
  • Prussia: "I'm too awesome to be ticklish." He says, backing away slowly. He's actually super ticklish and will be on his ass, laughing and snorting and squirming in a split second.
  • Austria: Whiny, will try to push you away but with minimal effort. He tries not to laugh but his giggle is super cute.
  • Spain: Totally thinks it's a fun game. You tickle him, he tickles you, you're both laughing and having a fun time.
  • Romano: Swears, tries to squirm away. He also gets super red in the face really fast.
  • Hungary: Will accidentally kill you, don't do it. She honestly doesn't mean to attack but her reflexes are too strong.
Britannia and Her New Children
  • Britannia: poppet, how have you been doing lately?
  • England: mum? Oh, it's been fine... But there's been so many complaints lately from my people.
  • Ireland: hmph! This is why I'm not in the UK anymore.
  • England: it has nothing to do with being part of the UK!
  • Britannia: don't fight, sweets.
  • Wales: hey, England, did you get the email by America? There's apparently a UN meeting in London today.
  • England: WHAT??
  • Britannia: who's'America'?
  • Scotland: well, wee brother, you're in charge of this one.
  • England: I'm always in charge of everything!
  • Britannia: who's this 'America'?
  • North Ireland: oh right, he's actually one of our brother, mum.
  • Britannia: huh... I thought I only have 5 kids... How's he-
  • America: hey, Iggy! How're ya??
  • Britannia: ....... Is that America?
  • England: yes.... Unfortunately-
  • Britannia: KYAAAHHH! He's so cute!!!!
  • America: gah- who's this woman and why is she hugging me... It somehow feels very comfortable and warm...
  • Canada: America, I told you to wait for me...
  • England: Canada? Is that you?
  • Britannia: oh, are you England's brother too?
  • Canada: erm... Yes...
  • Britannia: cute!!!! You're the cute silent one!! Oh my gods, I have TWINS!!!
  • Canada: gods...?
  • Australia: big bro England, we're here!!
  • New Zealand: don't shout too much Australia.
  • Hutt River: it can't be helped, New Zealand.
  • Molossia: hey, don't fucking block the way!
  • Britannia: big brother England... Kya, you must be the other younger siblings!!
  • Sealand: Jerk England, let me in the UN!
  • Wy: don't go screaming around, you're going to attract more weirdos!
  • Britannia: .... Who are they...?
  • Ireland: Wy and Sealand, our youngest siblings.
  • Britannia: .... KYAAAHHH! THEYRE ADORABLE!!
  • Wy and Sealand: c-can't b-breath....
  • Hong Kong: England, I need help with something.
  • Britannia: who's this, poppet?
  • England: erm...this is Hong Kong... I used to take care of him before.
  • Britannia: oh my! He looks like China! He also has my eyebrows! He's so cute!!!!
  • Hong Kong: gah! Why is she, like, hugging me...?
  • Scotland: let her be happy.
  • The moment she sees them, she instantly squeals with joy. She loves children:

anonymous asked:

I feel like a blurb about Luke telling you that you're it for him would be freaking cute as hell like you'd be doubting your whole relationship and he'd get all whiny cause you're too blind to see what a gem you are to him so he'd literally nuzzle his face into the crook of your neck and be like "the thing is babe, I don't want anybody else why can't you see that you're it for me" wow omg I'm just gonna end this cause I didn't know how up his ass I was until right now

oH GOD i don’t know if you wanted me to cry but you did such a good job of it :(

You’d both be like sitting on the couch and you’d be leaning your head against the arm, your socked feet resting against his thigh, just kind of watching him watch tv and he’d probably be giggling at like Step Brothers or Spongebob or something dorky and you’d just like, cock your head and you probably didn’t mean to say it out loud but you’d just mumble like, ‘i can’t believe you’re even with me.’ and he’d be totally confused, thinking you meant there with you and not on tour, not like with you so he’d turn to you and grin like, ‘i know, baby, i missed you, ya know?’ and you’d be like ‘no, i mean.. you’re so.. and i’m just?’ and he’d furrow his brow and reach for your hands, pulling you until you’re sitting facing him and he’d turn to you and shuffle closer until he could pull you into his lap, his palms resting against your cheeks and he’d just be like, 'what are you talking about? you’re perfect.’ and you’d roll your eyes cause not half an hour ago he was telling you how annoying it is when you poke his dimple and steal his hoodies and he’d see it in your eyes that you were getting a little overwhelmed and insecure so he’d pull you tighter against him, his arms wrapped around you and his nose running along the column of your neck when he buried his face there and his breath would be warm against your exposed collarbone and he’d just be like, 'i don’t know how many ways i can tell you, baby, i don’t want anyone or anything else. You’re it for me. You’re my Person.’ and you’d roll your eyes again only this time it was to stop yourself from crying because how dumb were you ever doubting it and he’d laugh when he felt you choke out a sigh and mumble, 'i love you, you dork. Even when you’re annoying and steal my hoodies.’ and damn i got carried away too gOOD ONE ANON

How I imagine pre-biblical times
  • God: I feel like making some stuff. Im'ma make some stuff.
  • Amara: No.
  • God: *creates a molecule* Look how cute! Imagine the potential!
  • Amara: YOU JUST WANT SOMEONE TO WORSHIP YOU.
  • God: *puppy dog eyes* Is it so wrong to want someone to love me?
  • Amara: *I* love you. Isn't that enough?
  • God: Fuck no, you're kinda creepy.
  • Amara: YOU JUST GO AHEAD AND TRY, I'LL BREAK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR TOYS, YOU USELESS SOB.
  • God: I'll shut you in your room for eternity.
  • Amara: YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
  • God: CAN TOO.
  • Amara: CAN NOT.
  • God: CAN.
  • Amara: CAN'T.
  • God: ... ... *locks Amara's bedroom door, deadbolts, loses key in Purgatory* LOOKIT ME, I'M GOD, MOTHERFUCKERS. *makes all the things*
Stages of Percabeth Shippers:
  • The Lightning Thief: awww they hate each otheOTP I ship it it's so cutee
  • Sea of Monsters: Oh my gods Percy you called Annabeth beautiful ahhhh feelss. you saved Annabeth she's crying you don't mes this uppp
  • The Titans Curse: NICO ASKS A VALID QUESTION IS ANNABETH YOUR GIRLFRIEND I MEAN YOU'RE GOING TO SAVE HER FROM LUKE AND ATLAS C'MON YOU LIKE HER
  • Battle of the Labrynth: omgs. Annabeth KISSED you! Like sghsgzyvga I can't even. I really can't ev --wait. Who's this. Some pretty girl. PERCY DON'T YOU DARE I WILL SLAP YOU TO TARTARUS DON'T --and you kissed. go back to Annabeth she's waiting yes go and be awkward go PERCABETH FOR LIFEEE.
  • The Last Olympian: AH I can feel the sexual tension like how are you two even breathing someone shove their faces together what's this. RACHEL SHOO. SEE Percabeth FLIRTING. AHAHA PROOF. DON'T MESS WITH PERCABETH. OH MY AYJSBUYXBSTYGYSVVGS UNDERWATER KISSES YAYYY
  • The Lost Hero: where's Percy. Why is Annabeth sad. WHY ISN'T PERCABETH HAPPILY TOGETHER. WHAT HSGAGSVGYUBGPERCYYYYY
  • Son of Neptune: oh hi Percy. Wait. Where are you OMGS. LIKE YOU REMEMBER ANNABETH ONLY AWWW ADORABLE. REYNA BACK AWAY LIKE DON'T TOUCH MY PERSASSY HE'S ANNABETH'S. GO FIND ANNABETH NO DON'T GO TO ALASKA WHAT
  • Mark of Athena: Annabeth judo-flipping how romantic ughh New Rome kiss and Reyna don't hate. PERCYBETH STABLES KISSY I CAN'T FRANK DON'T JUDGEEE. Percy you found Annabeth! WHAT?! FALL?! TARTARUS?! CLIFFHANGER?!
  • House of Hades: PERCABETH IS ALIVEEEE YAYYY WAIT NICO WHAT'S THIS OMGS WAIT WHAT BUT PERCABETH FOREVER I'M DYING WHAT DO I DO SHHHHH GRRRR BOO NOWWW AHHH AHHH AHHH *DIES*

anonymous asked:

Love your cute art style!!! Seeing your posts everyday make me so happy~ :> (BTW play revelations! the royal siblings' support conversations are the cutest~ I can't help but find myself getting attached to leokumi too they're adorable cinnamon rolls that deserve so much more love) anyways, you're awesome! ;D

GODS I FEEL LIKE I WAS BEING SHOWERED W LOVE WHEN I READ YOUR MESSAGE AND I MUST THANK YOU….SOBS you’re the awesome one here– ty for making my day with this ask!!


I’ll play Revelations for sure omg!! After seeing SO MUCH PAIN on the birthright and conquest routes all i want is for the characters to be happy and i guess revelations is the only way;;;; i’ve also seen some of the other royal siblings support conversations and fell i love w them omg the camilla and hinoka one WAS SO CUTE AAAA?!?!?

Mamononsense

Yesterday, @natsustarrevolution sent me this pic while we were talking:

And, suddenly I remembered this another pic (yes, I and my habit of connecting everything with Mamo lol):

Then I said: “Hey, this pic could work too!!!!!” and Natsu approved my idea. Next step, asking my bf that he do the same meme with his meme app. And these are the results:

Pfff at the beginning he was like… “wtf?” but I know that he likes Mamo as seiyuu (yes my dear bf, you can’t trick me lol) and he did two versions (he asked me for his credits too) XDDD Oh God!!! How we three laughed hahahahah XD So, I just wanted to share it here with all Mamo fans, I think this meme is perfect!!!  (*≧▽≦)ノシ))

sarahjtv  asked:

Hi! I see that you're getting a lot of nice messages, so I'll write one for you too!!! Your art is super cute and it makes me feel warm inside! Dean and Cas are absolutely adorable (Sam is too, of course)!!! It's just so cute I can't *blushes of embaressment*. Now I'm following you and I hope so see more of your art because you are amazing!!! Have a good day! *shyly crawls back to blog* (◕‿◕✿)



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