god you're so cute i can't

dad and i watch captain america: the winter soldier
  • dad: oh god it's starting shut up i've been waiting for this for months
  • (movie starts)
  • dad: THESE ARE THE BICEPS OF FREEDOM
  • dad: i don't know what's happening but the french guy fighting cap looks like french macklemore
  • me: how do you even know who macklemore is?
  • dad: i'm hip. i'm cool
  • me: don't you do it
  • dad: i'm gonna pop some tags, only got 20 baguettes in my pocket
  • (five minutes later)
  • dad: is that the Falcon? that's totally the Falcon
  • me: how do you know?
  • dad: i used to read the comic books trust me on this i'm an expert. his superpower was that he could talk to birds
  • me: birds?
  • dad: i mean in hindsight it probably wasn't the most useful thing ever
  • dad: if this winter soldier is supposedly a ghost in the machine that nobody's ever seen, and nobody will ever catch, you would think showing up in broad daylight and blowing up cars would not be his modus operandi
  • dad: how the heck did he laser through concrete??
  • me: idk dad it's nick fury he can probably do whatever he wants
  • dad: i'm sorry attractive nurse who just so happens to live next door, my heart belongs to a seventy year russian dude with a bionic arm
  • me: what
  • dad:
  • dad: nick fury isn't dead. justice never dies. he probably has a billion clones in some top secret storage facility, just waiting for their organ harvest.
  • me: ew dad gross no
  • dad: i really relate to that apple store employee
  • me: we all do dad
  • dad: oh that's that guy from the first movie! i remember him! he was my favorite, his eyes were so blue, and he loved steve so much. i wanted them to get together
  • me: dad good god
  • dad: he was a little less marilyn manson at that point though
  • dad: not that guyliner isn't a good look for this guy
  • dad: when a deadly russian assassin wears eyeliner, it's 'he's so dreamy' and 'wow what a badass'
  • dad: but when i do it it's 'you're too old' and 'bald guys can't pull off make-up'
  • me: dad it was halloween and it was one time you need to let this go
  • dad: so bucky barnes, aka cute cocky guy who died in the first movie, aka steve roger's best friend/boyfriend, is a top secret super scary brainwashed hydra agent?
  • me: mmm-hm
  • dad: called it
  • dad: do you think single handedly destroying jets is just a common, everyday thing for cap? punch a few tanks, feed a few pigeons, take out a plane, help old ladies cross the street...
  • dad: captain america is like your grandad minus the booze and the cussing
  • dad: in all honesty that was a little anti-climactic
  • dad: i was 100% sure nick fury was gonna descend majestically from the heavens, 'All I do is Win' blaring in the background, and single-handedly save everyone's ass
  • dad: scarjo and chris evans are two of the most beautiful people in the world and they are both in this movie and i don't know how to feel about it i have butterflies in my stomach i'm a schoolboy again
  • me: you know on second thought we should have brought mom
  • dad: where's hawkeye? where's bruce? where's tony? where's thor? WHERE ARE ALL THE OTHER AVENGERS AS THE ENTIRETY OF SHIELD IS COMPROMISED AND NICK FURY DIES
  • me: maybe they figured steve could handle it
  • dad: maybe they're all lazy assholes
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cute bare faced jiyongie all bundled up (๑>◡<๑)

What I think of when listening to the Heathers soundtrack
  • Beautiful: School sucks...nope never mind!!!
  • Candy Store: Bow down or get out Bitch!!!
  • Fight for me: Damn boy!!! You single???
  • Freeze Your Brain: Don't kill yourself, have a slushie instead!!
  • Big Fun: Parents are gone let's get wasted!! Wooo!!!
  • Dead Girl Walking: I'm pissed, horny, hot and you're cute! Let's do this!!!
  • The Me inside of Me: Ok, Bitch is dead... let's make her into a martyr!!(Aka Miss Fleming gets too self involved and helps them get away with murder.)
  • Blue: I'm soooo horny!! NO!!!
  • Our Love is God: I am God! We are god! We will kill them all!!! *V freaking out*
  • My Dead Gay Son: My son is dead, gay (shush), and so am I!!!
  • Seventeen: Please can't we just be normal, no more killing. Just you and me.
  • Shine a Light: Kids are dying, this is great for my career!!!
  • Life Boat: I'm a jerk, but there is more to me than that.
  • Shine a Light Reprise: Heather vs. Heather
  • Kindergarten Boyfriend: I had hope once, now it's gone.
  • Yo Girl: Run Veronica Run.
  • Meant to be Yours: Come on Veronica, we are meant to be! I just want to blow up the school!!! It's no big deal.
  • Dead Girl Walking Reprise: Ok, that's it!! I'm done with your BS.
  • I am Damaged: I'm too messed up! Wait no you're not!!! *boom*
  • Seventeen Reprise: I know everything has gone to hell, but let's try and be normal.

anonymous asked:

Pleasepleasepleaseplease write a friends-to-lovers with Hobi if you have enough free time! Your other ones are so amazing, you write the boys so well and just OH MY GOD I CAN'T HANDLE THE CUTENESS. I really love all of your imagines, and that Tae friends-to-lovers one has a special place in my heart. YOU ARE SO AMAZING, I HOPE YOU'RE FEELING WELL <3<3<3

find: jin | jimin | namjoon | jungkook | yoongi | taehyung 

  • you meet hoseok at a party,,,,,but the thing is you’re not supposed to be there 
  • like literally,,,,,you don’t know whose party this is it’s just that you’d heard music from downstairs and when you’d checked it out the door was open and some tipsy girl had let you in
  • and inside it was dark, messy, and crowded but you could smell free food and possibly free drinks so. why not
  • but you didn’t expect someone to go “ive never seen you before, how d o you know jungkook?”
  • and banging your head on the roof of the fridge as you stood up you saw a boy,,,,with a smile that radiates like the sun looking at you
  • and you,,,,with your hands full of a stack of pizza slices, an unopened bottle of cola, and three popsicles went: “oh i know him from college”
  • “jungkook isn’t in college.”
  • “,,,,,we meet at summer camp in the 8th grade.”
  • “jungkook’s never been to camp.”
  • “,,,,”
  • “,,,,”
  • you’d contemplated just making a run for it but that’d be awkward to push back through the crowd so sighing you just admitted. you had no idea who jungkook was. you were trying to get some free food. you are a good person just a broke good person right now.
  • the boy’s smile had only widened and he laughed out loud because honestly,,,,,this isn’t even jungkooks party. it’s taehyungs. he knew you were lying from the start 
  • you’d got embarrassed and went you tricked me!!! and he was just like hey you’re the one holding all of my friends food and you don’t even know him so -
  • and you were like good point ,,,,, and that’s when he’d introduced himself as hoseok and helped you carry the rest of the pizza back up to your apartment 
  • and,,,,since then hoseok had become sort of a friend,,,,
  • his friend taehyung lived in your building so you’d see him around frequently and every now and then you two would chat or whatever
  • and hoseok always,,,,has this good vibe around him
  • like this positive energy that makes you feel comfortable and at ease even though he’ll call you pizza thief on occasion and you’ll be like SH what if taehyung hears and hoseok just laughs because he’s pretty sure taehyung doesn’t remember what happened yesterday,,,he probably wont remember pizza you stole months ago
  • and it’s not like you and hoseok are super close,,,,,you don’t text or hang out you just know each other because of that one incident 
  • and you mutually like each other as people so it’s like ,,,, really casual friends
  • until one day you’re walking home and it’s poURINg RAIN 
  • given it’s summer so it’s warm outside,,,but still the rain is coming down and ur flimsy umbrella is about to break so you’re thankful that you’re almost home
  • but as you pass to the front door you see someone standing out in the rain,,,,hair and clothing drenched and you realize that it’s hoseok
  • and you’re like dude??? come inside i have keys
  • but hoseok just smiles and shakes his head and is like the rain is nice and you’re like ????
  • hoseok chuckles and is also like taehyung isn’t home yet so i thought id wait outside,,,,it started to rain but i kinda liked  the feeling,,,,,its freeing you now??
  • and for a split moment you think that his smile,,,,warm like sunshine,,,,and his prefrence for standing out here in the rain,,,,it’s really something
  • but you just shrug and you’re like suit yourself- when hoseok reaches out and pulls you back and he’s like “i bet you’ll enjoy it too?”
  • and you’re like hoSEOK and he’s like “c’mon what do you have to lose?”
  • and for some reason,,,,hoseok’s charming voice and face are enough to make you close the umbrella and the rain on your skin,,,,,doesn’t feel so bad 
  • hoseok takes both your hands and starts twirling you around and you’re like giggling but you’re also like what are you doing??
  • and hoseok stops just to slip his hand around your waist and the other lifts your other hand up and you realize he’s leading you in a dance
  • and you’re like “what is this ,,, dancing in the rain???” 
  • and hoseok is just grinning,,, at this point both your hair is plastered to your faces and your clothes are heavy with water
  • but none of that annoys you like it usually does,,,,, just being with hoseok makes it totally fun and enjoyable
  • and you’ve never realized it fully but hoseok’s got some sort of magic in the ways of making weird situations feel good,,,,,doesn’t he?
  • and as you’re laughing,,,,swaying in the rain with him 
  • hoseok suddenly pulls you in close and your noses practically touch when he mumbles that even the rain cant make you look bad
  • the wet hair, the wet clothes, the little goosebumps on your skin,,,,,,you still look gorgeous to him 
  • and you’re stunned at the sudden words,,,,but you can only say that you feel the same way
  • that even now,,,,he looks handsome 
  • and the dancing stops but hoseok’s eyes flicker between your lips and gaze and it doesn’t take him long to slip a hand onto your neck, tilt your head a bit so he can kiss you under the rain
  • and it’s,,,,,,more romantic than you expect,,,,breaking away from each other you ask what it is that made him want to kiss you
  • and hoseok shrugs and says that maybe it’s because you’re the only person he’s ever met that willingly danced in the rain with him 
  • and also the only person he’s ever met that came to a party just to steal food,,,,,,
  • you shove him playfully and tell him that isn’t a reason to start liking someone but hoseok begs to differ,,,,,,he thinks it makes up your charm hehe
Sex ed
  • Taehyung : Jinnie hyung~ how many children do you want in the future?
  • Taehyung : I think we should have 5!!!
  • Taehyung : Okay maybe 3?
  • Taehyung : I don't want you to go through too much pain so...
  • Taehyung : and get a couple of puppies?
  • Jin : There's a slight problem here babe.
  • Taehyung : What??? Is it the puppies?
  • Taehyung : but they're so cute!!!! You'll love it!!!
  • Jin : No... that's not it-
  • Jin : Taetae you're aware that man can't get pregnant right?
  • Taehyung : Maybe if we try-
  • Jin : Even if we try.
  • Taehyung : but if we try harder-
  • Jin : There's no amount of trying that'll make it possible.
  • Jin : Wait-
  • Jin : OmG is that the fucking reason why you've been fucking me so hard lately?!!!
  • Taehyung : ... maybe.
  • Taehyung : But maybe we didn't do it hard enou-
  • Jin : I COULDN'T GET OFF BED FOR TWO GOD DAMN DAYS.
  • Jin : Jesus fucking Christ who tf gave you sex ed?!!!
  • Taehyung : You?
  • Jin :
  • Jin :
  • Jin : ...Is this karma?

oh-no-it-all-went-wrong  asked:

tbh i feel like Zen would be on his bike with a leather jacket n stuff, just generally lookin real cool, and would be like "babe aren't you glad you're with such a gorgeous bad boy" *sparkle sparkle* and MC just kisses him on the cheek like "of course I am bby " and he just MELTS and gets all blushy and cute and hugs MC so fast they almost fall (and can't breathe)

Oh my god that´s so adorable. I feel like 90% of MC and Zen´s interactions are like

Zen: How´s the most beautiful person in the world doing?

MC: I don´t know, how are you?

Zen: *voice cracking* I´m fine

alexanderhamllton  asked:

oh my god your art is so cute and adorable i just love to find people that give ith some love <3 can i please request some young nina/benny where nina is coming back from senior studies and passes by usnavi and benny freestyling and benny gets distracted? idk how this would roll i just know i can't think about anything else when i listen to that part of "when you're home" haha

ahh thank you!!

heres some benny being tounge tied, usnavi being defensive and me avoiding writing raps

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If you’re one of the 2307 people who liked that comment and have been part of that mess, please feel free to unfollow me right now. This has absolutely nothing to do with being “legal” or that Johnny isn’t a minor, but if you’re just stanning him because he’s so “Daddy” then you are not a fan of him at all and it’s really disheartening that most of the “supportive Johnny comments” on Youtube are created by thirsty fans, who absolutely don’t know where the line is.

Bye.

The types as Mean Girls quotes
  • ISTP: "I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee."
  • ESTP: "What kind of mother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you're going to drink I'd rather you do it in the house."
  • INTP: "I can't go out. *cough cough* I'm sick."
  • ENTP: "God! I am so sorry Regina. Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!"
  • INFP: "Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smashed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that's not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!"
  • ENFP: "Glenn Coco? Four for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco."
  • ISFP: "Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white."
  • ESFP: "And I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!"
  • ISFJ: "Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya."
  • ESFJ: "I know it may look like I was being like a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch."
  • ISTJ: "Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."
  • ESTJ: "Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!"
  • INTJ: "Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that's not good."
  • ENTJ: "I've got parents calling me on the phone and asking 'did someone get shot?'. I oughta cancel your Spring Fling. Now, I'm not gonna do that because we've already paid the DJ, but don't think I'm not taking this book seriously."
  • INFJ: "It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain."
  • ENFJ: "I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy..."

anonymous asked:

I bet Lance is the kind of lee that falls into nervous giggling just by being tickle-talked to... Like, once he had made him helpless (cornered, pinned down, or tied up) all Keith has to do is saying stuff like "you're gonna get it now~" "you know what's coming" or even just "tickle tickle tickle" and Lance would start giggling and shaking his head and repeating "no no no" over and over, he can't control it, and keith thinks it's hilarious but also really cute and takes advantage of it a lot...

oh goD This is so cute thank u for sending this ;~;

lance shakin his head and giggling with his pleading lil ‘no’s is my fav thing ever. and keith’s too probably omg. lance does that nervous thing where he’s all twitchy wherever keith decides to hover his hands, and keith will kiss his cheek and forehead and all over his face in between “stop laughing i haven’t touched you yet” and “you already know what im gonna do, huh?” and meanwhile lance is just kickin his legs a bit and going “keihehehehth!!!!” all cute and just hhghghg i love this

Basically how the Zeref fight is going down.
  • Natsu: *about to kill Zeref and also sacrifice himself*
  • Happy: DON'T DO IT DUDE.
  • Natsu: DUDE I GOT TO DO IT
  • Happy: HELL NAH DUDE ITS GONNA SUCK IF YOU DIE
  • Natsu: BUT I GOTTA-
  • *loud rumbling coming from the distance*
  • Zeref: the fuck is that?
  • *stars from falling from the sky and the earth shakes*
  • Happy: NATSU YOU DID IT NOW.
  • Natsu: SHITHSITHSITSHITSHIT
  • Zeref: No dude seriously what the fuCK is that?
  • *loud roars coming closer*
  • Zeref: SHIT IS THAT ACNOLOGIA
  • Happy: NO DUDE WORSE
  • Lucy: DRRRRRRRAAAAAAAGNEEEEEEL
  • Natsu and Zeref: SHIT WHICH ONE DOES SHE WANT
  • Lucy: *grabs Natsu*
  • Lucy: what the fuCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING TRYING TO SACRIFICE YOURSELF FOR FAIRYTAIL? HELL FUCKING NAH ARENT YOU THE ONE THAT'S ALWAYS STOPPING EVERYONE FROM KILLING THEMSELVES? YOU STOPPED ERZA AND GRAY AND NOW YOU'RE TRYING TO DIE? I DON'T THINK SO MISTER "YOU DON'T DIE FOR YOUR FRIENDS YOU LIVE FOR THEM." DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING MAD I AM RIGHT NOW OH MY GOOOoOoOood NATSU IF YOU WERENT SO CUTE I SWEAR I WOULD RIP YOUR FACE OFF RIGHT NOW. WE ARE GOING BACK TO FAIRYTAIL RIGHT THIS INSTANT AND WE ARE GONAN COME UP WITH ANOTHER PLAN TO KILL ZEREF OKAY? JESUS NATSU YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK HOW DARE YOU. YOUARENEVERRUNNINGOFFWITHOUTPERMISSIONAGAINWHYMUSTYOUALWAYSBESOGUNHOANDRECKLESSYESIKNOWYOUHAVEMATUREDBUTSTILLHOWCANYOUEVENTHINKOFDOINGTHAT-
  • Zeref: oh my god she's terrifying
  • Happy: Yeah I can't believe Natsu wants to marry her.
  • Lucy: *snaps head upward* whAT
  • Natsu: Happy! WHAT THE HELL MAN.
  • Zeref: oh dude ive been there
  • Lucy: you wanna whaT
  • Natsu: Lucy pls-
  • Lucy: YOU WANTED TO MARRY ME BUT THEN YOU WERE GONNA KILL YOURSELF?
  • Natsu: UH
  • Lucy: I WANT TO MARRY YOU TOO.
  • Natsu: wait what-
  • Lucy: *starts shaking Natsu* WERE YOU GONNA MAKE ME A FUCKING WIDOW OR SOMETHING DRAGNEEL? OH MY GOD YOU WERE HOW DARE YOU LEAVE YOUR WIFE TO MOURN OVER YOU HOLY SHIT HELL NO WE ARE GETTING MARRIED RIGHT NOW IM NOT ABOUT TO LET YOU DIE WHEN WE COULD JUST GET MARRIED *begins dragging him back to the guild*
  • Happy: WAIT FOR ME
  • Zeref: ah damn they left
  • Soldier: sir what do we now?
  • Zeref: hold on the attack for like a week. I can't let my lil bro die a virgin. I'm not thAT evil.
  • Soldier: weren't you about to die a virgin?
  • Zeref: shut uP TRAVIS

sabaix  asked:

SO, I just finished my exams and I wanted to say that because of one of your livestreams, I discovered ORD (seeing you evolve with every page was amazing and your story made my breaks so much better, you also kind of convinced me to try out drawing this summer) and your Blood God visual novel. TBH, Blood God freaks me out xD (HE STILL CUTE THO) but damn Lucifine, damn. The humour in it is outstanding and I can't wait to buy the full version. Your art is great! You're kind and (ノ´ヮ´)ノ*:・゚✧

!!!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!
I’m glad that you enjoy all the dumb little projects I do XD
And that’s so awesome!!! O_O
Def keep drawing, I’m sure you’ll be a wonderful artist X3

LUCIFINE IS MY EDGELORD CHILD, AND HE IS BEAUTIFUL
AND HE IS TRASH, LOVE HIM
Soooooooooooo happy you like the game ;A;
Sad to say, it is currently on hiatus due to the busy schedule of all the members ^^;
BUT I DO STILL WANT TO WORK ON IT
Hahaha, you’re too nice to me >///<
I’ve been kinda lazy lately…
HAPPY YOU LIKE MY WORK THOUGH!!!
<3<3<3

anonymous asked:

So I was just supposed to see my crush tomorrow morning, but she asked me to go to this movie thing this (Friday) evening and ofc I went. I? Didn't ask her on a date oops, but we cuddled during the movie and afterwards when she had to go she hugged me rly tightly and it lasted a good minute bc neither of us wanted to go, and then she kissed me on the cheek, like she usually does, but !! For the first time I kissed her on the cheek too. She responded by pulling me into another hug !! -loverboy

what eth AC TU AL–

attackontitanask  asked:

Please draw more of Marcel, I'm even more in love with him with your arts. I can't he's just too cute I'm dying omg you're one of my gods now. Please please please ;-;

Hello fellow Marcel fan!!!

I will absolutely draw more of him! He’s my favorite character :D                   
And oh dear I’m embarrased (*´∀`*) Thank you so much!

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