god you're so cool

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@shishiduck

Sorryyy couldn’t send it to you in a message! I hope you are okay
Cheer up~☆
You are so cooool!
And I need to thank yoou~♡
I made you a Hizashi

anonymous asked:

What quinnshot headcannons do you like? I'm thinking of writing but need ideas

OH BOY I HAVE A LOT OF HEADCANONS HERE WE GO

  • Floyd did not realize he had feelings for Harley until they were back in their cells. He was in his room for like 2 days when he realized he felt slightly uncomfortable - like something was missing … And then after thinking about it for a full night, he realized he missed her. He missed her silly hair, her funny talks and optimism. When he realized that, he whispered ‘fuck.’
  • He eventually tells Zoe about Harley because he’s always distracted and one afternoon, Zoe goes like ‘what is wrong with you daddy’ and he tells her that he thinks about this lady…… And Zoe thinks about it for 30 seconds and then proceeds on googling Harley and they discover about her and her back story with Joker and everything and they both are really disgusted with what happened to her and Zoe is all like ‘daddy you need to help her’ and he answers ‘it’s none of my business’
  • On their second mission together, Floyd is distant with her because he promised himself he would never get emotionally attached to a woman after what happened with his wife and Harley is really confused because he doesn’t smile to her and talk to her a lot like he did on their first mission 
  • He keeps a close eye on her though because he does not want her to get hurt 
  • When she is knocked out, he goes on full-mode rage and kills everyone furiously around them because he wants to check out quickly how she is. “Are you okay?” he asks, extremely worried when she slowly wakes up and she smiles and goes like “I knew you still liked me Floydy” and he just cracks a smile, relieved, and their relationship goes back to normal
  • Still during this mission, when everyone is asleep, they talk and Floyd asks him about the Joker. He clearly sees she’s in love with him and he accepts it even though he doesn’t approve it. 
  • He tries to discover how the Joker acts with her and he quickly realizes he is not a good man. He clearly abuses her does not treat her well. And although Floyd keeps telling to himself that it is none of his business, he cannot help it and decides that he needs to help her somehow. 
  • He slowly makes her realize how awful Joker he is. He does not force it, he is subtle. He just asks her questions or ask about some stories and Harley slowly discovers by herself that Joker treats her like garbage.
  • She really open her eyes when they talk about tattoos. He asks her about her ‘Rotten’ tattoo on her jaw and she tells him that Joker is used to call her that when she does something he doesn’t like or when she annoys him.
  • She is shook, so she quickly fires back if Floyd has tattoos and he says he does. She asks him if she can see them because she loves tattoos. He sighs and eventually accepts after she does her famous puppy eyes. He removes his shirt and shows her his rib tattoo, his arm tattoos (one is a heart with a dagger where ‘Zoe’ is written innit) and his target tattoo on his chest. 
  • Harley suddenly realizes what a fine specimen he is when she sees his muscular body and also realizes what a nice decent person he has been to her and wonders what it would feel like to have a healthy relationship with a person such as Floyd.

and im gonna stop right now or my heart is gonna combust into flames and this will end in a full fanfiction cjkdnfvkfjdnvjkdnjkv         

Lana Del Rey Roleplay Sentence Starters! (possible triggers)
  • Feel free to change around pronouns to suit your character!: .
  • "I'm taking off my wedding ring."
  • "He hit me and it felt like a kiss."
  • "Loving him was never enough."
  • "Mimicking me is a fucking bore."
  • "I miss you so much."
  • "Will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful?"
  • "If I get a little prettier can I be your baby?"
  • "Do you think he'll buy me lots of diamonds?"
  • "Could be kissing my fruit-punch lips in the bright sunshine..."
  • "He says to be cool but I'm already coolest."
  • "Yeah my boyfriend's pretty cool, but he's not as cool as me."
  • "God, you're so handsome."
  • "I wish I was dead."
  • "Every time I close my eyes it's like a dark paradise."
  • "I just wanted you to know that baby you're the best."
  • "Kiss me hard before you go."
  • "I know if I go, I'll die happy tonight."
  • "I promise I won't hurt you again."
  • "I get high on hydroponic weed."
  • "I heard that you like the bad girls honey, is that true?"
  • "I'm trying hard not to get into trouble but I've got a war in my mind."
  • "Let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain."
  • "Sometimes love is not enough and the road gets tough, I don't know why."
  • "Be a good baby, do what I want."
  • "He knows I'm wasted."
national anthem lyrics for the signs
  • Aries: He loves to romance them, reckless abandon
  • Taurus: God, you're so handsome, take me to the Hamptons
  • Gemini: Blurring the lines between real and the fake
  • Cancer: I said to “get real"
  • Leo: Tell me I'm your National Anthem
  • Virgo: So put on mascara, and your party dress
  • Libra: I said, "Can we party later on?"
  • Scorpio: Summer's in the air and baby, heaven's in your eyes
  • Sagittarius: Boy, you have landed, babe, in the land of Sweetness and Danger
  • Capricorn: Baby, bow down
  • Aquarius: He said to "be cool" but I'm already coolest
  • Pisces: God, you're so handsome
Libra's Opinion on the Other Signs
  • Aries: CALM YOUR TITS GOD
  • Taurus: *poke poke* Jeeez you're so boring, fuckin hell
  • Gemini: Ur cool but Jeez, take a hit and cool your jets
  • Cancer: WHY DO YOU KEEP CRYING. And y u so clingy?
  • Leo: BESTIEEZZZZ Let's go shopping
  • Virgo: Quit telling me what to do you bossy a$$ hoe
  • Libra: Why can't everyone be a Libra, then the world would be perfect
  • Scorpio: Why are you so mean?? *cries*
  • Sagittarius: You're a lot of fun but I secretly really don't fucking like you.
  • Capricorn: Let's procrastinate together
  • Aquarius: Let's get weird together
  • Pisces: Here, I brought you some tissues, now please stop crying *scooches away*
WHAT YOUR SMASH MAIN SAYS ABOUT YOU
  • Mario: How fucking basic are you?
  • Luigi: This is still basic, it's like eating a cracker but with some butter.
  • Dr. Mario: A white coat won't cover up the basic.
  • Yoshi: How the fuck do you even play with this little green pissworm? What kind of recovery technique is that? An egg? Do you like falling off the stage because your little green abortion did nothing to help you recover?
  • Peach: You enjoy losing. It's just ridiculous how much you like to lose.
  • Bowser: Your real name is probably Gertrude or Mildred.
  • Bowser Jr: You have a bedtime.
  • Rosalina: Either you have your shield up constantly or you're that one girl who absolutely murdered Mariotehplumber in an online match. By the way have you seen it? If Rosalina is your main you need to watch this video bro. He gets annihilated harder than Fifty Shades of Grey did on Mara Wilson's Twitter.
  • Wario: Jesus Christ you stink.
  • Donkey Kong: PRIMATE BEYBLADE
  • Diddy Kong: SMALLER PRIMATE ROCKET SCIENTIST
  • Link: He doesn't say much about you. In fact he doesn't say anything at all.
  • Toon Link: You're Pegasus from Yu-Gi-Oh.
  • Zelda: This is your first time playing a Smash Bros game and you don't understand why people are upset over her SUPER cool Down+B attack???
  • Sheik: God you're just. So cool. Can I have your number?
  • Ganondorf: You like Captain Falcon's moveset but think he's too gay.
  • Captain Falcon: You like Ganondorf's moveset but think he's too emo.
  • Samus: Your favourite catchphrases are "reverse moves suck" and "counters are gay".
  • Zero Suit Samus: You're a tremendous pervert.
  • Megaman: You empathise with Samus players.
  • Kirby: HEE-YA-HEY! HEE-YA-HEY! HEE-YA-HEY! You're just Ike if Ike was a little fucking pink puffball with two moves.
  • King DeDeDe: You liked Kirby in Melee but you thought you'd try something a little shitter and harder to control but with the exact same moveset.
  • Meta Knight: Your B button is so fucking worn out like you may as well just buy a new controller for those four moves he has.
  • Ike: AETHER! AETHER! AETHER! GREEEAAAAT AETHER! Wow that was 5% luck, 15 percent skill, 100% concentrated power of will, bro.
  • Marth: Your favourite word is kawaii and you own an abundance of manga.
  • Lucina: Who the fuck even is this? Why would you pick her?
  • Robin: YOU'RE THE ASSHOLE THAT STANDS IN PEOPLE'S WAY IN THE HALLS AND MOVES AN INCH A MINUTE JESUS YOU'RE SO FUCKIN SLOW.
  • Shulk: You're a twink and don't lie to me and pretend you don't know what a twink is.
  • Pit: How's that seven chapter Destiel fanfic on your Wattpad page coming along?
  • Dark Pit: Was chapter seven full of angst?
  • Palutena: This? This is your MAIN? This is the character you play as because you think you play the best with her? Do me a favour Broseph, slide that cursor over to Ike and play a real character.
  • Pac-Man: You're so fucking cool. You're everything that's right with the world.
  • Sonic: YESSSSSS CORRECT ANSWER YOU GOT IT RIGHT THIS IS HOW TO SMASH
  • Olimar: He's so tiny. All of his moves are shit. I once played him on level nine and he just walked off the stage himself like he just knows in his heart he's not a winner.
  • Villager: You own a 3DS and it has not been set down since 2013.
  • Little Mac: You hit the gym seven times a day and pick fights with old ladies.
  • Wii Fit Trainer: But those old ladies beat the shit out of you because all you can do is yoga.
  • Fox: YOU'RE ON FUCKING COCAINE SLOW DOWN
  • Falco: YOU'RE ON FUCKING E SLOW DOWN
  • Ness: You /totally/ knew what Earthbound was before you bought Smash.
  • Lucas: And you /totally/ beat it in like, fifteen minutes, if fifteen minutes is a quick amount of time to beat Earthbound.
  • R.O.B.: Don't lie; this isn't your main.
  • Mr. Game and Watch: You're either 53 or you've never played this game before. Either way, pick a character that actually knows how to fight.
  • Duck Hunt Duo: You firmly believe Nintendo can do no wrong and have never made a mistake, not even this one.
  • Pikachu: Wow, you're really good at pressing down+B a lot.
  • Charizard: "Squirtle and Ivysaur were so shit tier anyway. I'm having fun being a dragon that moves at the speed of a dead camel."
  • Greninja: You think Nintendo are doing an excellent job with the Pokemon franchise despite taking out following Pokemon from HG/SS and the distinct lack of a wolf Pokemon, and the distinct presence of a garbage bag Pokemon.
  • Lucario: You had a Naruto phase that the counselling was never able to get rid of.
  • Jigglypuff: Fuck this little pink sack of shit all she does is float and roll. Two of her attacks don't even do anything.
  • Mewtwo: Tears. Literal tears. You thought your Melee husband was gone forever but he came back.
  • Mii: You're a self absorbed jackass that can't actually play the game, but you spent two hours getting your eyebrows to sit at the right angle and by God you're gonna let the world see that.
Meeting your family with Exo M
  • In which Exo M finally meets your family, yep, your mom your dad your relatives....everyone! Including your over protective muscular cousins.
  • Kris: /nervously sweats/ babe your cousin's like two of me ...width wise o_o
  • Tao: /looks down at feet/ -- /avoids eye contact with cousins/ ...if they kill me i love you okay
  • Chen: /your cousin pops out of no where when he's walking down the halls of your house/ lol no bish not now /pushes hand away and keeps on walking down the halls/
  • Xiumin: Hi, I'm Xiumin. /cousins bow down to him/ Damn right you're all gonna call me senpai.
  • Lay: (Cousins: "Yeah if you fuck with her you fuck with us, don't hurt her") oh my god do you guys work out oh it's so cool you're so muscular and stuff and what are you talking about? Fucking with her? Are you guys suggesting an orgy becaus- oh...oh he's talking about hurting you...oh...like heart break...oh. Um, well, lol dis is awkward
  • Luhan: /turns to you/ i think your cousin may have a crush on me,...didn't you tell him im a dude?