What quinnshot headcannons do you like? I'm thinking of writing but need ideas
OH BOY I HAVE A LOT OF HEADCANONS HERE WE GO
Floyd did not realize he had feelings for Harley until they were back in their cells. He was in his room for like 2 days when he realized he felt slightly uncomfortable - like something was missing … And then after thinking about it for a full night, he realized he missed her. He missed her silly hair, her funny talks and optimism. When he realized that, he whispered ‘fuck.’
He eventually tells Zoe about Harley because he’s always distracted and one afternoon, Zoe goes like ‘what is wrong with you daddy’ and he tells her that he thinks about this lady…… And Zoe thinks about it for 30 seconds and then proceeds on googling Harley and they discover about her and her back story with Joker and everything and they both are really disgusted with what happened to her and Zoe is all like ‘daddy you need to help her’ and he answers ‘it’s none of my business’
On their second mission together, Floyd is distant with her because he promised himself he would never get emotionally attached to a woman after what happened with his wife and Harley is really confused because he doesn’t smile to her and talk to her a lot like he did on their first mission
He keeps a close eye on her though because he does not want her to get hurt
When she is knocked out, he goes on full-mode rage and kills everyone furiously around them because he wants to check out quickly how she is. “Are you okay?” he asks, extremely worried when she slowly wakes up and she smiles and goes like “I knew you still liked me Floydy” and he just cracks a smile, relieved, and their relationship goes back to normal
Still during this mission, when everyone is asleep, they talk and Floyd asks him about the Joker. He clearly sees she’s in love with him and he accepts it even though he doesn’t approve it.
He tries to discover how the Joker acts with her and he quickly realizes he is not a good man. He clearly abuses her does not treat her well. And although Floyd keeps telling to himself that it is none of his business, he cannot help it and decides that he needs to help her somehow.
He slowly makes her realize how awful Joker he is. He does not force it, he is subtle. He just asks her questions or ask about some stories and Harley slowly discovers by herself that Joker treats her like garbage.
She really open her eyes when they talk about tattoos. He asks her about her ‘Rotten’ tattoo on her jaw and she tells him that Joker is used to call her that when she does something he doesn’t like or when she annoys him.
She is shook, so she quickly fires back if Floyd has tattoos and he says he does. She asks him if she can see them because she loves tattoos. He sighs and eventually accepts after she does her famous puppy eyes. He removes his shirt and shows her his rib tattoo, his arm tattoos (one is a heart with a dagger where ‘Zoe’ is written innit) and his target tattoo on his chest.
Harley suddenly realizes what a fine specimen he is when she sees his muscular body and also realizes what a nice decent person he has been to her and wonders what it would feel like to have a healthy relationship with a person such as Floyd.
and im gonna stop right now or my heart is gonna combust into flames and this will end in a full fanfiction cjkdnfvkfjdnvjkdnjkv
This is still basic, it's like eating a cracker but with some butter.
A white coat won't cover up the basic.
How the fuck do you even play with this little green pissworm? What kind of recovery technique is that? An egg? Do you like falling off the stage because your little green abortion did nothing to help you recover?
You enjoy losing. It's just ridiculous how much you like to lose.
Your real name is probably Gertrude or Mildred.
You have a bedtime.
Either you have your shield up constantly or you're that one girl who absolutely murdered Mariotehplumber in an online match. By the way have you seen it? If Rosalina is your main you need to watch this video bro. He gets annihilated harder than Fifty Shades of Grey did on Mara Wilson's Twitter.
Jesus Christ you stink.
SMALLER PRIMATE ROCKET SCIENTIST
He doesn't say much about you. In fact he doesn't say anything at all.
You're Pegasus from Yu-Gi-Oh.
This is your first time playing a Smash Bros game and you don't understand why people are upset over her SUPER cool Down+B attack???
God you're just. So cool. Can I have your number?
You like Captain Falcon's moveset but think he's too gay.
You like Ganondorf's moveset but think he's too emo.
Your favourite catchphrases are "reverse moves suck" and "counters are gay".
Zero Suit Samus:
You're a tremendous pervert.
You empathise with Samus players.
HEE-YA-HEY! HEE-YA-HEY! HEE-YA-HEY! You're just Ike if Ike was a little fucking pink puffball with two moves.
You liked Kirby in Melee but you thought you'd try something a little shitter and harder to control but with the exact same moveset.
Your B button is so fucking worn out like you may as well just buy a new controller for those four moves he has.
AETHER! AETHER! AETHER! GREEEAAAAT AETHER! Wow that was 5% luck, 15 percent skill, 100% concentrated power of will, bro.
Your favourite word is kawaii and you own an abundance of manga.
Who the fuck even is this? Why would you pick her?
YOU'RE THE ASSHOLE THAT STANDS IN PEOPLE'S WAY IN THE HALLS AND MOVES AN INCH A MINUTE JESUS YOU'RE SO FUCKIN SLOW.
You're a twink and don't lie to me and pretend you don't know what a twink is.
How's that seven chapter Destiel fanfic on your Wattpad page coming along?
Was chapter seven full of angst?
This? This is your MAIN? This is the character you play as because you think you play the best with her? Do me a favour Broseph, slide that cursor over to Ike and play a real character.
You're so fucking cool. You're everything that's right with the world.
YESSSSSS CORRECT ANSWER YOU GOT IT RIGHT THIS IS HOW TO SMASH
He's so tiny. All of his moves are shit. I once played him on level nine and he just walked off the stage himself like he just knows in his heart he's not a winner.
You own a 3DS and it has not been set down since 2013.
You hit the gym seven times a day and pick fights with old ladies.
Wii Fit Trainer:
But those old ladies beat the shit out of you because all you can do is yoga.
YOU'RE ON FUCKING COCAINE SLOW DOWN
YOU'RE ON FUCKING E SLOW DOWN
You /totally/ knew what Earthbound was before you bought Smash.
And you /totally/ beat it in like, fifteen minutes, if fifteen minutes is a quick amount of time to beat Earthbound.
Don't lie; this isn't your main.
Mr. Game and Watch:
You're either 53 or you've never played this game before. Either way, pick a character that actually knows how to fight.
Duck Hunt Duo:
You firmly believe Nintendo can do no wrong and have never made a mistake, not even this one.
Wow, you're really good at pressing down+B a lot.
"Squirtle and Ivysaur were so shit tier anyway. I'm having fun being a dragon that moves at the speed of a dead camel."
You think Nintendo are doing an excellent job with the Pokemon franchise despite taking out following Pokemon from HG/SS and the distinct lack of a wolf Pokemon, and the distinct presence of a garbage bag Pokemon.
You had a Naruto phase that the counselling was never able to get rid of.
Fuck this little pink sack of shit all she does is float and roll. Two of her attacks don't even do anything.
Tears. Literal tears. You thought your Melee husband was gone forever but he came back.
You're a self absorbed jackass that can't actually play the game, but you spent two hours getting your eyebrows to sit at the right angle and by God you're gonna let the world see that.
In which Exo M finally meets your family, yep, your mom your dad your relatives....everyone! Including your over protective muscular cousins.
/nervously sweats/ babe your cousin's like two of me ...width wise o_o
/looks down at feet/ -- /avoids eye contact with cousins/ ...if they kill me i love you okay
/your cousin pops out of no where when he's walking down the halls of your house/ lol no bish not now /pushes hand away and keeps on walking down the halls/
Hi, I'm Xiumin. /cousins bow down to him/ Damn right you're all gonna call me senpai.
(Cousins: "Yeah if you fuck with her you fuck with us, don't hurt her") oh my god do you guys work out oh it's so cool you're so muscular and stuff and what are you talking about? Fucking with her? Are you guys suggesting an orgy becaus- oh...oh he's talking about hurting you...oh...like heart break...oh. Um, well, lol dis is awkward
/turns to you/ i think your cousin may have a crush on me,...didn't you tell him im a dude?