god you're my favorite

anonymous asked:

You never fail to make me absolutely love your blog! ❤️❤️ okay so I'm really short 4'11. I obsess a lot over tv shows and bands/singers. I'm really funny I guess haha, I make lots of sarcastic and dirty jokes. I like reading a lot, there's never a time in not in the middle of a book and listening to music. My favorite color is yellow which contradicts my dark clothes. I'm really quiet and awkward at first but I can be really loud and have a "I don't give a fuck" attitude. Anyone is fine :)))

To the Anon with the dirty jokes and fighting spirit! Thanks for your support and all the love <3 

You & Saeran 

  • You sat back in the office chair with your legs crossed in front of your computer
  • Book in hand, you were in the middle of a paragraph when a familiar face peered over the top
  • “What are you doing?” he asked with a raised eyebrow.
  • “The concert tickets are about to go on sale and I’m not moving until I buy them,” you said in determination.
  • He glanced at the countdown clock on the screen. “Not even for me?”
  • “Nope, I’m getting these tickets,” you flipped to the next page.  
  • Shiny laminated rectangles dangled in front of you now.
  • “I guess me and my backstage passes will just take our business elsewhere,” Saeran stated in a dismissive tone.
  • Dropping your book you tried to grab them but he held them up high.
  • Even kneeling on the office chair you weren’t tall enough to reach them (that didn’t stop you from trying though).
  • “How did you get those?!”
  • He shrugged. “Places.”
  • You narrowed your eyes and jumped for them only to have him move them higher. “Saeran!!!”
  • “So close shortie,” he had a mischievous smirk. “Maybe if you beg me I’ll give them to you.”
  • “You mean like you did last night?”
  • There was a hint of a blush as he was blind-sided.  “I didn’t-“
  • “M-MC, faster. That feels sooo good,” you imitated being out of breath.
  • His blush deepened. “S-shut up, just take them already.” He dropped them and walked away.
  • You clutched them to your chest and smirked in victory.  You would go find him and reward him for such a great gift.
  • You thought to yourself,  Imma climb that boy like a tree. (≖ᴗ≖)
  • Me: I don't have a favorite sensate I love them all equally.
  • Capheus: *in danger*
  • Me: oh shit oh fuck I have a favorite
  • Sun: *in danger*
  • Me: oh... oh no... I have two favorites
  • Nomie: *might get arrested and her moms a bitch and her dad calls her daughter*
  • Me: oh oh my god oh my god ohmygod he called her his daughter nomie you're my favorite and omg he called you his daughter and you're crying and they love you oh my godddd
  • Wolfgang: *kidnapped and that whole fucking scene with them all getting elotrocuted*
  • Me: FUCK NO OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOOOOOD
  • Lito: exists
  • Me: oh shit
  • ME: *finishes season *
  • Me: shit
  • Me: I have eight favorites

anonymous asked:

16. For Canada please? You're my favorite tumblr btw

o.o my god, thank you! I bow before you, dear!

Nr. 16, Are you jealous
Canada x Reader

It was a lovely summer evening and Y/N was at a BBQ party with Alfred and Matthew. The fact they were even there was because Alfred knew that the situation between his brother and Y/N was… as Mark Zuckerberg would call it, complicated. It was obvious that they ‘liked’ each other, but his brother was shy and Y/N was afraid. So he came up with the ‘best plan you’ve ever seen, believe me, it’s great’ or so he said. The hero’s plan relied on one, very volatile fact in Y/N’s eyes: Could they manage to make Matthew jealous? By the best will, Y/N couldn’t imagine that. He was way too gentle, shy and everything but possessive. But it was worth a shot, right?
So, there Y/N was, all nicely dressed and everything.
“You look gorgeous today, Y/N” Al remarked.
“Oh, thank you, Al, I guess” Y/N replied slightly embarrassed.
“What do you think, Mattie? Don’t you think Y/N looks great today?” Al asked a bit overly motivated. Matthew looked a bit confused, but then shrugged and said:
“They always do, but yeah, I guess.”
“C'mon Y/N, tell me what you want to eat! I’ll be your servant for now! Chicken, beef, veal, corn? My heart and love?”
Y/N was blushing madly: “I think corn is fine with me-”
“Alrighty, just a sec, I’ll get you the best corn you’ve ever had in your life! Just the best is good enough, right?” He winked at them.
“Uh-huh” Y/N muttered deeply embarrassed.
Alfred grinned and walked in the house, leaving Y/N and Matthew alone.

“Mh… so that was sure something” Matthew pointed out.
“Something terribly embarrassing” Y/N replied silently and looked at Matthew’s face. He smiled, but his eyes were unusually empty-looking.
“Well, I’d rather call it surprising. I didn’t know there was something going on between the two of you.” Y/N’s eyes widened and their mouth opened as Y/N searched for words.
“Matthew” Y/N finally started, “What… you-”
“You don’t have to explain. He’s a funny guy I guess” he interrupted.
“… Are you serious, Matt?” Y/N asked baffled.
“Serious about what?” He asked and huffed silently.
“Seriously… are you… jealous??” Y/N couldn’t believe he had actually fallen for something that obvious. Matthew blushed like one of Antonio’s tomatos.
“No, I’m not-”
“Matthew, you dork” Y/N couldn’t help but to laugh, “That was a joke!”
“Yeah, dude, I mean, Y/N’s great and all, but I’m not that much of an ass! I found your diary entry-”
“Alfred!!!!” Matthew screamed. Alfred laughed loudly.
“Mattie, you know I’d never start something with Y/N!” he then said, “But now you don’t have to confess anymore and Y/N doesn’t have to do it – I could do this as a job: Alfred F. Jones, America’s best relationship creator-”
“Sure, Al, great idea” Y/N interrupted and laughed.
“Al… I hate you” Matthew groaned.
“Ay, that’s fine right now, you may kiss the lucky one, here, Y/N, now!” Al grinned and poked Matthew’s cheek: “I’m your brother, I’m always here to help.”

Me, posed, ready to defend my lovely Jewish co-inhabitants. (Iloveyouandiwillpunchanyoneforyou)

(iwoulddothesameforyoubutESPECIALLY *** ******)

infinitemisfit33  asked:

Yuma I swear to God you are my favorite vampire of all time! You're just so handsome, tall, tough, and sexy 😍 -slips into his sweater, it was pretty big on me and snuggles in it- and your sweater is so comfy!! Mind if I keep it on?

Yuuma: Wha-

Yuuma:

Yuuma: Heh.

Yuuma: *whispers to you ear* You know, Sow… that’s a very dirty trick. Do you want me to have some fun with you, wearing my sweater like this?

So I have a habit of livetexting everything I read/watch to the person who got me into it, and it's generally regarded as quite amusing. My dear friend Mycroft recently got me into Young Wizards, and he suggested that I put one of my livetexts up on Tumblr as my introduction into the fandom. So here goes "Iago reads High Wizardry" (lightly edited to make reading easier).
  • Iago: *picks up High Wizardry* Here we go.
  • Iago: Oh god. Setting up a computer in the nineties. This should be fun.
  • Iago: Dari wearing a Star Wars shirt makes me incredibly happy.
  • Iago: Nita's parents affronted by the fact that Dari can set up the computer without instructions is just perfect.
  • Mycroft: Dairine is the best Star Wars nerd.
  • Iago: She also likes X-Men, which is perfect.
  • Iago: "The sure way to make the world work for you was to know everything. Dairine sat home and busied herself with conquering the world." New favorite character? I think so.
  • Mycroft: I think she became like half the fandom's favorite character at that exact moment. Myself included--I can definitely relate.
  • Iago: *laughs* At least I'm in good company, then.
  • Iago: I hope Dari eventually conquers the world. We couldn't have a better ruler.
  • Mycroft: Amen to THAT.
  • Iago: Oh sweet lord Dari took the Oath we're all toast.
  • Iago: Dari with a lightsaber is a terrifying thought.
  • Iago: Dari's going to have an affinity for computer systems, isn't she?
  • Iago: Awwwww, Nita's upset that Kit didn't notice her new boobs!
  • Mycroft: Also consider this- since Dari took the Oath, she could probably make a lighsaber out of wizardry if she really wanted.
  • Iago: Oh sweet minty Jesus we're fucked.
  • Iago: Oh look, Dari's created a second computer.
  • Mycroft: It's always good to have backups...
  • Iago: It's her Wizard's manual, isn't it?
  • Mycroft: I'm saying nothingggggg.
  • Iago: It's totally her manual. It's fucking taking her to Mars as we speak,
  • Mycroft: Okay yes. That is a thing.
  • Iago: Obviously that means she has an affinity for computers. I'm a writer. i know these things.
  • Iago: It also means that she might have and easier time with wizardry that Kit and Nita, because she just has to command the computer.
  • Mycroft: Brace yourself for the "computer wizard" puns. They're gonna happen.
  • Iago: YUS
  • Iago: How convenient is it that two of the *four* North American Senior Wizards live within relative spitting distance of our main characters?
  • Iago: Wait, puberty gives you more power? Fuck, why wasn't *I* a wizard? That could have made things a hell of a lot easier.
  • Iago: Souls are one to a customer *on this planet*? The hell does that mean?
  • Mycroft: It's a big, weird Universe out there...
  • Iago: Fair play to you.
  • Iago: Ah, the trouble with going to a place about which you know nothing: you find yourself talking to the luggage. I wouldn't be surprised if, at some point, Dari used the wrong verbs and ended up kissing a complete stranger.
  • Iago: Ah, planet-hopping youth. Always expecting something they're familiar with, when someone more experienced would know not to expect anything.
  • Iago: "Tentacled" being used as a way to describe how people get around brings me much joy.
  • Mycroft: SAME. Also, welcome to the Crossings. You'll be seeing a lot of it.
  • Iago: Oh boy. That sounds ominous.
  • Mycroft: Well, I mean it's a popular travel hub.
  • Iago: Fair enough.
  • Iago: Oh my god are those actually dinosaurs.
  • Iago: Holy shit it's like a bloodhound but it's a dinosaur yes good I approve of this.
  • Iago: Oh shit, now she's covering her trail. How the hell are Kit and Nita going to fin her
  • Iago: God, this galaxy sounds beautiful.
  • Iago: Kit and Nita in a "permanent partnership". *waggles eyebrows*
  • Mycroft: INDEED.
  • Mycroft: They're so adorably awkward.
  • Iago: Especially at thirteen and fourteen. This is perfect.
  • Iago: And we're back to Nita considering asking Kit what he thinks about "things".
  • Mycroft: Bless her beautiful relatable awkwardness.
  • Iago: Yes, Tom, tell the magical children to go to major law enforcement authorities. That can't possibly backfire in your face.
  • Iago: planet-sized computer chip = yes good.
  • Mycroft: Wasn't it terrifying when Dairine thought she'd fried her Manual. Stranded in the middle of a distant unexplored planet is not the greatest time for that.
  • Iago: It was too far from the end of the book for her to be dead just yet.
  • Iago: Ah! She's teaching it and everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.
  • Iago: Oo! Dairine's manual is learning, too!
  • Iago: Oh god is she going to make the planet a wizard
  • Mycroft: ...MAYBE
  • Iago: Goody.
  • Mycroft: By the way, you didn't say anything about the Doctor's cameo...
  • Iago: Oh, of *course* that was him. I was wondering why he felt familiar. Which incarnation was that supposed to be?
  • Mycroft: Five. He's Diane Duane's favorite.
  • Iago: Ahhhh. Makes sense why I didn't quite catch it, then. I've never seen a Five story, and I really know very little about him.
  • Iago: oh god it was a *birthing* room?
  • Iago: "Kit, I didn't do it for you 'some'. I did it for you 'pretty much'."
  • Iago: I FUCKING SHIP IT SO GODDAMN HARD RIGHT NOW.
  • Mycroft: YES GOOD JOIN US
  • Iago: IS THERE SOME KIND OF INITIATION CEREMONY OR AM I JUST IN
  • Iago: BECAUSE I WILL WRITE FANFIC IF NECESSARY.
  • Mycroft: FANFIC IS ALWAYS GOOD
  • Iago: Also, That Fucker just blew up a star to kill Kit and Nita. How rude.
  • Mycroftt: Are we calling the Lone Power That Fucker now because I totally approve
  • Iago: We totally can. I figured that capitalizing the first letters of any creative epithet I come up with would get the point across.
  • Mycroft: And it totally did.
  • Iago: Aw, Dairine's making friends with the circuit turtles!
  • Mycroft: With!
  • Iago: Is that its name?
  • Iago: Apparently not. Too bad, that would have been cute.
  • Iago: Gigo's nice, too, though
  • Iago: Mycroft I want a circuit turtle
  • Iago: Oh my god Dairine has just created a new race.
  • Mycroft: YUP
  • Iago: Good lord she *could* take over the world.
  • Mycroft: I would probably support this.
  • Iago: We wouldn't be able to stop her. We probably wouldn't *want* to stop her.
  • Iago: Oh dear god the circuit turtles are going to take over the Universe
  • Mycroft: I think it's more like... reprogramming
  • Iago: They're going to remake the whole damn thing!
  • Iago: I legitimately do not know what the Lone Asshat wants from this encounter.
  • Iago: Oh my god Dari has just used one of my favorite lines.
  • Iago: "You're so full of it that if you had eyes, they'd be brown."
  • Iago: Ah, mental contact. Solves everyone's problems
  • Iago: *flailing* Dari!
  • Iago: GODDAMMIT MYCROFT IF SHE HAS TO DIE TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE I QUIT LIFE
  • Iago: Nita and Kit showed up in the nick of time, and honest to god I was waiting for a, "Surprise, bitch."
  • Iago: "One might be intending to cripple or destroy that Power, but there was no need to be rude about it."
  • Iago: AND WHY NOT
  • Iago: RUDE IS FUN
  • Iago: WHY IS NITA USING HER LIFE FORCE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT'S THE WORST IDEA
  • Iago: PEACH
  • Iago: *incoherent shrieking*
  • Iago: MYCROFT I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL END YOU WHY DID YOU GET ME INTO A SERIES THAT HURTS SO MUCH
  • Iago: WAIT A SECOND HAS DAIRINE ACTUALLY BECOME GOD
  • Iago: SHE HAS SHE'S TOTALLY GOD
  • Iago: JEELSUS CRUST HOW
  • Iago: SHE CREATED A SPECIES AND NOW SHE'S ALMIGHTY WE MAY AS WELL JUST START WORSHIPPING HER
  • Iago: WAIT NO FUCK SHE CAN'T DIE SHE'S GOD
  • Iago: PICCHU. PICCHU IS BACK. IN A DIFFERENT FORM BUT FUCK I'LL TAKE IT.
  • Iago: THEY ARE ALL ALIVE
  • Iago: OH MY GOD NO ONE DIED
  • Iago: NO ONE ACTUALLY DIED HOLY SHIT
  • Iago: EXCUSE ME WHILE I ROLL AROUND ON THE GROUND, SCREAMING FOR JOY
To the seven + Nico + Thalia: Favourite God?
  • *Olympus* *Gods watch Hephaestus TV*
  • Apollo: Ooooooh! Interesting question. YO HEPHAESTUS
  • Hephaestus: YEAH
  • Apollo: STILL GOT THAT LIE DETECTOR THING?
  • Hephaestus: YEAH, WHY?
  • Apollo: Round up the Olympians, we're paying the kids a little visit
  • *Camp Half-Blood*
  • Percy: I -
  • *Gods appear*
  • Zeus: We heard the question and were curious
  • Aphrodite: YO HADES! GET YO ASS UP HERE!
  • Hades: Wazgoinon? I just got Cerberus to sleep
  • Aphrodite: Look at the question
  • Hades: Oooh, torture! My favorite
  • Jupiter: Hephaestus, my Greek friend here, has a lie detector
  • Hephaestus: Sup
  • Jupiter: Jason, you first
  • Jason: *sweats* Um...
  • Hades: We have all eternity
  • Jason: Jupiter
  • • beep • beep • beep •
  • Jason: Fine! It's Poseidon
  • Hades: *hands Poseidon 100 sand dollars*
  • Jupiter: *single tear rolls down cheek* Juno I need a hug
  • Juno: Not happening. You cheated on me to have him
  • Jupiter: She was pretty
  • Juno: And I'm not?
  • Jupiter: For my own safety, I'm not answering that
  • Juno: *glares*
  • Poseidon: That's one for Team Fish! *fist bumps Jason* Percy?
  • Percy: Hestia
  • Hestia: *waves* I got noticed *dances*
  • Poseidon: B-B-But Team Fish
  • Percy: My opinion dude
  • Poseidon: Fine! I see how it is *sniffs*
  • Athena: My daughter will make the wise choice
  • Annabeth: *glares at Hera* definitely not that cow over there
  • Hera: *flicks hair* *sticks nose in the air*
  • Annabeth: Honestly, I'm a subscriber to Team Fish
  • Poseidon: YUSH! TEAM FISH FTW! See, your girlfriend likes me
  • Percy: *shrugs*
  • Annabeth: *high fives Poseidon* Group photo?
  • Nyx: *from Tartarus* DON'T TRUST A GROUP PHOTO FROM HER
  • Team Fish: *group photo*
  • Zeus: Wait! My Roman self forgot about my Greek kid! What's her name? Tia? Make the Greeks proud Tia
  • Thalia: THALIA
  • Zeus: *looks hopeful* what's your answer Leah?
  • Thalia: *roles eyes* obviously my bestie
  • Zeus: *leans forward hopefully*
  • Thalia: Artemis
  • Zeus: *looks at Hera upset*
  • Hera: She was also an extramarital affair WITH THE SAME WOMAN!!!
  • Zeus: You're mean
  • Artemis: YASSS!!! All the single ladies all the single ladies all the single ladies all the single ladies! Now put your hands up
  • Hunters: *puts hands in the air* *dance off with Artemis*
  • Aphrodite: *looks on disgusted* Piper?
  • Piper: Unlike Jason, I won't try to spare your feelings. I'm Team Fish all the way
  • Aphrodite: Why is everyone choosing Poseidon?
  • Piper: 'cause the dude's real chill
  • Poseidon: Eeeeeyyyyyy *starts conga with Team Fish*
  • Pluto: Hazel?
  • Hazel: Um, sorry, but Hecate
  • Hecate: It's a kind of magic
  • Hazel: What are you singing?
  • Hecate: Queen
  • Hazel: The Queen does songs now?
  • Hecate: No, it's a band
  • Hazel: The Queen's a band now?
  • Hecate: No, not a band as in a rubber band! Ugh, it's like the Chicken Nuggets all over again
  • Hazel: How can a chicken be a nugget?!
  • Hecate: Come with me. I need to show you YouTube
  • Hazel: I don't have a tube
  • Hecate: Ugh, come on!
  • Everyone: . . .
  • Frank: I know the feel
  • Mars: Ah, Frank. You haven't answered
  • Frank: Fudge
  • Everyone:
  • Frank: Excuse my language
  • Everyone:
  • Frank: Ok... Did I d cross the line?
  • Everyone:
  • Frank: I'm just gonna answer the question. Sorry dad but everyone already knows it's Apollo
  • Apollo: Because I'm awesome and hot!
  • Artemis: *calls from distance* no your not
  • Apollo: Yes I am
  • Artemis: Not
  • Apollo: Am
  • Artemis: Not
  • Apollo: AM
  • Artemis: NOT
  • Zeus: WILL YOU TWO STOP BICKERING
  • Apollo and Artemis: NO
  • Zeus: I'M WARNING YOU
  • Apollo and Artemis: And your massive group of friends is going to help you
  • Zeus: I have feelings you know!
  • Apollo and Artemis: We know
  • Zeus: Why is everybody being so mean today?
  • Hephaestus: I'm surprised my son has managed to stay quiet so long
  • Leo: *playing on games console*
  • Hephaestus: OMG IS THAT MARIO KART ON GAME CUBE???
  • Leo: Yes
  • Hephaestus: WHERE'S THE SECOND CONTROLLER? NEVER MIND, I'LL MAKE ONE
  • Leo: And that's why you're my favorite God
  • Hephaestus: See, my son's loyal
  • Hades: It's just you, Nico
  • Nico: Team Fish *joins conga line*
  • Hades: Fine, your banned from seeing Cerberus for a week and I'm cutting off your shadowtravel allowance for the week
  • Nico: *shrugs*
  • Poseidon: WHOOP!
  • Percy: I thought water wasn't your type
  • Nico: No, I said YOU'RE not my type
  • Leo: Ooh, sick burn bro
  • Percy: *sniffs*

maravding  asked:

a while ago you invited everyone to watch the movie D.E.B.S. today i finally watched, and, oh my god, i loved it. so thank you. you're one of my favorite people on tumblr. (also, you know, thanks for creating amazing languages like High Valyrian and Trigedasleng and such. keep up the fantastic work.)

And this post shall serve as another reminder to watch D.E.B.S. I constantly want to reference this movie, but I need more people to see it, or no one will get it! You know how frequently I want to write “open to love!” or “I don’t like their attitude!”, because it’s like all the time. ARGH! This movie should be watched at least as frequently as She’s All That or whatever else of that ilk people watch regularly. It’s amazing!

Originally posted by soulasexpensiveasgivenchy

‘It’s wrong for women to be constantly shy and embarrassed about their bodies. There are so many images of unattainable beauty that are so destructive. It’s important to show how your body really is. As the cliche has it, beauty comes from within.’

Alex Kingston 

Indianapolis GenCon 2016

The lovely @magikmutant took this photo and we both forgot it existed until this very moment. I met these four lovely kids at GenCon on Sunday! They had all attended the live show for Critical Role the previous night, and very excitedly flagged me down for a photo! The little warrior in the red accented armor excitedly told me that I was her favorite (Cue my heart growing four sizes) out of everyone in Vox Machina. I asked if she had slain any dragons, and she admitted she had fought one once, but hadn’t managed to kill it. These are the tiniest and most wonderful Critters I’ve ever met, and I’m so glad I got to talk with them!

apollosvertigo  asked:

God you're one of my favorite artists/Cartoonist. I love how your characters are different shapes and sizes! Keep it up :)

Aw man, thank you so much! I really appreciate you saying you can see all the different shapes and sizes, I struggle with that sometimes, I feel. I’ve been posting a lot of Sharkfighter stuff, and I guess at least with those characters I feel like their body shapes and stuff are pretty variant? 

I doodled a chart here haha-

I try to keep characters different, agh, it just means a lot to hear someone can see it even when I can’t at times <33