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COOKIE READ-A-THON UPDATE #2

Hello yes I am making an update blesssss

Books finished: 3 (what)
-  Warcross by Marie Lu 5⭐ - oh my god, the ending fucked me up and now we have to wait a year for the sequel whyyyyy
- The Sacred Lies of Minnow Bly  5⭐ - a reread that was just as horrifying as the first time
- Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets  5⭐ - not originally on my TBR, as it was already started and I didn’t think I’d finish, but here we are

Currently reading: Ugly Love (another reread lol I’m not even sorry)

Total pages read: 845 

Hope you guys are having fun! Happy reading!💖

anonymous asked:

Wow I understand getting upset about people feeling entitled and demanding for updates but attacking and insulting your readers for being excited and wondering about whether or not the story is continuing; not when but if?? Yeah people have bad fucking days but being a shitty person for no fucking reason what so ever like really? So I guess it's "Fuck you if you're even excited about my stories" now too huh? I guess we can't ask you shit about them now

Did I ever state they can’t ask questions? I would fucking LOVE for some asks that are about the story, whether that be the plot, the characters, my opinions on it, etc., and not simply “lol is this going to update?” Asks that are genuinely interested in the story and get me thinking are how you get a god damned update.

But if that’s how you want to take my previous reply, then be my fucking guest. If you’re offended, boo-fucking-hoo. I’m done with this.

anonymous asked:

Can you help me out with drawing feet from different perspectives? I cant even with feet, thank you!

oh dang feet are one of my weaker points so this will be brief. 

first i start out with the main shape of the foot (simplify it into a wedge or triangle just to maintain proportions) note: toes are weird

and then start filling in the finer details. At this point, its up to the drawing gods to decide your fate idk just a;sldkfjAKDLFJS

*sweats* and there ya go

3:50 pm

Every Friday at exactly 3:50 pm Draco makes sure to kiss Harry.

Every Friday. He hasn’t been late once either. Because Draco always drops everything he’s doing, no matter what he’s doing, to go and look for Harry. It’s not that easy sometimes. Harry has a job that, unlike Draco’s, requires him to actually leave the house. Whenever Draco shows up at his workplace, Harry’s face lightens up. He has never complained about Draco interrupting his work. Not once.

Even when they’re fighting and they’re both in a bad mood, they briefly forget about it when it’s 3:50 on a Friday. Like right now. They had an argument last night about Harry getting a motorcycle. Draco just doesn’t get why Harry would want to spend that much money on something that will probably kill him. They both fell asleep with a scowl on their face and they didn’t talk while eating breakfast. Harry left the house while Draco was reading the paper.

But now, as Draco stands in front of him, Harry is smiling at him fondly. Merlin, Draco just never tires of that smile. Even after all these years.

He glances at the clock and sees it’s 3:49. His eyes find Harry’s and they hold so much love, it makes Draco shudder. He takes Harry’s hands in his and pulls him closer. When his lips brush Harry’s, a familiar feeling washes over him. It’s warm and invigorating, reassuring and exhilarating. Kissing Harry will never fail to consume and mesmerize Draco.

Harry leans away again and brushes his thumb over Draco’s cheek.

“I still have a bit of work to do, but I’ll try to be home early, okay?”

“Okay,” Draco whispers, his eyes still closed.

He feels Harry kiss the tip of his nose and can’t help but grin. He pulls Harry back into a tight embrace and relishes the feeling of Harry’s body shaking against his, as Harry laughs out loud.

“I love our Friday afternoon kisses,” Harry murmurs.

“I love them, too.”

Draco really does. Because it was 3:50 pm on a Friday afternoon when Harry Potter said “I do” and kissed Draco for the first time as his husband.

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니가 알던 내가 아냐 (I’M NOT THE PERSON YOU USED TO KNOW)

tbh you get so used to your mental illness that its not even like “oh god this cant be happening” like it used to be. its just like lol “here we go again another mood drop” “oh well would u look at that i cant stop shaking” “what do you know? i dont feel anything” and its such normalcy to you that it becomes this dreadful routine that never ends and the worst part about all of it is that you dont care anymore

Drarry sober vs. drunk--

Draco while sober:
Harry: I love you.
Draco: Shit, Potter, can you stop being so gay for just five minutes?!

Draco while drunk:
Harry: I love you.
Draco: *sobbing into Harry’s shoulder* Harry, I don’t even deserve you.

Harry while sober:
Harry: God, just looking at your arse makes me randy as fuck.
Draco: Charming.

Harry while drunk:
Harry: Sometimes it hurts to look right at you, that’s how beautiful you are, baby; you’re so pure, your hair is like silken, spun gold, your eyes sparkle like diamonds–
Draco: I don’t know him, please help me.

historical archive diving: this is from 2007 but it still applies: 

A translation (in part) from the Lithuanian, for Introduction to Indo-European

 There was a king’s daughter.  Her parents gave her a ring and told [her] [never] to lose [it].   She went down to the water hole to wash her face.  And the ring fell in the depths of the water hole.  No one was able to reach it.  She stood still and weeps [sic - blame the Lithuanians].  A serpent arrive[s]  [and] asks “Why are you crying?”
       
“Because,” answered the maiden, “I really don’t see why every culture has to have a version of this story.  Really, it is not that interesting.”

And the snake said, “Truly, maiden, that is a good reason to cry.  I shall join you.” And it wept as well, but a little farther off.

And a mouse came by – warily, because it was no fool of a mouse.  But soon it saw that the snake was no danger, being preoccupied with its misery.

“Why are you crying?” asked the mouse.

“I’m crying because the maiden over there doesn’t like universalism, and she’s right!” said the snake.

“That is, in fact, a good reason to cry,” said the mouse, and he began to cry as well.

A passing fox saw the snake and the mouse, and, being a naturally curious animal, asked, “Why are you crying?”

“I’m crying,” said the mouse, “because the snake said the girl doesn’t like universalism.”

“Well, of course not,” said the fox.  “Oh, you mean….  That is  a good reason to cry.”

But at this point, the maiden, having gotten over her sorrow, came by.  “Why are you all crying?” she asked.

“Because you don’t like universalism,” said the fox, who was slightly brighter than the other two.

Joseph Campbell!” said the maiden.  “Don’t you fools see that you’ve plunged us into a chain tale?” And she left them there, crying.
THE END

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whenever i can’t draw i always default to these losers in a shoujo-manga au.

hamilton characters as club penguin bans
  • Washington: Stop screaming children it will be over soon
  • Jefferson to Lafayette: I could kill you right now, no one would hear you scream, I could go back and pretend to be you, they wouldn't even realize you were missing
  • Hercules: Fashion police, you're definitely under arrest
  • Aaron: You're tearing this family apart, god damn why can't you do it right
  • Alexander: 911 what is your emergency, what do you mean you're being murdered, people can't do that.
  • Jefferson: Put it on the menu
  • Alexander: You should jump cos no one likes you lol
  • Angelica: When I see stars I think of you, because you're only beautiful from a distance
  • Peggy: I heard you like the bad penguins, I don't want to brag but, I didn't sign up with my parents permission
  • Alexander: Help I can't swim
  • Angelica: Your point
  • Alexander: I'm drowning
  • Angelica: And I'm reading
  • Hercules: I live a hard life and work a dangerous job, i work as an officer for the fashion police
  • Angelica: That's not a good thing
  • Seabury: Thank you all for coming *no one is there*
  • King George: Have you ever heard of stranger danger
  • Aaron: Girl r u trash bc I want to take you out
  • Alex: I poisoned one of our glasses but I forgot which one
  • John: The way this dinner is going I hope it's mine
  • Madison to Jefferson: What the fuck purple
  • Eliza: Magic mirror, will I ever find love
  • Mirror: Ask again later
  • Alex: I like you
  • Ang: Me?
  • Eliza: No he meant me
  • Hercules: Dora your never going to get there with boots
  • Maria: I'm sensing you're a bit of a bitch
  • Hamilton: Can I pay you in swag
  • Eliza: What the flipper
  • Peggy: Why would you swear like that
  • Maria: Was abandoned, is alone and sad
  • Washington: Locked up because my eyebrow game was to strong
  • Jefferson/Aaron: Smooth as butter
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Winning? Is that what you think is about? 

I’m not trying to win. I’m not doing this because I want to beat someone or because I hate someone or because… because I want to blame someone. It’s not because is fun, God knows it’s not because is easy. It’s not even because it works because it hardly ever does. I do what I do because it’s right. Because it’s decent. And above all it’s kind, it’s just that. 

Just kind.

@thunderboltsortofapenny said: No no let’s do this! Why would steve need to be fake married. Or why would bucky need to be fake married to Steve. We need a reason. #Viper do the thing #It’ll be fun!

So I did the thing, and it’s stupid and terrible, but here, have it:


Bucky’s an EMT. Normal guy, just living his life, trying to help where he can. And then one day, all of a sudden, the aliens are invading NYC, and Bucky’s out there helping, right in the middle of the danger zone because of course he is.

There’s a fight going on, and a bunch of freaks in weird suits seem to be fighting the aliens, but Bucky doesn’t have much time to focus on anything other than all the people in dire need of medical attention. He does what he can to help, grabs the first metal bar he can find and fights only the aliens getting in his way, and works himself to exhaustion. Then there’s a blast, and it sends a man flying right into the wall next to him.

“Hey, you okay?” Bucky asks, rushing to help him, and though Bucky could’ve sworn the blow was hard enough to crush anyone’s ribs, he’s surprised to see the man–who must’ve been on his way to a costume party–stand up practically unscathed.

He’s got broad shoulders and a strong jaw and eyes of the prettiest shade of blue Bucky’s ever seen, and even with his face covered in soot and grime and blood, Bucky’s heart skips a beat.

For a few seconds the man seems a bit disoriented, then he finally registers Bucky’s presence. “What are you doing here?? Get out of the streets!”

“I was–” Bucky starts, and is cut off by an explosion right above their heads and a bunch of debris raining down on them, and a hand shoving him aside.

When he comes to, which is a surprise in itself, the dust has started to clear, and the man who’s clearly saved his life is carrying him as if he weighed nothing, concern in those beautiful eyes and a big, warm hand pressed tenderly against Bucky’s neck, checking for a pulse.

He locks eyes with Bucky and sighs in relief, the hint of a smile on his plush lips, but the hand remains where it is. “Hi,” he says. “You all right?”

“Y-yeah… Thank you,” Bucky replies, but he doesn’t move to free himself of the man’s arms. His stomach is doing something weird, and the man surely has other people to rescue, but for a few seconds they both just stay there, shell-shocked and staring at each other like the world around them has stopped.

Then something blows up nearby, and the spell is broken.

Carefully, the man helps him to his feet, makes sure Bucky’s in one piece, and then says, “Find shelter, okay? Stay inside.”

Bucky’s not planning to, but he can’t find it in him to tell that to this incredible man, so he slowly licks his lips and nods. Before turning around to leave, the man offers him a small, shy smile.

- - - - -

During the next few weeks after the Chitauri attack on NYC, every single piece of footage of the Avengers fighting against the aliens and helping civilians goes viral. Phone videos, security cameras, blurry pics.

The most popular, by far, is a snapshot of Captain America carrying a guy, who can be seen fighting aliens and helping people in other videos, bridal style, thumb caressing his jaw, and both looking like lovestruck teenagers.

Bucky can’t go to the grocery store or even do his job without being stalked by the paparazzi or Cap’s groupies or just random people wanting to know what his Avenger name is, and for how long he’s been dating Captain America.

- - - - -

“You’ve ruined my life!!” Bucky tells him, because of course, of course Captain America would pick Bucky’s park for his morning run. Of course Bucky’d slip on wet leaves on the pavement precisely this morning, and of fucking course Captain America would just happen to be around to catch him at just the right time. Bucky’s seeing red.

“I’m sorry,” Captain America says, and it’s extremely unfair just how genuine and how much like a kicked puppy he looks.

Christ, Bucky wants to punch him.

- - - - -

Steve’s been living in PR hell.

He’s spent the past weeks “saving” girls and boys alike from getting hit by a bicycle, or fainting, or a fuckton of equally stupid shit.

The second anyone spots Captain America, there’ll suddenly be some kind of dangerous situation going down, and someone hoping Cap will carry them bridal style to safety and maybe fall head over heels in love with them in the process.

Steve is tired and done and ready to get back in the ice for another few decades, and shares Pepper’s worries that someone might actually put themself in real danger soon.

“We should handle this before it gets worse,” Nat says. And Steve agrees, of course, but he just doesn’t know how.

“Just marry the guy,” Clint suggests.

Steve almost chokes to death on his own spit.

“WHAT?”

Clint shrugs. “Why not? Half the world already thinks you’re dating…”

“Clint, he hates me…”

“Only cause people keep pestering him about this. If you two get married it’ll be a circus, but then it’ll blow over. He can’t even do his job right now, right? So you pay the guy for the trouble, yadda yadda, then when this is over you two get a quick divorce, and that’s it. Problem solved.”

For two minutes, no one else opens their mouth. Then:

“He’s got a point…”

“Tony, no,” Steve whines.

“You saw the footage, how he was helping those civilians… If you have to marry someone, he’s not a bad candidate,” Nat says, and then smirks. “Plus, he’s cute.”

Steve already knows he’s lost this battle, but that doesn’t help him feel any better about this. Yes, he’s cute. Yes, he’s a brave and kind and smart guy. Yes, Steve could very easily pretend to be married to him for a while and yes it’d help them both. None of that’s the problem.

The problem is that he kind of really likes the guy.

The problem is that the guy hates him.

This is a really, really bad idea.

anonymous asked:

What's the deal with 21:21 ?

What’s the deal with-

WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH

oh dear sweet anon

let me take you down season 3 symbolism lane

do you remember this iconic clip?

Well the title of this clip waasssss - you guessed it

What does 21:21 mean?

a couple things -

firstly 21 is an angel number which symbolises that your ideas and beliefs are becoming a reality and that changes are coming into your life. - I think this could be the thing that made Even go “are you serious? we’re going” when Isak told him this time because….to him it was practically a sign that he needs to make his dreams become a reality right now with Isak….

Second - in the bible (which was a major theme in Isak’s season because of his mothers messages and connection to religion) genesis 21:21 is literally The Birth of Isaac. i am not kidding

you would also be aware that water itself is a symbol of birth… so many of us believe that the use of 21:21 and Isak and Even having their first kiss underwater is symbolising that Isak is being roborn. He is finally becoming the person he was always too afraid to be. The real Isak has just been born the moment he leaves with Even at 21:21 and kisses him under water.

The thing that makes this interpretation super obvious in this clip is the fact that Even is literally dressed as god lol.

and then of course the reveal that

ISAK WAS LITERALLY BORN AT 21:21

so yeah rebirth of Isak alright.

and then finally

21:21 doesn’t just mean something significant for Isak…or for Even it means something special and important to the both of them. Together

which is why when Isak posted this on the 21st of May 2017

we all died, because this was a reminder from Isak that it is 21:21 right now in this universe….and guess what? Him and Even are together. Right now at 21:21 the Isak and Even lying together in each others arms in this universe are together and safe and happy and loved.

the fact that his background is very universy further emphasises this.

they are together and happy in this universe at 21:21 and Isak wanted to share it because dear god isn’t it beautiful?

I am ashamed of how long it took me to realize that Ryuji makes crossbones whenever he summons his Persona.

Cordially, Jimin

Author: kpopfanfictrash

Pairing: You / Jimin

Rating: R (mentions of sex)

Word Count: 6,121

Summary: When you start work in your new office, the last thing you expect is a distraction. Especially not one as cute, witty and impossible to handle as Park Jimin. A story told through correspondence.  (fluff + humor)

Originally posted by bangtanofarmys

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heathers songs explained
  • beautiful: popular, you're gonna be popular! i'll show you what shoes to wear, how to fix your hair, little ways to flirt and flounce! all the things that really count to be popular!
  • candy store: lets use emotional blackmail and death threats to convince this girl to stay friends with us
  • fight for me: hey random stranger how'd you like to be my new boyfriend?
  • freeze your brain: hi my name is jason dean and i'm addicted to slushies
  • big fun: WHAT TIME IS IT? PARTY TIME! THATS RIGHT, SAY IT LOUD
  • dead girl walking: my social life is over lolol lets get laid it'll make everything better
  • me inside of me: mean girl died! #same #relatable #bigmood
  • blue: this is supposed to be a love song but instead i'm talking about my balls thats not weird or anything what
  • blue reprise: okay we're done talking about balls now
  • our love is god: im a yandere
  • dead gay son: everyone is gay now heck even i'm gay
  • seventeen: YOLO
  • shine a light: let's all feel sorry for ourselves!
  • lifeboat: i'm depressed and i wanna die uwu
  • shine a light reprise: lol go kill urself bitch
  • kindergarten boyfriend: i wanna go back to kindergarten and take eternal naps
  • yo girl: i guess i'll start taking advice from ghosts since i have no friends
  • meant to be yours: WHEN ITS MEANT TO BE, YA GO KINDA CRAZY
  • dead girl walking reprise: i faked my own suicide what am i supposed to do now?
  • i am damaged: i'm a yandere (reprise)
  • seventeen reprise: let's erase this all from the narrative okay