You know it’s the Heneral Luna fandom when
- First of all, they’re also called LUNAtics.
- They call an ensaymada their son
- You say/show anything Goyong/Gregorio del Pilar and you hear several ovaries explode from the distance.
- Bayani (Hero) is called B a e y a n i.
- Nicknames for the following historical figures: Aguinaldo = Aguigago, Gregorio del Pilar = Gregorgeous del Pilar, Mabini = Mabaeni/Mabinibini, Paco Roman = @chinupacoroman
- They relate someone’s hair to a coffee table
- They have a lot of things to say about Aguinaldo’s hair.
- They can recite the Artikulo Uno
- They say ‘Punyeta’ with intense feelings
- Screaming of “TRAYDOR”(TRAITOR) and “DUWAG”(COWARD)
- How could I forget “Negosyo o Kalayaan. Bayan o Sarili?! PUMILI KA!” (Business or Freedom. Country or Yourself?! CHOOSE!)
- States quotes like “Nasubukan mo na bang huliin ang hangin?” (Have you ever tried to catch the wind?) / “Ganito na ba talaga tadhana natin? Kalaban ang kalaban, kalaban ang kakampi”(Is this really our fate? An enemy is an enemy, an enemy is a friend) — And many more (you’ll know it’s a quote from the movie when they get that really dramatic tone in their voice)
- There is a certain aura/atmosphere of hatred when someone holds/see/hear of the 5 peso Philippine coin.
- There is also some kind of fangirling and praying to the heaven for forgiveness if the 10 and 5 pesos of the Philippine coins are added together.
- They stare at a ketchup bottle.
- Bringing unoccupied coffins to sass someone out seems to be a good idea.
- There is also the line “I am quite sequestering this train”
- You don’t English them in their own country.
- It really hurts them: Mabini’s resignation letter to Aguinaldo, Rusca as the lone survivor of the Luna assassination, Joven Hernando in general– Buencamino and Aguinaldo being a bunch of liars.
- Ensaymada is the food of their life or something.
- ODK(Oh Diyos Ko) is the OMG(Oh My God) and Ensaymada is their Cinnamon roll.
- They really pray a lot.
- Because they really sin a lot.
But none confessed though so far, I believe
[[ lol guys add more if you want its late night shitposting for me rn idek what im doing ]]