god what a nice face

you know what i love about my dirk gently ships? i love the character dynamics so much no matter whether they’re romantic or platonic. literally i just ship the characters in every way possible and even though i have a bias towards writing romance in my stories i would equally sell my soul just to see them all best friends forever. brotzly? could be hella gay, could also be a beautiful example of soft and emotionally validating male friendship. faranda? badass adorable gfs or badass adorable bffs, both good! bart and ken? either the cutest (and weirdest) damn couple in the universe or the beautiful hilarious pure male/female friendship we’ve all been waiting for. amanda and the rowdy 3? either wholesome polyamorous goodness or wholesome found family goodness. there are no wrong ways to ship anyone!!! beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Autistic Life Hack:

Whenever someone says “That’s so autistic” in a negative way, offhandedly say: “I’m autistic and even I’M not that stupid” and watch the neurotypical slowly die on the inside.

My view on the piece P4.

RETRO TEDDY REVIEW #26

Style: I’m not a big fan of these swimsuit style teddies, but this is very nive. Looks like it came from Playboy Mansion, glamorous and beautiful. High cut, generous clevage and the fabric has a beautiful pattern. 10!

Colour: perfect. 10!

Chosen Model: my God, what a woman. Big hair, nice hips, golden skin and a naughty face. 10!

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MET @thenathanzed & HE SAID ‘DOODLESBYADZIE’!!! we were like old internet buds reuniting!! I’m so happy to have met him!

keybangs  asked:

Ok so I've never asked for a prompt before but....onkey, where nervous kibum asks cool jinki out on a date? :3

So this kind of got away from me. Like 5,002 words got away from kind of got away from me. I hope you like it though, since it’s the first you’ve asked for. I don’t wanna disappoint.

Kibum was in the middle of doing his English homework when his older brother came through the archway that lead from the hallway into the kitchen. Their mother was busy trying to make cookies, sugar cookies that he would later decorate for her, and Kibum watched as his brother rushed over and swiped a cookie off the cooling tray. “Jonghyun!”

“What Ma’?” The older boy asked, cookie crumbs falling off his lips and onto his shirt.

The woman just tsked and went back to stirring the batter that was in the bowl she was holding. Jonghyun smirked, before moving to lean his chin on his mother’s shoulder. The woman sighed, slowly stirring as she asked, “What do you want Jonghyun?”

“I’m soooo glad you asked me! Can my friend from college come over?” He asked in a sweet tone.

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Rekindled

TITLE: Rekindled 
CHAPTER NUMBER/ONE SHOT: One shot
AUTHOR: fanfickittycat
WHICH TOM/CHARACTER: AU Tom
GENRE: Romance, Fluff 
FIC SUMMARY: OC decided to meet up with her ex Tom for dinner after running into him and is confused about where her relationship with him stands, especially as he’s being all playful and charming… 
RATING: T
AUTHORS NOTES/WARNINGS: Firstly, this is meant to be after the events of Breakup and Two Years Later but I don’t think you necessarily need to read it before this fic if you don’t want to. Everyone has been very kind with my writing and has insisted on having more. Who am I to disappoint? 

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