god ur so hot


Jonathan & Ish-Bosheth + Of Kings & Prophets 1.01 ‘Offerings of Blood’ 

reblog this and tag ur fave animal and i’ll draw u a lil chibi based on ur blog!!

i’ll try to get to everyone, but there’s no guarantees!! 

i’ll @ you when it’s done!!

the gangsey’s new years tho

  • ronan and adam doing a drunk version of the shopping cart shenanigans in the monmouth parking lot
  • blue and noah playing with sparklers and writing stuff with them and gansey taking pics of them 
  • noah in Full Glitter Mode bc its new years eve literally the Glitter Holiday. glitter in his hair, glitter make up, glitter clothes, glitter nails  
  • DrUnK GANSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! making bad puns like thisss. all night long. 
  • ronan being in charge of the music and the murder squash song literally comes on at least 50 times 
  • all of them dancing and knocking into each other, drinks sloshing and spilling everywhere
  • gansey ruining his shoes. 
  • “those were my best pAIR!” 
  • “u literally have ten pairs of the same ones” 
  • “but these ones were more stretchy and comfy” *pouts* 
  • “dick. shut the fuck up about ur shoes.” 
  • drunk karaoke. noah and ronan vs adam and blue. gansey is still sulking over the shoes :( poor baby 
  • they obvs sing the murder squash song. ronan and noah obvs win. adam and blue are like ‘i didn’t know it even HAD a verse!!! let along 3 and a bridge!!!!!!’ 
  • ‘thats bc u assholes always turn it off after SQUASH THREE!!!!!!’ 
  • ronan probs gets v affectionate and cuddly and he completely loses the little filter he has and he’s just like hollering “ISNT ADAM SO HOT? LOOK HOW HOT HE IS! HES MY BOYFRIEND MY HOT SEXY BOYFRIEND WHO I LOVE AND WANT TO KISSSS” 
  • he probs ends up facetiming declan like “Adam’s so hot” and declans like “oh my god ur using ur phone???? u can FACETIME???”
  • “yeah but adam’s so hot and i want to kiss his FACE” 
  • “okay…um happy new year. gotta go.” 
  • when the ball drops ronan and adam don’t even realize bc they’ve been making out for the past ten mins. 
  • noah ends up kissing blue and then passing on the kiss to a blushing gansey. 
  • blue throws a pillow at ronan and adam like “HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR U LOSERS!” 
  • they break apart dazed and confused. “what year is it?” 
  • blue: “adam fucking parrish get a grip. ronan’s lips can’t be that good.” 
  • ronan smirks “well you’ll never know.” 
  • they all go out into the parking lot and let off some v illegal fireworks. and some of them are dream fireworks that ronan made. one probs explodes glitter.  
  • noah’s like *eyes the size of the moon* whispers reverently, “the ultimate glitter”   

i’m bored and cute af
i’m wearing fake af glasses
[anime sound] tch

hey guys its christmas eve so here’s my christmas follow forever:))) first off thank you nadya @fuckwhoyoucamewith for the banner<33

okay so first things first these list of people have made tumblr a great place for me and i always know i can count on them and they’ll always make me laugh and shit and i love them a lot 

selenaogomez: ALYSHA u were my first friend on here like 2 or 3 years ago (omg..) and wow oh god you’re so so so annoying but you’re like a sister to me i get mad at you sometimes but you’ll always be here for me i know it and i love you sooooo much and we have so many good times i remember like when we first met we used to Skype and watch old jelena vids together (fuvkK) and cry and omg it was so bad and i can always count on you as my number 1 JB hater u always fill me in on new insults even though i know u love him deep down and thats okay bc i do too and omg idk what else to say i just love you but i also hate you bc u live like what an hour and a bit away from me and we’ve never ever met r u a catfish

drakeful: justine justalightweight we met i think like a year and a bit ago?? and we became close immediately and i love you for that i dont think we ever went through that awkward like friend kinda phase idk we were always messaging and i’ll never ever forget the day you made me piss myself:) then we had that group chat with alysha which is still going on and i love it bc i always wake up to messages and y'all ALWAY ALWAYS ALWAYS tease me and make fun of me for my fukin age and about my harry but its okay bc thats what makes my day tbh<333 i also love our poop conversations that will forever be our thing i love you solo much you’re the mani to my ally never forget it<3 AND I REALLY HOPE WE GET TO MEET IN ATL SOMEDAY (HOPEFULLY THIS MONTH!!!) #staystrong

fuckwhoyoucamewith: nadya nadz nadaroo dadya you mean sooo much to me its unbelievable you always help me through stuff and sometimes i feel bad because i talk to u about some things my friends do to me and then i dont talk to u for a while but its not like i do it on purpose and you already know this but you mean literally the universe to me like i love you so much it physically hurts like i just<3333 you’ll always be my #daddy no matter what and i cant wait for your birthday because i have a load of screenshots from snapchat and our texts to expose u my love<3

lianpayne: ughhhh maya mayonnaise u stupid RIP to you you deleted……….dumb hoe

aikojhenes: MEENA MACKLEMORE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH U CUTIE you make me laugh SOOOOOO much especially when you me justine ornella and alex are comparing england to america i literally die and you just always know what to sayyy and you’re just overall such an awesome person and your natural hair is beauuuutiful and i will never forget the story you told me…..about your brother….and the…ginger…yeah okay i wont say any more except that i really love you :)<3

mileymas: ALEXX ur so beautiful and amazing and thank u for accepting me into that group chat…i was so late and y'all were already talking about selena or something and i was like SHIT MEENA THEY WONT LIKE ME but y'all did/do (i hope) and i just love you and it makes me sad when you get hurt by your sister bc ur just such a lovely person to talk to and idk ur just great<3

hallemberry: my #1 jelena source god damn you are sooooo quick i think without you I wouldn’t be up to date with anything especially after becoming a 1d blog last year lmao just like alex thanks for never being weird with me when i joined ur group chat lol i can never ever ever forget the jelena afterlife they’ll forever be in my prayers but damn those were good times when we would wake up to news or something okay i love you<3

rihannasclit: SMELLENI MY LOVE ur such a hoe i cant breathe #funfact did u know i actually waited for those dildo boots to arrive fuCK oh my god i cant believe we made a friendship over penises and REMEMBER THE PENIS IN THE SOCK THAT WAS HTE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER GO D i love you my lil angel hoe ur so amazing i love how we can go long periods of time without talking and its never weird ur just great i love you so much

rihahna: HEY GUYS ITS ME SARAH i LOVEEE u my mirfanda who looks like she’s 17 but in reality she’s like 55 ur so awesome and hot and honestly god bless you u make me laugh so much bc ur literally just so stupid and i love it stay fab my darling<3

celinehoe: zoey my bunny oh man i love you soooo much we havent even been talking that long but i love texting you and i get like really happy when we text and i love how i can talk to you about nigeria bc its similar to india and now that pic of the toes poking out of the shoes is ver close to my heart i just really enjoy you and hope we stay friends for a real long time you’ll always be bunny and nobody else<33 

last but certainly not least.. itsjustinsbieber: BECKKY my lovely becky i love you a lot i miss talking to you soooooo much but just wanted to let you know i love you and i remember we used to sing together a lot and i used to prep u doing ur exams and ur so great i love and miss you<3

OKAYYYY now onto all of y'all that make my dash v special and entertaining and without you my dash would be so stale and dry and i’d also never really be informed on news so thank you for that my lovelies!!!! bolded are friends and blogs that i truly adore :*

22ndfeb 4thalbum  6xgod aikojhenes alrightchillout  aubreygraharn bigdaddysantaclaus bewbies boybangme babycambridgesus blakeyonce bosszayn beyonoce comicziam catholicschoolgirl costcosanta celinehoe cexting christmassquad cigarettezayn clitt dinahjaen97 dickstopher drakeful drakeandrihanna destinyschlid emojchic enemaroberts faulties feliciathegoats freezayn2k14 freemefromzaynsass fuckwhoyoucamewith festivezarry godblessniall godlymalik geminizayn ghostworld2001 gay4zayn getnakedselenamarie gracieteefey haroldfucks hellathicc hasnochill howsyourguineapig heleanorau harryinadidas hatescabello haroline harryedward horanyewest itsniazkilam ifuckinghateniall itsjustinsbieber jadelust justinjieber jlley jesuschrists kendriclamar kardashianwests keiraknightleyisavampire khhalil kyliekenner laurenjauresgui monicalewinskys merrycastmasliam makeyoubeleive mrzayn mansdowns marijuanazayn mileymas mcdontgiveafuck niallhorans ohzayns punkasszayn problematicassharry poyntere punkrads rihahna rockmafias rihanae rihannasdildo rihspect rosegardns rihannasclit sleighs selenangomez sandrabbullock shittiestblogger smaries swoggy selenaogomez sincerelystratford smariedrew tylersposeys thottyhoran tenerifezayn twerkwithzayn tattookink tuscansweaters thugzmansions uneducatedharry wingstosfly wordsofwisdoms wreckinqz yikeszayn yaserdaddy yzarry yourgold zaynscumshot zyazn  zaynkillers  zarriallmas  zarrynotzerrie zarriamofficial zainclouds  zaynsmipapi zulhania zarrysquad zayncancelthewedding2k15  zaynisbrown zrake zaynscigs zaynner zarrychristmasalbum zaynsmalik  zarriallau zeymar zaynmalikeatsass zeysus zaeynmalik zayns1d  

there are so many other people that i wanna mention but they dont follow me and i really cba so i dont see any point in putting them down lmao but MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE I HOPE YALL HAVE A GREAT ONE THANKS FOR BEING AWESOME

ps. if i forgot you please feel free to doxx me and beat my ass<333333

so i haven’t done one of these on this blog i don’t think. and i’m almost at 900, so i figured why not? 

if you’re not on here, don’t sweat it. i probably forgot to add you. and either way, i still love you <3

the baes

punksirius: kieren, my dearest alien witch. you’re so important to me??? oh my god like…. bro. bro. ur my hot cousin and i’m so so glad i met you. the sharpay to my ryan, the sirius to my james, the vulcan to my eyebrows, and all that other cheesy shit. i love you so much <3

zatannazs: cat, my wife!! you’re awesome my friend. we agree on so many things and you’re a really great friend. and also hella cute like wtf??? so unfair. my trash shipping buddy. 

scarletthawke: renyyyyy. we don’t talk as much as i’d like but you’re like. top notch? i can’t believe we’ve known each other so long and you’re one of my best friends. even if ur weird as fuck. we’re weird as fuck together. and thank you for being there for me through so much shit. i’m very lucky you put up with me omg.

the homies


anxietatis, azkvban, bloodydesign, blueskiwill, bvrnes, clarkepuff, cyberfaes, dracaenys, dracmalfoy, erik-charles, galaxycarm, ginevraweasey, happybarnes, hawksilver, hedaclarks, hispotter, hoenns, hoqwrts, hufflxpuffs


ich-bin-angst, jcmcriss, jmcavoy, kalawolfs, kidslytherin, leakycauldrcn, lehnsure, leslexa, llannisters, lucarr, maraudder, marrauder, maxemoff, merauders, mravolo, muclbloods, murderfishes, nrcssablack, pctter​, poochee, prongs-foot, pterodicktyl, punder-woman, punkscorpius 


queerpctter, rennersance, sadsteverogers, scteumsempra, siriusblaack, skaterboynoah, slytherimn, slytherinamortentia, softmornings, starlurd, stereolights, thefrenchfrie, tnoystark, ultrvon, wellsjaaha, willaimgorski, xaviersass 

  • *cis guy wears makeup*
  • *trans guy wears makeup*
  • Tumblr: ok y r u sayin ur a guy like? u wear makeup like how r u trans I don't understand? :/ u look comfortable lookin like a gIRL to me :// i mean r u sure ur not just like genderfluid? maybe bigender? idk tbh it just doesn't seem like ur really a boy i mean :///

140402 Star Update with Super Junior M - Donghae

  • viktor outloud: hey yuuri i want u to explore eros idt you know you’ve got this side to you and i want you to think long and hard about eros ok
  • viktor internally: pls pls remember grinding on me and pole dancing pls god it was so hot ur so hot

straight girls who fetishize gay/bi guys are usually like “omg youre so cute and sassy!! lets go shopping and you can give me guy advice! i love yaois! johnlock 4ever <3” and straight guys who fetishize lesbians/bi women are more like “oh god, ur so hot, can i watch you and your girlfriend fuck, scissor for me, can we have a threesome, i love jacking off to lesbian porn” like obviously both are bad but theres a pretty pronounced difference there

fragilesoftmachines  asked:

#star wars spoilers SO JORDAN i am firmly on board with rey-finn-poe triangles but have you considered: rey and poe sitting and geeking out about ship design and piloting tactics together while finn just lays across both their laps smiling blissfully at his nerd lovers and their nerd flirting

ohhhhhhHH MY GOD. finn like “i have no idea what ur saying but its so hot that u know so much about the things”