god this was creepy

NYE IS A TALL CREEPY PILE OF BLOODY GARBAGE BUT GODS FUCKING DAMN ME IT’S SO FREAKING ENTERTAINING.

I’M JUST REMEMBERING THE BIT (I think it was in KotW or LSoDM) WHERE ITS ALTERNATIVE VERSION IS UPSET BECAUSE IT CAN’T TORTURE VALKYRIE BECAUSE SHE’S NOT SCARED SO SHE OFFERS TO SCREAM TO CHEER IT UP.

I HAVE A SHIT TASTE IN SO-TERRIBLE-THAT-I-LOVE-IT FAVOURITE CHARACTERS

Edit: the thing happened in TDotL.

  • what she says: I'm fine.
  • what she means: Ok, but, like...who owned the Potters’ house after they died? Why didn’t it go to Harry? James and his family were wealthy, and the Potters had been well-established in Godric’s Hollow for a long time, so presumably their modest little house was not bank owned or under mortgage. I feel pretty confident that they owned it outright. And there was a war going on, they knew they were targets...there’s no way they didn’t have a will. Why didn’t their house go to Harry? Did the Ministry just, like...take it? Because they wanted it to be held in stasis as a memorial? That's creepy af. But what gave them the legal right? Is it because baby Harry didn’t pay property taxes for a few years, so the Ministry used that as an excuse to claim it? Who was the executor of the Potters’ will? Why didn’t someone take care of that and ensure the house was held in trust for Harry until he came of age? Was it Dumbledore who screwed this up? I bet it was Dumbledore. It's always Dumbledore... And what about all of their belongings??? Harry might not have wanted the house, but you can be pretty damn certain that he would have wanted some of his parents’ things...James’s old quidditch gear, Lily’s jewelry, family recipes, old photo albums...where the hell did everything go?? Is it...is it all still there....? In the house....? Oh god, that's a terrible creepy thought! Is it all just sitting there, in Ministry-owned suspension, while Hagrid has to beg James and Lily’s old school friends to send pictures because 11 year old Harry doesn’t know what his parents looked like??? What the hell is wrong with Wizarding society, and why did everyone treat literal angel child Harry James Potter this way???!!
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Begotten is a 1991 Experimental/horror film, directed and written by E. Elias Merhige. The film heavily deals with religion and the biblical story of the Creation. This gory and entirely visual film tells the surreal tale of the death and rebirth of gods.

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All of a sudden, out of the middle of the trees in front of us, a thin, high, trembling voice struck up the well-known air and words: “Fifteen men on the Dead Man’s Chest Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!” I never have seen men more dreadfully affected than the pirates. The color went from their six faces like enchantment; some leaped to their feet, some clawed hold of others, Morgan groveled on the ground. “It’s Flint, by –!”

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i’ve been scribbling gorillaz stuff since the day saturnz barz came out, but havent posted anything on here yet, so, uh. here’s a noodle doodle!!! hope she looks okay. havent really drawn gorillaz since, like, 2012?? oh boy

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pretty odd + subtitles

Top 5 God(s)

5. Monty Python

Hilarious, glowing, droll. Quality god.

4. Prince of Egypt

Soft spoken, kind, has Val Kilmer’s voice. Quality God.

3. Bruce Almighty

Shifty but kind, has a sense of humor. Played by Morgan fucking Freeman. Quality god.

2. Noah (2014)

Mysterious, creepy, kinda fucked up, likes magic, possibly gay. Quality god.

1. Sistine Chapel

The classic. Best beard, buff bod, sweet pink nightie. Quality god.

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nine in the afternoon // panic! at the disco