god this series is so pretty



Print & vinyl stickers (stickers are transparent!) for Fan Expo Toronto at table A37! This is the first in a long time, where I’ve become so heavily invested in a series SO darn fast!! you can see a PROGRESS of this drawing HERE

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“Show me instead." 

i say this every time, but seriously… read @tyranttortoise‘s Skeleton Squatters and the Landlady. this latest chapter is one of only innumerable reasons why it is forever in my top favorite fics, period.

… and talk about seeing fireworks with a kiss. <333 honestly red is my eternal weakness, and i’m not even mad about it.

🌊Broke witch tip #1🌊

To any fellow witch who is closeted or doesn’t have lots of money to spend on supplies this series is for you (:

Seashells are great to use in witchcraft & are often unappreciated when they’re pretty, free & have tons of uses! Here’s a list of things you can do/use with seashells

• They make good offerings

• Representation of the element of water/west direction

• Can also represent sea or ocean gods/goddesses

• Certain shells can be used as an incense holder

• Some shells ( particularly sea snail shells ) contain a spiral which is also the powerful symbol of the great mother goddess ! ( use that information to your own advantage )

• Seashells are already cleansed so you don’t have to recleanse them unless you want to

🐟Types of seashells & their uses🐟

• ABALONE: General use. Use to conatin empowered herbs, stones, and other magical uses.

• CLAM SHELLS: Used for purification and love. A small clam shell may be etched with a rune and made into a potent talisman.

• CONE SHELLS: Used in protective spell crafts.

• OYSTERS: Love and good fortune.

• SCALLOPS: Useful for spells involving travel and movement.


• MOON SHELLS: Psychic awareness, purifcation, and peace.

Stay safe witches 💫 Blessed Be

Curvy Hips and Pretty Lips - Loki

Curvy Hips and Pretty Lips Masterlist

Pairing: Loki Laufeyson X Reader

Words: 1189

Warnings: it’s Loki the god of Mischief. You bet your sexy ass it’ll be the most NSFW of all of them

@dark-night-sky-99 requested: Hey!! I love your writing, and absolutely love how you take conscious of us curvy girls, not many care so thank you!!, I was recently reading your Curvy hips and pretty lips series and I know it’s closed but I was wondering if you could do something similar with Loki since he’s my favorite character and I’ve never read about him and a curvy reader before.

A/N: Let me know if you want to be tagged HERE. Comments appreciated and welcomed. This is the first time I write for Loki so be kind :)

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Man, I was so ready to watch Castlevania and cringe at yet another wild reinterpretation of Dracula, but erm

it happened in the right part of the country?

Lisa is from an actual real village?

there was a bit of traditional Romanian architecture?

and they kept (and did a pretty good job with) the names of the cities in Wallachia?

also. “I could pee in a bucket and tell him it’s beer” and “God shits in my dinner once again” are such brands of Romanian vulgarity and humour, oh man, I laughed so hard

Basically this was a series where I could actually look and see tidbits of my country on screen and that made me so happy omfg (I honestly don’t give a shit about historical inaccuracies in this one, I loved it so much)

(Ţepeş and Lisa were emotional manipulation at its finest, I wanted to cry and bitch, I already have an otp where a vampire goes mad with grief and commits genocide following their spouse’s death, I don’t need another one)

❉ = fluff / ✥ = angst / ✱ = comedy / ✺ = 😏

admins favorites = 🍑 / 🥝



i don’t mind people finding out


you ruined my pickup line

unrelated topic, did you like what you saw ?

okay, i give you permission to kill him, but please wait until Thursday 🥝

guess who loves you


i take you out one time and suddenly i’m the local delivery guy ?? ❉ & ✱

i like you too, like a little… little lot. ✱ & ❉

👉🏼👌🏼 ?

i’m not kidding tho where does he live i’m already in the car angry and ready to go

if i have to listen to management nag about weight one more time i’m marching straight out of this building


i am not cute

i don’t want to talk to you anymore

come help me out here ?

if it makes you feel any better ur a great chair

roasting you is like the best part of my day

i need lady stuff

what happend to the yoongi who doesn’t take shit from anyone ? ❉ & ✥

are you texting me song lyrics ?

come to the studio and sit on my lap ✺ & ✱

text me, call me, email me, send a letter; for all i care it could be by pigeon

i promise i only type like this when i like the person i text

completely giving up, starring me.

he’s just not hitting anything other then my knees

i was thinking about making out with you all day

not the pillow part you one celled creetin

lets get another doggo

thank god, i’d thought you’d never leave me alone

yeah being as short and mean as you is a real gift.

soft min family™️


fuck the fuck off

can i have like five of you ?

ur so pretty

have fun with math

but hobi wants some love ❉ & ✱

that’s cuz im trying to communicate with u

jung hoseok you’ll be the death of me

i wanna kiss your face every time i see you too

you know i support everything you do right ?

where did all that wisdom come from ?

stop talking to the small man

series : big bro hobi

i’m disowning you.



you still up ?

yeah i can rap like the entire thing

right, and what does your mom call you ?

sure, have fun with my bras

that’s because you don’t speak Korean

i see you’ve had a few drinks ❉ & ✱

i miss your face

I’m not wearing any fucking underwear, because you never put the fucking laundry in the fucking dryer like I asked you to 100 times ✱ 

i better be ✥ & ✱ 

the company told me not to go but i couldn’t disappoint you like that

i have to go look for a new job


ur such a loser

but you dont like shopping

the disrespect in this one is strong

it was supposed to be a surprise

you mean my singing ? ✱ & ❉ 

he’s just jaelous his dongsae had a child before him

very funny babygirl ✱ & ✺

we’ll go wherever you want

yoonmin : you’re like a candy bar jimin, half sweet half nuts.

you want me to come over ? we can cuddle

i cant sleep, are you up ?

is little jimin mad ? or should i say regular jimin ? ❉ & ✱


Hey ! i bought you ice-cream

the inventor of snapback look™

tae don’t you think the pillow wall is a bit of an overkill ?

thank god at least one of you know how to make a move

you’re not disappointing anyone by eating breakfast and lunch ❉ & ✥

did you do the english assignment ?

it’s just like 99.999% your fault


you’ll send me letters everyday right ?

are you telling me you’ve been smart this whole time ?

it’s in my job description


wassup dudette

ayo ladies and gentleman

send nudes

what are you doing right now ?

look how cute we are

i just have a strong disliking to your personality

i like our bickering

babe i need your opinion ✱ & ✺

i’ll buy you food for a week if you tell me i’m your favorite

you could pay me a million and i still wouldn’t consider it

i didn’t want to leave your side that night because i wanted you to feel safe

stop kicking my chair

what does oppa mean ?

i miss every little thing you do

i’ll give you three breadsticks and a goat if you give me jimin

in your dreams

jk he’s not lord voldemort

i didn’t think this one through

good job, guk 

i’ll always be your kookie

some of us actually need school jk

the village called. they want their idiot back, you better get going.

happy removal day


yeah and i’m just implying that i want to take you out on a date

what are you an owl ?

jin just made the worse recipe ever and i doubt he put ANY effort into it

i don’t like going outside

absolute soul mate has 16 letters and so does fuck jungkook asap

you’ve both got the same mental age

you are pure evil

i’m so whipped, this is incredible

for now i’ll have your lovely messages to look forward to ❉ & ✥

dont mess with me park ✱ & ❉

i like to send nudes ok ? if that’s my biggest flaw i think i’m ok.

if you were any thicker you’d look at the weather app outside

don’t start with me pindick

i’m not related to you anymore

we don’t want him

he really wanted to be in the picture


i can’t believe you saw mini nochu

i gain 3k for every shirtless picture

the power of jjang jjang man

next time you plan on rapping verse1 invite me

i’ll tell them to stop bothering you

okay, but if it attacks my dog i’m giving it to jimin ✱ & ❉


way to ruin the mood loser ✱ & ✺

dont act so smug you little shit

tell him to drop dead, with my compliments

you use that meme when you get nervous ✱ & ❉

was i your second choice ? ✱ & ❉

he’s a little small, but he’ll do ✱ & ✺

bring me some vodka and condoms ✱ & ✺

your butt rights have been invoked

one can never know too many counting systems ✱ & ❉

all he’s done to me with his 10/12 looks

i’ll take you out on a real date when ur older

i dont know what your problem is, but i’m guessing its hard to pronouce

that was my… goldfish.

you did not just call me your dog


i’ve been staring at the wall for the past hour


cheating series :

hold on imma go beat his ass

i told him the only thing smaller then him is his dick

this bitch gonna die tonight

i’m going to jail when i see his ass

when u gotta kill your hyung

dumped him so hard he probably got whiplash

losing a member series : 

we bangtan 6 now 🍑

how is it you’re the smartest and dumbest person i’ve ever met


how do you manage to lose a human being ??

gang au series :

you act like you’ve never been shot before !

but did you die ?

is everyone alive and not in jail ?

mafia gangs dont have facebook pages.

one little girl thought it was cool i was covered in blood

teasing members series :

confess or i’ll set your mattress on fire

namjoon i will call your mother

so when are y'all getting kids

i will literally launch you into the sun


footage of me at the club

footage of me at a house party

footage of me in the kitchen

footage of me with friends

why i shouldn’t be allowed to edit part 1

why i shouldn’t be allowed to edit part 2


The third season of Norwegian teen series Skam dismantled stereotypes, coerced schoolkids into skiving off classes and turned homophobes into rainbow flag-waving defenders—and it first began airing one year ago today. It was the “gay” season, charting the blossoming relationship of Isak Valtersen and Even Bech Næsheim, both coming to terms with their sexuality amidst a cutting background of teenage angst. Taking every fan poll I’ve ever come across into account, season three was by far Skam’s most popular. It broke streaming records in Norway, and television viewership records in neighboring Denmark and Sweden. Throughout its 10-episode run, it hardly left the list of worldwide trending topics on any given social platform.

With a short promo clip that could have been a stand in for a gay snuff film—jockish throbs in a locker room being showered with milk in slow motion—the series wasn’t afraid to shy away from explicitly homosexual subject matter. Or any hot button subject. Homophobia, bullying, mental health—nothing was off the cards for series creator Julie Andem.

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How Skam’s Isak and Even revolutionized teen TV

The third season of Norwegian teen series Skam dismantled stereotypes, coerced schoolkids into skiving off classes and turned homophobes into rainbow flag-waving defenders—and it first began airing one year ago today. It was the “gay” season, charting the blossoming relationship of Isak Valtersen and Even Bech Næsheim, both coming to terms with their sexuality amidst a cutting background of teenage angst. Taking every fan poll I’ve ever come across into account, season three was by far Skam’s most popular. It broke streaming records in Norway, and television viewership records in neighboring Denmark and Sweden. Throughout its 10-episode run, it hardly left the list of worldwide trending topics on any given social platform.

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My recommendations for fall of anime 2017 (based on my first impression)
  • Houseki no Kuni

I’ve seen a lot of people dropping this because it’s 3D, but the colors are beautiful and the story is just as beautiful, I say you should really give this one a chance, go through the first episode until the end, I don’t think you’ll regret it

  • Garo: Vanishing Line

badass MC with really cool animation and the art style is so nice and the plot is crazy af and it’s the good kind of crazy.

  • Inuyashiki

just watch the first episode, you’ll know it’s gonna be good.

  • Juuni Taisen

survival game! with amazing animation and art style, the character designs are really cool, it’s pretty damn nice.

  • Kino no Tabi: The Beautiful World

you don’t have to watch the original series to watch this, so you can go ahead and enjoy Kino’s journey, there’s a lot of things to love about this (but the original series is really good, maybe watch that one too?)

  • Net-juu no Susume

this one is so relatable like, SO relatable like oh my god! + it’s funny and cute and it’s most likely going the romance path which is great, because the two of them are just adorable together. I love this one.

  • Mahoutsukai no Yome

need I say more? I think everyone’s already watching this and loving it.

  • Kekkai Sensen & Beyond

this one is the second season of Kekkai Sensen, so if you haven’t watched the first, I highly recommend you do and then come and watch this one.

  • Just Because!

this one has high potential to be a really good romance anime, in my opinion. But if you’re not keen on high school romance, then I guess this one isn’t for you.

  • Code:Realize: Sousei no Himegimi

a princess and a thief and this time around he just wants to steal her heart. Pretty art style.

  • Kujira no Kora wa Sajou ni Utau 

the world this anime presents is so interesting and beautiful but despite how beautiful the visuals are, I sense a lot of heartbreaking things coming our way.

  • Animegataris 

I’m not really too sure about this one, but I found myself enjoying the first episode, it’s an anime about people who love anime. It could get really good.

  • Konohana Kitan 

a gay anime about fox girls doing cute things together and falling in love while doing so, worth it.

  • Shoujo Shuumatsu Ryokou 

two girls, the only ones left in the world, always with each other, trying to survive.

  • Ousama Game: The Animation

it looks okay so far, I say we should stick with it for a few more episodes to see how they handle it because it could get really good

Dan can totally get off from minimal contact to his cock and Phil’s voice; Phil’s voice in his ear, smooth and sweet and intoxicating, like rum-soaked velvet.

“Look at you, rutting against the mattress so pretty. You’re so needy, baby, like a fucking bitch in heat, isn’t that right?

Such a filthy, needy whore, hmm baby? Can’t even wait for me to fuck you.” He steps forward and Dan groans, canting his hips back when he feels Phil’s index finger brush over his hole.

“Your pretty little hole is twitching for me. Such a greedy little slut, Daniel. I could fill you all the way up and you would still be begging for more. God, you’re insatiable, mon petie sale pute.”

Dan’s hips stutter against the mattress, his fists clenching and his mouth dropping open. Fuck. He doesn’t know how or why Phil knows French, but fuck if it doesn’t send him into a series of full-body spasms.

“So needy,” Phil breathes. “Taking whatever I give you, like a good little slut. That’s just what you are, isn’t that right, Daniel? Master’s good little whore to use as he pleases?”

“Y-yes,” Dan chokes out. “I’m m-Master’s slut.”

“It’s always good when whores and dogs know their places,” Phil hums. “But last I checked, dogs aren’t allowed on the furniture.” He removes his hand and Dan cries out at the loss of touch, his mind struggling to catch up as he scrambles off the bed at Phil’s disguised order. He prostrates himself at Phil’s feet, arching his back in the way he knows Phil loves. He leans in, nuzzling at Phil’s shod foot. Phil arches an eyebrow, but he doesn’t say anything,

He tips Dan’s chin up with the toe of his shoe, casting a critical eye over his flushed cheeks and glassy eyes, watching his hips rock forward into nothing.

“You love it,” Phil accuses, his voice holding no real venom as he watches Dan with an expression of detached disinterest. Dan sticks his tongue out in lieu of a response, running it up the toe of Phil’s shoe without breaking eye contact.

“You’re so filthy,” Phil murmurs, and Dan nods. He crawls forward, settling his knees on either side of Phil’s left foot, his hands pawing at Phil’s thigh as he whimpers.

“P-please Master,” Dan gasps, rutting down against Phil’s shoe, bucking up and dragging his cock against Phil’s shin.

“You’re getting my clothes all dirty,” Phil sneers, bringing up his knee so it connects with Dan’s jaw, making an endlessly satisfying clack and sending him sprawling back against the carpet. Dan doesn’t make a move to get up, pulling his legs up into the air and bending his knees, leaving his dripping cock and desperate hole on perfect display. Phil steps forward, pressing the toe of his shoe against Dan’s heavy balls, rolling his foot this way and that as he inspects the dried flakes of precum that smear his lower calf.

“Disgusting,” he states, and Dan’s jaw drops open, his hips mindlessly twitching as Phil’s shoe presses its tread pattern into his balls. 

“M-Master, may I–” Dan chokes out. Phil hums, pressing his foot harder. “Yes.”

Tears sparkle in Dan’s eyelashes as he ruts his hips up with new fervor, legs trembling and falling to the floor, his feet skidding against carpet as he pressed up into the painful pleasure of Phil’s shoe.

“Th-thank you M-Master,” Dan chokes out and then he’s cumming, his cock twitching and his balls tightening and cum painting his chin and chest and stomach.

A few pearly drops slide down his abdomen, dripping onto the carpeted floor. Phil clicks his tongue, toeing at Dan’s spent and softening cock and appreciating the mess he’s made of his little plaything. 

“Look at the mess you’ve made, little whore. Clean it up.” Dan’s eyes are foggy but he wrenches them open, tilting his head to the side and eyeing the drops of cum on the floor. He leans over the mess, looking up at Phil with wide, shining eyes before extending his tongue and tentatively licking his seed off of the carpet.

Phil’s foot comes down again on the back of Dan’s head, grinding his face into the floor and his own mess.

“Loos at what you’ve done,” Phil tuts, sighing reproachfully. Dan whines, the taste of his own cum mixing with the grit of the carpet on his tongue. He dutifully sucks every last drop up off the floor, and Phil’s foot lets his head up after he’s swallowed.

Dan sits up on his haunches, Phil’s hard but still clothed cock right at eye level with him.

He opens his mouth to ask but Phil cuts him off with a look, his hands coming down to undo his belt and unzip his pants, shoving them down his thighs.

“Don’t you even think of getting that filthy mouth anywhere near my cock,” Phil growls, taking himself in hand and stroking quickly. Dan whines but obeys, keeping still while Phil jacks himself off, mere inches from Dan’s watering mouth.

“Open,” Phil calls shortly and Dan’s jaw drops wide, his tongue lolling out and his eyes fluttering shut, waiting for his Master’s cum. It doesn’t come.

Dan can hear the tell-tale signs of Phil’s orgasm, from his breathy curses to his drawn-out groan and he opens his eyes, wondering why he didn’t get his Master’s load on his face. He looks up to see Phil pointing his cock right at the floor in front of Dan, painting the carpet with thick stripes of white.

“Clean up your mess, Dan,” Phil snarls as soon as he’s sure his voice won’t tremble, and Dan’s cheeks blaze red as he leans down to clean Phil’s cum off the carpet. His cock twitches. Fuck

“Good little slut,” Phil says, his voice breathy, and when Dan looks up he can see the pride swirling in Phil’s eyes. Phil crouches down onto one knee, taking Dan’s chin in two fingers.

“Go brush your teeth,” he instructs, and Dan nods. He stumbles into the bathroom, beaming with pride. 

He was good for his Master, and that’s more than enough for Dan.

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What I respect most about all these female characters is that they were portrayed in the show as being very comfortable in their own bodies, from Flora to Ashi.  I wanted to draw something badass and a little sexy. Kinda like them! 

Well, woke up at 2 AM, watched a marathon of King of the Hill and managed to finish this before I have to go into work. But I was determined.

I kinda toned it back a little bit. I kinda wanna to play off of strengths so Ashi is of course acrobatics, Flora about to body slam those Aku minions and Rave Girl (Peaches) ..well…she’s really just a bonus break out star at the end of the damn series. Everybody wants a piece of her. Or at least Jack too. Which he will…stay tuned. 

My next Samurai Jack pic is NOT going to be toned back however.
Nah, you’ll know what’s going on.
It’s pretty clear. 
God forgive me 


The Virgin and The Sex God Chapter Fifteen- Dean x Reader

“Fuuccckkkk.”  He groaned lowly when the pictures displayed before him.  The next one was of you laying on your back with nothing but a smile to wear.  Your beautiful eyes were adverted to the side and he could see the pretty pink flush in your cheeks.  You were forever on the verge of innocent and down right naughty.

The Virgin and The Sex God: Chapter Fifteen
Summary: Dean finds out you’re a virgin and begins to try to charm his way into your pants. Little does he know he’s about to fall in love.
Word Count: 2,020  
Warnings: Sexting.  Male Masturbation.  Language.

Feedback is always appreciated. ;) 


I’m so addicted to all the things you do 
When you’re rollin’ round with me in between the sheets 
Oh the sounds you make, with every breath you take
It’s unlike anything, when you’re lovin’ me… 
From Addicted by Saving Abel

“Shit, fuck, goddamn it!” You squealed as you nearly tripped on your face in the dark motel room.  The resounding clash of curse words caught the ears of Charlotte who was busily getting ready to go out with Birdy to do a bar crawl.  You had elected to stay back at the hotel and rest which was code for take Dean’s call.  As your string of curse words flew from your mouth, Dean was voicing his deepening concerns on the other end of the line.  

“I’m fine, Dean.  I just tripped on Char’s boots.”  You exclaimed as you fumbled with the lights.  Finally, they clicked on and you were able to safely make your way.  You threw yourself over the the end of the bed before continuing on with your conversation.  

“Klutz.  Don’t break that beautiful face until I can see it again.”  You heard him rumble from the other end of the phone.   You rolled your eyes and huffed into the phone.

“Eat me, Winchester.”  You grumbled grumpily.

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The Arrangement (Part 6)

Summary: Jess informs you about Dean’s past, and Sam teases Dean. After dinner, Dean brings you home to find someone unexpected waiting for you, and helps you deal with it.

Pairing: AU!Dean x Reader

Word Count: 2,800

Warnings: language, sexual tension/references, a mild panic attack, mentions of breakups

A/N: Part 6 because I have homework I don’t want to do. Hope you guys like it!

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Hybrid!AU Fic Recs

Anonymous said to rbuns: any hybrid!bts fic recommendations

For you anon, a somewhat-comprehensive list of other hybrid!au fics since I’m assuming you’re not asking about mine:

::Disclaimer!! There’s probably a lot more I haven’t mentioned, I doubt I’ve read all of them.::

|| Fics I’ve read and enjoyed!! ||

Sweet Tears by @kitten-dont
      Jungkook x reader, 4 parts [ongoing]
I ADORE THIS and I adore Kitten so ofc it’s going to be here!!

Angel by @starboyjxmin​​
      Jungkook x reader, 1 part [ongoing]
SO GOOD a writing goddess <3

By @kittae
      Heavy Petting (M)
      Jimin x reader
      Favourites and Servants 
      Taehyung x reader
      Tournée du Chat Noir 
Yoongi x reader
      Jin x reader (M) [untitled drabble]
      Jimin x reader [untitled drabble]
      *Another writing goddess, bless <3

By @imaginethisbts
      Out of the Blue (M)
      Jungkook x reader, smut, 3 parts [ongoing?]
      Territory (M) | Disturbed (M) | Drabble (M)

      *Holy shit >////<

By @arrianna21
      Growing Pains | Morning Cuddles | Of Nicknames and Kisses |
      Swimming with the Pheromones (M)

      Taehyung x reader x Yoongi, last one is smut ;)
      From Sour to Sweet
      Yoongi x reader (Yoongi’s backstory)
      Bloody Heaven
      Jimin x reader x Hoseok
      *I love them all omg she writes really well AND THEY’RE ALL LONG AF

BunBun (M) by @jungkookienoona
Jungkook x reader, smut, 3 parts [completed]
      * Another good one oml >///< let me live (her other series is rlly good too!)

Teething (M) by @sue-bts
Jungkook x reader, smut, 2 parts [completed??]
I don’t have an explanation for you but she’s good

Call Me Kitten by @tumblingtae
Jimin x reader, fluff, 2 parts?
      *Always one of the cutest god damn things I’ll ever read oml

|| Fics that aren’t BTS but are still good ||

Funny Habits by @jungnoir
Hyungwon x reader
      *Cute as hell yes pls

@oh-beyond​‘s amazing Exo Hybrid series!
      *I will sing praise for this series and her all day ily <3

[I’ll add more here later but I just wanted to get the BTS one’s out since the anon asked for those! I have read some other EXO and GOT7 ones as well, so I’ll add those later!!]

|| Fics I haven’t read yet! (but I am going to read) ||

By @milkguks
      Missing You
Yoongi x reader
      oh pretty kitty, this bath wasn’t meant for two
Yoongi x reader

Carnations by @cloudygyeom
      Yugyeom x reader, 5 parts [ongoing??]
*its looking promising af god bless

This probably isn’t all of them, but there’s a fair few! Oh gosh this took forever though. I will come back later as I read more and add to this, but until then this is the list I have compiled so far! It’s mostly BTS since that’s what the anon asked for, but I will add more for other fandoms too, don’t worry!! Also if you guys have read some other good ones not mentioned that you’d like to recommend, feel free to recommend them! (inbox is always open <3).

anonymous asked:

i hope this isn't a weird question, but i feel like it's appropriate to ask you - what BL series can you recommend, manga or otherwise? they don't have to have xxx scenes, and relationships can even just be implied... thanks, either way!

Ohoohohoh I have a lot of BL stuff I could tell you about!! Here’s a list:  

That’s all I can think off but hopefully you’ll read some of these cute stories!! Thank you for asking me!!!

In bed with... Jaehyun


I hope y’all will enjoy this lmao so many people sent in help when I was editing this and it was so helpful literally thank you so much!❤️😇💦 i honestly hope this is okay holy crap

In bed with… series:

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anonymous asked:

Phyona, could you recommend m/m books?

I sure could!  Alright *rubs hands together*, let’s start with the holy trinity (most have probably heard of these and with good reason):

Captive Prince by CS Pacat: My favorite of all time tbh.  Laurent and Damen are clinics in character writing, and the slow, methodical way Pacat brings them together has a staggering payoff (aka the best sex I’ve ever read, period.).  Trigger warnings abound, however (mentions of rape, slavery, dub con (though not between L&D), torture), so be warned.  

The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller: Pure poetry.  Reading this is like getting drunk on gay wine (emotional hangover included).  A piece of literature that I wish I’d read in a classics course.  Knowing how it ends between Patroclus and Achilles does not save you from this book shattering your heart. 

All for the Game by Nora Sakavic: Less, um, *elevated* than the previous two, but it’s full of relatable yet dark, delicately handled characters.  I like sports, but I don’t think you must to enjoy this.  Andrew is a character that burrows under your skin and refuses to leave.  The slow burn is everything.

And now for some lesser known gems.  If you want something sexy and historical with a supernatural mystery as a bonus, I recommend:

A Charm of Magpies by KJ Charles: Pure fun.  KJ Charles is a ridiculously prolific writer, so if you like her style you’ve got plenty of reading material.  The relationship between her characters is sweet and sexy, while not being unnecessarily angsty.  

For something raunchy, dark, and wickedly fun:

The Beautiful Monsters series by Jex Lane: Vampires, Incubi, Egyptian Gods, oh my.  These books are not for the easily triggered, but if you enjoy a bit of guilty indulgence and don’t mind some m/f sex with your m/m, these are for you.  There are two ships to pick from (team Tarrick/Matthew all the way), though everyone pretty much fucks everyone.  I’m serious with the trigger warnings, though (specifically rape and dubcon).  Oh, and the plot is thrilling and complex.

For some smutty, healthy BDSM:

Wine & Song series by Eleanor Kos: I’ve been a fan of this author’s Hannibal fic for years, and boy am I glad I decided to read her original work.  I blew through these books in 2 days.  You’ll fall in love with the characters.  The way their relationship deepens, despite some intense baggage and a significant age difference, is erotic and beautiful and I couldn’t get enough.

For something teen, sweet, and Harry Potter-ish:

Carry On by Rainbow Rowell: Enjoyed the plot, enjoyed the characters, and the world is interesting.  This is a great PG-13 m/m read.

For more adorable, PG-13 teenage love:

Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe by Benjamin Alire Saenz: Poetic and touching with a cute get-together and supportive families.

A Boy Worth Knowing by Jennifer Cosgrove: If you want something easy and happy with very little stress or plot, this is for you.

For elves, prostitution, and a fantasy setting:

A King’s Ransom by Lia Black:  I enjoyed how these characters found love and the magic that enhanced their bond.  Definite trigger warnings here, specifically for rape and dubcon (though not between the main couple, except for perhaps a scene where one of them is a little drunk).  

Things in my library that I haven’t read yet:

The Raven Cycle (the m/m is between secondary characters), Simon vs The Homo Sapiens Agenda, Shadow of the Templar, The Half Wolf (I’m like 20% in and it’s cool), Hush, The Ruin of a Rake, and Locked in Silence.

Happy reading! <3 <3