god this is why i love you okay

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Silvia: I knew it! You were busy screwing her, right? God, I was so stupid to think that it would all be okay with that woman and you but it’s more than okay it seems. I hope it was worth it, Danny. 

Danny: Love I-

Silvia: Don’t call me that! You’re not allowed to call me that, ever! You don’t-

Danny: She undressed herself. She did this. I was confronting her about what she said to you. I was telling her that she couldn’t hold a flame to you. Why would I do this to you Silv, I love you! 

Cait: Oh thank God…FaceTime working…
Sam: (Waves + grins) You got this Hun…wouldn’t of looked too good if I was there and then playing the PR Samzie Show the following night…quid pro quo and all that…you would of looked a player otherwise Babe…just enjoy yourself…
Cait: I know…can everyone see the screen okay?
Sam: Sure can…So proud Cait…we can do this…just work…
Cait: Love you…See you in a couple of hours…I got this…


Me: 🤔 So that’s why Sam didn’t attend OW…protecting her again…best stay below deck for a while longer…storm still raging…running low on snacks and vino if anyone cares to join…

Imagine Your Favourite Turtles Reaction To Making You Laugh

Imagine;

Leo instantly smiling, lost in thought as he stared at that beautiful face of yours and listened to your wonderful laughter. ‘Oh god I’m so lucky… If only this moment could last forever.’

Raph smirking, instantly teasing you about that cute/awkward laugh of yours, before pecking your lips and reassuring you that he loves it. 'She has no idea how adorable that laugh is…’

Donnie’s cheeks going slightly pink before chuckling along with you, finding your laughter contagious. 'Oh no… I can’t stop laughing… and my face is starting to hurt… why did she have to laugh like that?’

Mikey smiling proudly, trying his absolute best to make you laugh like that again. 'Okay Mikey, think. You gotta make her laugh again… But that laugh tho… *sighs dreamily*’

Since i havent seen anyone talk about this i think i would just like to point out that while yuuri is skating georgi is wearing this expression

Do you know why?

Because he understands

He understands that while yuuri is skating Yuri on Ice he is dedicating it to victor, his love for him, and is thinking of all the moments they have spent together and how victor has helped him so much from how he was last year. He wore the same expression while michele is skating because he knew he was skating because of his love for sara.

But georgi isnt the only one who noticed.

The commentators, the other skaters, mila, and im pretty sure even yakov knew that yuuri was skating because of his love for victor, some more so than others. What im saying is that people know and acknowledge that yuuri really loves victor and that he dedicated his entire FS to their relationship and how he has grown from it.

But Yuuri being the “extra” one instead of Victor, like

Victor: Okay … why is the house on fire?

Yuuri: I messed up a phone call. I panicked. 

.

Victor: Yuuri, why are you sprawled on the floor?

Yuuri: [staring at ceiling in depression] Because life is meaningless and death is inevitable.

Victor: [sighs] Oh, god, not this again.

Yurio: [lying next to Yuuri on the floor] Shut up Victor, I like him better this way. Go on Yuuri, I got you.

.

Person who is not Minami or Victor: Omg, Katsuki Yuuri, you’re so hot and sexy, I love you!!!

Yuuri: [breathes into a bag for an hour while Victor rubs his back]

Victor: [to person] Why would you say something like that!?

Person: … ?

“Hey Mr. Trustfund Kid, for some reason my fans want to see us together, so for five seconds let’s call a truce so I can post this real quick.”
“I don’t see the point–”
“Say cheese!”
“–why do people say cheese? How about Elizabeth instead?”
“oh my god”

These two are my absolute fave from Mystic Messenger, and I really wanted to try drawing them taking a selfie together…maybe during party preparations? Ehehe. ❤️ Anyway I love these two and I love this game and I don’t even play otome okay? 😂 Hope you like ~

Things Draco has definitely said at some point
  • “Harry, if you don’t stop molesting me with your eyes I’m going to throw you out of a second story window”
  • “If one more person mentions my hair I swear to god I’m going to commit first degree murder in front of like a hundred witnesses”
  • “That shirt is atrocious and I am ashamed to even know of its existence”
  • “What the fuck made you think that was okay on any level?”
  • “I hate you all”
  • “No, you plebeian, I do not want one of your germ-infested free samples they’ve probably been on that tray for years anyway”
  • “Oh god it touched me I’m going to have to cut off that foot now”
  • “I’m not a cat and the next person to compare me to one will find out what it feels like to have my entire foot up their ass”
  • “Coffee is god’s second most important gift to mankind, with the first being me, of course. Harry, stop laughing”
  • “I can’t tell if that’s a picture of a barf stain or your dog”
  • “Why would you ever”
  • “This conversation has officially bored me to tears, so I’m going to go do something more entertaining, like watch grass grow. Draco out.”

what she says: i’m fine

what she means: where the fuck is lena!!? is she okay?? why hasn’t kara gone to see  her yet?! she sent her own mother to prison and saved the entire alien population of national city and she didn’t even get a thank you you’d think that someone’d pat her back or at least send a card wtf,, kara you’d better take your stupid steel pussy and hug your girlfriend for an hour straight or so help me god

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Okay but about the moment after kiss
It was one of the things that I really loved and appreciated in the whole episode, especially Yuri’s face while he look at Viktor.
He seems to be so happy and made at the moment like if he waited for that moment his whole life???? Omg I love his expression so much. ❤
And Viktor seems to be so happy that Yuri enjoyed the kiss and didn’t say something like “oh my fucking God why couldn’t you think in another surprise?That was too much!”

That’s a healthy and strong relationship that I hope to grow more and more, if it’s possible. They deserve it.
Also, I’M SO PROUD OF THEM!!

as i sit here alone,
staring at the sky,
i think of all the possibilities;
us — you and i.


maybe we could be something,
more than just friends,
but you’re in love with her,
so i’ll just pretend;


pretend like i don’t love you,
like you don’t mean the world to me,
i’ll tell myself ‘its okay,’
‘there are plenty of fish in the sea.’


but you’re not a fish in the sea,
you’re different — you’re you.
will i ever find someone else?
god, i wish i knew.


love me back,
is it that difficult to do so?
we’ve stuck through thick and thin,
why can’t i just let you go?

—  you’ve stolen my heart (give it back please) // {l.c}

in bruges colin farrell: a soft irish potato, round and smol. needs many hugs cuddling comfort love. moody, bad at maths, sad, deserved better. may or may not be dead. eyebrows. 

fright night colin farrell: what the fucking flying fuck happened here i mean jesus christ this dude t h i s  d u d e what the F U C K happened what the h e l l oh my god even ur grandma is blushing he smiles and u burst into flames the fuck is wrong with you my man why u rubbing apples on ur chest how did so much change in 3 years this is NOT OKAY im yellign the fuck ?? is happening fucking fuck time to fucking die holy hecking hell im sw e a ti n g aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Kip Kinkel about his parents
  • Kip Kinkel about his parents
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The interrogation of Kip Kinkel on May 21, 1998. I compiled the parts where he talks about his motive to murder his parents (William Kinkel and Faith Zuranski), his relationship to them and what he was feeling when he killed them. For a better understanding of this, he killed his father first, not in a fight, after the fight, when his father was in the kitchen drinking something. When his mother came home, he killed her too. The next day, he shot up his high school.

- Detective: Okay….So was your dad…Did he hit you or anything like that?
Kip Kinkel: No.
Detective: Okay…Was he yelling or out of control or?
Kip Kinkel: I couldn’t, I couldn’t, I had no other choice. God.

- Kip Kinkel: I loved my dad that’s why I had to
Detective: You love him, so that’s why you had to kill him?
Kip Kinkel: Yes.

- Kip Kinkel: Oh my God, my parents were good people, I’m just so fucked up in the head, I don’t know why.

- Detective: Do you say anything to her? 
Kip Kinkel: Yes, I told her I loved her.
Detective: And then you shot her. 
Kip Kinkel: Yes. God damn it, these voices inside my head.

- Kip Kinkel: She was still alive and I said that I loved her and I shot her…I shot her again, so she wouldn’t know that I killed her. I loved my mom.

- Detective: Now you shot your mom to save her the embarrassment and that sort of stuff, right?
Kip Kinkel: Yes.
Detective: Okay. Was that the right thing or the wrong thing to do?
Kip Kinkel: I couldn’t do anything else.

- Kip Kinkel: My dad kept saying how my mom…how embarrassed she was going to be and how horrible I was and I couldn’t let my mom feel like that. I couldn’t do anything else. There’s no other way.

undertale-ship-trash  asked:

Okay regarding your answer to- Why does Gaster have blood? I SWEAR TO GOD CAMI. The question you left at the end. ( Maybe now they can withstand more of something else ? OwO) If it's firkin' determination I'll throw my laptop out the window. You have to pay attention to literally EVERYING in the story. You sneaky thing. Anyways, loved the animation as always. <3

Thank you! The plot’s been in development since August from last year for a reason xD

okay I know everyone is here for weirdo Miraculous side effects like Adrien spontaneously purring and Marinette just sticking an entire damn rose in her mouth because it’s infested with aphids om nom nom, but listen, LISTEN: 

Adrien inexplicably growing soft fluffy kitty ears and a floofy-ass golden tail overnight, and Plagg’s TOTAL DISDAIN in the morning because “WHAT THE HELL, WHY ARE YOU NOT SLEEK AND BLACK-FURRED, I DID NOT RAISE YOU TO BE LIKE THIS”. 

and of course Adrien’s just like “Plagg oh god I AM GROWING CAT PARTS WTF THIS WAS NOT IN THE MANUAL” and then Plagg’s like “okay a) we both know even if there WAS a manual neither of us would have read it and b) shhhh no it’s okay, I love you just the way you are, you’re still my kitten even if you are–” *shudder* “–BLONDE.” 

“PLAGG THAT IS NOT MY ACTUAL PROBLEM–wait you what me?? I’m your what??” 

“OH LOOK IT’S A LASER POINTER.” 

“That’s not gonna DISTRACT–!” *crash* 

Meanwhile, on the other side of town, Marinette is carefully braiding her new antennae into her pigtails and everyone at school is going to think her new ribbons are SUPER CUTE. 

dating jughead jones would include
  • playing with his hair
  • stealing his clothes
  • always eating at the diner
  • standing up to people for him
  • texting each other until 3 am
  • “you looked pretty today.”
  • “dont i look pretty every day?”
  • “oh my god, not again.”
  • holding hands
  • very little pda other than ^
  • cooking for him
  • cuddling 28/11
  • “you’re hurting my arm!”
  • “but babe!”
  • going on cute little dates
  • him meeting you after school all the time
  • “what about your parents?”
  • “they love you Jug,”
  • watching the weirdest movies
  • helping him investigate weird ass things
  • “Okay, but like, what if, and this is just a thought, the teacher isn’t having sex with the student?”
  • “Archie told me, so you’re wrong.”
  • doing math homework with each other and crying over it
  • “why are you crying?”
  • “i dont understand.”
Dialogue Prompts for Things You Said When You're Drunk

1. "What time is it?“ "I dunno like four–” “No, its time for you to date me!”

2. “Babe I would still love you if you were an egg, I just thought you should know.” “…Okay…”

3. “You’re so pretty.” “That’s a tree.” “Oh…but still, it’s pretty.”

4. “Psst listen, if you ask me out, I might just say yes.” “We’ve been dating for three years.”

5. “Is that my s/o?” “No.” “Them?” “Nope.” “You? No wait you’re to good for me.”

6. “I wuv you so mu” “Oh my god are you drunk?”

7. “This place is like a castle!!” “It’s the bathroom.”

8. “Why is your face bleeding?” “I was fighting for your honor!”

9. “Let’s party!” “No we are going hoSTOP RUNNING, NO THAT’S A DRIVE THREW YOU IDIOT!”

10. “You’re so pretty, just don’t tell you that I told you, okay?”

Ambrosia | 01 (M)

Originally posted by ky-ngsoo

Summary: You find an injured man outside your apartment one day, and in your haste to get him medical attention, you might have told the paramedics that he’s your fiancé. However, from this lie, grows something very real as he continues to stay with you. Except he isn’t exactly who he appears to be.

Word Count: 6.7k

Genre: Fallen Angel!AU, Angst, Fluff, Smut

A/N: I have a lot of feels™ okay?

​Your mother always told you not to talk to strangers, let alone touch them, or God forbid, bring them into your home. This contrasted with your father, who would roll down the windows of the car so he could pass food to any homeless people he would pass on the street. That’s why he always kept so many snacks in the car.

Your father would be proud of you right now. Your mother? She wouldn’t disown you, she loves you too much. But she wouldn’t hesitate to call the police if she saw the dirty homeless man half asleep in front of your apartment building. You wouldn’t have gone that far, probably only ignoring them, maybe giving them some spare change if you had some on you. But this man is lying on the ground, face down, blood soaked through the back of his shirt, though it seems to have dried up by now. And maybe if there were other people around, you would have passed responsibility on to another bystander.

But as it happens, you’re alone tonight. Shit. You immediately pull out your phone punching in the numbers 911. “Hello? I have an emergency… Yeah, someone’s passed out, it looks like they were bleeding, but it’s stopped.”

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MC: Why is everyone always misunderstood you? TT_TT
Jumin: Ssh.. it’s okay, my love… I’m used to it besides I only need you to understand me… 

No jumin don’t familiarize yourself with it TT_TT I don’t understand at all of how people could have the heart to hate him u.u My honey bunny deserves more loves and hugs~ God I love him so much~

…and how to bg?

I AM LITERALLY CRYING OVER EPISODE 9. IT GETS REALLY BETTER EVERY FUCKING EPISODE.

- YURIO YOU ARE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL FLOWER. MY HC IS THAT HE’S GENDER-FLUID, THO I AM ALSO GO WITH HIM BEING TRANS.

- SHIT FUCK IT’S OKAY YURI. DADDY VICTOR’S GONNA COME BACK SOON–

- OH MY GOD MY SMOL RUSSIAN SON’S PERFORMANCE IS SO PERFECT-

- DANGIT MICHELE AND YOUR SISTER-COMPLEX

- FUCKING SHIPBAITING ME WITH JEAN-JACQUES AND YURIO, LIKE I LOVE THOSE TWO. LIKE I SHIP THEM TO HELL. BUT MY FUCKING SHIP SAILED THEN SANK IN ONE DAY.

- BUT WHY DOES JJ ALWAYS RILE YURIO LIKE THAT- LIKE WTF YOU PLAYIN’ WITH US?

- SHIT THAT WAS GODDAMN PROPOSAL LIKE WTF. I HEAR WEDDING BELLS, BUT ALSO HEAR SEASON 2 WITH FULL OF ANGST AND SUFFERING AND IMMA TALK ABOUT A THEORY SOON .

- BITCH, I’M GLAD MAKKACHIN DID NOT MAKKACHOKE THAT MUCH AND MAKKADIED. 

- I AM STILL WAITING FOR AN UNCENSORSED KISS BUT I’M STILL SATISFIED, I LOVE VICTUURI SO MUCH.

- OKAY NOW, I WANT A BACKSTORY FOR CAPTAIN CANADA, COZ HE’S TOO PERFECT, LIKE WTF. I LOVE YOU. YOU HAVE EVERYTHING, YOU HAVE A BEAUITFUL GF. AND I’M SAYING THIS WHILE I’M CRYING IN THE INSIDE COZ JURIO. I WILL STILL SHIP THEM THO, COZ YOU KNOW, I’M ALREADY IN THE POINT-OF-NO-RETURN.

- I NEED EPISODE 10 NOW PLIS.