god so this is what i did all day

rayblayblay  asked:

the abuse reveal scenes or the scenes @ wylie's on robert's wedding day? 4/14 reunion kiss or snog-behind-the pub before SSW? never getting aaron/paddy resolution or never getting another fluff ruffle? BOOM. STUMPED. [@aarondinglestears]

Rachel… what kind of monster…

the abuse reveal scenes or the scenes @ wylie’s on robert’s wedding day?
Ok… ok… um… OH MY GOD this is so hard
No, ok, I love love love the Wylie’s stuff (even if it did result in Katie’s death and I loved Katie with all my heart but)
But the abuse reveal scenes trump it… just because they were brilliant and incredibly done and they hurt a hell of a lot to watch. (And also honestly on a much less deep side it just felt kind of incredible to have Robert and Aaron in a scene together after so long where they weren’t being antagonistic lol.)

4/14 reunion kiss or snog-behind-the pub before SSW?
OK ON THE ONE HAND the reunion kiss was SUCH A LONG DAMN TIME COMING like it had been SO LONG and then they had that forehead touch moment and ahhrhffh
But the snog behind the pub still wins because firstly, I’m shallow and secondly, I just LOVE the fact that it happens completely out of the blue, that Robert and Aaron don’t say any dialogue to each other in the entire episode (let alone that scene) and… basically I love that it was almost entirely gratuitous. That fact makes me so happy, because we don’t get that a hell of a lot with them. And that kiss was amazing.

never getting aaron/paddy resolution or never getting another fluff ruffle?
This is just
I thought someone might ask me something else that would kill me to answer but I never thought of this one
fuck fuck it ok I’m choosing never getting another fluff ruffle because Aaron and Paddy are too vitally important to my entire being and if they don’t get fixed I will die an UNSATISFIED OLD WOMAN WHO WILL RANT ABOUT IT ON MY DEATH BED. I don’t even feel bitter about them having nice scenes or no scenes between them, I just want to know that at some point they will acknowledge that that relationship is still broken (again) and then fix it.
SORRY FLUFF RUFFLE IM SO SORRY this hurt me to my core


Tell me, what do you feel for my kingly nephew?” “I love him with all my heart,” Sansa said at once. “Truly?” He did not sound convinced. “Even now?” “My love for His Grace is greater than it has ever been.” The Imp laughed aloud. “Well, someone has taught you to lie well. You may be grateful for that one day, child.

        Tyrion admiring Sansa (and her survivng skills) - for Anonymous

Bear with me, this is a slow burn but it’s worth it, I promise.

So this happened a while back (god, 6 years ago…ew) , and honestly I still find it funny to this day. Though at the time it’s was kinda revolationary for me.

So I was 18, working at a beachside DoubleTree in Florida. I was a Jack of all trades at this fucking place. Officially I was hired for breakfast buffet and food runner. It entailed making sure the buffet is full, breaking it down after breakfast ended, and then running food to the pool that had been ordered. What I actually did? Both of those jobs, room service, banquets (like weddings and other catering events) and bartending training.

I lived about 45 minutes away and had to be at work by 5:30am to prep breakfast so… That’s already fun. So I get through breakfast and go to the poolside bar so, I’ll call her Leslie, so Leslie can continue training be inbetween running food orders out. I like Leslie. She’s in her late 30s and kinda just tired with life in general and her dry sense of humour really showed it.

So this day, I’m running food, when the catering manager (a 45+ y/o man BTW) decided to follow me around while I work, just gossiping. I don’t mind so much, I don’t participate but if nothing else it can be entertaining. So he’s rambling and I’m nodding, and then something he says catches my attention.
He starts going off about how I should be careful cause Leslie is a lesbian and so she does all day is hit on girls and get drunk.

So, drinking on the job is like… Super against the rules and I know she doesn’t so, of course, I immediately go to her and tell her what he’s been saying since it can LITERALLY get her fired. And, like a reasonable adult, she goes to HR.

A few hours later here comes the catering manager and he looks PISSED,
Asks “did you go tell her what I said?”
to which I respond, “Um yes? She’s my trainer and also my work friend and what you said could get her fired.”
And his next words blew my fucking mind. He says to me “Did you seriously tattle on me?”
Like, no? This isn’t 3rd grade. Its just called reporting misconduct now. Like? I just remember thinking, where the fuck are all the adults I was promised, I’m surrounded by large children.
It was that day that I realized adults are totally faking it.

After that frustrating conversation he decides to drop on me that I’ll need to work late that night at a banquet, a wedding to be specific. (mind you, I got there at 5:30am and the wedding starts at 6pm… Yaaaay…) but I can’t refuse so when the time comes I go get changed and find him again to get the details for this banquet and, with just the most despicable grin, he informs me that he was short because people “called outĺ abs that I would be catering an entire 80 guest wedding BY MYSELF. I am rendered LITERALLY speechless as he walks away.

I’m terrified, I’d worked a few banquets before but never alone. I wasn’t even just worried about doing poorly, I also didn’t want to ruin a wedding just because I pissed off my fucking boss. With nerves up to my ears, I go out to greet the wedding party to be immensely surprised.

So here’s the satisfying part.

They were awesome. It was a really sweet black family, half of which (the grooms side) had literally flown from Jamaica to attend. They all were so kind and excited. It was really contagious. They even made me dance with them at one point. I had a blast.

The wedding lasted about 3 hours and when it was all said and done, both sets of parents tipped me under the table on top of my automatic gratuity. One gave me $200 and the other gave me $300 and a bunch of the guests gave me smaller tips anywhere from $5-$50.

Once everyone left and I’m done cleaning up my catering manager comes back, all smug, and asks me how everything went. My response?

I pull out my wad of cash and start counting it in my head and with a grin and say, “I think it went well. If you’re ever short again I’d be glad to cover.” The look on his face was worth every extra minute of work that day.

He may have made me work a 15hr work day, but after adding up the pay from my hours worked, tips at the bar, the bonus for working a banquet, the automatic gratuity, under the table tips, AND OVERTIME… I made over 1.5 thousand dollars that night.

Best. Workday. Ever.


some triumvirate sketch thingies i did on the plane and in the hotel. what i learned: never ever attempt art nouveau-style shit without a ruler and/or protractor oh my god monika you egg.

(say, if i cleaned these up and colored them, would anyone be interested in like… buying prints or bookmarks or something?? opening a store online sooooon~)

Dating a Fire-Breathing-Bitch-Queen: Episode #3
  • Rowan: I've heard a lot of human girls like surprises, so i thought maybe i would try to surprise Aelin...didn't go so well.
  • *Aelin comes back to her suite after a long day, and finds the light wont turn on.*
  • Aelin: What the-*takes out a dagger and moves into a crouch, slowly walking into the room*
  • *all of a sudden, lights flick on and Rowan pops up in front of her*
  • Rowan: SURPRISE!
  • Aelin: *punches him in the face*
  • Rowan: Oh my god what the hell! *clutches face and glares*
  • Aelin: Yeah what the hell! What did you think you were doing!? You scared the shit out of me
  • Rowan: I was surprising you dammit
  • Aelin: Why on earth would you do that?
  • Rowan: *grumbling and shooting daggers with his eyes* I thought it would be nice, most girlfriends would like this stuff
  • Aelin: All you did was jump out and yell surprise?! What---who would like that? People like to be surprised with gifts you bastard!
  • Rowan: *rolls eyes and gestures around him* I did get you gifts if you cared to notice
  • Aelin: Oh...my god...*looks around at a room filled to the ceiling with boxes of different chocolate*
  • Rowan: I expected a different reaction than getting punched in the face-
  • Aelin: Rowan-
  • Rowan: -But your welcome *smug*
  • Aelin: Rowan-
  • Rowan: Uh
  • Aelin: oh Rowan
  • Rowan: Are you crying?
  • Aelin: *lip quivers*
  • Rowan: stop
  • Aelin: i LOVE chocolate
  • Rowan: Stop crying
  • Aelin: this will last me at least two days
  • Rowan: You need to not be crying
  • Aelin: *goes up to a stack of chocolates, cries as she begins to eats them, looks back at him with tears and chocolate on her face*
  • Rowan: I'm never doing this again
Dating Tate Would Include...

(Post Death)

  • Meeting in the murder house. That should be the basis of this whole thing. Be careful.
  • He would literally be like a pet waiting for you to get home every day.
  • “You’re home! I waited for you. What did you do today? Are you hungry? I made you some food…”
  • Lots of cuddling
  • Tate is the little spoon. Practically always
  • Music listening.
  • “Here, listen to this. None of that new shit.” “Oh my god, you are an old man, Tate.”
  • Him literally just sitting around watching you as you go about your day, doing work, chores. etc.
  • He is an actual cat?? (including the evil personality)
  • Very insecure so you’d have to constantly reassure him he’s amazing
  • Dirty talk all the time
  • Sex everywhere
  • Halloween becomes the only holiday you care about. Going to movies, places, traveling to places that you can go and come home in one day.
  • He’s kinda overbearing.
  • Super protective, even the mailman is kinda freaked out to talk to you tbh
  • “Tate, leave him alone.” “What?” [cue shit eating grin]
  • Sarcastic jokes, teasing constantly just to get a reaction out of you
  • So much sex
  • Dealing with Tate’s split personality
  • Being afraid of who he is, but standing up to him. This makes him snap out of it but he feels guilty every time.
  • Lots of apologizing.
  • Makeup sex.
  • Making love.
  • Keeping each other sane while living with the other ghosts
  • Tate introducing you to Nora
  • Nora thinking of you as the daughter she never had
  • Tate calming you down if the other ghosts make you start to question yourself and your morality
  • Hiding from everyone else together, listening to each other’s heartbeats
  • Knowing you’re complete with each other
  • Sorry, but….. Tate doesn’t age…. He tries to kill you so that you’ll be together forever. Make with that what you will.

#QUEERSAMWEEK Day 2: Favorite Queer Relationship - Queerplatonic Partners Sam/Dean

So, what’s it all add up to? It’s hard to say. But me, I’d say this was a test… for Sam and Dean. And I think they did all right. Up against good, evil, angels, devils, destiny, and God himself, they made their own choice. They chose family. And, well… isn’t that kinda the whole point?

Kodi Smit-McPhee as baby Kurt! Oh my god y'all, look at all the shit we can glean from this pic: 

  • Kurt has not some, but all of his facial markings from X2 (I wonder if Daemon Rowanchilde came back for the design process). This is SUPER DUPER GRIM NEWS as we know from X2 that these marks are self inflicted. That means baby Kurt has been self harming for quite a while. They better address that and talk about how sad that is, or make a whole new reason for the creation of his markings. Poor child! :( 
  •  The traditional red and black motif is clear here, as it was in the image of him out with the rest of the x-kids at the mall. I think what’s really neat is that his shirt highly resembles his shirt from X2! Someone on that set is paying serious attention to X2 continuity for Kurt and I am flipping my shit I’m so damn happy 
  •  His bio blurb said he provides ‘comic relief’: he’s going to be funny! We get gloomy catholic Kurt and goofball comedian Kurt all rolled into one for once, somebody pinch me, God is real 
  •  Also also also: he has emo kid blue streaks in his emo kid hair!!!! I can’t. Too cute. 

 Honestly I’m just so overwhelmed because holy titswaggle y'all, we are not only getting Kurt back in the X-MCU, we are getting X2 Kurt in miniature, and X2 Kurt is the love of my life I can’t believe this is really happening Im SO JAZZED FOR THIS MOVIE

My mom loves telling people at parties just how ‘bright’ I am and how I’m always reading something, she does it all the time.

Mother. Stop. I’m reading gay fanfiction.

So, okay, there was this day, at this party, and she did it again but this time she took my phone off of my hands to show them (It was in english, not native, so no one knew what I was reading) and I SWEAR TO GOD, one of them suddenly had this look of recognition on her face and she fucking winked at me.

And that’s the story of how my mom’s friend knows I ship Sterek.


“I’ve definitely done quite a few collab videos with Y/N,” Dan said, “Who, if you’ve never seen their videos, has some of the best content I’ve seen, literally.”

The interviewer nodded, jotting down a few notes and opened their mouth to ask a follow-up question but Dan continued on.

“I mean seriously, Y/N is so funny and on point in every single video,” Dan shook his head with a laugh, somewhere far away now. “I actually lost hours the day I found their channel.”

The interviewer smiled at Dan, waiting to be sure he was done this time.

“And what about…other YouTubers?”

Dan seemed to realize himself then, his eyes going wide as he let out an incredulous laugh and brought his hand to his face.

“Did I just answer the whole question talking about Y/N? Oh god. That’s–that’s not problematic at all, is it?” he asked. “I think I’ll lie on the floor and assess what this means later. Let’s keep going.”

The interviewer gave him a gentle smile, saying nothing as Dan gave another small laugh and forced himself to stop thinking of you.

Other YouTubers. Right.”


You broke my heart, slowly without me even realizing it. Because you did it simultaneously with me loving you. Every piece of my heart that filled with love for you quickly was followed by it being shattered by you. And it’s not until now that I realize that’s what happened. But I loved you, so truly and purely, and I know that scared you but god did it scare me too, you just didn’t know that. We could have faced those fears together but instead you chose to run away and you took my heart with you. Now I just feel so empty each day and I don’t know when that feeling will go away. I don’t even know if I want it too, because that’s all I have left of you and I’m not sure I’m willing to give that up yet.

Title: Giving Up the Ghost | NEW Spanish Translation
Art: Winchestergirl  | (art master post here)
Pairing: J2
Rating: R
Warnings: homophobic slurs, violence, & drowning with mentions of: suicide & self-harm
Word Count: 89,000
Summary: Since his parents’ divorce, Jensen Ackles has just about given up on the living. Moving from town to town with his Mom and Sister, his only solace has been found in music, and ignoring pretty much everything else. The latest move to a massive plantation home in Louisiana feels like a dream come true: he’ll have all the space and privacy he’s ever wanted. But there’s something–someone–else living in the house. And they’re absolutely bent on making Jensen’s peace and quiet a living hell.  Jensen’s just a moody teenager who wants to be left alone. And Jared is the lonely ghost that haunts his bedroom. Determined to get rid of the pesky poltergeist, Jensen makes it his mission to get Jared to move on from this earth. But the more time they spend searching for Jared’s way to cross over, the more Jensen is discovering that Jared might be one of the few people on this earth–living and dead–that he might want to keep around.


So, what’s it all add up to? It’s hard to say. But me, I’d say this was a test… for Sam and Dean. And I think they did all right.
Up against good, evil, angels, devils, destiny, and God himself, they made their own choice. They chose family. And, well… isn’t that kinda the whole point?


[Who’s someone on set that takes your jokes seriously?]

“Keegan [Allen], all the time. I’ll pretend I’m mad at him, and he’ll think about it all day and ask around, like, “Oh my God, what did I do to make her mad?” Shay and Troian would play along, like, “We don’t know. All we know is that she’s really pissed off.” [Laughs.] He’ll be texting me, like, “Can we just please talk?” He’s so fun to get.

I can’t remember one thing because I’ve done so many things to him. But it could be as stupid as me saying, “I cannot believe what you did.”

-Ashley Benson

19 Women Reveal The Male Body Part They’re Just As Obsessed With As Dudes Are With Boobs

It’s going to get hot in here

Hold on to your panties ladies 

1. Forearms.
Forearms. So. Much. Yes.

2. More forearms.
Pro tip: Wear a button down and roll your sleeves up to your elbows. It is the most attractive thing in the world.

3. Aaand more forearms.
I can look at forearms all day. Some days I think ‘unf those veins dear god that’s so attractive’ and other days I’ll drool over not-veiny forearms. I don’t know what it is but they’re hot.

4. Your jaw.
Jaw line. Insanely hot!

5. The “V.”
The V section, and the hips. That whole lower abdomen area… It’s like a network of muscles, bones and strong hotness. And also backs, I have a thing for backs.

6. More V please.
THE V. How did I forget about the V.

I make sure to kiss my boyfriend’s whenever I see it.

7. Big, rough hands.
Hands… I know its weird. But im a sucker or big rough hangs. Hands that look like they can break a neck. Simply sexy ugh!

8. Or hands of any size.
Same, but not even big bulky hands, just hands in general. I like holding them and looking at them and laying in bed with them spread over my belly or chest when I’m being held.

9. A defined torso.
Big arms, broad shoulders, muscular back. 

10. “Cupped, defined” butts.
I never notice butts unless they are absolutely fantastic. I was at a tennis match and out comes this guy on the court with the greatest looking butt I have ever seen. His shorts fit him so well too. They weren’t too baggy and just kind of cupped and defined his butt. It was amazing to look at. 

11. The V. Again.
Yes this- the only reason my SO putting on 30 lbs has made me a bit sad. I miss that beautiful V.
I mean obviously the company is more important. But. Ung. With I could still look down while we were fucking and see it. 

12. Your happy trail.
HAPPY TRAIL. It’s like a magical path to the penis.

13. Definitely your happy trail.
mannnnn when a good looking guy stretches and you see that happy trail peak out I just grabjdafhuaahalhf

14. Your eyebrows?
Eyebrows. Nothing like a good solid pair of eyebrows.  

15. Your legs.
Calves. All day, every day. Give me some wickedly defined calves and I’m yours.

16. Visible shoulderblades.
A nice sculpted back with shoulder blades that protrude slightly

17. Adrien Brody noses.
Noses. Big, crooked nose with a strong jawline.

Adrien Brody noses.

18. Your armpits.

19. Broad shoulders.

The shoulders, collarbones, and neck. I don’t know what it is, but whenever my guy takes his shirt off for me my eyes are drawn to that area. Broad shoulders just give off an air of masculinity and I love the contours of the bones there, they look so inviting and I want to nibble on them.

It’s ridiculously sexy to me to see his bare shoulders and think that I could be holding onto them during sex. The neck is the same way, because personally it’s a very sensitive place for me and I want to make him feel the same pleasure I do by kissing and nuzzling there. It’s a very intimate spot and I love everything about it.

I think Amma go take a cold cold shower now 

Thinking of my teen years, starting from the age of 13 up till now, 19, my parents did a great job at raising me as a phenomenal liar. Lying became so habitual and natural that I genuinely surprise myself when I tell them the truth. The more they tried to control the less they knew. If only they knew. Because of all the pressure, unreasonable prohibitions and permissions I couldn’t get for no reason- I’ve been lying and lying for 7 years. It is so ironic that most of the time they actually have no idea where I am or who I am with. Why did it have to be this way?

If I ever have kid some day, I don’t know how our relationship will be, I don’t know what he/she will grow up to be but I swear to God, my kid won’t feel the need to constantly lie to me. One thing I am sure about my potential parenthood.

Exo reaction when you get into a fight with another girl idol cause she’s been hitting on him

Sehun: Y/N:I hope you weren’t that good friends with H/N cause from now I’m sure she will not even look at you after the “talk” we two had.

Talk? what does talk to you means? what did you do….omg I’m screwed. 

Kai:*hears your voice yelling in the hallway* God please tell me that she did not started a fight with someone!

Tao:*after the fight you had with the other girl is over” Tsk, did you really had to act like that? now I’m so embarrassed to meet her again….

Kyungsoo: Y/N:*keep on rambling why you did what you did to him in a very loud voice so she could still hear you* 

*very uncomfortable cause people were still staring at them*Can you lower the volume a little bit, I think you embarrassed both of us enough for one day.

Chanyeol:*tells him all the reasons why you got into a fight with that girl* I swear to god you’ll be the death of me…

Chen: Why couldn’t I have a normal day without any drama in it?*finally goes to take you away before the situation turns nasty* 

Baekhyun: *comes right when the “fight” is is full blow* Oh god did she just threw the coffee on Y/N? this will end bad…

Lay: Y/N:Why are you taking her side? she was the one that started this…why are you scolding me.

Because I know her and she is a nice girl. What you say it doesn’t make any sense. You should say sorry to her for what you did.

Suho: Y/N:Hey sweety….

Don’t sweety me.I heard what you did. Don’t you think you have some apology to give to someone?

Kris: Staff:Ummm yifan, your girlfriend is kind of in a heated argument with your costar, do you wanna end it cause we have to roll the cameras in a bit and…

Oh god!

Luhan: You’re not gonna say sorry to her aren’t you?

Xiumin: Y/N:Just be happy that I didn’t end up with her extensions  in my hands.