god she is so damn badass

Miraculous Ladybug Theme - FRENCH Full
Miraculous Ladybug Theme - FRENCH Full

This is a long ass rant about how much I fucking love this song and if you are into Miraculous as much as I am, you will agree with every point I make here.

So ever since I heard the dual version of the French and English one together, I’ve been hyperventilating. I am so much in love with the French version that I just don’t even. Like, nothing against the English dubbing, but there’s something SO SEXY AND SO SINFUL ABOUT THIS SONG IN FRENCH. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK MAN.

So, she starts off the song that’s all, OH I’M JUST AN ORDINARY GIRL NAMED MARINETTE - I HAVE NO OBVIOUS SIGNS OF BEING THE MOST BADASS HEROINE IN THE HISTORY OF ALL FRENCH, KOREAN, AMERICAN, WHATSOEVER LIFE. But then she’s Ladybug and she’s so beautiful and wonderful and sassy and confident and not like any other girl - she’s just so damn badass it makes me want to punch myself in the face she’s awesome. Like I want to be like her, but I have no coordination left in me to do all her acrobats.

AND THEN SHE’S ALL, OH CHAT NOIR IS NO ANGEL. As Adrien, he is totally an angel that I want to squish. AND SHE SAYS HE’S IN HER HEART??????? MY GOD. BUT AS CHAT NOIR? OH HELL NAW. Like, he is the most sinful thing ever with his innuendos and his puns and his flirting and his winking and his mrawrs and smirks. MY GOD. I just want to eat him up. But I ship him so hard with Ladybug/Marinette and they are most least problematic ship in the world in the fact that THERE IS NO ONE ELSE. NO ONE. IT’S JUST THEM IN A LOVE SQUARE AND THAT IS SO DAMN REFRESHING TO ME.

Then you get to Chat Noir’s part and I don’t know why, but the voice for him in this song is so hot and so yummy and I just wanna curl up and suffocate on my lust for this voice. Especially when he’s all “I’m Chat Noir” with that French SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAT NOERRRRRRRRRRRR. And he’s all, I’m no bad cat - I fight for the good like YOU DO, LADYBUG. AND THAT HE WILL FIGHT DESPERATELY??!!?! YAS. AND THEN HE’S ALL IM SCARED TO LOVE IN VAIN BECAUSE THE ONE HE LOVES CAN’T LOVE HIM BECAUSE SHE HAS TO BE LADYBUG AND CARRY OUT HER DESTINY. Why you gotta make me hurt in all the ways, FRENCH THEME SONG? PLUS, at the END OF CHAT’S PART, he’s all RAWRING and then belting OUT THESE AMAZING TOP 40s R&B “MIRAAACUUULOUS” notes like it’s some power ballad. LIKE WHAT THE HELL.

I’ve listened to this song like 15 times while I’ve written this out and I would also like to point out that the person who sings Marinette’s part is so fresh - like her voice could make the world better if she sang everything. ESPECIALLY ALL THE ‘ah ah ah’s. Like come on. COUPLED WITH THE GUY’S “OOOOOOOOOOOOH”s and “OOOOH, LADYBUUUUUUUUUG”s.

-chokes- I’m done.

anonymous asked:

The new fans who just go "awww they're such good friends!!" Meanwhile they're making out in their tour bus

oh my god i am so here for this au okay lemme Expand on this

  • tristan is still famous but piper holds this as a closely guarded secret from literally everyone, including annabeth and reyna (i’m just rlly feelin this whole Angsty Teen Movie where she’s got Big Dreams that she wants to achieve without daddy’s help al;ksdjf)
  • she gets gigs on her own in bars and nightclubs or whatever. her voice is beautiful and her audience is always thrilled with her, but she doesn’t have enough of a unique kinda vibe that could make her famous.
  • reyna and hylla used to play on sidewalks for change, they were the Small Town Girls With Big Time Dreams hoping to get a record deal
  • hylla eventually becomes responsible and jaded and gets a job and is kind of annoyed when reyna still wants to pursue music.
  • they part ways kind of bitterly, but reyna really is serious about music. she’s absolutely lethal with a guitar, and anyone who’s heard her play is surprised she isn’t more successful (she has some kind of unique Sound like idk she’s like eddie van halen and built her own guitar or something)
  • piper and reyna book a gig at the same seedy bar one night, purely out of coincidence.
  • they will joke a lot later about how the first time reyna saw piper, she was literally standing in a spotlight and angels were singing (even if the angel was piper herself)
  • reyna’s like, TOTALLY smitten the instant she sees piper and knows immediately that she wants to break her out of this dingy bar and tour the country together making music forever.
  • so that’s what they do!!
  • reyna finds her after she gets off stage and gushes about how talented she is, and of course piper is hugely flattered. (can you honestly fucking imagine reyna saying to piper “what’s a girl like you doing in a place like this?” im gonna LOSE it l;kdjkl;fj. she doesn’t actually say that though but like. ima G IN E)
  • somehow they end up on stage together? the audience is probably cheering for an encore for piper and piper is sort of embarrassed because reyna is supposed to go but reyna’s like nah, stay up with me
  • ANYWAY reyna starts wailing out “i love rock ‘n’ roll” and they belt it out together like they’ve practiced it for years and they have this instant musical connection and like??? keep making dramatic eye contact at each other while they’re singing at their respective microphones….
  • they finish and the crowd is like going WILD for them (they hadn’t noticed while they were playing bc they were so wrapped up in each other honestly wtf)
  • THIS IS THE SONG THEY DO NEXT oh my god imagine imagine piper doing this on stage with reyna..i’d die
  • they do the most badass cover of i kissed a girl ever and piper changes the lyrics????? to make it explicit that she kisses girls and doesn’t have a boyfriend?? and reyna KNOWS it’s intentional bc like she literally changed the lyrics and keeps making bedroom eyes at her like honestly…..damn piper y u so smooth
  • i was gonna make it a slow burn but honestly like they hook up that very night lmao
  • the video of i kissed a girl goes viral and that is how they get that Lesbian Attention bc like honestly it’s rlly cute and u can actually see the moment piper stops just singing the song and starts flirting, it’s like halfway through the second verse she’s like “no i don’t even know your name…” and then she kind’ve giggles into the microphone and says “but it really matters” and turns around to look back at reyna who is staring at her with REALLY HUGE EYES…omg
  • anyway that video rlly helps them bc after that they start a youtube channel and they do a bunch of badass covers and become pretty successful, and eventually they get a record deal
  • piper writes the lyrics to their songs and reyna writes the music. piper of course sings lead vocals but reyna can do backup, and they harmonize really nicely.
  • they’re successful in their like little Niche of fans, but they don’t Make It Big. they’re disappointed and frustrated that things seemed to have stalled….which brings us to annabeth
  • um honestly the only way i can see annabeth bein into music is if her parents were? so that’s how they met. her mom was some young starlet who wanted to be a singer, swept her dad off her feet, had a baby, and then fucked off to get a record deal with little heed for her kid. annabeth gets it in her head at a young age that she can get her mom’s attention if she becomes even better than her.
  • annabeth doesn’t do anything half way so she plays like 8 instruments and she’s fucking good at all of them. annabeth’s mom is a deadbeat though and once annabeth figures out she’ll never be good enough, she decides to get so much more famous than her mom’s failed pop star career out of pure spite.
  • n like, it works. she has a successful solo career. she’s a very talented musician and a good singer. she’s right on the edge of being an A-lister, but she’s not quite there yet.
  • only problem: she’s unhappy because fame can’t buy happiness (this is actually a study in how many cliches can i cram into this)
  • she’s also missing like, the soul of her music? her fans are starting to complain that she’s a sell out and the grit and rawness that used to make her music so great is now just commercialized and mainstream (it wouldn’t bother her except that they’re right; she barely writes her own stuff anymore)
  • she’s honestly like trying to work through her issues with her mom i bet and like it just makes her whole career feel jaded, and she’s miserable.
  • i do not know how she discovers piper and reyna’s music but when she does she instantly loses her mind because they are incredible
  • she’s stunned that she hasn’t heard of them before, and even more stunned that they aren’t more popular
  • she immediately demands that they be her opening act for her next tour
  • piper and reyna are OF COURSE like absolutely thrilled to get the news (imagine them hanging up the phone and then looking at each other all excited and then screaming and jumping up and down together ?????!)
  • the tour is, of course, filled with sexual tension and lesbian antics and progressively less annabeth playing alone and more piper and reyna and annabeth playing together
  • and at some point they decide all three of them to form a band ?
  • annabeth’s record label is like “um that’s like…the opposite of what you’re supposed to do…u ditch the band and go solo once you make it big not MAKE a band when you’re already famous??”
  • but reyna and piper make annabeth more excited about music than she’s been in a long, LONG time and also they’re REALLY good together so of course they go for it
  • and the three of them together are like, the final combo that they need to make them BIG. they become a sensation. they smash all kinds of records and become the most successful all girl band of all time aaay
  • they’re famous for writing such raw and honest songs about themselves and their life, piper is also like literally lyrical genius

also they do a collab at some point with lacy sadie and hazel’s band ;)

anonymous asked:

hc for kuroo, terushima, tsukishima, & iwaizumi w/ a tiny & cute girlfriend who has a fierce side and is a fuckin bOSS at self defense like if anyone bothers them, she steps in front of them and goes from the sweetest looking bunny to the most intimidating person on earth and she will fUCK ANYONE WHO BOTHERS THEM UP

LOL, I love this so much, Anon! I think it’s so freaking adorable and all of these boys would just freaking LOVE having a girl like this!

Hope you enjoy!


Kuroo Tetsurou

  • Lol, I can see something like this happening for the first time in their relationship and she’s not taking any shit as she steps up with his arms crossed over her chest and Kuroo’s all “babe, I got this” right before she throws down and takes the dude to the ground in a single blow.
    • Um, SHOOK. But also, like, that was totally the hottest things he’s ever seen and, god damn, that’s his girlfriend and holy fuck he’s never felt so turned on in his life.
  • But he’s totally impressed, like, he knew she did self defense, but that seemed like it was on a completely different level. Doesn’t matter though, all he want to do is get her home so she can demonstrate all those badass moves on him!
    • Legit, boy would probably get too excited about that and then end up getting hurt because he tensed the wrong way in the middle of something.

Terushima Yuuji

  • Duuuudes, Terushima probably fell victim to her awesome moves when they first met! Like, he was trying to get her number or something coming off rather strongly and probably stepped a little closer than he really should’ve and then BAM! He’s staring up at the ceiling with stars behind his eyes!
    • Then she shows up in his vision - still flat on his back - and he thinks an angel has showed up in his life because she is by far the most extraordinary person he’s ever met.
  • Guarantee he ends up in that same position several more times before she gets anywhere close to agreeing to go out with him. His persistence can be quite endearing if he goes about it the right way.
  • And when someone actually starts to mess with them, this boy wouldn’t even bat an eye when she steps forward with that Look on her face. He’d just be like “dude, ya sure you wanna keep going down this path?” He’d totally reward her with kisses and cuddles afterward too!

Tsukishima Kei

  • Seriously? I feel like this kid would provoke anyone because he KNOWS that she can take them down. So when they’ve finally had enough of his shit, they’re making a go at him and the next thing they know they’re arm is being twisted behind their back and they’re on their knees.
    • This little shit would just smirk with his hands in his pockets and just be all “oh yeah, and have you met my girlfriend?” He’d be all smug that he had the upper hand even though he didn’t do anything except start shit!
    • LOL, the dude is still probably trapped there on the ground as Tsuki strolls up to give her kisses as thanks! Random dude is NOT amused.
  • As much as she loves this tol bean, no doubt that he’s been the victim to her defensive moves. Maybe his teasing goes a little too far and before he knows it, his vision goes dark because she pressing into a pressure point at just the right spot. Apologies are instant, followed by pouting.

Iwaizumi Hajime

  • These two probably took the self defense class together, that’s how they met and got to know each other. They were partners through the course and kept seeing each other afterwards, so he’s had firsthand experience at just how good she is.
  • So it really is no surprise that she goes to take on whoever is bugging them head on. Like, both Iwa and this random dude have amused expressions on their faces, but for OBVIOUSLY different reasons: the random guys thinks it’s just adorable this little girl wants to fight whereas Iwaizumi KNOWS that she can kick his ass.
    • Iwaizumi probably stands over the dude after he’s been taken to the ground and is like “I probably should’ve warned you but I didn’t feel like it” before wrapping his arm around her shoulders and taking her out for ice cream!
  • I’m sure when a bunch of them all went out together, Oikawa kept pestering her to show him her moves! And Iwa keeps being like “you’re stupid, Shittykawa, let it go” but then she agrees and Makki films it and posts it on social media and it’s the funniest day of their lives (except Oikawa’s, lol).
100% scientific grading of all (most) Dragon Age companions/advisors

ORIGINS

Alistair: Is a sweetheart who does his best and is a fantastic tank and has great hair, great sense of humor, I just want to hug him, rating: A+

Dog: Faithful, loyal, pees on things, (Happy bark!), rating: A+

Leliana: looks like a cinnamon roll but can actually kill you, likes the way you do your hair, is a sweetheart, rating: A+

Morrigan: will put a spell on you (and now you’re hers), #1 witch, becomes a great mom even though her own upbringing wasn’t that great, rating: A+

Oghren: goes into the Deep Roads to try to find his wife, doesn’t give a flying nug, rating: A+

Shale: is a giant rock, great voice, great backstory, rating: A+

Sten: so Qunari he makes the Arishok look small-time, learns over time to respect the Warden, rating: A+

Wynne: #1 Grandma, great healer, is playing the long game so she can troll everyone in Asunder, rating: A+

Zevran: Best accent, beautiful hair and skin complexion, “for you I would march into the Black City itself, never doubt it!”, rating: A+

Loghain Mac Tir: honestly you don’t have a daughter like Anora unless you’re kicking ass and taking names yourself, rating: A+

AWAKENING

Anders: is fucking adorable, will save all cats, ~Anders’ spicy shimmy~, #1 healer but seriously make him an Arcane Warrior for a good time, rating: A+

Justice: Fade spirit just doing his best, wants to help everyone, looks good in plate, rating: A+

Nathaniel Howe: Loves Amaranthine, defends his family but also learns to see their faults, is definitely gonna bang my Cousland on top of his dad’s grave, rating: A+

Oghren: “You joined the Grey Wardens?  Really?”  “You said it would be hot!”  “WE WERE ROLEPLAYING!” rating: A+

Sigrun: oh my god she’s so cute but also smashes darkspawn in the face, DESERVES A BETTER ENDING for sure, rating: A+

Velanna: Goodnight shemlen b/c Velanna is coming for you, doesn’t give any shits, is prob. one of the biggest badasses in the series, rating: A+

DRAGON AGE 2

Anders: WAS RIGHT, fuck the templars, how can one feathermage be so pure, has loved Hawke for three years oh my god? voiced by Adam Howden who donated money to a GoFundMe for my sister’s sick cat (true story), rating: A+

Aveline: WILL TANK ALL OF THEDAS, do no harm but take no shit, will beat Hawke’s ass if necessary, “real nice night for an evening!” rating: A+

Bethany: who’s the best BETHANY’S THE BEST, Hawke’s #1 biggest most supportive fan, definitely best haircare routine and the most pure, rating: A+

Carver: does his best, actually secretly loves Hawke deep down inside, they probably built pillow forts together as kids and were def. best friends, rating: A+

Fenris: best spiky broody elf in any franchise, prob. the smartest individual in the entire Kirkwall Crew honestly, trying his hardest to move on, voiced by Gideon Emery and everything that guy touches turns to gold, rating: A+

Isabela: #1 pirate queen, has a heart of gold and loves Hawke, she just loves Hawke so much????? she’s going to let the Kirkwall Crew live happily ever after on her pirate ship I’m so proud of her, rating: A+

Merrill: dESERVED BETTER in every respect, just wants to help everyone??? Loves Mahariel and Tamlen so mucH?? Merrill/FHawke is such a pure ship omg, rating: A+

Sebastian Vael: definitely tries his best and wants so hard to live up to his name, will shot you with bow, makes that outfit look honestly stylin’, #1 accent in all of the Free Marches, rating: A+

Varric: Actual #1 Bro™, there is no bro who has ever bro’d harder, HIS FRIENDSHIP WITH HAWKE IS honestly, probably the best friendship in any game, like this if you cry every tim, rating: A+

INQUISITION

Blackwall: Can we discuss that beard tho, just doing his best, honestly the best banter, “What can a grey warden do?” “save the fucking world if pressed”, rating: A+

Cassandra: holy shit is htere a bigger badass in Thedas no there is not, did you guys watch the anime holy shit.  if she met Aveline it would be the unstoppable force meets the immovable object honestly, rating: A+

Cole: pure spirit child, “he’s only 12 years old and already more psychic than his dad” - dril, dies a lot when he’s in my party i’m sorry Cole, rating: A+

Dorian: actual most  styling man out there, had to leave Tevinter because he was so damn stylish he was putting the rest of the Imperium to shame, oh my god he’s just like, best friends with your Inquisitor and it’s so?? pure? rating: A+

Iron Bull: lmao it’s over for you if you get in trouble with this guy also the Chargers are basically? great? and he’s so good to Krem?? voiced by a guy who loves this job and loves video games, rating: A+

Sera: is gonna throw bees at your head and is looks good in plaidweave, deserves better, most unique accent in the series, has good taste in ladies, rating: A+

Solas: it was Egg who caused the trouble but honestly he’s doing his best, gets approval anytime you’re nice to like anyone, GREAT artist, i heard there was a secret chord that david played and it pleased the lord but you don’t really care for music do you? it goes like this the fourth the fifth the minor fall the major lift the baffled king composing hallelujah???  rating: A+

Varric: guess who’s back, back again, Varric’s back, and tbh he’s just so good and he helps everyone and is helping the inquisitor b/c he cares so much, rating: A+

Vivienne: WOW has anyone ever looked so goddamn gorgeous, probably not, way too stylish for you plebeians, i only wish i could raise myself to her level, but i also don’t want her to ever lower her standards which she would have to do to even talk to me, rating: A+

Cullen: has been through a lot of shit and come out surprisingly chill, admits his mistakes, loves dogs like all good Fereldans, definitely got that lip scar from Hawke though, rating: A+

Josephine: honestly the best fashion sense in Skyhold, those ruffles though, is very pure?? I just want to cuddle her on the couch forever, make her some rice krispy treats and then take her on a vacation because she deserves it, rating: A+

Leliana: Murderpope best pope, rating: A+

anonymous asked:

hi senpai! what are your recommendations for skk and fyoya fics? love your blog!

OKAY IT’S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH AGAIN RUBS HANDS HERE WE GO

I’ve already made 2 fic rec posts HERE and HERE but because I lurk like a loser here are some more recs:

- Anything and everything by Kuranoa. Hands down one of the best fyoya + skk combi writers in my book, really lovely humor but when she angsts it smashes you until you’re a pile of dust and you hate yourself but you keep reading. And my god her Chuuya is badass adorable

- Anything by Memos. Not even gonna lie I cry over her nsfw at least 30 times a day then cry some more in the bathroom then cry some more before I go to bed because her fics are just that good

- Anything by AnonLearnsToWrite. Their humour is grade S excellent I laugh everytime, it’s really so on point and their plots are so damn precious and I really love their characterizations of Dazai. But can they please update Three’s a crowd because I’m dying. 

- Anything by writingfromtheshadows. Especially if you’re a fan of mafia boss Dazai and badass Chuuya. The ust can drive you nut at times but they do compensate with… several pieces of delicious nsfw and generally I just want more but pls stop killing me with the ust.

- At this point, deep sighs, sells soul to devil, anything by Kibasix. But everyone and their fifth removed cousins know I’m blatantly a Kibasix fangirl so what else is new really. 

- All the skk fics by WhisperingWinds99 because I’m kind of a loser and haven’t really read their sskk ones. BUT THEIR FICS ARE REALLY ADORABLE AND PRECIOUS AND IT SOOTHES MY SOUL EVERYTIME MY FLUFFY ANGEL AMONG ALL OF YOU ANGSTY DEVILS. 

- I generally really love hitherelovely’s fics because mmmmmmm their Dazai is delicious and just KDSJFHAKJFHAKF FANS SELF but their themes might be a bit heavy for some of you so this is a rec but rec with caution please read tags carefully before proceeding.

- Noir. This fic is one of the rare instances where I have to say that the portrayal of Chuuya is perfect. It explores his relationships with other characters in such a good way that it makes everything in my soul hurt. And the realistic ending of it makes me cry all the way until this day. Please. For the love of God. Read it.   

- Touch me. AKA THAT ONE TEACHER! DAZAI/MILITARY!CHUUYA THAT I FINALLY GOT HOLY SHIT INCOHERENT KEYBOARD SLAM. Very detailed setting, Chuuya is the cutest, Dazai is a little shit just like how I want him to be, and the smut… oooooh boooooooy. I’ve already recced her in my last posts and there’s a sequel in progress as well so tbh just check out her profile

A Spring Without You is Coming. Aka that one fic that made me curse three times in the span of 2 minutes 48 seconds because WOW WHO AUTHORIZED THAT HOW DARE  YOU WHAT THE FUCK. No seriously what the fuck. What. Who hurt you.

Mommy Is Daddy’s Only! THIS ONE HAS BABY SKK AND IT’S REALLY CUTE AND IT ALSO HAS FYOYA AND TACHUU IN IT SO HELL YEAH. Or you can just read it solely for Akutagawa throwing his milk bottle in Fyodor’s face.

- 1893. Oh my god. Dazai’s POV in this. I’m just. I have no words. Actually I have one word. Gorgeous. Absolutely stunning. Wow that’s 3 words but okay it’s so good it would deserve 3 thousand words but I’m just mostly speechless.

- Eight time’s the charm. Ever feel like being cockblocked? Then cockblocked some more? Then cry because you got so cockblocked you don’t know what to do? This is just the right fic for you. Just. Trust me. Go for it. 

- The Courtesan. Let’s see. You have Fyoya and SKK. You have courtesan Chuuya (whisper through gritted teeth yes holy shit). You have your one and only Moulin Rouge AU. And the writing is gorgeous. Need I say more chop chop get on it but BRACE YOURSELF FOR THE FRIGGIN PAIN BECAUSE MOULIN ROUGE. 

OH MY GOD I’VE JUST NOTICED SOMETHING

SO LEXA HAS THIS GIANT-ASS THRONE WITH SPEARS AND GNARLY STICKS COMING OUT OF IT AND SHE’S DRESSED IN HER BADASS BATTLE GEAR WITH HER SWORDS AND WARPAINT AND SHE LOOKS POWERFUL AND INTIMIDATING AND JUST PLAIN AWESOME

BUT LOOK AT THE BOTTOM OF HER THRONE

LOOK

SHE HAS A FOOTSTOOL 

RIGHT BENEATH HER TOUGH WARRIOR FEET THAT HAVE KICKED MEN OFF BALCONIES, SHE HAS A GOD DAMN FOOTSTOOL TO REST HER LITTLE BOOTS ON

LEXA IS THE FIERCE COMMANDER OF THE GROUNDERS BUT SHE’S ALSO A VERY SMOL DRAMATIC GAY WHO NEEDS A FOOTSTOOL AND IT’S JUST TOO GOD DAMN CUTE AND I’M WEEPING

i feel like elide is SUPER underrated. like do you ever think about what a damn badass she is? first of all, she befriended the scariest witch to ever exist. second, she’s held onto to dark power magic and it works in her favor. third, SHE LIED TO AN ILKEN AND GOT AWAY. she straight up acted like she was better than the ilken and the ilken was like “oh shit gtg.” ???? lastly, this line: “Lorcan followed Elide inside the tavern, some part of him admitting that for all his five hundred years of surviving and killing and serving, he’d never quite encountered someone so…unimpressed with him. Even gods-damned Aelin had some sense of the threat he possessed.” she looks at Lorcan, who’s power is Death and is kinda like “…and?” 

what a queen.

Fairy Tail Chapter 541 Review

Wow, it took a while for this chapter to come out. Well, lets see if it was worth it…

Our cover page is the Tartaros arc, the last arc of Fairy Tail many can say was overall good. But y’know, given a certain development this chapter, this is a very fitting cover page.

We open on the DS in the space between time, and they’re ready to take Acnologia. I joked on another post that Wendy’s spell, “Deus Eques”, sounded like deus ex and that it was just a matter of time before we an enchantment called that. But honestly I saw the fight going this way, with Wendy just enchanting them and it’s not a bad strategy. So we’ve got Sting, Rogue and Gajeel charging Acnologia…

And Acnologia knocks them on their ass… Hey there’s still Cobra and Laxus!

And Acnologia knocks them on their ass…

Yes Acnologia you’re the strongest. We’ve had so many chapter of just posturing can we actually have a fight here?

We cut back to Magnolia and we see everyone trying to discuss how to beat Acnologia and…

The best thing in the chapter happens…

Yep Lucy has taken charge of the guild and given an actual strategy. You don’t know how happy I was to see this, because this is finally rectifying a problem I’ve had with this arc and that’s the major misuse of all the main characters. Lucy this arc has gotten nothing, either related to her character development or progression. She has been sitting on the sidelines majority this arc either being used as a tool for other character’s development or just made to stand there and look sad. But this, this right here is something that is relative t her own character development. She’s always been the “heart” of the guild, the person who embodies the ideas of fairy tail and will never lose it, so it makes sense for in the time of need she is able to finally take control of the guild and lead them in the direction they need. Also this plan, well already Lucy is a better fairy tactician than Mavis because Lucy’s actually using established things from the series to come up with her plan, unlike Mavis who seems to just pull it out of her ass.

If I had one complaint, and it’s minor, it really seems like Lucy should be leading but what undercuts all this is she doesn’t. She ends just leaving with Levy and Freed to look for the fairy sphere, but what we’ll see is she it not really needed for it. It feels like with this being her plan she should probably oversee it. I guess what I’m to say is, you have really cool moment for Lucy, go all the way with it. Have her have total control, what we get is good I’m not denying it, but it feel like there could be more extension with this scene. Or if she is going to leave, have like a line of dialogue saying she wants Erza or Gray or whoever to take the reigns. I know this sound minor but it’s only because there could be more of this moment with Lucy.

So we go back to the Space between time.

We see that Acnologia is solely motivated by destruction…. Hmm… Look some people would be okay with this as all Acnologia has been is a giant force of destruction since his intro, so this is really just keeping to character. But then there are others who would hate this saying that if you bother giving human shape and personality to this character you want to have more dimension than solely craving destruction. So is something that comes down preference on how you stand with this reveal.

But I do know something I’m going to get angry at.

Natsu… Shut up… No! I refuse to here “the world is stronger than that” speech from you of all people, why? Because your own damn creator said the difference between you and Haru is, Haru fought for the world since the begining, Natsu only cares about his guild not the world. When your own creator says that, then I’m not in the mood for you to act like Haru.

So we cut to Hargeon

This page pisses me off… Oh not the Gray and Juvia stuff, though I find it funny how see’s going gaga over teleporting with Gray (and Mest) like it’s so romantic when back in tartaros, the two rode on the back of a tiger beast together (with no Mest) while clutching hands. I don’t know, that seems a little more romantic to me.

But what pisses me off is Lamia scale right here. “I thought the fighting was over” first, where did you here that? Did Warren send a signal out? Second, are you so oblivious that you pissed the eternal flare coming down and laying waste? Magnoia and Hargeon aren’t that far away so if people were noticing destruction from there why aren’t you noticing it? Third, why didn’t you go to Magnolia? All the guilds went there. It couldn’t be to hold down the fort after the liberation of hargeon because universe one scrambled all of you, and even being fair, saying that everyone went back to where they were before universe one was activated, Mermaid Heel was in that fight in Hargeon, if all of them went back to hargeon after universe one wore off and went to magnolia, why didn’t Lamia follow? There’s no reason for this

so we cut to team Minerva ready to lead Acnologia to Hargeon…

Well let’s see how can you lead him there? Well, you have territory which if you open a big enough space bubble you could just keep teleporting him. Use Orga’s pinpoint blasts to get Acnologia’s attention, then use Racer has slowing magic to mess with his perception of time. Midnight could just keep reflecting his blasts getting him to just get angry and keep trying. This doesn’t seem to hard.

We cut to the guild library…

Oh boy… See I said Lucy really doesn’t have to be here, and see really doesn’t. Freed and Levy make sense as letter pages, magic books stand in their profession. Whereas, I know Lucy likes books, and she had that moment way back in daybreak figuring out the letter magic spell, but that hasn’t really been apart of her character outside of wanting to write a book (All that crap with END not withstanding). So I think Freed and Levy could manage with out her, and she could still be actively leading.

Also this goddamn book. I like Lucy’s plan, especially since it actually uses established things from the series, but to fully execute the fairy sphere she needs this book that has never been mentioned till now. Whereas they are actually 2 great solutions to this, to make this scene make sense…

The first is, Hiro should’ve introduced the book before this point. Because it’s not crazy to believe that a book exists containing 3 magic that were pioneered by this guild. But maybe you could’ve introduced when Mavis wanted out of the crystal. Instead of Mavis just loaning Cana the power of fairy glitter, break out the spell book and give Cana the power permanently. We saw she used Fairy glitter against August, so she had not just for breaking the sealing lacrima.

And the second, Mavis knows all the 3 fairy magic, and we’ve seen with Cana that she can transfer the magic, how about having the reason Makarov came back, is Mavis’s magic flowed through him giving him all the three magic to carry it on to the next generation and not have them be lost.

It just seems like this could’ve been fixed so easily.

Post Chapter Follow Up: As you could probably guess I thought this was a good chapter. But first I want to talk about the negatives. First off is scenes like the Acmnologia posturing, the lamia scale in hargeon, and the book of spells are these moments that weigh down the story. It’s over all solid but these scenes feel very disconnected from what’s really going on and don’t make sense in context.

Another thing, is something that I didn’t get into but it is a problem, Acnologia is still unbeatable! Hiro has this great setup where he can have his cake and eat it too, you have Acnologia in the real world who we know on physical terms the guilds are not going to stand a chance, but we also have spirit Acnologia, and while i’m not saying he should be weak, but you have him in a position where he has to exert extra power to help control the magic for his real body, use that as a way for the DS to get equal footing with him. I seems like you have this great opportunity to have unbeatable Acnologia and vulnerable acnologia.

But on to the positives, Tartaros was a fitting cover because, god damn, like in Tartaros, Lucy gets this badass character moment. Even the minor problem I had with it is still minor and that clearly many were satisfied with what they got. I know there are those who don’t like Lucy and that’s understandable but what I will give her, is she one of the few characters to progress in terms of character. She’s different now from when she started.

Also the fight with Acnologia from what we get is honestly what I expected so I can’t really fault it for that. Wish there was more equal footing but hey we still have 5 chapters to go.

This is a chapter I thought should be really good, and for the most part, it is. But it’s just weighed down by these stupid, disjointed moments, and minor fumbles.

Final Verdict: 6/10

  • Solid Chapter
  • Good character bits
  • Weighed down by some stupid moments

guess who got to watch wonder woman in all her 3D glory this afternoon

this girl

So we know that Aelin & her court (plus Lorcan) are scions of various gods & goddesses, and therefore are essential to the Lock being restored. Aelin: Mala, Elide: Anneith, Lysandra: Temis, Lorcan: Hellas, et cetera.

Who else can’t wait for Chaol & Nesryn to meet up with Yrene, who represents Silba, and to see how Yrene will come back to the continent all grown up and badass because she kept building on Aelin’s self-defense lessons, and respond to Aelin’s “tug” and HEAL SOMEONE OR SOMETHING AND CHANGE THE TIDE OF THE DAMN WAR

rowan dadthorn
  • me: rowan whitethorn would be The Perfect Dad™
  • everyone: it is 4 in the morning not again—
  • me: i mean my beautiful hawk son [lost] his [[baby]] he lost his child (and blames his punkass younger self) and you know my guy was pumped okay like he's frosty and all but he was level 10 ready to dad and then he lost his lil baby birb
  • everyone: who are you even talki—
  • me: aND he lost his baby mama??? like both at once??? that's some tragick shit right there but gUeSs what hey!! guess what happened though like a century later guesS
  • everyone: wait are you seriously aski—
  • me: {dAmN RIgHt} i meant queen aelin motherlovin' ashryver galathynius. she cartwheeled into my honey's life, and they soulmates forever and ever amen like don't tell me they wouldn't have the most badass l'il Draco Malfoy Blonde™ children of all time
  • everyone: i didn't say—
  • me: and rowan would be 100% dad, he would be so damned proud of his little nuggets and would lowkey (highkey) brag about them and would tell aelin to let them grow their hair out and braid it and he'd teach them to fight with sticks and stuff and oh my gOd what if they had powers too?? like one day lil Sam Rowan Jr. burps and it starts snowing inside or some shit? and like yeah he'd be concerned but he'd be so stoked like "that's my ice baby, that's my son" or maybe it'd be Lyria Nehemia first—
  • everyone: this has to stop

What I didn’t get about Black Butler fans and their relationship with some of the women like Meyrin/Lizzie is that they only liked them after they found out they were badass.

“Oh well I used to hate Lizzy, but now after the Campaigna arc she’s totally awesome!” “I hated Meyrin before I found out how badass she is!" 

Really? 

Now this may just me, but I always have a firm belief that a character is introduced for a reason. Of course the Phantomhive Servants had to be at the manor aside from their main job, because they were so horrible and they’d have been fired by now.

Meyrin seemed to have an enigma about her anyways, and it didn’t really surprise me when they revealed her to be ‘badass’. Which don’t get me wrong, she is-but that’s not all she is. Meyrin is super sweet and super loyal to her friends and her young master.

She tries her best to do what she needs to do, even though she messes up. She doesn’t let that deter her either, and it’s sort of sweet in a way because you know that the intention is all good.

Also a lot of the hate Lizzy gets to me seems so….misogynist. If I may be bold about it for a moment.

I said this on my Bard account [or maybe somewhere else, I think on my previous blog] but Elizabeth only reacts to Ciel in a bratty and horrible way in one chapter. Afterwards she was extremely regretful, and she’s always trying to do things to help Ciel. 

She wants to protect Ciel, she wants to protect everything about him and that includes his dignity. She wanted to be able to let him protect her, but she wouldn’t allow him to get hurt if she could help it. Even if it meant shattering her 'cute’ image that she had.

Lizzy is the most honest and sincere characters in Black Butler, and the amount of hate she gets stems that people think she gets in the way of their yaoi ships. [mainly sebastian/ciel, which I hate-but that’s another story] 

She’s also a teenager, who gave up wearing a lot of the things girls her age to make herself seem childish so Ciel would be able to feel more adult. She sacrificed a lot for him, and god damn he doesn’t even deserve her. [oops] 

Meyrin and Lizzy were great characters before they were found out to be badass. 

Women don’t necessarily to be 'badass’ and conform to your ideals for them to be good characters.

thank you.

Happy you’re here (2/?)

Summary: You didn’t actually know who you were, rescued from H.Y.D.R.A, you suffered Dissociative Amnesia. The Avangers helped you, now was time for you to help Bucky.  

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x reader

Word Count: 2,725

Warnings: Cursing(a lot, like… A LOT), Fluff(?), claustrophobia mention, dead body mention, violence mention. 

A/N: Ok, I tried, I SWEAR. Well, I’m just bored so…. Yeah. BTW, there’s a Bucky P.O.V. Sorry about any mistakes, as I said on part 1, english is not my natural language (Also, let me know if you guys want me to try to make Y/N genderless, since the characters reffer you as “she/Her”) 

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5


Originally posted by aestheticimagines


You did what?” Bruce almost screamed at Steve

“I introduced Y/N to Bucky. You’ve met him before, he wouldn’t hurt her!”

“Of course he wouldn’t. She would kick his ass.” Natasha said with a smirk while crossing her legs. Everyone was there, minus you and Bucky.

“See?” Steve knew she was right; it was hard to someone to beat you up. Impossible, actually. Your reflexes and speed were really good, even Pietro wouldn’t be able to harm you. Since you always knew where he was appearing, not even you understood how.

The abilities you acquired from your years in H.Y.D.R.A stayed, like the scars. To remind you that you’ve done things before, you just didn’t remember what.

“That’s not the point, Steve. The point is that anything can trigger her to remember what she had passed! Nat, do you remember how you found her? Wanda, do you remember what you saw?” Both woman nodded tensely

“She can’t see that… Never.

“So what do you want us to do? To keep her or the Soldier locked in their rooms? The Captain here didn’t do something wrong. I saw Buck in the corridor with Y/N. Again, that weird person gained one of us. For the first time, he wasn’t looking like a grumpy angst teen.” Bruce sighed while massaging the bridge of his nose; he had a soft spot for you. Maybe because at the start you would always go to him and Steve when you didn’t know how to use things or what to do, when you had cute silly questions, when you discovered something new or etc.

“I know, Tony. However, she already has trigger words. We discovered three in these past years. She had nightmares that kept her awake for months; the memories were trying to come back. All of them had to do with H.Y.D.R.A, but there aren’t only words. Anything that remind her of that can trigger the memories.” He stopped for a moment, seeing that he got everyone’s attention “And I’m not only worried with her. Bucky also may suffer because of this. We all know him, he couldn’t even look to ours faces last year. And if he find out he might help her remember? And If the trigger words aren’t just to make her remember her past, but also turned her into the weapon?”

“Is a big IF, doctor.” Clint said, remembering how Bucky’s mood changed as soon as he saw you “She’s good to people, maybe is one of her powers or just how she is. But just like us, he also needs her.”

“What you’re still doing here, Princess Merida?” Your laugh broke the tense silence, FRIDAY had warn you about the reunion you had to go, after showing all the tower to Buck, that was still on the door. As if he didn’t know if he was supposed to enter the room.

“Actually, Steve called all of us, Y/N” Natasha voice made you turn your head quickly to the woman getting up to catch you as you hugged her

“Peter!” You screamed, hearing Sam and Pietro laugh

“Peter?” Wanda asked while glancing at the men she was sitting next to, Vision, her boyfriend.

“I think Y/N made a pun about “Black Widow” using Mr. Parker as a reference.”

“You thought right, my dear evil Smurf.” Steve pulled Buck to enter the room, but he didn’t know what to do. First, because he was too amazed by how you were opened to everyone, how each people smiled when seeing you. Second, because he didn’t know why he was there since it looked like a friend’s reunion.

“Guys, I called you to warn that Bucky is staying with us.”

“Bubbles, let him sit, first. You’re making him uncomfortable.” People laughed while Steve rolled him eyes, letting go of Buck’s shoulders. He almost let a sigh of relief come out of when he heard you coming to rescue him.

“Thank you.” He whispered, sitting in the chair you indicated, right at your side. Pietro glanced at him with a not so friendly gaze, but he got distracted when you winked at him, smiling sweetly

“Any time, love” He didn’t know why he was smiling all goofy. Steve was happy to see you there, making him truly smile in less than a minute.

Bucky was still paying attention to you when Steve continued to talk, making both of you stare at the Captain.

“Well, you all know Buck- Yes, Y/N?”

“Where was I when he first came?” Steve blushed, remembering what he send you to do, so you didn’t get caught in the small war it had between all of them.

“Remember that mission in Brazil?”

“You mean the one you send me to, that I stayed almost three months chasing a non-existing thing? That one?” Everyone laughed at your bitter answer, you almost punched Steve when you returned.

“Yes, that one.” He sighed “Well, I didn’t call everyone just for informing of Buck, unfortunately. Natasha and I found a base that might been used by H.Y.D.R.A and that is possible being activated again, and we are going to need help with this. Y/N, you know I wouldn’t call you for something involving… it. But, we fear that they might have files of you.”

Bucky glanced surprised at you, he didn’t thought that where you had suffered was H.Y.D.R.A, just like him.

You smiled comfortably at Steve, nodding calm with your head.

“I know, Stevie.”

“You don’t need to go if you don’t want you, nether you or Bucky. We are just informing, since involve both of you…”

“I’ll go.” Bucky said, a weird protective feeling growing inside his chest towards you.

“Well, I never run from a good fight, anyways… When?”

“Tomorrow, we need to make sure they don’t have your files.” After all, you were their most important, dangerous weapon, years had passed, and still, you hadn’t discovered all of your powers.

“Okay… Buttercup, I’ll introduce you to Buckbeak, c’mon.” You got up, when seeing that there wasn’t more anything to discuss. Buck looked into everyone’s small smiles when he also got up and you grabbed his wrist, knowing that they were going to talk something more. You always knew. “Sam, you still own me a rematch.”

“You lost?!” Pietro gasped, making you laugh and stop at the door, seeing Sam look at his own shoes embarrassed

“He ran.” You left the room full of people laughing, just like you wanted.

“You were captured Hydra?” He asked while you jogged to catch the elevator, you waited him entry the machine to answer.

“Well, as far as I know. Steve said that Nat rescued me from one of their oldest base. But as I said, I don’t remember.”

“Did they… Mess with your brain?” You stopped for a second, thinking about that question. Did they?

Your head started to ache when flashes of weird and old machines appeared, you saw metal, bright lights, loud screams and pain.

Mostly, pain.

Bucky studied you for a moment, feeling bad when seeing your eyes shut quickly as if you were in pain, frowning your brows and heavily breathing.

“I-… I don’t… Maybe… I can’t remember, sorry.” You whispered, slowly opening your eyes, remembering that you had nightmares about that kind of stuff before.

“I’m the one supposed to apologize, Doll.” A smile covered your lips when hearing his worried voice

“I’m O.K, Buttercup. It happens sometimes. Bruce says that are just some memories trying to force their ways to my mind. Anything can trigger them, so… Yeah”

“Like… Trigger words?” You snapped your head at him, surprised with the precision of his words.

“Exactly. Until now, we found three. Two of them are in Portuguese, the other is in Russian. Nat found it when she was angry at Tony, so she kind of snapped and said “walls” in Russian.” You started to walk towards the living room, next to the kitchen. “FRIDAY, can you please put Harry Potter for us?”

“The AudioBooks or the movies, Mrs. Y/N?”

“The movies, I’ll show him the books later.” Buck settled where you indicated to him, when you were about to sit on his side, he took the spot, making you sit on his flesh arm side.

“Sorry. Huh… What happened?” He said, trying to keep you talking, since he liked your voice. It wasn’t calm, but it also wasn’t energetic.

“Well, apparently, I fainted. But the nightmares were the worst, at the time I just had gazes at what was that. When I slept, I dreamed about a tiny room. It was so small that I couldn’t even sit. I had to be on my feet for what looked to be days… I felt so god damn claustrophobic!” You laughed, trying to make fun of what you had passed. But the memories of that dream reminded you of the worst part, the one you didn’t tell him.

You weren’t alone there.

There was a dead, stinking, cold body pressed against yours. It made you want to throw up, but at that time, you hadn’t eat anything, so there was nothing to come out of you.

“Harry Potter? Uh, the cat is turning into a woman.” He tried to take you out of those sick thoughts, and he did it.

“Minerva McGonagall, she is badass as fuck! You’ll like her!” Bucky smiled at you when you punched – lightly – his shoulder before bringing your feet to the couch, starting to pay attention to the movie.

“So… Everyone seems to like you.” Bucky said, glancing at you when seeing you chuckle a little

“Not everyone. Vision don’t like me.” He arched a brow in confusion “I mean, is not like he hates me. Is more of a… Caution feeling? I don’t know, actually. But I think he is afraid that I snap or something like that, because of my past.”  

He controlled his curiosity, since you told him about the trigger words, he didn’t want you to feel uncomfortable

Bucky P.O.V

In the third movie I understood the nickname, but that didn’t stop you to keep me there watching all the movies. You said that no one liked to watch the movies with you, because you would repeat the lines with the movie.

But I thought it was lovely, especially when you turn your gaze at me just to smile and say random things about the movie or the books. It was night before we could even tell, and you just yawned, getting up after we finish all the movies.

They were great.

“Now I’ll leave you alone, you need to get some rest for tomorrow’s mission.” You said, smiling and offering me your right hand, as if you knew exactly that I didn’t like my metal arm “Are you sure you want to go tomorrow? I mean, you just got here.”

“I want to go.” You nodded with your head and, as I did the whole day, I followed you. Walking on your heels to the room’s floor, you stood on the doorway of my room, waiting for me to enter it

“If you want or need anything, my room is the last one of the corridor, ok?” You gazed at me, stocking a piece of your hair behind your ear “Goodnight, Buck.”

“Goodnight, Doll.” You smiled gently at me and turned on your heels before jogging to the final of the corridor, entering a room that – as you said – was yours.

“You’re already charmed, tin can?” Sam laughed, making my smile fall. I felt him coming close, but I hoped that he just passed to his room and left me alone with my small good mood “Don’t worry, it’s normal. We would have a problem if you didn’t liked her.”

I just groaned in answer, making him chuckle and pass through my door to go to his room.

I just sitted on the bed, thinking how grateful I was that those people accepted me there after all I’ve done. But what stayed in my head, was Y/N laughter. The soft, sweet chuckle of yours.


No, Y/N.” Steve said in his Captain tone, making you frown your brows in pure frustration

“So, you make me wake up early to go to this mission, just so I could stay in the fucking Jet?”

“And you are not flying it. Just to be clear.” I heard Clint say from the pilot part, you huffed and crossed your arms in front of your breasts. God Damn that was cute, especially when you were looking down on a man twice your height.

“Captain, you betta give me a good excuse for me not to punch you in your fucking amazing nose right fucking now.” Natasha laughed while entering the Jet, I was already on my way to one sit far from the others, thinking that they might not be used to me on a mission and will want their space.

“It might trigger your memories?” He tried, but the only thing you did was huff in anger

Everything can trigger my fucking memories, Rogers! The stupid walls can trigger them, the stupid sky can trigger them. Hell, your butt can even trigger them, but you don’t see me stopping squeezing it, do you?!” Everyone on the jet laughed, Steve and me included. “The point, Steve, is that I can’t just run of everything and hide under my bed, scared to even look in the mirror. I did things, I’ve been through things, yes. But that is the old me, someone I don’t even remember and that by the scars, I didn’t want to be.” I looked at my hands, feeling those words enter my skin like blazing metal.

“Bruce will stay on the jet, why can’t you?”

“Because dad number two is a doctor and he can’t fight without turning green, big and grumpy, neither can he hold a gun.”

“Dad number two?” Steve’s brows frowned as you sighed

“I made a fucking life-changing speech, you just catch that?!”

“Who is ‘dad number one’?”

“Who do you think, papa?” I chuckled at your ironic, sassy, kind of sexy, side

“Steve, Y/N won’t stop complaining until you let her go. And she’ll be entering that place while arguing with you about entering there.” Sam went to your rescue, as if he had seen that before and knew where it was going to end “And you also know she’s right. She’s a grown ass woman, what’s the worst thing that could happen? Us finishing the mission before than expected?” He chuckled as you high-fived him

“And you are completely out of your mind if you think that I’ll let Wanda and Pietro enter there without me.” You whispered, but I was able to hear it, since both of you were closer to me than to the others.

“Fine! But when you get nightmares, don’t come to me!” He huffed, making you smile widely at him and jump into a bear hug.

“Thanks, dad!” Steve tried to contain the grin that was forming in his face, but ended giggling anyways.

“Don’t call me that, I’m too hot to be a dad.”

“If isn’t the captain feeling himself today, look at that!” Sam said loudly from his sit, making everyone laugh.

“I hope you don’t mind, not that I actually care, but I’ll use you as a pillow.” You said, sitting on my flesh side, aware of my problem.

“So is just the super soldier appear and you replace me, love?” The silvered hair boy said, suddenly sitting on her other side

“Oh, please, Pietro. You know you’re irreplaceable! But his biceps are bigger, like, fuck! Look at this, is bigger than my head!” You played, lifting my arm as I felt a smirk play in my lips

“Are you telling me you don’t think I’m hot, anymore?” He placed his hand on his chest, as if he was hurt “You cold woman!”

“Stop fighting over Y/N, Speedy. And you Barnes, you just got here and was able to finally make her flirt, congratulations.” Tony said, and as I looked into you face, I saw you sweetly blush, huffing and rolling your eyes.

“Oh, please, fuckboy. Nine out of eleven words that I speak I’m flirting”

“I thought it was cursing.” Sam said, earning giggles from you

“What do you think are the others three?”

citizen-zero  asked:

Every time an authority figure at my Catholic high school asked why I wasn't going to the confessions they set up during Lent, I looked them dead in the eye and asked, "What do I have to apologize for?" I don't think they liked me much.

To be fair, Catholicism’s waifu is a chick who got knocked up by God outside of marriage and had the clit to convince her husband to be cool with it, damn what the village says, so “what do I have to apologise for?” Sounds like a very Holy Mary™ thing to say (and which is why I love her as a religious figure, she comes off in scripture as much more badass bitch than the “submissive good mother” shit that’s constantly pushed by conservative Catholicism)

My reaction while watching s2ep11 (SPOILERS)

Jace and alecs fight scene! !! I LIVE FOR SMUG ALEC! AND I LIVE FOR PARABATAI!

when they went hand to hand… i am dead
Ooh so alec is best with weapons and jace is better at hand compact, nice

Clary to simon: your sexy
Me *vomit *

Simon want to hug jace awwww
But then jace 😂😂😂😂 oh lol

Ouch torture. .. badass emogen
OH MY GOD IS THAT A BABY SEBASTIAN!
OR IS HE SEBASTIAN IN DISGUISE!

AZAZEL IS SET LOOSE? WTH!!
….. ^HANDSOME THO….
damn…. handsome and sexy…
SHIT HE IS POWERFUL TOO!!
“See you in hell”… literally. .

Awww izzy😭😭💔💔💔💔 my poor girl
She is fighting so hard…
Omg alec😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔 i am hurting…
I AM NOT READY FOR ANYTHING TO HAPPEN GO IZZY…

ALPHA LUKE ! GO KING!

Lol i was like “ did they just talked about demons between officers?” Then boom it’s a glamor and luke is talking to himself lol😂😂 glad they showed that

NO IZZY! BE STRONG!
AND RAPHAEL MY BABY!I AM BLESSED!

I love raphael my grandson, did i ever say that?

BE STRONG MY GRANDSON! BE STRONG

Shadowhuntry demon lessons lol

THIS SCENE! SEBASTIAN IS COMING! SHIT

NO HELL IT’S THE GREATER DEMON

GO AWAY MUNDANES! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

Okay cool affects for the demon…

Aww more maia :“)♡♡♡
AND STUPID SIMON! BE CAREFUL!

STUPID STUPID SIMON!
HE NEED A HIT IN THE HEAD!
I AM WORRIED

THAT BUILDING ! I SCREAMED AND PAUSED, IT’S MAGNUS * TAKING A DEEP BREATH*

AHHHH DOMESTIC. AAAAA THE TEARS. AAAAAAAH * I WAS ABOUT TO CALL YOU* AAAAAH THE KISS

And that the kind of conversation you have when a shadowhunter is dating a warlock xD, i mean alec was talking like its about the weather

HE IS AZAZEL AFTER ALL HAHA I WAS RIGHT!

I AM ENJOYING THIS SCENE SO MUCH

OMG FATHER/SON SCENE! MY GRANDSON AAAH THE FEELS
AND ALEC DEAR, HE WILL BE YOUR CHILD TOO
AWW MAGNUS IS IN BETWEEN, SUCKS

Aww and magnus is like ” it’s not your fault “ this is so damn important right now!

Hopefully next time these 3 are in the same scene, it will be better :”) i want a happy scene with them… please?

DETECTIVE MAGNUS
THIS EP IS KILLING ME GUYS!
HIS OUTFIT!
POWER COUPLE ON THE MOVIE!

SHE IS WITH SEBASTIAN! NOT AZAZEL! THIS IS A MESS! AAAAG

Ooh the bomb has been dropped

Awwww jaaace :“(

I really love show-jace… like…alot… i am surprised

Damn it…. British accent…why…
Lol ” i am from the London institute" no shit sherlock..

Good girl she actually asked what is that thing… even if he tastes it i DON’T TRUST HIM! RUN IZZY! RUN

STOP IT! NO I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS.. I AM WORRIED , IZZY TELL SOMEONE!

OMG NO THEY WILL BOUND!

It makes sense to use the venom addition for Sebastian, since he already have demon blood in him, clever cover up

LOLOLOL LUKE IS FED UP

OMG MAIA IS LIKE HIS OWN DAUGHTER STOP IT YOU WOMEN😂😂😂☺

THE HELL! WHY IS SHE TAKING PICTURES! DON’T TELL ME SHE WILL START A SCANDAL AND KICKS LUCK OUT OF WORK ! LEAVE HIM ALONE!

💔💔💔💔 NO JACE DON’T CRY!
STOP NOOOOO!
IT’S LIKE SOMEONE JUST STABBED ME
AAAAH THE HUG *CRIES*

Back to izzy and Sebastian
*screams internally*

CALL THEM IZZY! CALL THEM!
AND OMG THAT MOTHERS TALK! LILITH! AAAAH

And simon is having a happy time , cue raphael scaring him😂💜

OH MY GOD… THE DAYLIGHTER TALK
SHITSHITSHITSHIT

Raphael : why are you panicking?
Simon : i am not panicking *drops the mic*
Smooth simon..smooth

Oh my… this is going to get crazy

YESSS DEMON SUMMONING! I AM ALIVE!

As much as i want izzy to call and tell them you are okay, i want this scene so bad i don’t want her to call xD

I AM BLESSED WITH THE SCENE
*DYING *

SHIT SHIT SHIT CLARY YOU …
OMG OMG MAGNUUUUS

OH MY GOD NO NO NO!
WHAT DID HE DO NOOOOOOO
MAGNUUUUS!
I REGRET IT! NOOOO

I REGRET IT! TAKE THE SCENE BACK!
YOU DIDN’T EVEN MENTION HIS FATHER TAKE IT BACK!
*WORRIED SICK ABOUT MY CHILD*

Jace * angel power mode: activated*

Alec being a soft boyfriend 😢😭😭💜💜
But i can’t enjoy it magnus is NOT OKAY

HE IS PATTING MAGNUS’S JACKET TO CLEAN IT , BYE WORLD

Alec:“I can come back home with you, if you’d like”
Home…
HOME…
H O M E!

AWWWW ALEC AND IZZY I AM CRYING
I LOVE THEM BUT MY HEART IS HURTING


AND CUE MANIAC SEBASTIAN IS LOOSE


OH MY GOD! VALENTINE AND MAGNUS SWITCHED! NO NO NOOOOOO
OH MY GOD IT’S HAPPENING!


This was one hell of an episode. .. so MANY things going on!
I need time to process this

For the first time ever (and the last) i don’t want malec to kiss or hug next ep… please…
I will faint..
Unless manus is back to his body of course

+ i am so interested to see how harry and alan will take this. .

Impressions on official Trailer 3

Optimus is absolutely royal.
I just stop breathing when I see him.

Megatron is a magnficent and imposing Lord. He gives me chills. Really.

Bumblebee is a damn badass. I love him.

Quintessa. Oh my Godness. She is wonderfully beautiful. And she has human features - this brings many interesting wonders and theories to my mind.

I still don’t know what to say about Hot Rod and Cogman, only the movie itself will define them.

Moreover, I have heard that Joshua and Simmons will be both in this film. Do you know what this means? Rolling from laughs.

I am so hyped. I look at the calendar and suffer.

Your opinions?

Daily reminder that Satya "Symmetra" Vaswani is..

•is the best god damn thing on this planet
•is a badass woc w/ autism
•oh my lord she’s so pretty
•worked her ass off to get to the position she’s in now
•is gay (Sombra has a huge lady boner for her)
•will NOT take any shit from A N Y O N E
•WILL microwave ALL Terfs/homophobes

And there’s nothing you can do to stop her

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Request: hey do you think you could write an imagine with bell where the reader is pretty badass herself but she kind of under estimates the grounders and gets kidnapped. basically Bellamy flips and he and a group go rescue you… fluff ensues… and whatever you want idk you know what’s good so just yeah. thank you!

Requested by Anonymous


“Fuckin grounders” You mumble, sharpening your knife harshly. You were sitting on a log by the wall, listening to everyone whisper about the latest attack. You loathed these sons of bitches, thinking they were stronger than you, scarier than you. You were a god damn war tank, you feared nothing, let alone these cowards who hide in trees and fight from the sky.  They made you so angry, those pretentious fucks.

“GROUNDER!” A scream let out, within the next few seconds everyone was screaming and running, chaos descended. You shoved yourself up, running for the main gate. You pushed through the swarms of people, until you finally broke into the Treeline.

“COME ON!” You screamed, both of your knives in hand, you scanned the area, turning in circles. An arrow flew through the air and landed at your feet. They were trying to scare you.

“I’m not scared you inbred fucks!” Your voice carries through the trees, pushing with force and brutality. This was the last time they hurt your people.

“Little girl….” An ominous voice groans, seemingly from nowhere. “You stand alone.”  

A man of considerable size walks out from behind a tree a few feet away, standing his ground, spear in hand.

“I prefer to win my wars on my own terms.” You growl, charging toward him. You grip your knives harder. He predicts your next move, ready to catch you, but you twist and duck under his arm barely brushing past him. You turn on a dime, burying your boot in his back. He grunts, falling forward. Without hesitation he kicks out his leg, knocking you down with him. Hands grab at you, pulling at your limbs painfully. You scream out and kick, trying to get away but failing to do so. The man stands, brushing himself off and stalking up to where you’re now forced to stand. He scowls, grabbing you jaw forcefully,

“You win nothing, little girl.” He growls, spitting in your face and shoving you back. A thick woven hood slams over your head and you  get pulled back, like they’re dragging you off. Your breathing heavy from the adrenaline, your hot breath filling the hood in no time, making it hard to breathe. You can feel your strength fading, your screaming of disobedience becomes whimpers of pleas. Soon enough, the lights go out and you lose consciousness.  

“Y/n?! Y/n WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!” Bellamy shouts, scanning the camp for you. He had accounted for everyone but you, he was pannicing and everyone could tell. He ran through the camp, searching every possible corner, until Clarke stopped him.

“Move Clarke!” Bellamy yelled, but Clarke stood her ground.

“Bellamy, stop.” She said sternly “We will find Y/n, together. We will assemble a search party and go looking for her, shes not here.”

Bellamy stared at her, it took everything inside him to not scream. He knew you weren’t here, but blind ignorance was easier than the thought of you being out there with them.

“We will find her”  

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Hours. It had been hours of trudging through the damp forest with dangerously low flamed torches.

Bellamy had done as Clarke advised and assembled a search party, but only a few brave souls stood up to help look. Many within the group liked you, but considered you a lost cause now that the grounders had you. Only he, Clarke, Finn, Monty, and Jasper and come along. So together they marched, a lonely group of five, against generations of Grounders. Bellamy didn’t like the odds, but he wouldn’t stop.

“Bellamy-” Jasper started but Bellamy quickly cut him off

“Shut up”  

“Come on man!” He griped, growing weary like the rest. Bellamy scowled and twisted around, getting into Jaspers face.

“If you don’t want to be here, LEAVE. Any of you! You can all lea-”

A scream let out from the distance, silencing him.

“Y/n” Bellamy whispers, before taking off running. He runs in the directing of the sound, hoping it will lead him to you. A few seconds later he hears you again, he speeds up, jumping over fallen trees and running through branches. He skids to a stop when he finds a you, hanging but your hands from a tree.  

“Y/n!” He screams, shoving his knife into his holster and gripping the tree, beginning to climb.

“I got you, Y/n, I’m gonna get you down. Just say with me you’ll be okay” He urges, talking to you while he slowly gets closer. Weak from exposure, all you can muster up is a groan. Reaching the top, he pulls out his knife and starts to cut the rope.


“Get ready to catch her!” He yells, when he sees the rope starting to give. Within a minute, the rope snaps and your limp body falls into the waiting arms of the group. Bellamy wastes no time climbing down, instead he just simply jumps, landing beside you. He quickly pulls you into his lap, cradeling your head.

“Tell me shes alive, please Clarke, please tell me shes alive…” Bellamy pleads, never taking his eyes off you.

“Shes alive, Bellamy. She’s okay.”