god right now i can't get out of bed

Insomnia starters
  • "It's nearly two in the morning, what are you doing up?"
  • "I'm pulling an all-nighter."
  • "I can't sleep."
  • "I'm having nightmares."
  • "Will you stay awake with me?"
  • "Why am I still awake?"
  • "I should've gone to bed by now, but..."
  • "I don't think I can sleep after that."
  • "It's past midnight, why are we still up?"
  • "Do you normally go this long without sleep?"
  • "God, I wish I could just pass out right about now."
  • "I'm an insomniac, this is just normal."
  • "I work best at night."
  • "It's that late already! But it feels so early..."
  • "Can we stay awake together?"
  • "Everything is prettier when everyone else is asleep."
  • "I like being the only person awake sometimes."
  • "Is it too late to go to bed, or should we wait for the morning?"
  • "I can't sleep - I've tried everything."
  • "Let's get you some sleeping pills."
  • "You should really get some rest."
  • "I don't want to fall asleep without you."
  • "I'll stay with you while you're up."
  • [Pansy and Daphne are in Transfiguration. Daph is dozing off.]
  • McGonagall: [lecturing]
  • Pansy [to Daphne]: Hey, pay attention. McGonagall is one of the foremost Transfiguration professors in the country.
  • McGonagall: [still talking but is intrrupted]
  • [Theo enters]
  • Theo: Excuse me, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
  • McGonagall: I'm right in the middle of a class, young man.
  • Theo: I know, I'm sorry, I just -- [Runs up to stand by Pansy's desk.] Pans, you can't just walk out like that. Not after everything we've been through. You just left. I was still in bed. I mean what is that all about?
  • McGonagall: Ok, you need to do this later.
  • Theo: I can't do this later. Pansy I love you. I love you, dammit! How many times to I have to tell you? God! Just talk to me.
  • McGonagall: Ok, out right now! Out! Just get -
  • [Blaise enters.]
  • Blaise: Theo! What are you doing, man?
  • Theo: Get the hell out of here!
  • Blaise: She's with me now. I told you that. Let it go.
  • Theo: I will not let it go! Everything was fine until you came along!
  • Blaise: Oh, don't blame me because you couldn't keep her.
  • Theo: I swear to god, I'm gonna kill you!
  • Blaise: Oh, I'd love to see you try.
  • [Theo lungs at Blaise. Boys begin fighting]
  • McGonagall: Stop it! Stop it right now! Cormac, get Hagrid! It's not the time or the place for this. Break it up! Gentlemen! You are losing control! You are in a classroom.
  • [A piercing police whistle blows. Into the classroom walks Draco, dressed in a British bobby uniform.]
  • Draco: All right, that's enough. Break it up, you two. Pansy Parkinson, you should be ashamed of yourself! Toying with these boys like this. They used to have pride. They used to have dignity. They used to have balls. Damn it, Parkinson! Give them back their balls.
Remember me (Pt.2)
  • <p> <b>Requests:</b> Open!<p/><b>A/N:</b>   English is not my maternal language, sorry if this has any grammatical errors.<p/><b>Summary:</b> Bucky and Y/N have a very close friendship. Both are part of the Avengers. He has a girlfriend and is going to take the big step. She instead, suffers a serious accident that changes everything.<p/><b>Characters:</b> Avengers, Bucky, Fem!Reader, OFC (Reader parents, brother...)<p/><b>Genre:</b> Drama, family, angst, romance, hurt/comfort.<p/><b>Warnings:</b> Curse/Swearing, car accident.<p/><b></b> °•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°<p/><b></b> "Bucky! Honey! Honey! Honey, wake up! Come on, Bucky!" Molly said while shaking Bucky, trying to woke him up. "Bucky!" she exclaimed desperately, finally he woke up.<p/><b></b> "Molly... it's only three in the morning..." he said sleepy while scrubbing his eyes. He sat down. "What happened? Y/N forgot the keys in her car again?" he asked before laughing at his own joke.<p/><b></b> "No, it's nothing like that." Molly said very serious. "But something has happened, Bucky. Something really bad."<p/><b></b> Barnes swallowed saliva. "Wh-What happened?"<p/><b></b> [...]<p/><b></b> Bucky responded the phone call.<p/><b></b> "Steve." he called Captain America. "Is there anything new about her?"<p/><b></b> "She's just been rushed to O.R." the captain took a breath and sighed. "Hurry... Hurry up. This doesn't look good for Y/N."<p/><b></b> "We're on the way, we'll be there in two minutes."<p/><b></b> "Okay." Steve breathed in the urge to cry. "Okay"<p/><b></b> "Steve... how are the others?" The brunette guy asked with his voice cut off. He looked up at Molly who put her hand on his shoulder as a sign of support.<p/><b></b> "Wanda is crying, Clint and Natasha are enduring the desire to do so, while comforting her, and the others perplexed by the situation." The blond man said with a broke voice.<p/><b></b> "What about you?" Bucky questioned.<p/><b></b> "Waiting... For not lose anyone else." Steve answered. "What about you?"<p/><b></b> "Crossing my fingers and hoping everything goes well. But I'm... Terrified" Buck admitted. "Steve, I'm leaving you. I'll see you now."<p/><b></b> "All right, pal."<p/><b></b> He hung up the call.<p/><b></b> [...]<p/><b></b> "Guys! Guys!" Bucky called to his friends when he saw them in the waiting room. He squeezed Molly's hand.<p/><b></b> "Oh, Bucky!" Wanda exclaimed when she saw him, she went go to him and hug him. She cried on the ex-murderer's shoulder. Bucky held her tightly in a protective embrace, while Molly stroked her back for comfort.<p/><b></b> "Where are Sam and Bruce?" Bucky asked, looking for his friends when he saw that they were not there.<p/><b></b> "They're on their way. Clint picked them up." Natasha replied.<p/><b></b> "Do you know anything yet?" Molly asked softly.<p/><b></b> "Nothing, for now. Only that she's been rushed up to the O.R because she needed an emergency surgery, apparently she was having an intracranial hemorrage." Natasha replied again.<p/><b></b> "Oh, god." Molly whispered surprised, as she hugged Bucky. He hugged her tightly.<p/><b></b> He missed his best friend so much.<p/><b></b> [...]<p/><b></b> "Avengers." A doctor called the team.<p/><b></b> They all stood up when they saw the doctor.<p/><b></b> "Jeff..." Bucky whispered as he saw his friend's ex-boyfriend. "What are you doing here?" he asked incredulously.<p/><b></b> "James" Jeff said in a greeting.<p/><b></b> "Do you guys know each other?" Wanda questioned as she saw both men met.<p/><b></b> "Yes. This... is Jeff Miller, Y/N's ex." Bucky replied as he watched Jeff serious.<p/><b></b> "Are you the one who takes care of her?" Tony asked, approaching Jeff.<p/><b></b> "I was." Jeff answered with some difficulty.<p/><b></b> "You was?" Bruce asked incredulously. "What do you mean, you was? Did Y/N... die?"<p/><b></b> They were all static and terrified at the idea, so they all shut up for a brief moment.<p/><b></b> "She's dead, Jeff" Winter Soldier dared to ask.<p/><b></b> They all looked at Jeff, demanding an answer to the difficult question.<p/><b></b> Jeff caught some air.<p/><b></b> "No. But it doesn't look good, the situation." answered the young doctor. "She could die at any moment, so it's better to prepare for the worst." He ended up saying that with a grimace on his face.<p/><b></b> "If it's that bad, then you're right." Sam said.<p/><b></b> "Okay. Now they'll take her to the ICU, later you can go see her. I'll let you know." Jeff said while he was going away.<p/><b></b> "Thank you, Doctor." steve said in a whisper.<p/><b></b> "I don't believe this is happening." Clint said in a sigh.<p/><b></b> "Shit... Oh, damn it" Bucky whispered, slipping into one of the chairs in the waiting room.<p/><b></b> "Honey?" Molly asked, while approaching him.<p/><b></b> "Her father... arrives on Sunday. He is coming back from the army." He put his hands to his head. "Fuck!"<p/><b></b> "And her mother? Who's going to let her know about... This?" Molly asked worried.<p/><b></b> "Her mother... is in Europe. Well... coming back. She'll be here in the morning. I'll get her when she gets here." Tony said softly. "I know her mom. She was a friend of mine years ago."<p/><b></b> "All of this is so crazy! Like... why is this even happening?" Wanda asked to herself.<p/><b></b> "And now what? What are we gonna do? Just wait?" Natasha asked while taking Bruce's hand.<p/><b></b> "Yeah, it looks like is the only option that we have now." Bruce said.<p/><b></b> [...]<p/><b></b> It's been five hours. Five hours of long wait. In which the wait became eternal for everyone. Especially for Bucky.<p/><b></b> They all sat and waited, except Steve, who stood against the wall.<p/><b></b> Finally the long hours of waiting finally came to an end when the young doctor arrived to warn them.<p/><b></b> "You can come in now. Her condition has improved a little, but it's still critical." Jeff said as he led them to where the young woman was.<p/><b></b> "Thanks" Wanda whispered in tears.<p/><b></b> "And... what's her condition?"<p/><b></b> "I'm sorry, I can't tell you. Dr. Mayer's the attending to the case, but he'll be here now."<p/><b></b> "All right. Thank you, anyway" someone said.<p/><b></b> "Oh, my God! Y/N!" Steve exclaimed when he saw her friend lying in bed, surrounded by cables and tubes. "Kiddo..."<p/><b></b> "Y/N/N..." Tony whispered as he grabed his friend's hand.<p/><b></b> "Y/L/N, you can't give up, you have to get out of this. You... Have to." Clint said, looking at his friend as well, and going to Wanda.<p/><b></b> Little by little they all left the room, until Bucky was left in it.<p/><b></b> "Hey, Y/N" the Sergeant spoke as he grabed both hands from his best friend. "You have to recover from this, you hear me? You have to get out of this. You can't leave me. Not now that I'm going to... You can't leave me like this." he said as he began to cry.<p/><b></b> She stroked her friends hair and kissed him on the forehead before going to the door.<p/><b></b> "I always thought it would be me who would end up in a hospital bed. Not you. So don't you dare to die before me, because I'm the one who's 100 years old." he joked before leaving the room in tears.<p/><b></b> [...]<p/><b></b> "Her situation is very delicate." Dr. Mayer sentenced.<p/><b></b> "What do you mean?" Steve asked with a serious tone.<p/><b></b> "The accident could have left serious consequences for her."<p/><b></b> "Like what kind?" Natasha questioned as she looked at her friend and teammate, who was unconscious in her hospital bed.<p/><b></b> "Due to the severity of her injuries, she is in a coma. And according to the prognostic, we believe that she may suffer consequences, possibly she could have lost some function, given the location of the impact. But we won't know exactly until she wakes up." Explained the chief doctor of the case.<p/><b></b> "What does that mean?" Molly asked sadly.<p/><b></b> "It means that until she wakes up we won't know for sure what damage she has suffered." Jeff answered Molly's question.<p/><b></b> "Is there something wrong with her not responding when you guys lowered her sedation?" Steve asked.<p/><b></b> "It depends." Mayer replied.<p/><b></b> "What does that depend on?"<p/><b></b> "Perhaps it was too early to know the extent of the damage or..."<p/><b></b> "Or?" Wanda asked trying to the Doctor to explain.<p/><b></b> "She could have suffered a brain damage and she won't wake up." Dr. Mayer sentenced.<p/><b></b> Suddenly the cardiogram indicating the girl's vital signs began to fall, alerting everyone present. The cardiogram stopped showing the young agent's constants, as she stopped having them.<p/><b></b> "Shit!" Jeff exclaimed. "Avengers, Agents, get out of here!" he ordered.<p/><b></b> "Code blue! Get a crash cart! Now!" Dr. Mayer ordered. "We're losing her!"<p/><b></b> "W...What?!" Wanda asked as the nurses were getting everyone out of the room. "What's happening to her?" No one answered to Wanda.<p/><b></b> "We need to stabilize her and get her into O.R." Dr. Mayer spoke.<p/><b></b> "Jeff! Jeff!" Bucky exclaimed. "Jeff! What's wrong with her?! Miller!"<p/><b></b> "She's dying!" Jeff exclaimed. "Y/N is dying! She's bleeding out."<p/></p>
  • <p> <b>Sirius:</b> okay Harry, because you're so little, I'm going to run the plan by you again<p/><b>Sirius:</b> when Remus gets home, you start crying: that'll lure him into your bedroom<p/><b>Sirius:</b> except the doorway is covered in clingwrap that's covered in vaseline<p/><b>Sirius:</b> silly man'll walk right into it<p/><b>Sirius:</b> I'm so smart I think of the best pranks ever<p/><b>Sirius:</b> I'm like the whole package<p/><b>Sirius:</b> I'm smart and I'm sexy<p/><b>Sirius:</b> I could've gotten anybody into the sack with me<p/><b>Sirius:</b> do you know how long it took me to ask Remus out though?<p/><b>Sirius:</b> twas the best part of three years, mate<p/><b>Sirius:</b> imagine all the people I could've had sex with instead!<p/><b>Sirius:</b> still I managed to get Uncle Moony into bed with me<p/><b>Sirius:</b> #life goal achieved<p/><b>Sirius:</b> We're married now, so I'm taken, which means I can't hit on everybody otherwise Remus gets jealous<p/><b>Sirius:</b> and I'm way better looking so why wouldn't he be jealous?<p/><b>Sirius:</b> but I love him so I guess we all have to make changes for the people we love, right, Harry?<p/><b>Harry:</b> *sneezes*<p/><b>Sirius:</b> *sighs* I'm god's gift, aren't I?<p/><b>Remus:</b> more like Satan's reject, babe<p/><b>Sirius:</b> <p/><b>Sirius:</b> <p/><b>Sirius:</b> daMN IT HAZ WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM HERE COULDN'T YOU HAVE WARNED ME SEE THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T DO FUN SHIT TOGETHER<p/></p>

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Claquesous pulled on his hair, pacing circles around Ryan. His breathing was fast, and it was clear he was agitated. He grabbed his lover roughly by the arm and pulled him close. "Get on the bed. Get on the bed right fucking now! I swear to god, I'm gonna beat your ass until you can't fucking sit again!" he snarled, slapping the man across the face and shoving him toward the bed, immediately reaching for his belt. Ryan had crossed the line this time, and 'Sous was going to deal with it.

Ryan cried out unintentionally at the sharp pulls to his hair, being to caught off guard by the way Claquesous was acting to really try and think of a way to get out of this. The other was moving so fast that he couldn’t keep up, leaving him to stumble along after being pulled and shoved on the bed, his eyes watered as he was slapped and he knew before even touching it that it’d be sore and there’d most likely be a bruise left behind. Ryan was quick to try and adjust himself facing Claquesous, attempted to crawl backwards on the bed away from him at the sound of the belt being pulled out. “‘Sous I’m sorry, I don’t know what I’ve done so please just calm down.” He choked out, holding his hands out in order to try and block the hits.