god please just give me talent

maiokoe  asked:

Now I'm really curious, okay? Masa-chan has mentioned NUMEROUS times about Youji being a pickpocket-- so when did that come about? And was he that thrown when "The man is a surprisingly talented pickpocket" ??

Your friend,” Shiori puts a particular emphasis on those two words, to indicate that she holds Youji particularly responsible for Masaomi’s existence, “Just broke three chairs, a table, a window, and ruined that poor woman’s nice dress. Not to mention her evening.”

Youji grimaces, although he thinks it very unfair of Shiori to blame this on him, when he told her that bringing Masaomi to a science debate would be a bad idea. “He just has very strong opinions, OK?”

Shiori continues to look at him reproachfully, as if it his fault that Masaomi felt the need to be dramatic with his emotions.

“I will go pay for everything,” Youji says defensively, “That was always my plan.” He takes out a credit card from his wallet and moves towards the very irate business owner.

“You do not have to do that,” Shiori says pointedly. “Mr. You-Are-All-Morons over there, who is busy swearing up and down that this place and everyone inside it does not deserve to share the basic oxygen it requires to take up space, is the one who should be paying for the general havoc he has caused. You should not have to pay for this destruction.”

“Oh, I’m not,” Youji says, waving a credit card, “This is Masa-chan’s, he’ll pay for it.”

Shiori frowns. “He gave you one of his credit cards?”

“I have one of his credit cards,” Youji says, and Shiori lifts a brow to indicate that she is aware those two statements are not the same thing.

“He seems fairly adamantly opposed the existence of this place,” Shiori remarks. “I am not sure he is going to approve of paying for damages.”

“Ah, well, he’s not going to know until the bill comes in, now will he?” Youji says, venturing off to soothe various infuriated people with the wonders of plastic.


“Did you steal my credit card again?” Masaomi says, coming into the room. Shiori looks over towards where Youji sits incredibly nonchalantly on the couch.

“‘Again?’” she says.

“Yes, I did,” Youji says, who continues to be very nonchalant in the face of theft accusations.

“I told you to stop that,” Masaomi says.

“No, you didn’t. Your exact words were, ‘teach me how to do that.’”

“And you didn’t,” Masaomi pouts. “Which was very cruel.”

“The world is better off without you knowing how to pick pockets, Masa-chan.”

“Youji-san is a pick pocket?” Shiori asks, a little bemused by this interaction.

“A very skilled one,” Masaomi says, waggling his eyebrows suggestively. “Youji is very good with his hands.”

“Stop saying things like that,” Youji says.

“Don’t stop on my account,” Shiori says, smiling prettily. “Please, Masaomi-san, do tell me more about Youji-san’s talented hands.”

“Stop, please,” Youji begs.

“For one thing, don’t play poker with him,” Masaomi says. “He cheats.”

“You cheat!” Youji says indignantly.

“I count cards like God intended. Which is a thing that gets messed up when someone palms them or cheats in the deal.”

“That is a not very shocking and sadly tame revelation,” Shiori says.

“He also gives very excellent massages,” Masaomi says.

“There have been no massages,” Youji says. “He has no way of knowing that.”

“But I can tell,” Masaomi says graciously. “You just know they’d be great. He has such a soft touch.”

“If I paid you back, would you stop being like this?” Youji asks.

“Chances are, probably not,” Masaomi says. “Also, you have no money, so that’s a moot point. Give me my credit card back.”

“No,” Youji says. “You don’t deserve that credit card. You didn’t know it was missing. Clearly it was unloved.”

“Do you let all your friends steal from you, Masaomi-san?” Shiori asks.

“Why, are you interested?” Masaomi asks.

“Just wondering if it’s an option,” Shiori responds. “Or if it’s only exclusive to men with very talented hands.”

“Shiori, you are welcome to put your hands down my pants at any time you feel like it,” Masaomi says, very earnestly.

“For your wallet,” Shiori says.

“For any reason you need,” Masaomi says with a smile.

“I am sure your wallet is the only interesting thing I could find in your pants.”

“Ouch,” Masaomi says, as Youji laughs. “I rescind my permission. Only Youji can steal from me.”

A/N: Hahaha, friend, sorry for the late response! I didn’t quite want to go into the first time he picked Masaomi’s pocket because there’s all kinds of complicated Youji backstory that’s going to be revealed in that long story I’m working on, but have a random short set when they are in college anyway =D

The wonderful and talented @duckydrawsart did this commission for me! :D :D

Just a few days ago I was FINALLY able to give this belated birthday/early Christmas gift to my twin sister in person - and she LOVED IT. To quote her exact words: ‘THIS IS THE BEST GIFT EVER’. 

Caption is ‘Bloody But Unbowed’. 


Ducky is just incredible


1. okay big chance for kyoko to show how much she’s grown!! kyoko as she is now wouldn’t let a man ruin a big career opportunity, even if it is ren. she’s sworn over and over again that she won’t let love take her over again and hopefully she will go against kimiko (if she does anything) even if it means ren finding out

2. problem!! as seen in this chapter, they’re all aware of the BJ release coming up soon and kyoko might back down for the sake of ren, to avoid a scandal ruining the actor X surprise they’ve worked so hard for ಥ_ಥ

3. the president!! the fact that lory sees kyoko on the same talent level as ren when he was rising is super cool!! and he wants to assign her yashiro to make sure she reaches her full potential?? amazing

4. yashiro!! dear god please tell me he saw kyoko’s smiling face when she read that text and caught on please please pleaSE

5. ren!! praying he confronts her about the kiss just for my own entertainment, if not her then sho idk give me something pls

6. august 19th kill me slowly

anyone who wants to talk about their ideas and theories please inbox me and i’ll respond/post them ok ily

anonymous asked:

hello! i really rlllly love your scenarios so much !! and your writing is everything <33 so i was wondering if you could do a scenario with fyodor in which he finds his s/o sketchbook full of drawings of him?? like his reaction and what he would say to them if it's okay with you <3

Aah thank you! I’m really glad that you like what I’ve written. That’s such a cute idea! Sorry for taking so long, and I hope you enjoy :-)

I know it’s unusual for me to post updates so close together. I’m just trying to be productive.


You had left Fyodor alone for a bit to pick up some things from the nearby convenience store. Of course, being him, he was quick to notice that something you kept quite private had been left in his company; your sketchbook.

It wasn’t long before he decided to pick it up and take a peak. He wasn’t concerned about the possibility of you catching him, and he was too curious to leave it alone. You had been sketching since long before the day he met you, and yet you had showed him barely anything of this sort. Fyodor realized that your lack of confidence was to blame.

He opened to the first page. Your name, along with the day you began using the book, had been scrawled on the inside of the cover. It registered with him that you had begun using this sketch book before the two of you met.

The first few pages were filled with flowers, landscapes, and the figures of people walking through city streets. You had also sketched old architectural marvels and paintings you had seen in art galleries. It was evident that this book contained many of your memories.

Fyodor turned the book’s pages delicately, being careful not to smudge any of your creations. His eyes trailed over each drawing slowly, as if to catch every detail.

He was taken by surprise as your sketching took a sudden turn. Staring up at him, dating the day after you had first met, was a stunning replica of himself from the shoulders up.

It wasn’t exact, one wouldn’t have expected it to be, but it was surely close. A small smile appeared on Fyodor’s lips.

His likeness continued to appear throughout the sketchbook, both small and large in size. Each grew in accuracy, representing your growth as an artist, and perhaps something more. They were all dated. Some of them had small notes written under them as well, detailing where the drawing had been done, or what you had been talking about around the time it had been drawn.

Fyodor was impressed, he had known that you were dedicated, but perhaps he had underestimated that dedication. It was something truly admirable.

This book, Fyodor noted, contained what you considered beautiful; what you wanted to preserve. He couldn’t help but feel slightly confused at the prospect of someone caring for him this much. Yet, a warmth had spread through him, one he was not well aquatinted with.

Violet stared up at him from one page, creating the illusion that another pair of his eyes was present. He figured that this must be how he looks when lost in thought. Meanwhile, red ink marred the portrait’s fingers, like blood often marked his own.

On the following page, there was a touch of sorrow in his eyes. Fyodor was taken aback. You must see all, he thought, yet you still find it beautiful. Perhaps you are a god yourself, creating with lead and ink in place of flesh and bone. In your drawings, you seemed to recreate life, at least in his eyes.

Fyodor immediately sensed when you came into the room. He turned to you, and you quickly noticed your sketchbook in his hands.

“Fyodor,” you said, almost in a panic, “let me have that back please. It’s embarrassing.”

Fyodor closed the book, but kept it in his hands. You pouted in response.

“But why is it embarrassing?” he asked.

“Just give it back.” you muttered, grabbing for it, but he quickly evaded you.

“You’re very talented, you shouldn’t be embarrassed.”

“You saw all of that then?” you asked, though you already figured that he had.

He smiled slightly. “You always told me that you were sketching still lifes. All of your sketches are wonderful though.”

“My drawings aren’t that great… Just please give it back.”

“You are a creator, (y/n); almost like God.” Fyodor replied, finally dropping the book into your hands. You blushed.

“I’m nothing of the sort,” you retorted weakly.

“Well, I’ll just say this: you know me better than you think you do. It’s honestly somewhat worrisome for me.”

“What is?”

“How well you know me.”

anonymous asked:

Top 5 theatre stories (bc I love hearing these)

I don’t know if I have ‘top’ stories lmao but 5??? Oh boy

1) Okay so everyone who’s ever been in a show will eventually have a cast that decides to fixate on one cast member and rewrite songs with their name. It’s just a thing that happens in theater for some reason lmao. So, there was this kid named Joe who started maybe a show after me with the company, and he was so awkward it was painful. Sweet kid, who we discovered had a shitload of talent hidden beneath him, but when we got to the show RENT, he was just starting to come out of his shell so everyone kinda latched on to him to be the cast meme™ (not in an intentionally mean way, I don’t think, and Joe didn’t mind that much, but there is a possibility I misread some situations). So anyway, I don’t remember what started the conversation- I think someone brought up how we had done the song thing with him in the show HAIR (with the song ‘hair’ and also that song ‘shots’ that was really big in 2011), but all I remember is that it was a group conversation, and suddenly everyone broke off and just started singing “Seasons of Jooooe (JOOooeee)” and everyone hit like the perfect notes right. And there was a moment of shocked silence (bc like, EVERYONE had thought to do that at the same time), and then all the sudden everyone in the room started the song from the beginning and swapped out all the same words (525,600 Josephs. 525,000 Joes so dear-” and onwards) and just sang the whole song through before we all collectively lost our SHIT because it felt like a real life musical moment omfg. And you’d think, okay, funny, that’s where it ends, right? NO. Because the next day one girl called the entire cast into the Fascination Station™ and slapped a fucking piece of paper on the table and re-wrote the entirety of RENT working in the name Joe. Every single song (Christmas Joes, La Vie Joehme, Take Me or Leave Joe, Joever the Moon, Joe’s Song Glory, Without Joe, Today 4 U/Tomorrow 4 Joe, and What Joe Owns are just some honorable mentions) Every single character (Mark Joen, Rojoe Davis, *boys last name* Joequez for Mimi, JOE-ann Jefferjoe, Maureen Joeson, Benjamin Joeffin the Third, Anjoe Dumont Joenard, Joe Joellins, and an ongoing joke was the constant mention of ‘Allison Joe, of the Westport Joes’ lmao). The whole damn thing was written out and hung on the wall of the Green Room, replacing the actual set list we had hanging up. No one would drop this joke. Joe himself was the official ‘announce what scene we’re running next guy’, and after a while he deadass would just come into the room and yell “We’re running Seasons of Joe in five!” or “She wants to run Joe Tonight/Another Joe!” like it was so fucking funny omfg. The name Joe is just forever funny to me now.😂

2) When we did Avenue Q, everyone who had been cast as puppets…looked disturbingly just like their puppets? Apart from fur and unnatural skin colors, they were all twins it was equal parts hilarious and horrifying. They all had the same exact hair, similar face shape, and same go-to styles of clothing. It was completely ridiculous omfg. And they all, like, interacted with their own puppets weirdly? Like when they weren’t running scenes, I remember one girl would cradle hers like a baby, another held it to her by hooking her arm around it’s throat, one guy would just make his dance without paying attention to what he was doing, the guy that had Trekkie would never take it off and would just attack people and back them into corners, some people would have them in their laps, and other’s would just ignore them. I have the most vivid memory of sitting down on the floor because I was tired, glancing to an open door, and just seeing Rod fucking dancing around to the song playing and I couldn’t see the guy that played him (he was on the other side of the door lol) and I started loosing my shit. The guy had been reading his script and didn’t even realize he had the puppet on his hand lmao. It was just really fun to see all of it.

3) There was this one nerdy white boy who always made it his goal to be the first person to the hell week rehearsals so he could claim his official spot in the boys dressing room and get everything done without dealing with people. But if anyone else got there early, they’d walk in to find this half naked boy applying his makeup while dancing around and singing to the Sister Act soundtrack that was being blasted from his phone. He was overwhelmingly obsessed with that show. This happened literally every hell week, no matter the show, you’d always eventually hear someone scream in surprise and then two boys arguing with each other while “Fabulous Baby” played over them. This lead to a lot of interesting situations, because as the girls often tried to get to the boys room to escape the ghost, a lot of boys were constantly trying to chill in the girls room because it’s bigger and no one was shoving a dick in their face while dancing to ‘Take Me to Heaven’ lmao.

4) There’s this one guy, and he had a lead every show because he’s crazy talented and the director adores him to the point of proclaiming his daughter is like her extra grandchild (to the tune of everyone else in the room laughing uncomfortably), but this asshole never fucking knew his lines. Ever. And it wasn’t like, him having an actual problem, it’s just that he never bothered to put the effort in until the week before the show. The first show I ever saw him try in was Les Miz (Valjean), and he only bothered with that because “This is a huge show and it’s my last production with this company I gotta make it count!” (He did Spring Awakening with them immediately after and then both of us were guilt tripped/bribed into doing West Side Story against our will lmao). Now, to be fair to him- he has crazy natural talent, so he was usually able to completely pull everything off with minimal effort and the audience would never know. When we did HAIR, he literally lost his script like two weeks afterwards, and showed up to all four performances completely high off his ass and bullshitting, and it worked out perfectly (also, ICONIC, he was driving to one performance and got pulled over, and when the officer asked him if he was high he explained, “no sir, I’m an actor and I’m in character, the show starts in 15 minutes and it takes me a lot of time to prepare”, and he actually got away with that somehow), when he played the Iron Worker in Working, the entire cast knew all his lines by heart and all breathed a sigh of relief when he got them down at the opening performance, when he was the Preacher Shaw in Footloose his understudy learned the entire show in a day with the express purpose of helping him. This happened every show, and it was equal parts funny and frustrating, but we need to talk about him in Bye Bye Birdie holy shit. He did not want to do this show, made every argument against doing it, but our director was persistent and he was weak. He walked into the interest meeting and said “Listen, I’m not auditioning. I’ll do it if you really want me to, but please, for the love of God, do NOT give me a big part. We are not about to make this Black Birdie.” and the director? Shockingly complied with that? She cast him as a bartender and another super talented guy as Birdie and everyone was happy and content. Until…Our Birdie just didn’t fucking show up for the first rehearsal because, oh, he got cast in Into The Woods and decided to drop out immediately. 😂 There was absolutely no other option then to make our content bartender our unwilling Conrad Birdie. And he just. Gave absolutely zero fucks about this production it was legendary honestly. Didn’t learn a SINGLE line, just used context clues to respond to people. Kept throwing in ridiculous ad-libs just to make the actors around him break (’Thank Elvis you’ve come!’ was my personal favorite), kept jumping into the audience during his songs despite being constantly told not to, one performance he lost track of time and just fucking entered the scene in nothing but his underwear and an untied bathrobe??? He made it his personal goal to make this the funniest show possible, the only time he appeared to remotely care about the performance was our last show when the ghost someone turned the shower on while all his costumes were in there, 40 minutes before curtain. But the absolute best part was how much he tried to get any actors onstage with him break, because honestly what troopers who occasionally lost a battle, but the most iconic part of the show was the last scene of the last performance, in which the dude playing Mr. MacAfee decided he wanted revenge. In the scene, Birdie is trying to escape the town dressed up as his manager’s girlfriend/assistant Rosie, so this big guy of ours is in a tiny little dress and a curly wig and a bright pink scarf and everything, bending his knees so he’s not too obviously towering and speaking in a high pitched voice, which is ridiculous in itself so the audience was already laughing. But the characters are saying goodbye to the manager and he gets asked “Who’s this lady with you?” to which the response is “It’s just Rosie! Surely you remember Rosie!” and then that’s literally it, Birdie is maybe supposed to give an awkward giggle but that’s literally it- but in this last performance, MacAfee decided to respond to that with a deadpan “Oh, she’s darker than I remembered.” and our Birdie. fucking. LOST IT. The audience was dying too, all the other actors were trying so hard to hold a straight face, but our Birdie guy was on the fucking floor in was amazing.

5) Okay, so during the summer shows, rehearsals function like a summer camp, Monday through Friday from like 9:30 to 4:30. So instead of bringing lunch, a lot of kids head across the street to the CVS and just buy stuff (it’s actually across the street and across a Church parking lot, but whatever. Point is it’s the closest place to us (we got banned from Duncan) but it’s also not like, directly next door to us.) So during one of our casts Safe Circles™ , possibly our first one actually, it got fairly intense and one girl ran out in the middle of it, but came back a few minutes later with like ten boxes of tissues explaining “Just ran to CVS, got a discount from the cashier Tony, he’s a swell guy”. And like…you’d think that would be the end of that. You’d think everyone would just go back to group therapy time and appreciate the tissues, which we did, but somehow poor Tony became the new obsession for the cast omfg. People would go over to CVS at come back with a ‘brand new Tony story’ that consisted of basically nothing. People would just randomly whine/yell “Toooonnny!” out of nowhere. Half the cast had proclaimed their love for him. He always asked all about our shows and then never came when we invited him. It was literally this whole Thing, Tony the CVS Guy. People were crushed when we got back to just Sunday rehearsals to discover he only worked weekdays. I think the whole thing started as like an ironic joke, because why would a bunch of teenagers be obsessed with the awkward 20-something working in a drugstore, but after a while the Tony Craze took on a mind of it’s own and people were really over the top about it. I remember we always had to do these stupid ice breaker things, where we got paired up with a ‘Secret Friend’ and had to write letters to them and make a collage of the things you love and then they had to guess who you are, and one year at least three different people had pictures of Tony on their collage because they deadass found his facebook. I remember one time he kindly asked if we could be a little quieter in the store and everyone acted as if we had offended the pope. It was so wild. Ooooh, I remember one time me and my friends took over the Green Room for lunch, and we were having some conversation, one guy through out the fact “getting coffee can be a euphemism for having sex!” and we were joking about that, and then a different guy’s girlfriend called him and they were talking for a few minutes before he said “Mel, I want to get some coffee with you.” and the room EXPLODED. Listen. You guys literally had to be there, because I have never heard such loud laughter before, and I doubt I will ever hear something that loud again. None of us could get a grip. And a few minutes after we had calmed down (slightly), a group of people walked in with CVS bags and were like “okay what the FUCK was so funny” and we were like?? You weren’t here??? Could you actually hear us laughing from outside?? And this one guy stared us down and said “Tony fucking heard you guys and thought there was an angry mob on the street” 😂😂

((These are admittedly not all my best but it’s 5:30 am and this is all I could remember off the top of my head lmao))

22. accomplished

Title: accomplished

Pairing: Lee Taemin/Reader

Summary: Her biggest accomplishment was getting to know him.

Request: A scenario in which you’re a new SM trainee and dancer.

Note: This picture isn’t mine, the credits go to owners and also, this scenario was requested by @hotterthanhotmail

You felt accomplished of many things in life; even more so when you become an adult. For example, if you just moved in all alone to your new apartment, even the simplest of things were a new discovery. That’s something that happened to her. The first time she cooked a meal that wasn’t instant noodles, she almost felt like tearing up; or that one time that she paid the bills without giggling like a little girl –or crying, in the case that she hadn’t earned much that month-. The transition between being a teenager living under the comforting shelter of your parents’ house and being an adult who supposedly is independent was nice. Something that she might tell her grandchildren, if she ever got married, that is.

However, things were starting to go her way when she finally found a real job. Truthfully, she was tired of wearing big costumes in front of shops to attract people towards it; she had worn smelly costumes for too long and when she saw the audition for being a SM trainee, well, she only thought that it might be fun, she never really thought that she had an opportunity. It wasn’t like she was the most talented singer or rapper out there; rather a good dancer and she had done it for quite a while.

When she saw the acceptance letter on her table, she almost felt like calling her mom and crying on the speaker for hours to no end. A happy kind of crying, that is. A part of her wanted to thank her mother for recording so many embarrassing videos of her when she was young and started to dance, since that pushed her forward to be someone, to have a path in her life.

She tried hard, too hard even. Things weren’t the easiest when she entered; there were some people that even had five years there and were still waiting for debuting, which was saddening, obviously. Yet, her guards weren’t let down as she continued working for the things that she wanted. Her thoughts were filled with determination and expectation; her nights were tiring as she closed her eyes and fell asleep once her body touched the bed –or the couch, for the matter-, but that was the life she chose and that’s how she was going to be for a big part of her life.

A year had gone by quicker than she expected, as if she had just blinked her eyes and new year’s was in front of her. It was January and idols were almost everywhere, trying to plan everything out for the new year, such as comebacks and what not. Most of the time she’d hear her friends talk about the next comebacks and she surely didn’t think much of it. She’d give the songs a listen, at much, but it wasn’t like she was concentrated in what others were doing, rather in what she will do to get there someday.

“You’re not going to believe this!” She looks up from her sandwich as she hears Haeun speaking. Haeun was a year her senior and a very charismatic girl that specialized herself in rapping. She was nice, energetic, surely someone she trusted in, but sometimes she found her a little too excited. The amount of times Haeun had called her at two in the morning to go practice was a lot more than people would think. She chews on her sandwich as she nods her head, telling her to continue. “I thought that Jonghyun was the one to have a comeback early this year, but it’s actually Taemin!” A smile appears on Haeun’s face and she looks at her with a tight lipped smile.

“Yeah, so?” She had heard Taemin’s songs besides his songs as a group and they were pretty good. Catchy, different and so on, but she had never seen him from up close, just passing by the hallway as he had people surrounding him as they directed him on his schedule and so on. He was busy most of the time, yet he managed to keep his smile.

“This is your chance!” Haeun tells her as she sits beside her, putting one of her hands over her shoulder. “Taemin always does these dance routines on his songs and they’ll probably pick you.” This was her time for rolling her eyes and groaning.

You’re finally going insane.” She concludes as she finishes her sandwich, standing up as she puts the empty box on the trashcan. “When you come back from wonderland, remember that we have to go practice for our language test. Last time the teacher told you that you have to practice a lot more.”

“…Sure, mom.” Haeun whines while crossing her arms over her chest and she laughs, ruffling Haeun’s hair as she moves towards the door, opening it so she could go get some water. After all, she was going to be practicing for about five hours more.

Her footsteps resound over the woodened floor as she hums a song that was repeating itself on her head; she hears the music blasting from every room, indicating that this year was going to be hectic for everyone. When she reaches the small kitchen that everyone used in the building, however, she’s surprised to see almost no one, apart from a man that sat on one of the tables, tapping his notebook with a pencil as he bites his plump lips.

Lee Taemin, she recognizes him with his freshly bleached blonde hair and long legs as he hums a soft tune. His face was bare and his beautiful eyes looked like heaven. However, she decides not to bother him, going for the refrigerator instead as she tries to make the least sound possible. She reaches the refrigerator, opening its door and taking out the water bottle; yet, just when she was about to turn her back and go, a voice interrupts her.

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anonymous asked:

a series of (un)fortunate events lead me back to your aftg titanic fic and im CRYING again because i forgot how fuckign sad it was ajsjskkdd but also never give up writing please you are so incredibly talented and i love you and this blog

jdsfkkfdk oh my god,,, me n rea both basically Dont Go Here Anymore but i s2g it’s our ultimate pride and joy that we departed the aftg fandom on that high…. 

ilyt anon <3 thank u sm!!

anonymous asked:

So James, Tristan and Brad are talented... But what does the one who fell off the stage even do? Like please explain why he's there


One - Connor isn’t just ‘the one who fell off the stage’ HE’S A SERIOUSLY TALENTED ARTIST! That guy could shred any guitar you give him. Plus he learned how to play the bass just for the band and now he’s fucking amazing at that. And mind you, it isn’t easy to learn that in a short amount of time! Also based from your statement you probably don’t even care about bassists. LOL DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT WITHOUT THE BASSIST YOUR BELOVED SONGS WOULD BE A MESS?? Almost every song is driven by the bass line especially the Wake Up album. So why don’t you go listen to your favorite songs again then tell me bassists aren’t important

Two - aside from providing backing vocals to the band, he is a great singer on his own. Before you go here telling me he isn’t talented please save yourself the embarrassment and watch his videos - specifically his cover of Young Volcanoes. That guy could easily be a lead singer of a band if he wanted to and he had lots of singing parts in the second album bc he is that good! Also have you even seen him in their live shows??? Before he had his knee injury he is always running about and jumping while playing his bass and it’s amazing to watch him bc he’s always full of energy!

Three - he’s involved in writing songs for both albums and has started producing songs. In fact, he produced Written Off, a bonus song in Wake Up which is a fucking amazing song and if that isn’t talent to you then I don’t know what is



A school dance AU where boys start on one side of the room and girls start on the other and everyone is too scared to approach anyone and start dancing because girls are lame and boys are gross and they’re all too afraid of being made fun of, but Levi and Hange have been friends since forever so they just waltz right up to one another and dance like the true nerds they are while everyone watches and they don’t even give a fuck


anonymous asked:

Hiya!! I love your headcanons for the riarkle kids (I love all your headcanons lbr here) and as a fellow theatre geek, wondered which kid is the most theatre geek-y? I know you said that they're all pretty involved, but there's a chill drama kid and then there's a Minkus-Matthews kid 😂 xxx

WHY WITH THE OC’S omfg okay

  • Penny cannot fucking sing
  • No one has the heart to tell her
  • Basically every year she goes out for shows and has an experience close to Farkle’s at the end of GM Truth
  • They do not tell her the truth lmao they just all let her believe that for some reason the drama teacher has already picked favorites and she’s just not one of them
  • She eventually just quits altogether like junior year because at this point it’s ‘disrespectful’ lmao but she still listens to/sees shows whenever she can.
  • Everyone keeps trying to get Cassie into theater professionally bc she’s A+ at dancing/singing/acting but the fact alone that everyone wants her to do it stops her from doing it lol
  • But she still really likes them
  • But to anyone outside her family, theater is like…a closeted passion lmao
  • Her daughter Tabitha gets super involved with it at school too
  • And then when they move to New York, they move in with Auggie and Ava and Ava’s a fucking Broadway actress so obviously the four of them geek out all the time
  • And one day Katie tries to sneak into the apartment when she thinks everyone’s out to set up for a surprise romantic dinner
  • She enters as Cassie is doing Mein Herr from Cabaret
  • And when Cassie finally notices she’s there she’s FREAKING OUT because she’s been exposed but Katie is about to achieve an Anime-Nosebleed over this omfg
  • Needless to say she starts looking into musicals more and they just become trash together it’s v cute
  • Cleo does not fucking care
  • At all
  • You all need to stop singing
  • She just wants to play lacrosse STOP TAP DANCING DAD
  • UGH
  • One day she caught her son Riley on Broadway.com and acted as though she had walked in on him watching porn omfg
  • She just. Needs everyone to stop with the theater thank you and goodnight lol
  • Tessa only admits to liking the ‘darker’ shows because she’s 9Edgy5You
  • You know like Sweeny Todd, American Psycho, Heathers, Jekyll and Hide, shows like that
  • Get this Mama Mia shit away from her, she yells, as Riley feels her heart collapse
  • Although Tessa will never admit it for obvious reasons, but she REALLY fucking loves Legally Blonde the musical omfg
  • The only time she ever did a show was her senior year when the school did Jekyll and Hide and she got the role of Lucy and she RUINED EVERYONE’S LIVES WHAT THE FUCK TESSA WHERE DID THESE EMOTIONS COME FROM
  • Also she literally didn’t mention to anyone she was in the show, Nova and Leo brought it up bc they were in it too lol
  • NOVA
  • V E R Y  S E R I O U S L Y
  • Life is a competition and there is literally nothing more competitive than auditions holy shit
  • She signed herself up for voice lessons when she was five
  • Like Riley and Farkle had no idea until they were billed for like 3 months of her lessons at a theater school and they were like WTF
  • Okay and Nova is also 900% the kind that when her best friend doesn’t get the role she wants, she’s just like “Don’t worry I can get you rat poison!!!”
  • She’s like Sharpay but nicer, do you feel me
  • If Sharpay and Gabriella had a love child, it’d be this girl
  • She’s that bitch at dance rehearsal that is like “Ugh warm up stretches are the worst!!!!” and then very easily just pulls her leg over her fucking head as you struggle to breathe without falling over and pulling something
  • She can rap Guns and Ships perfectly it’s the funniest fucking thing
  • Always running for drama club president and stuff
  • Ends up marrying a Broadway actor that she toootally hadn’t been fangirling over for years lol
  • L e o
  • Is such a mess of a human being
  • Because he really doesn’t actually care at all about theater but he feels like he needs to bc his family is so crazy about it
  • And it’s so funny like he’s sleep through shows and movies and miss important plot details and have to bullshit scenes that he liked most when his fam asks lol
  • He’ll be in his usual attire of backwards baseball cap, vintage welding googles or some shit, and he’ll be carrying like a three books and a fucking knife collection
  • And someone will be like “LEO I BET YOU CANT DO A BACK FLIP INTO A PIROUETTE” and he’s immediately like “YOU WANNA FUCKIN BET” and tries to do it without dropping anything so Farkle’s in the back yelling “sON NO” and it never ends well okay
  • Anyway so his freshman year of high school, Nova, Tessa, and his best friend/girlfriend Skyler literally fucking bully him into joining the drama club
  • Because 1) It’s always funny seeing him trying to dance but also 2) SHIT he’s actually a great singer and actor what the fuck they NEED you LEo
  • But like. They literally bully him into this omfg
  • Tessa’s decided since she’s a junior she’s allowed to make her freshman sibling’s life hell lol but she doesn’t actually do anything that will actually hurt him or upset him you know what I mean
  • But like he’ll be minding his own business and then Tessa is jokingly slamming him into a locker telling him that he’ll never stop being a dork unless he does theater
  • Or she’ll be like ‘You have to listen to me you’re freshman scum and I am the Upperclass Overlord JOIN THE DAMN DRAMA CLUB”
  • Nova will fill his locker with passive aggressive notes insulting/challenging him like ‘you must be a wuss’ or ‘I bet you won’t try out because you have no talent’ and stuff like that
  • And he mentioned them to her and she’s like ‘Oh my God who would ever say such horrible things to my dear, precious brother’ and he’s just like ‘NOVA I CAN RECOGNIZE YOUR HAND WRITING CUT IT OUT” lmao
  • “Skyler please listen to me I really don’t want to try out for the drama club!”
  • “Well Leo I really don’t want to make out with you right now! Should I take one for the team or go home?”
  • “WhAT thE FuCK”
  • So eventually after like 2 months of this he gives up and decides to audition
  • And he’s like “Maybe…I’ll just sabotage my own audition so they don’t cast me as anything”
  • And he got really excited about that plan
  • But then
  • Since he is his father’s son
  • None of his plans can ever work out for him
  • So everything he did to sabotage himself, something else happened that prevented him from looking bad
  • It was so fucking funny to the girls bc they knew he was trying so hard to suck and it just wasn’t working lmao
  • They cast him as Moritz in Spring Awakening lmao
  • And after that, everyone in school wouldn’t stop talking about how great a performer he was, so he was like…fuck I’m stuck with this until I graduate aren’t I
  • He was
  • On his last day of high school, Riley and Farkle go into his room to have an emotional ‘Oh my God our baby’s graduating” talk after they had one with Nova
  • But they open the door and
  • Leo’s got a fucking sacrificial alter or some shit set up, and a metal trashcan with a fire blazing in it right in front of it
  • And he’s throwing into it all his scripts, costume pieces, makeup and tap shoes he’s gathered up over the years, laughing manically
  • When he notices his parents he freezes and they just stare at each other for like five whole minutes
  • But that took his concentration away from the fire, which then got too big and catches his fucking sleeve on fire
  • So he’s now jumping around trying to put it out and that causes him to bang into the fucking alter, knocking it down and putting a fucking hole in his floor.
  • Riley’s just like “why couldn’t we have just walked in on you watching porn” at the same time Farkle  goes “why are you like this” lmao
  • They never speak of that again
  • He still gets dragged along on family musical trips tho lmao
  • riarkle kids why are you doing this to me

Art problem :(

Heck, I don’t what I’m doing anymore. I seem to have a hard time knowing what to do with drawing. I can’t seem to draw much cuase I really don’t like the way I draw.

I think it’s one of those stages where the artist wants to quit but I’m taking it a different way. Imma take a “break” from not posting my drawing and “practice more drawing” yh? I know it sounds pretty dumb😅

But I’m trying to find a way and losing focus so can u guys please wait a few days from me not posting art ?

I’d appreciate if u do,I’m just getting frustrated with my art skill. I’m just not liking the way I draw so I’m gonna practice some more. God didn’t give me the talent to draw but I got inspired from others so here we go.

Thank and love you guys 💚


Z.Tao // Underground King (official audio)

Composed/Written: Huang Zitao

Producer: Daryl.K

Listen to the song officially here on Weibo! If you have an account, don’t forget to like, share the song 20 times everyday & loop it to support Z.Tao!



Yo~ T.A.O! Underground King~

Run around, like chickens would you please?

I don’t care if you’re feeling me.

Money, power, all you got is greed.

Can you run around run around me yeah~

Please call me T.A.O, even if you don’t want it, you’ll still be calling me T.A.O~

You wanna talk shit with me? Forget it, just go back to your parents.

My time is very precious, it shouldn’t be wasted, I’m busy boy.

My black cards are too much, it’s become a trouble.

YSL only 6 pieces in the world but i have a couple.

Every single Yeezy~ yeah i step in puddles.

You wanna live like this? I suggest you can go buy lotto.

Don’t say i’m arrogant, i’m never arrogant.

I have billion in my pocket yet i aint brag about that.

Open your eyes and look, yeah who’s leading CPOP now?

So many Raps out there but only this one is worth being proud of.

La la la… turn it up~

La la la… go down down down down~

You ready? Lemme tell ya~

Get high with me in this beat!

Let’s get real! This is CPOP dynasty!

Do rap gods give a damn? Don’t gotta thank you.

I’m just cool like this! Underground King that’s me.

You have problem with me being a sovereign but the shit you hand out is just full of bullshit and cursing.

Those who criticized my rap and those who hate me for fun, shut up, just keep listening to my songs, y’all have no qualification to use the “Go Die” i created hah.

Fantastic my rap game and your shit is a pre game.

Everyone listens to my flow. That’s my king card.

I was born with a penetration voice, do you like it?

This song will become a textbook, however you like.

Oh my god waiter, can you take my order please? Filet mignon the cut!

Playa here’s a tip, pull up my Lambo 7 by the front.

Get my airplane ready to go on a vacation ok.

Don’t be jelly, not everyone can be a special person like me.

There’re so many people who only speak without actions or people who always just say unrealistic things out there.

I grab the pen whenever i get inspired and write down art like Michelangelo’s.

If you wanna come battle with my talent please practice your rhythm first.

La la la… turn it up~

La la la… go down down down down~

You ready? Lemme tell ya~

Get high with me in this beat!

Let’s get real! This is CPOP dynasty!

Do rap gods give a damn? Don’t gotta thank you.

I’m just cool like this! Underground King that’s me.

I was born to be an idol with various talents, it’s so fantasy.

No matter it’s rapping, singing or acting, I’m just great like this!

Everywhere i go is VIP but i still respect everyone.

If you still don’t get it, snap back to your fantasy get the f*ck outta my ear.

Now let nod your head with this beat and clap your hands with this music.

You wanna hear encore again? Then just keep looping this song.

Now let nod your head with this beat and clap your hands with this music.

You wanna hear encore again? Then just keep looping this song.

Open letter to Adam Horowitz

Dear Adam Horowitz,

I often read you want critics and feedback and here I am. Silent for many months but now I can’t hold it anymore. I don’t want to be rude or spread hate. No, this is the last thing I want, but I am aloud to tell my opinion and I also wouldn’t stay quiet if I was dissatisfied with a waiter or a carpenter for example ;)

First of all I want to say, I used to love your Show. I really did. It was something new and most of all, it was inspiring in many many ways. Most of the time, your ideas have been very good and exactly here my critics will start. Your Ideas are great. You don’t even have great Ideas, no,  it seems you also have many of them. Many, many, many, many… and that is a big Problem, because you just put one Idea next to another, instead of focusing a few great Ideas and gave them depth. =/

For me, lately it seems you are not telling a fluently story, just painting pictures like in a picture book. No scene is important for another scene. Everything what happened before is unnecessary and everything what will come after, will also not fit in the narrative flow.

I can’t relive your character’s behavior. Most of the time it is very implausible. They are like a flag in the wind to serve just a few other characters. I’m missing consistency. It is a difference between character development and to bend a character. That is the saddest part because you have the power to do a great development but it looks like you chose the easy path. That makes me even more mad, because you choosing the easiest way, let me believe you think the audience is stupid and dull.

Let me tell you why the audience is so into Regina Mills. It’s because you gave her time to develop. Her arc until 4b was comprehensible and understandable. You show all the actions that lead to how she become the person she is in the present but than it seemed you lost interest in her. You stopped developing and started bending her, like how you would needed her in particular scenes. You gave her such a strong backstory, gave her depth and than you gave her scenes and actions which didn’t satisfy her character and backstory we already knew. Why make her boring, just because she was on the road to become a hero? Why took all the bitchiness away? Why always black and white, if we have such a wide palette of grey tones. Please start using it.

All the time you are starting very promising and I found myself very exiting for every season arc but unfortunately you just don’t managed to deliver. And that is beyond sadness because the Ideas have been good but the realization failed. It’s like you have an expensive fillet of beef and decides to make ground meat. Or you have a whole wide and beautiful Playground to play, but just stay in one corner. It is so disappointing, because I really believed in you.

But what throws me in an ocean of raging emotions is the way how you worked on Robin and Regina. Don’t panic, I will not spread hate on you, it is more my attempt to understand your writing process. I asked myself for over one year, what did the author want to tell.

You have the most iconic character on your Show. A character with so much background information finding in Stories, Ballads, Movies etc. But you literally did nothing. And to top this, you came out, not only with the most disgusting, but the cheapest twist in TV-History.  I wished it was the end, but you continue with this and here is the moment, I really don’t understand your ambition behind your writing. You drop a Bomb, but you do nothing with it except ignoring it. You bend two wonderful characters with so much potential in every layer of their relationship, to serve a jealousy, much to rushed redeemed character.  It was and is still totally unlikely, that the same man who snark on the evil queen, the same man who showed no fear for the great and terrible evil queen, was silent when ever Zelena was mocking him. I now you tried, to bring something like justice, when you gave Regina and Zelena the fiercely dialogue in Camelot, but as much as I like watching Lana Parrilla on my screen, this scene had belonged to Robin, who finally put Zelena on her place.

Sadly this was the only attempt, to show that Zelena didn’t had the upper Hand on Robin and Regina and the whole progress till now, make it unreliable. I can’t enjoy this new sisterly bond, because it was either earned nor developed. It was there, like I said before, as in a picture book. Just nice scene but no depth or something that established to what we have seen before.

I don’t know if Zelena became your new favorite toy to play with. Or better say, I have no ideas about Television politics, but you didn’t do justice for any of these three characters.

For example Regina’s infertility. It was, as often, a good Idea, but your intention was utterly wrong. This scene just served Zelena and the disgusting twist you brought. There have been no conversation for Regina and her Soulmate about this, nothing that further her character, no, just an outcry in the audience. And  I refuse to believe, that you as a writer consider yourself satisfied with just an outcry. Imagine you has shown us this scene in the Save Henry arc. That would have been an impact. Showing how Regina is going to lose her son and revealing, that he really is her everything because she can’t get pregnant. God, I would have cried for days, because of the beauty which would have been in the narrative.

Do you know how disappointing it is, to believe in someone. And I believed in you. Week after week, I was waiting for the Element of big surprise in the Baby-arc but week after week I became more frustrated, because there has been never a satisfying surprise at all.

Listen, Adam, I know author’s pride, oh believe me I do,  not to use Ideas from other…and maybe that the fault of the Outlaw Queen fandom, because they came up with a bunch of amazing Ideas…so no one was left for yourself. I still can’t understand why I found so many amazing Ideas how to make this disaster work in the internet, but not once on your show. I still can’t understand, why “non-professional”- writers came up, with a naturally narrative way, of what should happened next. All the dialogues between Robin and Regina after he was tricked into bed (I don’t use the R-Word, because I don’t want to scare you) Everything that should had come logically, I found only online, but nothing from you, the creator. I really don’t want to bash you, really, I just wanted to understand, why you make the decisions, you did. I mean, if you had say from the beginning, don’t expect to much, I wouldn’t have a problem, but now I’m struggling with the thought you are not the good writer I saw in you, when I start watching your show.

Maybe it’s lack of ambition or you simply incapable to work a proper way through your ideas. But if it’s just a lack of ambitions, I’m begging you to find it again. I know writing is just a job for you and maybe it become exhausting doing the show for so long, but what preventing you to action critics. You get a lot, many not entitled but also many which are. I just want you to give your best, because I don’t give applause to laziness.  

But if it is just your inability than please look for stuff who is able to put your amazing ideas into good storylines.

So at least a word or two about “last rites”. I know people are angry and mad, I’m too. But I am not angry because you killed Robin, I am mad, because you really didn’t do anything with him, or better say, you screw Robin up for Zelena. For a character with the depth of a flounder. I mean, come on. You gave her a flat motivation, so I asked myself more than onetime, how will you justify her behavior only with jealousy that was root in her mother’s choices to give her up as a baby. Instead of bending Cora and the rest of the Mills family in a flashback with two sister who SUDDENLY feel connected because they remember they have been sister for a couple of hours, you should show how Zelena has found her mother, when she was all growing up. Imagine what kind of impact and especially in her motivation, if we found out, that even as an adult, Cora would send her away and don’t want anything to do with her. That would have been a motivation, which were comprehensible  to all her actions.  It is soooooo sad because there has been so much potential do develop each of the characters, but as I said above, but you didn’t do it.

I really don’t know how you will get out of the mess you arranged and let me tell you, I have a very wide fantasy and I am on a point where I see no satisfying way out of it rather than bring Robin back. Everything else would just confirm my critics.

But nevertheless, as much as I’m disappointed of S5 I have to commit the costumes have been amazing. Sadly that didn’t console me for you not seeing the potential of having two British legends on your show (Robin Hood and King Arthur)


Your Diana =)

Ps. Please consider that English isn’t my mother tongue and if I sound rude or unkind, that was not my intention.  All I wanted was to motivate you, to use your god given talent and start again giving yur best. And if you need someone who kicks your ass or a drill instructor, don’t be shy, call me.

…If I could only tell my concern in my mother tongue, believe me, we both would lay in each other arms, crying about the wasted potential ;)


i dont know what im doing……its2:10AM.

starting off with JIMIN

Originally posted by booptae

He’s number 2 on my bias wrecker list. he honestly is so cute and a fluffy mochi more than 75% of the time, but the other 15%, he is AN ULTIMATE BIAS WRECKER!!!!

Originally posted by jiminsjiminie

but tbh i feel blessed with his cute presence, ilyhsm <3#


Originally posted by sehuns-bubblebum

meme-jungkook haha. This lil’ bean is so precious and needs to be protected, even tho he is like 20 years old. He. is. so cute and he makes me swerve so fast and i need help cuz i need to be loyal to yoongi and help i found a gif-

Originally posted by officialwookkibby

(he is making me swerve help pls)


Originally posted by keepingupwithbts

another bean, i love him and hate how he is so under appreciated as a group member, can he please give me a back hug or something??? I always imagine his hugs and feel like he could just engulf me in the best hug ever. But then again he is just like 

Originally posted by agustdefsoul

(like pls chill and not wreck anything on my list)

*long pause*


Originally posted by troiskims

listeral sunshine dont fite me on this. I love him and his smiles, and his happiness, and his joy, and his, everything. His talents and his hardworking butt. YOU GUYS NEED TO APPRECIATE HIM MORE AND IF YOU DONT YALL CAN FITE ME!!!!!! please can i just please care for him and i want to cuddle him all day long,//////

then again……..

Originally posted by daeguboy

(disresptful piece of krismas nuts(jk ilyhsm))

everyone please clear the way for KIM SEOKJIN!!!!!!!!!

Dear BigSnake,

give jin lines please, jesus christ someone has favoritism *cough cough* jungkook *cough cough* dont sleep on him jesus christ!!!!!

im sorry bigsnake but i really want jin to have his own shine(*whispers*hobi……sorry)

Originally posted by chimchams

i love him and his beautiful caring bubble gum butt. appreciate him and his caring butt haha and beautiful voice haha.

Originally posted by bwiseoks

(coming at you with another wrecker haha)



Originally posted by averageoppa

yo, this little kid can always make me smile and i hate and love it so much. i try to stay loyal to yoongi but this guy comes up here like

Originally posted by jimin-bts-trashs

(can he not please?!?!? i need to stay innocent and loyal to yoongi please stop(jk dont) (dude chill))






Originally posted by minpuffs

omg words can’t explain how much i love him, he is totally precious to me and his smile is just ughhhhh,i love him happy, i dont want him sad at all. listening to agust d makes me happy for him to come this far in life, i want to cuddle him so badly sometimes and hide him from the bad things in life. 

then again……

Originally posted by bwiseoks

Originally posted by kyousen

(sorry but agust d is a HUGE TURN ON for me haha)

in all, i love all of the members, but i love yoongi the most. but hobi is krippin, im tellin you he be krippin up the list.

Originally posted by sugutie

Originally posted by jhopies

I am actually getting so angry with The Flash & Arrow

Can we talk about this whole Iris pulling Barry through the mental attack because he hears Iris’ voice? *insert eye roll here* Just when I thought Westallen couldn’t possibly get anymore lame and predicable than it already is. Did the writers forget how to be original? God, if it continues like this much longer, you can count me out. 

And Felicity Smoak is becoming nothing but a love interest. Emily is a beyond fantastic actress with mountains of talent. Please give her a storyline that isn’t 1. Crying over Oliver 2. Being pissed off at Oliver. I love Olicity, don’t get me wrong! But can we PLEASE give her an interesting storyline. NOT that awesome thing we thought she was going to do that turned out to be a failed attempt at kidnapping Oliver and smuggling him back to Starling City. She’s fading into nothingness right now. Nothing irritates me more than a womans only purpose in a show is being there for the men. okay? Felicity (and Emily) deserve better.