god please be nice to me

anonymous asked:

IS IT WEIRD TO JUST MESSAGE YOU OUT OF THE BLUE like you seem so nice & ur so kind but !!!!! i dunno ahfsdgfdghfh

OH MY GOD please!!!! feel free to message me anytime !!!!! just send me a message like “hey did u see that thing jinyoung did” & id be like “BOYYYY U BET I DID” pls don’t be nervous i love talking to everybody!!!!! message me whenever you want!!!! i love u !!

I love all of you!💗💗

Can I just say that since I started this blog, and joined the Tower Of God fandom, everyone is just so nice and so amazing! I have never been a part of such a great fandom before! Everyone is lovely and I am just shocked because a majority of the fandoms that I am in contain a lot of toxic people. It brings me so much happiness that I’m surrounded by a lot of amazing people who are following me that are so nice! I love all of you, and I’m so greatful to have started this blog and joined a beautiful community!

(*´∀`*) Please stay amazing everyone, and I’ll do my best to meet a majority of your expectations!

anonymous asked:

I really really love this blog because some of your post kinda inspires me/ describes me a little bit, but do you have to speak Japanese to be kawaii because, Since kawaii is cute in Japanese. Some of my friends said that "in order to be kawaii then u have to speak like Japanese."• I'm totally DONT UNDERSTAND also can u make a photo of kawaii tea xD love your blog :D please reply to this ask of yours. And I hope that your have a nice and beautiful day. I love my family and I love your blog.

†God loves you for who you are inside and out.You don’t have to speak Japanese in order to be kawaii. Kawaii is for everyone!! Im so glad that you love this blog and i hope that you stay kawaii and BE kawaii. have a nice day!! †God loves you for who you are inside and out† Dont change because something is more worth cute then whats inside of you!! More updates are coming soon. #enjoy  new update 

The signs being bold
  • Aries : No but just the two of us... doing... WHAT PEOPLE DO WHEN THEY ARE NAKED SERIOUSLY
  • Taurus : We could climb up a moutain watch the sunset... OR go to my room, giving each other a massage... naked.
  • Gemini : What talents do I have ? hahaha I give nice blowjob *wink*
  • Cancer : Hahaha leave me out of this, this is too much OH MY GOD
  • Leo : Present ? My body is the present.
  • Virgo : Look at this book. We could do the same.
  • Libra : Bitch you're the 45th, now get to work.
  • Scorpio : Everyone should be my slave... Like you.
  • Sagittarius : What do I want ? Oh please hahaha How can you not see I'm horny af seriously
  • Capricorn : See how I handled this work ? Imma gonna do the same with your body
  • Aquarius : What do I want? Like expressing my sexual urge with you ?
  • Pisces : The stars, the universe, the beauty of bodies being embraced... NO I WAS SAYING WE COULD FUCK.
Everything is Different Now: Part 6

I’m re-watching Yuri on Ice with an eye for all the things that are re-contextualized based on what we learn at the very end of episode 10.  This blog series chronicles that adventure.  With screencaps!  Very spoilery, obviously. Read on by clicking the jump cut below, or start at part 1 here.

Episode 6: Bringing Sexy Back

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Sam: “hey Y/N, my love for you is like my hair: it just keeps growing and growing”

Y/N: “sammy, what’s happening….. What are you talking about?”

Dean: “nice try Sammy but what Y/N needs is something more straightforward. So what do you say Y/N, how about we exorcise our demons tonight?”

Y/N: “oh god it’s valentine’s day today isn’t it”

Castiel: “I’m not entirely sure what a valentine is but please consider fulfilling this position for me”

Y/N: “Cas not you too!”

Gabriel: “don’t worry Y/N but I need your help”

Y/N: “if this is one of those stupid pick up lines….”

Gabriel: “no no, but Y/N you’re the only fix for my sweet tooth”

Y/N: “I got to admit that one was pretty good”

Crowley: “wait till you hear mine”

Y/N: “I think I heard enough today”

Crowley: “ah come on Y/N, I deserve to be loved”

Lucifer: “if you get tired of these idiots you could always sacrifice yourself to me”

Y/N: “you guys are insufferable”

Dean: “only for you Y/N. Now let’s gonna get you some pie”

anonymous asked:

Allura pilots the Black Lion and gets annoyed when she finds out Black is hiding something from her. It's even worse when she finds out about Shiro. After some arguing with her, the Lion lets her see it. It's over an hour later when the others come looking for her. She's red faced and flustered. Black was hiding treasured memories of Shiro gushing about 'this most beautiful princess' to her.

i’m not crying i just have an OTP in my eye. please, for your consideration, think of shiro confiding to Black:

  • i just don’t know why she’d sacrifice herself for me. i mean, i’m just… and she’s-!
  • do you think she knows how i feel?
  • she has so much strength, but… it’s nice to know she feels she can be vulnerable about me. because she can, y’know? i want to help her in any way that i can.
  • god, black, i’m really screwed, aren’t i?
  • i mean, i fell in love with a princess who is strictly off limits for so many reasons and…

I hate that I have to make this disclaimer (because god forbid people look at something that is obviously unhealthy and not romanticize it) but I enjoy Killing Stalking for the plot and because killers fascinate me. I do not ship Yoonbum and Sangwoo (because WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SHIP THEM OMG) and I do not condone EITHER of their actions. If you like Killing Stalking, dope. If you ship the characters, NOT DOPE. If you romanticize abuse, stalking, manipulation, or actual murder, NOT DOPE. Please don’t assume that, because I’m a fan of KS, I also ship the characters. Thank you, have a nice day.

a few people asked, so this is literally the only other shot i took of this cosplay…whoops lol. also cosplay accuracy is hard when you are so very small good god

if anyone knows who this marcus is please let me know so i can tag him! he was awesome and also very tall

  • Akutagawa: Everytime you talk I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. It’s nice, but it’s annoying me, so please stop.
  • 
Atsushi: Warm and fuzzy? Oh, my god...Aku, do you have feelings for me?
  • 
Akutagawa: What the fuck is a “feeling”?
Anti-Christmas starters!

I’ve seen so many Christmas starter sentences with fluff and all nice things, so i wanted to make anti-Christmas starters!
Sentences taken from few songs

“Outside the carolers start to sing.. I can’t describe the joy they bring, ‘cause joy is something they don’t bring me.”

“Their whiny voices get irritating.”

“So I stand with a dead smile on my face.”

“Wondering how much of my time they’ll waste”

“Oh god I hate these Satan’s helpers.”

“And then I guess I must’ve snapped, because I grabbed a baseball bat and made them all run for shelter.”

“It’s time to be nice to the people you can’t stand all year.”

“I’m growing tired of all this Christmas cheer.”

“You people scare me!”

“Please stay away from my home, if you don’t wanna get beat down.”

“Just leave the presents and then leave me alone.”

“Well I guess it’s not cool to freak on Christmas Eve..”

“I won’t be home for Christmas.”

“There ain’t nothing more depressing than a pine tree gussied up candy canes and balls.”

“Those carolers have kept me up for hours.”

“It’s Merry Christmas seeping through my walls.”

“There’s one damn holiday that I can’t stand..”

“It ain’t Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools, but it’ll surely make a fool out of every man.”

“If I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas.”

“You know where to stick those jingle bells!”

“If I ain’t hammered it ain’t hanukkah.”

“Joy to the world and jack and coke.”

“Now every year the malls are just a madhouse.”

“Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit..”

“And those colored lights are fucking infantile.”

“I think we collectively as the people, should rise against this corporate jolly noise.”

“Tell the world let’s buy some piece and quiet for a change!”

“Before we spend it all on fucking toys.”

“Fa la la la la go fuck yourself!”

“Joy to the world of getting stoned.”

“Leave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone.”

“Merry fucking Christmas!”

“It’s Christmas day, i’m alone again.”

“Santa, you bitch.”

“Didn’t get a damn thing from my Christmas list.”

“I wish my old girl/boy would’ve never kissed Saint Nick.”

“Santa, you player, I thought we were friends.”

“Please come back home and leave that fat man alone.”

“I know I’ve been a real bad guy.”

“My name’s made the list, more than a few times.”

“You could light up a candle for every mistake that I’ve made.”

“Wrap me up like a present and throw me away.”

“Let the bells ring on a fool’s holiday.”

“I swear that I’m more than just broken promises.”

“Do not open til you’ve got forever to spend with me on a fool’s holiday.”

“Everybody waits for Christmas, but for me it’s New Year’s day.”

“Everywhere there’s joy around this festive time of year and happiness has never felt so far away.”

“I’m not supposed to feel this way.”

“All that I want this year for Christmas in New Year’s day.”

“It’s only seven days till Christmas. Six more till New Year’s day.”

“I remember how I used to feel, at Christmas..”

“Now last year’s summer romance, is this year’s winter blues.”

“Now i hope you’re happy with yourself, ‘cause i’m not laughing.”

“Don’t you think it’s kind of crappy what you did this holiday?”

“When i gave you my heart, you ripped it apart like wrapping paper trash.”

“Merry Christmas, kiss my ass!”

“I’m tearing down decorations, they remind me of your smile.”

“I hate that mistletoe, it makes me think of our first kiss.”

“I’m jingle belling and everyone’s yelling.”

“We’ll drink 'til the bars shut us down. Ain’t that just what Christmas is all about?”

“Merry Christmas, bitch!”

OTAYURI HEADCANONS

♢ Otabek had friend crush on Yuri for years before he found the courage to talk to him. 

♢ Yuri have also noticed Otabek before and secretly thought he looked cool.

♢ After Otabek finally spoke to Yuri, they basically became besties the very same day.

♢ Otabek meeting Yuri’s cat was a big deal for Yuri. The cat instantly took a liking to him.

♢  They have been friends for over 2 years before they started dating.

♢ They both kind of knew after only a few months of friendship that they would eventually become something more, but they didn’t rush. Yuri didn’t really feel ready for it and Otabek was not comfortable with dating someone so young, so they waited. They’ve never talked about it, but either of them minded.

♢ It all started after their first kiss. Which was very much unplanned and just kind of happened. They’ve been hanging out at Yuri’s apartment late in the evening, watching some action movie, both dead tired after all day of training. Yuri was kind of lying on Otabek’s shoulder, which wasn’t unusual for them at all, but for some reason, it was different that day. Yuri was about to fall asleep when Otabek hugged him tighter and nuzzled his hair. They both looked at each other and somehow knew.

♢ The kiss was unhurried and chaste and ended with Yuri yawning. They both laughed at it and decided it’s time to go sleep. They fell asleep in each other’s arms that night.

♢ They haven’t talked about it the next morning. There was no need to.

♢ First time they called each other boyfriends was when they were hanging out with other skaters before a competition. They weren’t really doing anything special like kissing or even holding hands, but everyone knew. Of course, JJ just had to tease them “Oh look at our lovebirds. What are you now, boyfriends?” Yuri just grabbed Otabek’s hand and yelled “We are, jackass!”

♢ Them meeting Viktor and Yuuri as a pair was basically like meeting Yuri’s parents.

♢ Speaking about Yuri’s family, his grandfather knows. Yuri haven’t told him yet, but he knows his grandson too well. He came to Otabek before a competition once and told him “You look like a good kid and I can see you make my Yurochka happy. Please, be good to him. He may look tough, but he has a gentle soul.” He also asked him to not tell Yuri he knows, because he wants to him tell himself when he is ready. Otabek was really touched (he may cry inside… in a manly way) and promised he won’t hurt him or tell him anything.

♢ They are not fans of PDA. Otabek is very private person and Yuri spends too much time around Viktor and Yuuri to know how annoying it is to other people. Because of this, people usually assume they are just best friends. They don’t mind.

♢ They are the fashion boyfriends™.

♢ Their relationship is long-distanced because of their professions, but except them constantly missing each other, it’s not such a problem for them. For example, neither of them is a jealous, so they never fought for of hanging out with other male skaters. They completely trust each other.

♢ Otabek was insistent about waiting for Yuri’s 18th birthday with sex. No matter how much Yuri yelled at him because of it.

♢ When Otabek retired, he moved to Russia for Yuri and became coach there.

♢ They got engaged the next year after that. It was Otabek who proposed and unlike their first kiss, it was planned. Otabek was so nervous about it he couldn’t sleep for weeks.

♢ Yuri said yes. Also, he cried a little, which he’d never admit.

dear incoming freshmen,

1. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IF YOU ARE BRINGING COFFEE/ETC. TO SCHOOL GET A SPILLPROOF CUP. rn i am flashing back to the month old coffee that got spilled in my locker, and how much i gagged whilst trying to clean it up. everything smelled like spoiled milk and it was awful. please get a spillproof cup.

2.you won’t need half the stuff you think you do. literally just get one big binder, some lined paper, a couple pens/pencils, and some highlighters.

3. don’t fuck w/ your sleep schedule. i speak from experience.

4. if you take gym, always bring your gym clothes even on the first day of class.

5. be nice to your teachers and they will let things slide. (i.e. late work, your inevitable sass)

6. holy shit don’t lose your textbooks/required reading/library books. pls just don’t.

7. always do the required reading because the one day you don’t will be the day there’s a goddamn pop quiz. also try to buy your own copy of the required reading, because a) the school copies are usually really old and gross and b) you can mark yours up. its super helpful to highlight and write in the margins, and then you dont need to take notes!!!

8. nobody really cares if you date/don’t date.

9. speaking of dating, DONT DATE THE SENIORS JESUS CHRIST 

10. be nice to yourself. one bad grade isn’t the end of the world.

11. im gonna repeat this because it’s crucial: BUY A MOTHERFUCKING SPILLPROOF CUP.

12. don’t stand in the middle of the damn hallway. pick a side. don’t walk slow/text while walking either.

13. your english teacher will either be super chill and or satan spawn, there is no in between.

14. bring ur headphones. bring ur charger.

15. when you do shakespeare try to watch the film versions too. the plays aren’t meant to be read, they are meant to be watched and it will make understanding so much easier.

16. be nice to your friends. they’ll let you copy their homework.

17. don’t fuck around with your grades tho. pls try your hardest because all those D’s will kill your college choices.

18. don’t be nervous, it’s just another school  year. you’ll do great :)

love,

a sophomore who’s done her time

BTS as things my brother said while driving

seokjin: it’s okay i curse when i drive because what happens in the car stays in the car
yoongi: i hate everyone on the road
hoseok: oH MY GOD PLEASE MOVE I’M HUNGRY
namjoon: it was late at night and dark and i ran through a pot hole that made me have a heart attack to the point i thought i dented the car but then i got down to check and it’s okay - what do you mean switch on the lights
jimin: i have my signal on why won’t people let me go i’M A NICE PERSON
taehyung: please people have mercy on me and let me cut into your lane
jungkook: *lets car in front of him go and person doesn’t gesture a thanks* YOU’RE GOD DAMNED WELCOME

I'm trash for...

…this poisoned!Red plot they have coming down the line. I’m basically just scrolling back through the Lizzington tag and reading all those great theories and blurbs and fanfic stuff you wonderful people have posted. I’m so desperate for Liz to care about what happens to Red. 😭

Originally posted by disneyandplaidshirts

  • therapist: what seems to be the problem
  • jack: it's nick. Every time I mention or talk to his wife he goes crazy
  • therapist: how so
  • jack: he'll just threaten me or shout at me and stuff
  • therapist: what do you think of his wife
  • jack: well she's alright, a nice girl to talk to...why ask
  • *therapist pulls off mask, revealing nick*
  • nick: surprISE BITCH
  • jack: OH GOD NICK PLEASE NO