god only knows what will happen

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As usual, there was bickering in the Arrowcave. But, this time, there was more than usual, as your brother Cisco was visiting.

You and Oliver were at each other’s throats. “I swear to God, Y/N, how the hell could you not know that? Isn’t your girlfriend the crazy hacker? You could’ve gotten us all -”

“Hold up,” Cisco interjected, popping his head into your conversation. He raised an eyebrow in your direction. Oliver let out a deep sigh. “Y/N, you never told me you had a girlfriend. Especially a hacker…” 

Cisco’s eyes suddenly widened as he realized what was happening. “Wait! Hacker! You only know one hacker!” He pointed towards Felicity. “You -” He pointed at you. “And you!” 

Felicity awkwardly scratched the back of her neck. “Whaaat?” She scoffed. “We’re not dating. We’re just -”

Cisco cut her off. “Oh my god, this is amazing!” Cisco embraced the two of you in a hug. You and Felicity shared a confused look. “I’ve been waiting for you two to get together forever!” Cisco turned towards you, a smile on his face. “Why haven’t you told me yet?”

You shrugged. “I… I don’t know. Thought you wouldn’t approve or something…”

“Wouldn’t approve?” Cisco scoffed. “Overwatch is gonna be sister! This is great! I love you guys!”

The unspoken rules of the Granada Holmes fandom

Herein by I shall state the rules of this fandom, as it is necessary to lay them out ever so carefully.

1. Jeremy Brett is our everything. Anything you believed in before shall vanish and will be replaced with the man otherwise known as the greatest Sherlock Holmes there ever was and ever will be.

2. Johnlock is always accepted, but in the most subtle way possible, as we are lucky enough to not have a show that is only four seasons with three two hour long episodes.

3. Most of all, this is of the utmost importance.

You do not speak of BBC Sherlock, you do not look at it, you do not follow them.

Why? Because, that fandom is what you’d call a ticking time bomb, and if you touch it, god knows what will happen to you.

Thank you, this has been granadaholmes12, signing out.

Now that Kallus is a rebel…there is a good chance he might run into Saw Gerrera….God, can you just imagine the drama and flashbacks that would cause. That would be really interesting to see and can you picture the moment and the only one who looks sympathetic is Zeb because he knows what happened.

I can officially say that 2016 has been the wildest most interesting year ever cause the Cubs just won the World Series for the first time in 108 years. We’ve only got two months in this year left, God knows what else could happen. A meteor with a bunch of giant monkeys could hit earth and I’d be like “oh okay” like it wouldn’t be unexpected at this point.

Deep Ass Sentence Starters

“When you think about people who have died, do you picture them anywhere?”
“Sometimes it freaks me out that everyone around me has a life as complex and real as my own.”
“Do you sometimes suddenly hear your own heartbeat and feel sick because… What if it suddenly stops or something?”
“I sometimes just want something really bad to happen to me. Something that’s just really awful. I don’t know why… Do you get that too?”
“I can’t stand the thought that I don’t know what’s going to happen to the world in hundreds of years.”
“Does thinking about Primary School make you sad, or happy?”
“Most pets we keep only become a fraction of our age. Do you think that if they’d know this, they’d call us gods?”
“What are you more afraid of, space or the ocean?”
“There’s no way anyone can tick everything off their bucket list. We all want too much. It’s frustrating.”
“Do you think we’re in control of our lives, generally? Or do you think we just think we are?”
“If you knew you were going to die next week, would you tell people or live the way you were till the end?”
“I think most people remember the exact moment they realised they were grown up. Because of something said to them, or something they saw… Do you remember that moment?”
“One of us is going to die first. Do you think we’ll still know each other to find out who?”
“Do you think we’re all capable of murder when it comes down to it?”
“I’m so afraid of the moment you know you’re going to die.”
“Are there things people have said to you that have legitimately changed you?”
“Why do people fear losing things that they don’t even have yet?”
“How do I know you even have a consciousness? I can’t know.”
“What do you think our purpose is?”
“What if everything is just a coincidence? For instance: What if gravity doesn’t exist? Everything has just always coincidentally fallen to the ground.”
“If nothing else, we at least won the sperm race.”
“If you could send a message to the entire world, what would you say in 30 seconds?”
“Do you think other people’s judgments motivate us or hold us back?”
“If karma was coming back to you, would it help or hurt you?”
“Right, we’ve probably had enough alcohol for the rest of the night. We’re getting way too philosophical.”

Shield of Strahd

Background:
Been playing a Curse of Strahd campaign as a Wizard with a Paladin, a Rogue, and a Cleric who’s really persistent about praising his God. I decided it would be funny to enchant the cleric’s shield with magic mouth in Strahd’s voice yelling “Shut up!” every time he praised his God. I did this in secret, so only the DM knows.

Cleric: Praise Lathander
DM: Do you say that out loud?
Cleric: Yes
DM: You hear Strahd’s voice from your shield. “Shut up!”
Cleric: Really?
Paladin: Holy shit! Your shield has a direct portal to Strahd!

The Paladin took the shield from the Cleric until they could take it to a church.
They still don’t know what really happened.

i don’t think michonne gets much recognition from the fandom as a whole for how strong she is. and i don’t mean in a physical/she’s a warrior goddess way. i mean mentally and emotionally. the women on this show get praised so much (rightfully so) for how strong they are after losing people but never michonne… they all lost siblings, parents, lovers. but yall… michonne lost her BABY. i cannot even imagine the pain. the mother child bond is so strong. there’s no other love like it imo. no love as powerful. ik we don’t know what happened exactly but imagine. she wanted to protect him and couldn’t. can you imagine the guilt and pain she felt? and most likely still feels? and the feeling of emptiness and loss? oh my god. i’m so happy rick has finally found his soulmate in her. but i’m even happier for michonne. she’s not only found her soulmate, but someone to confide in and mourn with. someone to be vulnerable and let go with. she’s found comfort in judith and carl, and in turn they’ve gotten that much needed maternal love back in their lives. this shit is just so beautiful and they all fit together like a puzzle it makes me cry.

Whatever happens tomorrow, whoever gets elected as president, there is only One who reigns Supreme and that is Jesus Christ. He was in control yesterday, He is control today and will be in control forevermore. We were not given a spirit of fear, but one of love, hope, and faith. God knows what He is doing, and we must be ready for whatever comes. We are warriors, equipped with the toughest of armors. Rest in Him, trust Him, and love others fiercely. Stay true to His word and build others up instead of bringing them down. This is how we bring His kingdom to earth. This is how we live like we are children of the Greatest King.

Viktor’s “agape”?

Guys, remember that scene when Yurio asked Viktor what “agape” was to him?

I think we’d all expected him to give an emotional speech on uncoditional love, BUT HIS ANSWER WAS JUST:

It’s sounds really shallow, like, it’s no rocket science to explain “agape” in this way, right? Viktor obviously must have known that his answer could help Yurio understand the concept better, so why didn’t he answer the question honestly? This is what happens a bit earlier:

Viktor doesn’t know what agape is at all, and thus he can’t answer when Yurio asks him about that. Viktor knows only one type of unconditional love that is God’s love (but we don’t really know whether he’s religious or not) and that’s again something that even a child could come up with when asked about “agape”. Yurio had to learn about “agape” himself, and he discovered the meaning of it when he was at the waterfall with Yuuri, thinking about his grandfather, while Viktor didn’t know anything about uncoditional love until his relationship with Yuuri progressed. He scolded Yurio for not understanding the concept, but in reality IT WAS HIM WHO HAD NO IDEA WHAT “AGAPE” IS.

But seriously, Irene faked her death, Sherlock faked his death, god knows what happened to Moriarty. Is it really that bizarre to believe BBC Sherlock as a whole is faking its own death only to reappear very soon stronger than ever?

The baby announcement was in the paper. Sherlock solved a case with us on Twitter. Is it really that bizarre to think Moriarty will also break the fourth wall and “hack” the BBC News to leak extra footage? No. It’s not bizarre. It’s genius. If they don’t do it then they missed a GREAT opportunity.

This whole series has been about hacks, leaks, confessions, secrets, truth, and breaking the fourth wall.

The game is on.

am i the only one who cries like a tittybaby when i think about the fact that the inquisitor i didn’t choose got nuked at the conclave

like, adaar/cadash/lavellan/trevelyan still had every reason to be there. there were spies and noble delegates and leliana hired qunari mercs. they were theeeerree

the same thing happens in DAO with the warden you don’t choose

brosca starves to death in a prison cell while beraht does god knows what to your family to punish you, aeducan is exiled to the deep roads and presumably killed by darkspawn or turned into a broodmother, mahariel gets tainted and dies horribly and painfully from the blight, tabris either gets brutalized and murdered by vaughan or imprisoned (and presumably still brutalized and murdered…), cousland gets slaughtered along with the rest of their family, and surana and amell are probably killed by abominations or become one themselves

no hope or redemption, no friendships, love stories, rivalries. no proving themselves or making their parents proud or just making a spectacle of themselves or or or

whether it’s the warden or the inquisitor i just agonize at character creation because THESE ARE MY CHILDREN AND I AM KILLING THEM /ugly sobbing

  • what she says: im fine
  • what she means: is yuzuru okay??? is he eating?? staying hydrated??? healthy???? i swear to god if he announces an injury after worlds i will,,,,,,implode???? what about shoma the Loco Child he says he's not going to add 4S but you never know with him??? i hope he's happy and lands his 4L and whatever happens i will love and cherish him....nathan??? is he ok?? pls don't injure yourself you're the only good thing in this shitstorm of a country don't break yourself and do your best at worlds!!!! and what abt boyangman i wish the best for him and his 5 quads (oh god) and i hope he does well and places high enough to do the ##iconic cowboyang program...i am not prepared we're all going to die oh my goodn

maggie is the most selfless person??????? she let alex put kara first not only for the concert thing but afterwards when there’s no doubt she would’ve wanted to spend time with her after what happened and i just!!!!!!!!! god knowing that nerd she probably feels bad for not checking in with her at the deo when alex didn’t show up honestly i can’t believe i stan a legend when will this woman get the recognition she deserves

I Swear This Happens In MCGA
  • Anyone who has ever seen Magnus with Alex Fierro: Come on, we know you have a crush on Alex, just go ask her out!
  • Magnus *as he is staring directly at Alex*: Crush? What crush? Candy Crush? No, the only crushing here is the crushed bones in Viking Crochet to the Death, I don't have a crush

Friend: Hey what’s wrong?
Me: Oh, it’s nothing
Me in my head: In episode one of Lazy Town when Stephanie arrives there the kids make it seem like they’ve never heard of Sportacus, and make the idea of exercising seem ridiculous like its never happened before. However the mayor knows of him but makes it sound like he hasn’t been there for a long time (he even forgets his name, and identifies him by the 9 on his chest) But in the next episode Ziggy and the Mayor mention Sportacus doing a sports day where he played baseball with the kids one year ago. However, a few episodes later Sportacus says that he’s never played baseball before, and if one year has passed how did everyone forget about Sportacus in such a short time? Sportacus also makes it sound like he’s never really associated with Lazy Town before Stephanie contacts him in the first episode. There is also the fact that in the episode where Robbie Rotten dresses up as a pirate, in the history book (although outdated, by how long not sure as stated by Trixie, as the show started in 2004, but the history book goes from about 1700-1900 something.) a person that looks eerily similar to Sportacus and a Rotten ancestor are in the book. So, therefore, a possible explanation is that “Sportacus” is either a title passed on from one person to the next, or Sportacus has been around since the book has. Meaning that he could either be able to reincarnate, or he has been alive for all that time, and when he gets hurt he changes his number so people don’t get suspicious. Alternitavely, Sportacus could be a sort of spirit watching over the town, which is why he keeps showing up. Anyways, this explains in the first episode, why robbie says “another one?!” When he sees sportacus. Which means that, in the timeline before Stephanie gets there, number 9 Sportacus is being active with the kids, and plays baseball with them for his sports stunt. Something happens to him (or maybe the town says they don’t need him around all the time anymore so he flies away for a while?) and Robbie Rotten takes the opportunity to make lazy town lazy again in a short period of time (he has shown multiple times to quickly win the kids over with candy and video games etc.). Before Sportacus comes back, since a person like Stephanie isn’t around to warn Sportacus about Robbie’s schemes, he is able to plug the pipes around town so the people can communicate with him anymore. Therefore, the crystal doesn’t go off when he leaves for a while, and he thinks everything is fine and goes back to his island in the north sea. Summertime arrives, and thats when Stephanie arrives, to see lazy town in the condition that it is in in the first episode. So while Sportacus is some sort of supernatural entity (Robbie does call him an elf because of his hat in the show, and he’s one in the plays the show is based off of) Robbie’s ancestors must have been dedicated to trying to get rid of Sportacus, which is why he’s so adament about getting him to leave. Also, the kids forgetting about Sportacus along with the mayor sort of makes sense if you put into context that one year is a long time for kids, and they easily could have forgotten, especially after playing video games and eating junk food all the time. And the mayor characteristically is a bit dopey, as the stress of running a town and keeping ms busybody happy must have caused him to simply forgot sportacus existed.

“A few months ago, my friend drowned in a swimming pool while I was with him. We were just hanging out. I was cooking for us. Then I stepped away to take a phone call, and when I came back, he was face down at the bottom of the pool. I was only gone for a few minutes. I don’t even know what happened. He never told me that he couldn’t swim. I tried CPR and he was still alive when the ambulance came. I prayed so hard. I called everyone I knew and asked them to pray. I called prayer lines. Everyone prayed for him at church. I was hoping that everything would be OK and that this could just be part of my testimony. I was hoping I could say: ‘I dedicated my life to God, and here’s what happened.’ But my friend passed away. He’d actually been dead the entire time I was praying. And it’s been so confusing for me. Because right before this happened, I’d been feeling so close to God. I was volunteering at church. I was going to midweek services. I was reading books. I was giving more of my money. I was partying less. I was trying to stay positive, and be mindful, and use less bad words. And I felt so close to God. I’d have conversations with him while standing on the subway platform. But it’s been hard lately. It’s hard to read my Bible verses. I’m scared to ask for anything. I say ‘thank you’ when I wake up every morning, but anything beyond that is very difficult.”

I love Journey and Abzu, and it’s my personal headcanon that the two ancient civilizations existed at the same time and had contact.

While the Journey people didn’t seem godless, the Abzu people seemed way more into gods and religion.

Also, it’s obvious that the Journey people had a civil war over recourses, but it isn’t as clear what happened to the Abzu people because we only see one person using a war machine. I like to think a leader of the Abzu people saw the Journey people fighting and decided to control the Abzu people’s recourses to try and prevent it happening to them, but turned into a dictator and things just went downhill from there.

I know the ancients in Journey have white faces, but I think it might be because they’re spirits because they seem to have black faces in the murals.

i went into dragon age real strong and then i came out angry about mage rights and crying about feathery apostates

@ all people, who think soukoku didn’t get enough time and think it’s unfair or @ those who think the anime should have included “Chuuya’s exhale” before using corruption…

the Kunikida and Tanizaki fight against Lovecraft and Steinbeck got reduced to maybe 4 minutes. I want to say this was a defining character scene for Tanizaki, that got rushed over.

the anime took away some of Lucy’s importance to the plot. Not only did she save Atsushi from Moby Dick but also did she gave him the idea of cooperating with the mafia. We don’t know what might happen if she hadn’t said that

The anime left out all sympathy Steinbeck had for Q. They took away his redeeming personality traits. The moment he told Q, that God doesn’t love him, he said that to himself as well as it can be seen in later chapter. Anime watcher probably think of him as a huge asshole

They cut out everything about this. This is such an important moment. It shows how truly affected Kunikida still is by this event. And that Sasaki’s and Rokuzo’s death are motivating and pushing him to save people. But also did the anime create a plothole since Kunikida wasn’t cursed even tho he should have been since he attacked Steinbeck’s grapes


but ok, if Chuuya’s breathing is that one thing you would like to change, then go on

The anime didn’t give the characters, that arent Atsushi or Dazai, enough depth and shine imo… The pacing in the 2nds season is awkward and it’s keeping the anime from being an amazing show :/

sweaterboi update!!

ANON ASKED IF IVE EVER DRAWIN SWEATER BOI

and the answer is yes LOL!!! it was only once tho…

well i guess since first semester is over i should give an update as to what happened STORY TIME!!!

I SWEAR HE SHOWED UP TO CLASS IN HIS BEST OUTFIT (bc yanno…. last day of class so gotta make an impression right???) (IT WAS SO CUTE SINCE HE WAS SORT OF SLEEPY STILL) but he was wearing the cutest sweater over a button up I WAS STEAMI NG

AND YOU KNOW ME, ive been smitten since day one, but wanted to play it cool. i took my chinese final and decided to wait for him outside the class (i got a 100/100 on my chinese final gOD BLESS)

i should have said it earlier, but i was actually preparing a gift for him for chirstmas. i was handknitting him a scarf and bought him cute packaged lotion since minneosta winters can sometimes be BRUTAL. i spent the previous night knitting his scarf but realized i wasnt going to finish in time, so i decided to cut my losses and just write him a letter. it would probably be the last TIME ill ever see him in my entire life, so it wouldnt hurt to sort of like…. indirectly confess??? even if it was still platonic in the end, i wanted to let him know. MY FRIEND DOOBS WAS HYPING ME UP TO GIVE IT TO HIM AFTER HE FINISHED HIS FINAL AND MY HANDS WERE SHAKING THE WHOLE TIME

i decided to wait a distance away from the classroom since it would seem awkward if i just waited for him so closely. unfortunately from where i sat, he could leave the classroom another route and i wouldnt be able to notice since library shelves were arranged into aisles. AND LADY LUCK HAS NEVER ALWAYS BEEN ON MY SIDE and i waited….

and waited….

and waited…

and he just never came to where i was waiting….

i had waited until even the professor left the classroom

unfortunately all stories must come to an end, even the good ones!

well i was already anticipating and expecting the worse so it wasnt that bad as one might assume. sure he might not ever know my feelings, but i guess i was sort of okay??? i mean its like he’ll go back home and continue on with his life, and ill just be tucked away in the corner of his memory??? im okay now tho if youre wondering LOL

just another antic to add to my ever spiraling shoujo nonexistent love life 8^)