god of hot dads

anonymous asked:

Bleach ending 25 - think it's called Last moment? This one shows all the characters practically. Then there is ending 23 where it shows lots of the characters wearing modern clothes. Also there is opening 7 where it corresponds to the arrancar arc and shows them also. There could be more, but its been awhile since I 've seen them. Animators change openings and endings very frequently with the anime.

OH MY GOD, BARRAGAN ACTUALLY IS PIMP DAD???

YOU CAN’T LOOK HOT IN OFFICE CLOTHING THAT’S JUST NOT FAIR

AIZEN’S CREW LOOKING BAMF

LILYNETTE HONEY IM SORRY BUT YOU’RE BOUT TA GET WRECKED

THIS IMAGE HEALED MY SOUL AND GAVE ME NEW LIFE 💙💙💙💙

NOBODY INTENDED FOR THAT TO BE THE GAY BAR, BUT HARRIBEL JUST MADE THAT MANY WOMEN REALIZE THEIR SEXUALITY


I’M SO GLAD I WITNESSED THIS ENDING THANK YOU ANON💙💙💙

Jin and JK’s ‘Adult’ Poem

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if mulder and scully got to raise their kids pt 2

“oh you think your parents making out is gross? well check this out-”

“guys please please please dont embarrass me at this dance! i said i was sorry for insulting your outfits” 

“say mulder, is that the macarena playing?”

 “mulder they just asked you to not be so loud with your cheering, they didn’t banish you from the grounds”

“you banish my cheering you banish me”

“mulder our son got one base”

*voice cracking* “thats my boy”

“mom dad look at the trick i just taught daggoo- wait what-AAAAAAAAA OH MYGOSH BUY A LOCK ALREADYAAAAAAAAAA”

“whats wrong with your dad?”

“i just said i didnt believe in aliens-”

“why is mom grinning like that?”

“i just said i didn’t believe in aliens-”

“what did you do to uncle john?”

“I JUST SAID I DIDNT BELIEVE IN ALIENS”

“say it will, say it to our faces”

“dad-”

“c’mon. you’re embarrassed of us arent you”

“dad”

“and thats why you wont introduce us to your girlfriend”
“dAAd-”

 “this was taken at an OFFICIAL FBI party? jeez, now i get why uncle skinner is so grumpy with you two”

“hey mulder remember when i was in labor for twenty seven hours with your  son and you bought me a used copy of superstars of the superbowl”

“uh because youre my superstar?”

“mom that was kind of sweet-”

“he’d given me that same copy three times before”

“oh my god are they making out in our DRIVEWAY AFTER CURFEW- EMILY SCULLY GET BACK HERE-”

“oh you want to wear that to the dance? how about i try it on and lets see if you still want to”

“MOM!!!!”

“i cannot believe she fell asleep after that scary story you read her”

“i think someone owes someone ten bucks”

“dad is it okay if i go hang out with my friends instead of the conspiracy theory lecture today, we could go to a diff- stop giving me that disappointed look”

“uh, mr. william’s dad, my mom said alien hunting isn’t a real job so why are you at career day?”

“uh, emily? is mom… cool?”

“well she just kicked dads ass in paintball…”


“ohmygod dont look Will theyre at it again”

“scully what would you think of a trip to Blue Falls, Minnesota?”

“we’re not going to the ufo conference-”

“they have the worlds biggest ball of yarn-”

“no.”

“god isnt your mom hot?”

“EEEWWW DAD GOD EWWWWW”

Dad 76 wearing an aloha shirt is my aesthetic tbh

Nine-tenths of Happiness

Raleigh’s been having a one-night stand with the same person for the past seven months.

“You going already?” Said a drowsy voice.

Raleigh looked up, startled from where he’d been gathering clothes in the dark.

Guiltily, he realized that his bedmate was awake, sleepiness evaporating from the cat-like green eyes as Chuck sat up and drank in the sight of him naked and bent over at the foot of the bed. Normally, the lone dimple and general shirtlessness would have had him tackling the younger man into bed. But he couldn’t stay here, in this room, in this apartment with Chuck. He felt stifled. This had to end.

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I know I’m not the first to say this, but for a God your dad is pretty hot.”
“Please stop. I don’t like to think about it.” “Think about it!”

Don’t Make it Weird

“Is it weird if I say that your dad’s really hot?”

The question came out of Eren’s mouth without even thinking about it. He hadn’t meant to say it, had only been thinking to himself about how hot his best friend’s dad is. 

“Huh?” 

Mikasa looked over at him, eyebrow cocked in a silent question that had Eren looking away to fiddle with his shoelaces. They were suddenly more interesting than facing the girl next to him, especially since he didn’t feel like explaining himself. 

“Yeah,” Mikasa said with a nod, “it is. Please don’t tell me that you’re actually into my dad.” When Eren said nothing, he could feel her eyes boring into his skin, jaw dropped in shock and she punched him in the arm. “Eren!”

He whined, leaning away from her as he cradled his arm and rubbed the spot that he knew was going to bruise the next day. “What? Why did you punch me?” 

“You can’t possibly be into my dad.”

Eren grumbled to himself, a blush riding high on his cheeks. He definitely was into Mr. Ackerman. Couldn’t help it. 

“Gross,” she groaned and let her hands reach up to rub at her face.

“Listen,” Eren tried his hand at defending himself, “it’s not my fault your dad is hot as shit. God. Maybe you should tell him to turn down his hotness a couple notches.”

He could have laughed at the incredulous look she gave him. Could even feel the headache himself from how hard she rolled her eyes. He watched as she shook her head, running her tongue over her teeth as if she wanted to say something but refrained from it. 

“I swear to God if I find out you’re fucking my dad,” she paused, sliding off the tire swing she had been sitting on and pointed a stern finger at him, “you’re in a whole new world of hurt.”

Eren snorted. “What? Gonna cut my dick off?”

“Don’t tempt me.” 

He held his hands up in defense, following her inside. Internally beating himself up, he plopped down on the couch with a small groan as Mikasa made her way into the kitchen. Of course, he had planned to tell her… at some point. Like after they graduated high school and Ere was of legal age. At the moment, he was only 17 just like Mikasa. He never actually planned on anything happening between him and Levi, but a teenage boy can dream. 

“God you’re disgusting.” Mikasa’s voice snapped him out of his thoughts and he glanced over in time to catch the water bottle that she threw at him. “Of all the hot guys in our school you have to be into—”

“Who’s into who?”

They looked over their shoulders, watching as her dad walked in, using a hand towel to wipe off the grease that had collected on his hands from working on the old car in their driveway. His eyebrows raised as they just stared at him. 

“What?”

Eren clenched his jaw, looking away as he elbowed Mikasa next to him. 

“Nothing. It’s nothing. Don’t worry about it,” she waved him off and turned forward again so that she could turn on the T.V. “Just high school drama. You’re too old for that.”

Eren could hear him walking closer to them, tensing as Levi gripped the back of the couch and leaned closer. “Me? Old?” He scoffed, hand reaching up to ruffle Mikasa’s hair. 

“Dad!” 

Never would Eren ever get used to hearing the older man’s deep chuckle, especially the one that rumbled deep in his chest. It suited him and Eren would be lying if he said that he didn’t think of it often. Maybe too often. 

“You guys hungry?” Levi asked as he walked away and into the kitchen. 

Eren let his eyes linger on the other’s frame for a second too long, admiring his back muscles and the way his shirt clung to his body in the perfect way because of his sweat. Couldn’t help but shamelessly check out his ass. 

“You’re unbelievable,” Mikasa muttered. 

“And your dad is really fucking hot.”


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psychedemigod  asked:

Thomas having a kid with Martha but she dies, and when he goes back to teaching the school board pities him and allows his kid to be in his class, and Pip immediately likes them. So Thomas invites Pip over for a play date and oh god his dad is hot and single and they end up kissing while their kids are playing with legos.

Ham and Jefferson really love when the kids good to a friend’s birthday party so they van have ‘playdates’ of their own WINK WONK