god of hell fire

Oops……….dick slip. Well I know that this dick slip is Absolutely Positively Completely Intentional buy it’s so hot that I wanted to share it with you guys. Beautiful Perfect Circumcised White Man Penis. Isn’t he sexy and hot guys? I love this guy he’s Fucking Incredibly Hot!!! God Damn It That’s HOT As Satin Fucking Hell Fire!!!

KEITH  IS SO SERIOUS AND PASSIONATE ABOUT THIS SAVING THE UNIVERSE STUFF LIKE GOD DAMN

LOOK AT HIS MUG WHEN HES TALKING ABOUT STUFF RELATED TO THE TEAM AND SAVING THE UNIVERSE AND TEAMWORK AMD THAT THING

Also do not mess with this boys team he will reign literal hell fire down on you with all his god damn emotions

or idk just pout whenever he see’s the symbols associated with someone who hurt his team 

Anyway Keith’s low key a hero cartoon protagonist with bright ideals mixed with a practical mind and i enjoy him

Religion has actually convinced people…that there’s an invisible man, living in the sky, who watches everything you do, every minute of every day.  And the invisibly man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things he has a special place full of fire, and smoke and burning and torture, and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and scream and cry forever and ever, til the end of time. But he loves you.
—  George Carlin

“You will never get away from me, Stanley Pines!”

Stan hit him good but not good enough. He’s still alive there somewhere inside his head ~<3

I betrayed Stan and drew this little shit!

But That’s not all!!! I have something special to you guys: Fire animation tutorial!!! Just keep reading and you can found it <3

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I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead;
I lift my lids and all is born again.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)

The stars go waltzing out in blue and red,
And arbitrary blackness gallops in:
I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead.

I dreamed that you bewitched me into bed
And sung me moon-struck, kissed me quite insane.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)

God topples from the sky, hell’s fires fade:
Exit seraphim and Satan’s men:
I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead.

I fancied you’d return the way you said,
But I grow old and I forget your name.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)

I should have loved a thunderbird instead;
At least when spring comes they roar back again.
I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)
—  Sylvia Plath, Mad Girl’s Love Song

عن أنس بن مالك، عن الرسول صلى الله عليه وسلم قال: “ أنَّ اللهَ يقول لِأهونِ أهلِ النارِ عذابًا : لو أنَّ لك ما في الأرضِ من شيءٍ كنتَ تفتدي به ؟ قال : نعم ، قال : فقد سألتُك ما هو أهونُ من هذا وأنت في صُلبِ آدمَ : أن لا تشركَ بي ، فأبَيتَ إلا الشِّركَ” صحيح البخاري

Narrated Anas: The Prophet (ﷺ) said, “Allah will say to that person of the (Hell) Fire who will receive the least punishment, ‘If you had everything on the earth, would you give it as a ransom to free yourself (i.e. save yourself from this Fire)?’ He will say, 'Yes.’ Then Allah will say, 'While you were in the backbone of Adam, I asked you much less than this, i.e. not to worship others besides Me, but you insisted on worshipping others besides me.’ " Sahih al-Bukhari 3334
In-book reference : Book 60, Hadith 9
USC-MSA web (English) reference : Vol. 4, Book 55, Hadith 551

“I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead;
I lift my lids and all is born again.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)

The stars go waltzing out in blue and red,
And arbitrary blackness gallops in:
I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead.

I dreamed that you bewitched me into bed
And sung me moon-struck, kissed me quite insane.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)

God topples from the sky, hell’s fires fade:
Exit seraphim and Satan’s men:
I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead.

I fancied you’d return the way you said,
But I grow old and I forget your name.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)

I should have loved a thunderbird instead;
At least when spring comes they roar back again.
I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)”

— 

Mad Girl’s Love Song

Sylvia Plath 

“I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead;
I lift my lids and all is born again.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)

The stars go waltzing out in blue and red,
And arbitrary blackness gallops in:
I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead.

I dreamed that you bewitched me into bed
And sung me moon-struck, kissed me quite insane.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)

God topples from the sky, hell’s fires fade:
Exit seraphim and Satan’s men:
I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead.

I fancied you’d return the way you said,
But I grow old and I forget your name.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)

I should have loved a thunderbird instead;
At least when spring comes they roar back again.
I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)”

—  Sylvia Plath - Mad Girl’s Love Song
"Sh*t my boyfriend mutters to himself while playing online games" Starter Sentences
  • "Oh dear."
  • "Okay, I don't know where _______ is."
  • "Damn it."
  • "Oh look! Elves. Good."
  • "Oooh. I did it. I got in. Holy shit."
  • "I'm a monk."
  • "Awh, that's bullshit!"
  • "So, where the fuck is s/he?!"
  • "He's glitched himself..."
  • "So, where's fucking _______?"
  • "I don't think I have any money left. But I have ________."
  • "There's 4 of them. 4 giant fucking fires."
  • "FUCKING HELL, THAT FACE!"
  • "OH MY GOD, SHE'S EVEN WORSE IN RED."
  • "Oh my god, this is horrendous!"
  • "I love that, that's amazing!"
  • "Collect 5 men. I'm a woman. That should be easy."
  • "I GET A HORSE! YEAH! I get a fucking horse in this one!"
  • "I'll get a really shit sword."
  • "Oh god, that's expensive!"
  • "Aaaaaand, I have no money."
  • "Every now and then I - FUCK!"
  • "No. Pls no. Don't touch the poor woman. No one loves me."
  • "I can now pay to upgrade my troops... YEAH."
  • "Actually now, I could get money... By going into the tavern..."
  • "No, you won't hunt bandits with us, you badass motherfucker."
  • "It's just a floating fucking crossbow."
  • "I'm moving... I can't do that."
  • "I was so close and I missed..."
  • "Aaaaand, I shot him in the arse."
  • "He's an elf so it doesn't matter."
  • "Right. Money. Good. Where am I going?"
  • "Awwwwh, fuck me. That's bullshit."
  • "How did they get a troll in the cavern?! I-it's called Trolldor."
Mad Girl's Love Song

By Sylvia Plath

I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead;
I lift my lids and all is born again.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)

The stars go waltzing out in blue and red,
And arbitrary blackness gallops in:
I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead.

I dreamed that you bewitched me into bed
And sung me moon-struck, kissed me quite insane.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)

God topples from the sky, hell’s fires fade:
Exit seraphim and Satan’s men:
I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead.

I fancied you’d return the way you said,
But I grow old and I forget your name.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)

I should have loved a thunderbird instead;
At least when spring comes they roar back again.
I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)

I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead;
I lift my lids and all is born again.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)

The stars go waltzing out in blue and red,
And arbitrary blackness gallops in:
I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead.

I dreamed that you bewitched me into bed
And sung me moon-struck, kissed me quite insane.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)

God topples from the sky, hell’s fires fade:
Exit seraphim and Satan’s men:
I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead.

I fancied you’d return the way you said,
But I grow old and I forget your name.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)

I should have loved a thunderbird instead;
At least when spring comes they roar back again.
I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)

—-

Mad Girl’s Love Song

Sylvia Plath

—-

Graphic - Alphonse Mucha

THE SIGNS AS GODS & GODDESSES
  • Aries: God of Fire & the Seven Circles of Hell, punishing the sinners and heretics
  • Taurus: Goddess of the Home & Hearth, protecting our loved ones and our shelter
  • Gemini: God of Scholars & Education, watches over the spread of information and knowledge
  • Cancer: Goddess of Women, all things soft & feminine
  • Leo: God of Animals & Children, all things wild & free
  • Virgo: Goddess of Snow & Natural Phenomena, cruel yet natural and beautiful
  • Libra: God of Justice & Beauty, vain yet fair
  • Scorpio: Goddess of Death & Darkness, the dead and the afraid
  • Sagittarius: God of Travel & Adventure, new experiences and foreign affairs
  • Capricorn: Goddess of Success & Fame, fortune and notoriety. The She-wolf of Wall Street
  • Aquarius: God of Discovery & Technology, all things metal and shiny
  • Pisces: Goddess of the Ocean & Emotion, the seas are at the mercy of her moods
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عن أبي هريرة، عن الرسول صلى الله عليه وسلم قال: “ إنَّ العبدَ ليتكلَّمُ بالكلمةِ من رضوانِ اللهِ ، لا يُلقي لها بالًا ، يرفعُ اللهُ بها درجاتٍ ، وإنَّ العبدَ ليتكلَّمُ بالكلمةِ من سخطِ اللهِ ، لا يُلقي لها بالًا ، يهوي بها في جهنَّمَ” صحيح البخاري

Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet; said, “A slave (of Allah) may utter a word which pleases Allah without giving it much importance, and because of that Allah will raise him to degrees (of reward): a slave (of Allah) may utter a word (carelessly) which displeases Allah without thinking of its gravity and because of that he will be thrown into the Hell-Fire.” Sahih al-Bukhari 6478 In-book reference: Book 81, Hadith 67

Sometimes the Spirit of God not only furnishes light for your mind and hell-fire in your conscience, but heaven-fire in your affections. From the Word He makes Christ so visible in His excellencies and sufficiency for all your needs that your affections begin to desire Him. These glimpses of Jesus and of God’s mercy through Him are so luscious that you begin to taste sweetness in hearing of them, which stirs up further desire in you so that finally you must have the desire of your heart: ‘I must have Christ!’
—  William Gurnall, in The Christian In Complete Armor