Fucktard || Max x Reader
Prompt: You’re a new camper at Camp Campbell, there for ‘detective camp’ and everyone’s on the fence about you, especially after the whole Jermy Fartz debacle.
Warnings: Swearing, it’s in the goddamn title too. Reader is a two-faced little shit, but in an okay-ish way. ‘suicidal jokes’ ie ‘i want to kill myself’ type jokes. It’s Camp Camp, there’s a whole bunch of ‘nasty jokes’, gender-neutral reader
Author’s Notes: You’re like 10. It’s Max from Camp Camp. You’re 10.
You rolled your shoulders back as you hopped off the bus, thanking the Quartermaster for bringing you to the camp - to which he responded with ‘grumblegrumblejewsgrumble’.
You shrugged and adjusted your turtleneck, rolling up your sleeves higher as you carried about your folded up black trench coat to the site. Awaiting you had been whom you assumed was one or the only camp counselor and three kids beside him.
“Hello there! You must be [Name]!” The counselor said with a bright smile, obviously too cheery for his own good. You gave a simple smile and nodded.
“I’m David, one of the counselor’s here.”
“Nice to meet you.” You said politely, smiling reluctantly - though it came in smoothly, as if not forced.