god if i could marry a movie

what i thought when i watched  “ a date with markiplier “ video

  • wait … we can choose our story 
  • wow … i actually have a valentine date this year 
  • that chef does not look friendly 
  • romance or horror ? you mean love or death right 
  •  looks like i am gonna spend the rest of the day finding all the endings
  • oops i accidentally killed mark
  • well looks like dark is my date now
  • wait .. is that Tyler with mark on his face ? 
  • wait whAt ?!? nooo i wanted to marry mark for real 
  • could you imagine dating mark ? 
  • nice pony tail mark 
  • LET . HIM . DIG . THE . GOD . DAMN . HOLE 
  • it litterily 10 min of this , help 
  • “ let me see what in your pants “ “ excuse me ? “ 
  • wow i actually killed someone 
  • “ looks like you choose wrong “  “ naaah i’m good “ 
  • sooooo are we gonna talk about tyler’s ass ? 
  • oops killed mark again 
  • FIRST RULE OF HORROR MOVIES : never . split . up 
  • am i the only one who tapped the screen like an idiot 
  • did i mention i killed mark 
  • wait , i am  allergic to peanut butter AND tuna , HEELP 
  • DAMN IT ! i knew i was a dog all along 
  • *sigh* what the hell was in that dinner 
KSI killed me
  • I have ASCENDED it was PERFECT
  • Oh boy where do I even begin
  • THE CINEMATOGRAPHY??? The absolute BEAUTY and genius behind every shot? Holy crap I have no words
  • In addition, the music! The soundtrack! THIS is how you use music to enhance and add to a story. Wow
  • I can’t decide if Tom had a better entrance as Conrad, or singing Cold Cold Heart because good lord, I really cannot decide like both left me breathless
  • The story was practically seamless and just worked in so many ways. It was different, it was new, it was a super fresh take on Kong, but it was exciting and intense and flowed so well.
  • The character development of EVERYONE. There was not a weak character of the bunch and honestly everyone was amazing.
  • Conrad’s GUNS
  • Conrad’s OTHER GUNS
  • Also Conrad is Freddie Page’s son FIGHT ME ON THIS
  • Please, for the love of god, give an Oscar to whoever came up with the idea for the samurai scene
  • It was funny, but not overly so, in every way a movie should be. One liners, moments of laughter to break the tension, things you don’t expect.
  • No unnecessary romance between two heterosexual white leads can I get an AMEN
  • Brie Larson, marry me? Your smile could cure cancer?
  • Honestly, one of the best movies that I’ve seen in a very, very long time. Will 200% put Tom on the mainstream map, and will be talked about for a long time.
  • K guys I feel like I’ve come down from a high holy moly

anonymous asked:

how'd you think even would propose to ikea? * cue heart eyes mushy

Even and ikea proposal huh? :P let’s see what I can do! This one has been in my inbox awhile… but I really do love it.

Tell me how ya’ll think a proposal would go down!



Isak looks up from the Christmas tree where he had been stringing lights. “Hmm?”

Even fidgets from his place on the couch and Isak shoots him a look. Even never fidgets. He’s like the coolest person in the world and the coolest person remains fucking cool all the time. The only time Isak ever sees Even disheveled is when he’s having a bad day. Okay or when they’re having sex, but who can maintain a cool veneer when they’re struggling not to explode?

Eve clears his throat, and wow yes this is indeed a new development. “I was thinking.”

Isak grabs a Santa-shaped ornament and hung it just above a loop of bright Christmas light, “Always dangerous.”

“Yeah yeah, fuck you,” He turns back to his nervous boyfriend. Even took a breath, “I was thinking that we’ve been together for like- ever now.”

“4 years,” Isak mutters, grabbing another ornament (it was a homemade one that Even had made in his childhood. Of course, it was much prettier than anything Isak had ever attempted, damn him). “Not that I’m counting.”

“Yeah, 4 years. And I love you. So much. And, like, you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me.”

Isak hides a grin into his shoulder, glancing back around to Even who’s staring at him with his fucking laser-beam stare. “I love you too.”

Even nods, like the words bring some kind of extra strength to him. Which is weird, because they’ve been saying that they loved each other for literally years now. Isak stiffens, fuck is he feeling an episode come on? Fuck, he thought they’d gotten the meds right the last time. It had been ages since they’d had a reoccurrence. Shit, Isak will have to switch some days around at work if he needs to take off.

Even smiles, “I can see your mind working.”

“Is everything okay?”

Isak grabs another ball to hang on the tree and Even’s assurance that everything is fine.

Behind him, Even clears his throat. “I know we agreed no presents until everyone got here, but do you see the red envelope? Open it.”

Curioser and curioser.

Neer one to say not to presents, Isak bends down, picking up the slim envelope and dragging his thumb under the flap to open it. Insider, there wasn’t a present at all. Just a piece of white paper that looked as if it had been folded and unfolded a couple of times.

The paper was split into two halves. Isak snorts at the call back to their ace methods of communication back in school. He reads on.

In this Universe, the first half headed.

The drawing was of Even and Isak, holding hands sitting on the couch and smiling with a Christmas tree in the background. They looked happy and content and everything Isak has wanted for them in the years since they’ve been together.

He moves on.

In Another Universe, the other side reads.

Isak felt his mouth go dry and knees go weak. He takes a startled breath and swallows.

The cartoon image was still of Isak and Even, but this time, Isak was standing- an elated expression on the little cartooned face.

And Even was on one knee in front of him, a little square box in his hand.

At the bottom of the second half: not all universes need to be different.

Slowly, like in a dream, Isak turned around.

And there Even was. On bended knee, looking nothing and everything  like the suave teenager he’s fallen in love with. Even shoots him a shy smile, opening his hand to see a little black leather box.

“Yes,” Isak says without hesistating.

Even opens his mouth and closes it, “You- uh- I had like a whole speech prepared.”

“Oh. Well by all means, just know that when you’re done, my answer is yes.”

Even faces splits, “That does lessen the pressure, I have to admit.” He takes a breath, “Isak. When I was 19, I saw you on the first day of school and I think I fell in love with you in that moment. You were the most beautiful boy I’d ever seen and I didn’t even look at boys like that, then. But then I got to know you, and you were everything I could have ever hoped for. You stood by me in the best of times and in the worst of times and you have never made me feel less than for being sick. It’s been a long time since school, baby, but I still look at you and see that brilliant boy in a snapback and hoodie and I want to spend the rest of my life with him. If that’s chill?”

“Oh my god,” Isak sniffs, trying to keep his eyes from filling with tears like a cheesy movie, “That’s chill.”

“Awesome. So, will you marry me?”

“Fucking- yes. Yes.”

Even stands up and slips a little gold band from the center of the box. He hold it up and waggles his eyebrows and fuck, Isak loves him so much. Isak holds out a shaking hand and when the band slips on perfectly, he immediately threads the hand in Even’s hair, pulling him down so that his lips can brush against his.

“I love you,” Isak says against Even’s lips, “this universe, next one, next one. I love you.”

Even brushes a hand over his cheek and kisses him again.

I watched Rings the other night and right after a scene where the cursed tape was played I felt my phone vibrating and my brain lost all common sense and began to panic like OH GOD THIS IS IT, SHE’S COMING FOR ME IN 7 DAYS WHY DID I WATCH THIS FUCKING MOVIE WHYYYYYYY

It turns out my husband had waited for the exact moment when the tape ended to sneakily dial my phone when I wasn’t looking so that he could scare me. 

deathchrist2000  asked:

Could you go into more detail about Luma Lynai?

Oh boy.

So if you’re a fan of Superman trivia, you might already be aware of that one story revealing how badly Superman wants to fuck his teenage cousin. And if you’ve ever wondered if you were missing some sort of critical context there: no. God, no.

It goes down in Action Comics #289 when Kara feels down after watching a sad romantic movie and decides she should make sure Kal-El finds happiness. He’s opposed, since as he notes “Married? Not I! My duty to protect Earth against various perils comes first! I’ll never marry!” (and while I’m in favor of him marrying Lois, I do have to thank Superman on behalf of all us puny mortals for his commitment), but she manages to set him up on a couple dates. The first with Helen of Troy after they break through the time barrier is a wash when Supergirl accidentally outshines her and stokes her jealousy, and a Christmas party where she tries to hook him up with Saturn Woman goes nowhere when she ends up being married to Lightning Man, making Superman kissing her under the mistletoe more than a little awkward for all parties.

Now, I don’t know what it’d be like growing up on Krypton, but no matter how different their culture would have been, given what we do know about them, I cannot begin to imagine how “Hooray!” would be the appropriate response to any aspect of this situation. Or for that matter the “I’m so happy for them!” when she sees her cousin immediately, furiously sucking face with someone purely on the basis that she looks just like her. Unfortunately(?), Ms. Lynai can’t survive under Earth’s yellow sun, so she and Superman go their separate ways and Supergirl promises to avoid meddling in his romantic life from now on. This isn’t the first time a situation came up to justify Superman and Supergirl making out, but it’s definitely the most prominent, courtesy of…

…Jerry Siegel. Well, uh, there’s your answer @deathchrist2000, on this Superman story that is irrefutably canon to his character by virtue of being by his co-creator. Tune in next time, as this blog immediately and dramatically shifts course to being about how much I like, let’s say Daredevil or something. Daredevil’s cool, probably my favorite Marvel character, and I don’t think even his lovelife ever got *this* dicey. Keep sending Daredevil or Batman or Kingdom Hearts or Dragon Ball asks or whatever, I’ll be over here rethinking my entire life and every choice I have ever made.

We Only Have Sex With The Government on Wednesdays (Trixya) -Puck

A/N: Thanks for all of the prompts you sent in! I tried to do a bit of a mishmash of everything that I saw and as many fluffy tropes as I could fit in an attempt to try and cheer people up, so here. Have an established relationship, non AU fic with playful banter, domesticity, emotionally charged song lyrics, smut, pets, puns, and proposals. I’m not even American, but I’m still messed up over these election results, so I hope that a little bit of sappy fluff can help cheer some of us up <3

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Rachel Getting Married (2008) - (dir. Johnathan Demme)

I can live with it, but I can’t forgive myself. And sometimes, I don’t want to believe in a god that could forgive me. But I do want to be sober. I’m alive and I’m present, and there’s nothing controlling me. If I hurt someone, I hurt someone. I can apologize and they can forgive me or not. But I can change.

Hello my dears !!! So this is a new story that I’m working on with my lovely @anditcametopass. Thanks a lot hon for the timeline adjustments and the editing, I couldn’t have done this without you !!!

The story takes place in LA (present time) and Sydney (memories from Cherrybrook) Let me know what you think about it, you will decide if I’ll keep writing this !!! I hope you like !!


When you woke up that day everything started wrong, it was one of those days that you should never had leave the bed. The previous night you fell asleep in your couch and when you managed to go to bed your dog thought that the bed was his and not yours, so you woke up all sore with pain in your neck, you look at the alarm clock and you were late. When you stood up you tripped on your bed and fell, definitely not your day. You showered quickly not even drying your blond locks and raced to work. You still had a few minutes so you stopped at the coffee shop on your neighborhood to grab at least a cup of coffee. There weren’t too many people in line, there were two people in front of you and you noticed someone behind you, but it was going fast.

The over smiling barista took your order and you went to the side to wait for your large latte. You were checking on your phone to see if John, your boss, called you when she called your name. You grabbed your coffee thanking her and turning around to leave but you didn’t notice that the person behind you got a little closer and you bumped into the them. All your coffee gone, on the floor and on the person.

“Watch out, lady.” The person said.

The moment you heard that voice every single hair in your body stood on end. You could not believe, it supposed to be a mind trick. But when you lifted your head, your heart nearly stopped. Your jaw dropped as you looked him in the eye. He was staring at you and realization hit him.

“Y/N?” He wondered.

“Jai ?” You asked back.

You were both in shock, the only thing he could managed to do was place his hands on your cheeks and kiss you. It was a thirteen-years-apart-kiss, the I-missed-you-kiss, the I-still-love-you-kiss.

And it was that kiss that brought everything back.

Your entire school life took place at the same school in Cherrybrook, a suburb in Sydney. At age ten you had a crush on this kid in your class but all he seemed to care about was rugby and acting classes. His name was Jai. He was the son of one of your teachers, Mrs. Courtney, whom you remembered to be very sweet.

The last memory that you have of him as a child was at your tenth birthday. As you lived only two blocks away from each other he decided that it would be ok to pull a little prank on you and just run back home. He filled up a balloon with green ink and water and sat by your side to talk to you. You were thrilled that your biggest crush on school was talking to you. But when he came closer he then threw the balloon on your head and your once beautiful white ten year old dress became green.

As your mom was very good friends with Karen, the kid’s mom, they thought it would be better if you continued attending the same school, but Karen would keep an eye on her kid, and keep him away from you.

During middle school he didn’t bother you, but for some reason, you were still crushing on him.

When you were about to start high school you were to change schools to get a better education. Your mom registered you at the Cherrybrook Technology High School, also in the neighborhood, it didn’t surprise you that her friend Karen enrolled her son there too.

You were growing up, in all aspects, your body was maturing, you were very curvy, with a round butt, but not too big, an ample chest that was a little bigger than the average, and beautiful blond hair that fell down in waves until the middle of your back. You also had beautiful brown eyes that your mom used to say, reminded her of Sandra Dee. You didn’t know who this lady was, but eventually your mom showed you her movies, she was a movie star from the 60’s.

It’s been almost a year that you were at the new school, a few friends had transferred along with you from the old school while a few were new. You were used to hanging out with four of your best friends, Amber, Tiffany, Sophia and Rose.

All the guys used to check on you when you walked by something your girlfriends knew, so they just messed with you every time they could. You were very shy, so you just blushed and found ways to hide.

You used to see him all the time, your crush Jai, but he never seemed to noticed you or even remember you. You were even at the same lab class together, but you and Amber sat in front while he and his friends sat in the back of the classroom. Your friend Sophia was always trying to find a way to sit around the guys. You knew he did all the drama classes that the school offered mostly because it was right after your dance classes and you used the same room for both classes, so you saw him after school every Monday, Wednesday and Friday.

You usually dressed with jeans, a t-shirt and a large cardigan on top, with some all stars, you could say that you were still not comfortable with your developed curves, so you tried to hide as much as you could.

Coffee shop

“I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have done that.” He said. “I was carried by the moment.”

Your mouth was still opened in shock.

“Ah, hmm, how are you?” Was all you could say.

“Let’s sit outside, I want to talk to you.” He said.

“Just let me get another coffee as mine is all over you.” You said. Before you could even ask the girl for another coffee, she handed you another one.

“That’s on the house, it was not your fault.” She said giving you another coffee and smiling at Jai.

You two went outside and sat to talk.

"What are you doing here?” You asked.

"I moved here a week ago. I have some premieres for my new movie and have some projects coming up. How are you, my God, I missed you so much.” He said hugging you.

"You have no idea how much I missed you.” You whispered.

“How’s Alex, did you get married?” His voice tone changed.

"We are no longer together, he went back to Oz. Never married.” You smiled.

"Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t know that.” He smiled wider. “How’s work?”

“Oh my God, I forgot, just give me a minute.” You told him. You completely forgot you were late for a meeting.

You tried to call John but he didn’t picked up, probably already at the meeting, so you called your assistant Lara.

"Hey Lara, it’s me, please tell John I’m sorry but I won’t be able to be there in time for the meeting and transfer all my appointments for tomorrow, including the castings, I won’t be able to be there now.” You told her, waiting for her reply. “Ok, call me if you need anything. Bye hon.”

“Sorry about that, I totally forgot I was running late for a meeting with Sam Worthington this morning.” You said.

"I’m sorry I kept you from work.” He said.

"Do you live around here?” You asked.

“Yeah, right over Highland Park” he answered. “You?”

“Two blocks up. You should come over sometime.” You said afraid that he would agree with that. You were extremely nervous to be in the presence of the love of your life.

“What about now?” He said.

"Wow, you just sounded like Charlie trying to take the girl out so he could kill her on Jack Reacher.” You said laughing.

"Ow, so you saw my movies?” He asked.

"All of them, I just couldn’t watch Spartacus at that time because it was still too painful, but I’m catching up now on Netflix.” You answered.

“Sorry about that, love. It was painful for me as well. It was a time of my life when I thought all I would do was lose people, first you, then Andy, it was really hard.” He said sadly.

“I’m sorry, about your friend, I really am, but you never lost me, you know that, right?” You said with tears in your eyes.

"So what was your favorite? Of my characters, which one did you like the most?” He asked you.

"You really want to know that?”

He nodded yes.

"Ok, so, I have a few favorites, Gideon was an angel, so I loved him, plus you were gorgeous in that one, but you lost the cheeks I always loved so much.” You said laughing. “ Then Jack and Charlie, but my favorite by far is Eric.”

"What? Are you insane, that awful hair cut?” He said.

“I loved that hair cut!” You laughed.

Both of you laughed as he described the good and the bad of his characters. You both ended up agreeing that Captain Boomerang was a good one ! Biting your lip, you couldn’t help but think about all the memories you’d created together, particularly when you two had first started dating.


One night, Amber stayed on a sleep over at your house because you had a lab paper for the next day and she decided she would dress you up for class the following day, you didn’t allow her to put too much make up on you, but she handed you some very tight jeans and a tank top that wasn’t too short but didn’t covered your behind either and she didn’t allowed your cardigan. So you felt exposed, but agreed with her.

The two of you went to school and when you passed by a very particular guy, he and his friends were all over you, you merely spared him a glance and a small smile before heading to your lab class. They entered the room heading to the back and he kept staring at you.

His friends wanted to know about you, how he knew you, who were you ?

“Yeah, I know her.” He said puffing his chest. “I’ve known her since we were in primary school, she lives close by my house. You all know her. We’ve been in the same classes for years.”

He remembered you and even where you lived, he remembered everything but you had no clue.

One morning Amber’s mom called yours telling that Amber was sick and not going to class, she asked if you could get the homework for her. So you went to school, found Tiff and Rose and went to your lab class without your lab partner.

You sat down at your station waiting for your teacher to arrive, not noticing the person sitting next to you.

“Hi.” He said, making you turn your head his way.

"Hi.” You answered shyly.

“Y/N, right ? Can I be your lab partner today?” Jai asked you.

"I though you didn’t remembered me..” You said. “My friend is sick today, so yeah you can be my lab partner, but only for today.”

"How could I not remember you, we’ve gone to school together since we were kids.” He said.

"As the last time you spoke to me was on my tenth birthday when you threw green paint on me, I think you’ve done a pretty good job avoiding me since then.” You stated.

"Ouch, I think I deserved that.” He said.

You smiled at him, God he was gorgeous, and just nodded as the teacher walked into to class and passed your assignment. The two of you were working on it diligently before Jai began speaking again.

“Would you like to hang out with me after school?” He asked, not looking right to you, but to the assignment in front of him.

"Are you planning another prank on me?” You said lowly.

“No, just want to hang out with you. James and Dru are going to skate so we’ll all will be hanging out at the park and I would like you to come.” He said seriously.

“Ok.” You said.

He smiled while writing some thing down and you continued doing your assignment. Before the class was over, the teacher passed a very extensive homework for you to do.

“Should we meet after class to do this?” You asked.

“I think that would be smart, do you want to come over my house tomorrow ?” He said.

“We have to bring this paper on Friday, so we can meet tomorrow and if we don’t finish all of it we can meet again on Thursday.” You said. “Can we meet at my house ? I have to watch my brother tomorrow afternoon.”

“Sure do, if we don’t finish it we can meet at my house on Thursday, then.” He said.

"Deal.” You answered.

“I wait for you outside after class so we can go to the park.” He said leaving the room.

You were ecstatic, you wanted to scream and dance, but you kept yourself composed.

When the classes were over you were feeling a little nervous to meet Jai, but bubbling with energy at the same time. You went out and there he was, outside, waiting for you, just as he said he would. He came your way and grabbed your book bag, carrying it for you all the way to the park. When you got there all his friends were already there waiting for the two of you.

“Hey, Y/N, nice to see you again.” His friend James told you.

“Thank you, nice to see you too.” You said back.

You were having fun, talking to Jai while his friend skated. You were talking to a group of people, one of them you knew as Dru, Jai’s friend and the other was Alex, you didn’t remembered him, so you assumed he was from a different school as you and Jai. James called Jai over leaving you alone with Alex, who was all over you.

“You are the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. We should go out sometime.” He was making you uncomfortable, very uncomfortable, you were looking Jai’s way to see if he could rescue you while the guy seemed intent on wooing you. You were out of luck as Jai was deep into conversation with James, but when he looked your way he saw the discomfort in your eyes and came to your side.

"Alex, leave the girl alone.” He said getting closer to you.

"Chill, mate, I’m just asking the girl out.” Alex answered.

"You’re asking my girl out ? Seriously, she’s my girl, dude.” Jai said and your heart skipped a beat.

Alex apologized, saying that he didn’t know you were Jai’s girl and he left.

“Thanks for saving me, he was being very forward .” You said.

“No problem, I noticed the look in your eyes and I knew you were not fine, but I meant it.” He said

At first you didn’t quite understand what he meant by that, but continued the conversation. He took you to where James and Dru were and you just stayed there talking to them.

When the evening approached, it was time for you to go home, so you told Jai you were leaving.

He insisted on walking you home. He grabbed your book bag and put around his neck and shoulder, held your hand and walked you home. On your way he asked you what time you used to leave the house to go to school and asked you if he could wait for you so you could go to school together, you happily agreed to that. You were walking on clouds holding his hand and talking to him all the way home. Once you reached your house, you thanked him, he gave you your bag back and when he was coming closer to you, your mom opened the door.

“Oh, honey, it’s you, I saw movement and came to check.” She said not leaving.

You wanted to kill her, just go inside and close the freaking door, right? No, she didn’t. Jai kissed your cheek and said goodbye, waving to your mom and leaving. When you entered your house you could not believe what had happened this afternoon. Your mom asked, because she knew about the crush and the paint episode on your tenth birthday, so you told her everything that happened. She just told you that while he had grown up into a nice young man, you had to be careful. Then she added that she would definitely talk to Karen about it.

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I swear to God if Emilia ends up becoming Han’s love interest … I will actually throw something. Like it or not, Han and Leia end up together. Married. With a kid. They split up, yes, but they were going on strong. What’s the point of throwing in a new girl just to fill your romance quota? Do these people not understand how cheap that is? No one’s going to care about Emilia’s character beyond this movie, so why not just use Sana Starros? She and Han have a fascinating dynamic (I mean–they end up married! Like how?), she’s in the comics, she could very well appear in the future movies … Instead of creating an entire new character just to be Han’s fling for one movie, just use the ones you already have!

Padfoot and Jily through the years, a novel.


“Oh God, I’m so happy for you.”

“Thanks, mate.”

“No, really. I’ve been waiting for this since fifth year, you know. There is something I need to tell you now that it has finally happened.”


“I’ve waited for so long, I’m trying to concentrate. I need to do it right.”


“Wait, I’m appreciating the moment, Evans can quit any moment, you know. So. Deep breath. Prongs, now that you’re dating Evans I just want you to remember that…”






“She has just agreed dating you so I could make my joke. Awesome. But now I guess she is really interested on you… Ew. Oh, God. That’s my fault somehow, what have I done?”

Getting married

“I’ve waited a long time to say this, Prongs. I thought of so many strings of words in a way that makes sense—”

“Well, let’s just say that is not your speciality…”

“Shut the fuck up, don’t interrupt me, thank you. So. Where have I stoped? Oh yeah, right. I mean, I spent literally years holding this words, and now looking at you and thinking holy fucking shit this is really gonna happen…I don’t know how to say it. I’m just…So happy, mate.”

“That’s nice, Pads, I…I don’t know what to say.”

“No, let me finish, this is important. Okay, I’ve waited for this moment and to be honest for a long time I thought it wouldn’t come — sorry — but here we go…”

“… Wait a minute. Pads, don't—”

“Prongs, you need a stag party. OH. MY. GOD. I’M SO COMPLETE RIGHT NOW, THANK YOU EVANS!”


“She just said ‘yes’ so I could make this joke but I guess now she really wants to marry you… Yeah, I know, right?! What is bloody wrong with this woman?”

Becoming a godfather

“So… Evans… I guess you took my ask to serious this time. We probably didn’t need to go this far just for a joke. I know I was crazy to make the Bambi joke since we’ve watched that stupid muggle movie, but… What am I supposed to do with this thing now?”

“My son is not a thing, Padfoot.”

“Yeah, shut up Great Prince of the Forest, we’ve got a problem to solve here okay? And where are his horns?”

anonymous asked:

i'm just curious, but why do you dislike the new tomb raider game? is it so bad/different? i haven't played it yet so i can't very much imagine the reason, thanks! :)

             Okay, so, let me start this off by saying: The game itself isn’t bad. It really isn’t. BUT it is not a Tomb Raider game by any means–––they merely used the trademark to sell more copies of a game that has nothing to do with tombs (they were purely optional) and features a woman that is NOTHING like the Lara I used to look up to when I was a kid.

The main reason I dislike the Reboot is because they turned a headstrong woman into a whiny little girl with daddy issues.

Now, I’ll just list the differences that bug me the most because I’ve explained this a myriad of times haha.

1.) Core’s Lara was raised as the daughter of the aristocrat Henshingley Croft, not as a “commoner”. She defied her parents by refusing to get married and began seeking out adventures instead–––something a proper Countess wouldn’t do. Not to mention her parents were very much ALIVE, but she bloody hated them.

The woman featured in the Reboot is the complete opposite of what Lara used to be. She’s a commoner (as mentioned above), she loved her parents, keeps talking about her father/how she wants to be like him, etc. She doesn’t like adventures either, it’s literally all about making her dead father proud.

To conclude: Classic Lara went on adventures and kicked yetis’ butts because she loved doing it and she bloody well COULD, while the Reboot features a girl who would feel much better if she was stuck in uni or, well, someplace safe.

2.) Core’s Lara didn’t give two damns about other people (or endangered species, for that matter). If you were in her way, sucks to be you–––because she legit killed anyone who dared bother her, even if they weren’t actively trying to fight her (i.e. she shot a guy just because she needed a helicopter). 

The Reboot features a girl who feels guilty about killing a deer, even though she needed the food to survive. And no, this has nothing to do with the “But it’s her origin story!!!111!!” debate, because Lara was cold as stone even before she started raiding tombs.

3.) Core’s Lara had manners. Despite being a total bitch, she didn’t cuss (other than “bloody hell” etc)–––AND SHE DIDN’T SPIT AT PEOPLE. In the new game, the main protagonist (I will not call her Lara, because she isn’t Lara) spits at someone and uses the f-word, which is very un-Lara-like. 

4.) Core’s Lara didn’t depend on anyone. She didn’t want anyone around–––her relationship with her mentor was awful even before Egypt (they tried to kill each other so often it’s just ridiculous), and even though I do like Zip as a character and “Lara’s conscience”, she really wouldn’t need anyone in her life. If she was all alone, she wouldn’t care.

The Reboot, on the other hand, features a girl so damn dependent on the people around her she can’t take two steps without crying about being alone and scared.

WHICH IS ANOTHER THING THAT BUGS ME. THE WHINING. Classic Lara didn’t whine–––not when she realized she was going to be buried beneath an effing temple, not when she was being falsely accused, not when she was dragged into a war that wasn’t hers–––… while the girl in the Reboot whines. all. the. time. I swear, I had to turn off the sound when I played the Reboot (which I did, because I hoped it wouldn’t be as bad as I had assumed) because she was so annoying uGH. Plus, were is the sarcasm? The dark humor???? WHERE?

And, well, I don’t like Camilla’s VA or her looks plastered onto a woman who’s supposed to have a hard face with sharp edges and maturity/badass written all over it.

I WILL STOP HERE, but I could go on and on and on about this issue. however !!! I hope this clears it up a little?

If you want to play the game, do it. Just let me tell you that it’s not worth the money. Instead, you could get all the classic games (Tomb Raider 1-Angel of Darkness) for less on steam and still, you’d have more fun with them because they require you to think; they’re not an interactive movie like the new games are, but food for thought haha. OR look up badassgamez on youtube and watch his walkthroughs. He only adds to Lara’s sarcasm and witty remarks. God, Matt is a godsend. I’d marry him in a second if he asked me :’)

OKAY WELL. this is part of my opinion. if there’s anything that’s still unclear, feel free to ask! 

Fantastic Newt

Ok ok so [spoilers ahead] despite all the criticism I could have for fantastic beasts about the plot and the CGI and …johnny depp…the real saving grace of the movie is that Newt Scamander was such a really honestly easy to love character. He was so good and awkward and kind and I thought it was really touching when he said “people usually find me annoying.” Like way to relate to every nerd out there, way to go JK, I would marry him on the spot, him and his dumb walk. My weak heart for people who are good to animals! I swear to god everyone in the theater was crying when they dragged them off and he was yelling “Don’t hurt my creatures!” But then everyone also just like laughed really badly when J. Depp appeared. smh. 

The signs when they're sick

Aries : sick?! Me? wtf? bitch I’m invincible
Taurus : sets up camp on the couch with everything they need for a while but is always bugging you about other stuff they forgot
Gemini : i’d hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat, god dammit anyway
Cancer : goes to the hospital
Leo : will not shut up about how much pain they’re in
Virgo : spends an hour or two in the bathtub contemplating life
Libra : damn. I could have went to work/school today and talked to that one guy/girl and we’d be married right now YOU WIN AGAIN FLU VIRUS
Scorpio : somehow completely ignores that they’re sick and moves on with life
Sagittarius : sleeps for 14 hours straight
Capricorn : netflix
Aquarius : probably re-watching all their favorite movies from childhood and eating light foods, takes it easy
Pisces : is the only one still fighting off the virus

Dan Howell Imagine: The Future


You and Dan had decided to spend the day as a lazy day (which was quickly turning into a lazy week), seeing as how you had finally got some time off from uni and all you wanted to do was spend that time with Dan. 

So far, all you two had done was eat, sleep, go on tumblr, cuddle, make out, go on tumblr again, and eat. 

It was going quite well to be honest, all of the stress you were experiencing at university was quickly melting away now that you were with Dan. He was your rock, the one who kept you sane, and honestly, you didn’t know what you’d do without him.

Right now, you guys were having another cuddling session. It was pouring rain outside and you two were wrapped up in each other in his bed. One of his arms was wrapped safely and tightly around your waist while his other hand was making his fingertips dance up and down along your arm. 

You had your head on his chest, feeling his heartbeat and having one of your hands trace patterns into his chest through the black t-shirt he was wearing. Your legs wildly tangled with his and every so often he’d twist his head to give you a loving kiss on your forehead. To which you replied with a small smile and a kiss to his jawline.

The warmth from the blankets and from his body heat made you want to be closer to him all the more, the feeling of being a toasty cinnamon bun taking over you.

It was silent in the apartment, all you could hear was the raindrops falling down harshly outside. 

You decided to break the silence.

“Hey, Dan?”

“Hmm?” he mumbled back.

“Do you ever think about the future?” you asked in a soft voice.

His fingers stopped dancing, now his hand lay flat on your arm. 

“What do you mean?” he asked, his voice suddenly deep and somewhat husky from the sleep trying to take over him.

“Like, do you ever think of what the future holds for us? Do you see a future with me in it?" 

Dan smiled and looked down at you. 

"I can’t picture a future without you in it.”

You sucked in a small breath and looked up at him, your (y/e/c) eyes connecting with his soft, warm, puppy-like chocolate ones. 

“Really?” you asked in a small voice.

He nodded and kissed on your forehead again, softly, yet firmly.

“I don’t want to live in a future without you in it.” he murmured, his face suddenly becoming serious.

You blinked, suddenly becoming shy.

“What do you see?” you murmured back, one of your hands now connecting with his hair and playing with the soft, dark brown strands.

Dan pulled you even closer to him and looked at you with as much love as he could muster up.

“I see you finally graduating from uni with your degree, and me doing bigger and better things with the radio station and with YouTube in general. I see you and I, getting married. I see us having a wedding with every one of our close friends vlogging it because let’s be honest, everyone will have and want to vlog our wedding.”

You giggled and let him continue.

“I see you and me living in an apartment together, and then after maybe a year or two, we get a house. A big house, one that we would be able to start a family with.”

You widened your eyes and suddenly stopped playing with his hair, your heart skipping a beat or two.

“I want to start a family with you. I want kids, like two, maybe three. And we would raise them to be great people. We would raise them to be people who would leave their mark in the history books and in the world in general. We’d be the best parents ever, I honestly believe that.”

You both let out a small giggle, but Dan didn’t stop. He didn’t want to stop. So he kept on going, taking your hand in his and intertwining your fingers together. 

“I see you and me growing old after living a life of happiness, joy, and love together. I see you and me living in the house we bought as a married couple, still lazy as fuck and not wanting to do anything but watch movies, cuddle, eat, make out, and go on tumblr. If they still have that in the future.”

You giggled and pecked his nose lovingly. God, Dan could be so cute sometimes.

“And when we die, we will be buried side by side and whatever happens in the afterlife, we’ll be together. I’ll make sure of it.”

He gave you a small smile before kissing your forehead once more, the love in his eyes still very much prominent.

You immediately pressed your lips onto his and opened his mouth a little, sighing softly into his mouth. You pulled away and Dan rested his forehead on yours.

“That was the sweetest plan for a future I’ve ever heard in my entire life.” you murmured, a giggle escaping your lips.

Dan smiled widely at you and chuckled before softly pressing his lips to yours one more time. 

“I love you.” he mumbled into the kiss.

You smiled.

“I love you too.”, you mumbled back. 

What goes around

Part 5 - Wedding Bells

“Sweetie, what’s wrong with you?” Andrea asked as they sat in the backyard. She had noticed that something was wrong with Taylor ever since the moment she walked in the door.

“It’s nothing, mom. I’ll get over it.” She smiled softly and Andrea gave her a questioning look.

“Tell me.” She urged and Taylor sighed softly, staying silent for a few seconds.

“Adam’s getting married.” She told her quietly. “He’s proposing to Harper this week.” She felt like she was physically hurting as she said those words making it more real.

“Oh sweetie, I’m so sorry.” Andrea frowned giving Taylor a hug.

“It’s okay, mom. I’m fine.” Taylor forced a smile.

“You don’t have to pretend for me, honey. I know you like the back of my hand.” Andrea, squeezed her daughter’s hand softly smiling at her.

“There’s nothing I can do, mom. He’s happy. That’s all I can ask for. And Harper’s a great girl. He deserves someone like that.” Taylor nodded looking out at the view. “I’ll just keep being his best friend for as long as I can. That’s all we were ever meant to be.”

“Taylor, you’ve been in love with this boy for three years, even when you thought you weren’t. And I have a feeling, you’re not going to stop. Remember what you told me when you got back from the Bahamas the first time?” Taylor smiled softly at the memories they had made on that vacation. It had been the best of her life. Just her and him alone away from paparazzi and all their troubles. “You said that he was the love of your life. That he was the one you wanted to be with for the rest of your life. Now I’ve seen you go through relationships but never once in my life have I heard you say something like that.”

“And he is still that person. But I’m not that person for him. Maybe I’ll find someone someday, although unlikely, that will mean as much as he does to me. But Adam will never be mine. He’s with Harper. And he’s marrying her.” Taylor wholeheartedly believed in what she was saying. It was her truth.

“I’m not going to sit here and tell you how wrong you are. I hope you find the answer to your problem in your heart.” She was a little confused as her mother stood up and walked inside but she didn’t want to keep talking about Adam. Although he was all she thought about. She stood up herself and followed her mother to the kitchen. “But you can’t let this get you to where you were two years ago. You can’t, Taylor. No matter what you do, you can’t let it happen.”

“I know.” She nodded. “I won’t let it happen again. I’m in a better place and I’ve accepted this. Adam’s just my best friend and I’m going to be happy for him and Harper.”

Taylor had found the farm to be a safe haven. A place she went back to when she felt like hiding out and with Adam proposing to Harper, she definitely felt like getting away. So, Gigi upon hearing the news, she made some time to fly down there to be with Taylor for a bit.

“So how are you dealing with it?”

“I’m writing.” Taylor laughed softly.

“When they get married, you could interrupt and it’d be a movie like moment.” Gigi joked an they laughed together.

“That would be the most embarrassing moment of my life AND I’d lose my best friend.” Taylor shook her head.

“Harper’s nice. At least she’s not a famewhore bitch.” Gigi shrugged, smirking and Taylor giggled.

“She is nice. I think that’s the only thing that makes me feel better. At least I know he’s in good hands.”

“God, why are you so nice? I hate you.” Gigi rolled her eyes, nudging her friend.

“I have no reason not to.” Taylor told her, smiling softly. “Harper’s been nothing but sweet to me and she really loves Adam.”

They stayed silent as they rode the horses around the property. Taylor found the whole place so magical and serene, it brought some peace to her mind and she knew anyone who had been there agreed.

“You know what bugs me?” Taylor broke the silence. “If we had stayed together, if it hadn’t gone to shit, if we had just talked it out and found out what was really happening on each other’s mind, we’d be the ones married by now. If he really was planning on proposing, I would’ve said yes in a heartbeat back then. We would probably be thinking about babies and maybe we would’ve bought this farm and we’d all live here…” she trailed off.

“Babies, huh?”

“Just a thought. I don’t think I’m having kids.”

“Shut up, Taylor! You’d be an awesome mother! A baby of yours would be incredible.” Gigi rolled her eyes and Taylor shrugged, chuckling at Gigi’s offended expression. “And besides, I want to be a godmother. Even if it’s your fifth child!” She joked.

“If I ever have kids, I promise you will be.”

“Close your eyes.” Adam whispered in Harper’s ear and she giggled, doing as told. He guided her down to the backyard where he had set up the place where the proposal would take place. He had laid rose petals on the grass and candles and he had set up a picnic for them to enjoy. “You can open them now.”

“Wow…” Harper mumbled, grinning. “You’re amazing!”

“After you.” He laughed, pointing at the blanket. She sat down. “I want to make your birthday memorable.”

“It already is! First the bracelet and now this! I love you!” Harper smiled at him.

When they finished dessert, Adam took her hands in his and told her to stand up and she did confused. Adam chuckled, pecking her forehead.

“So we’ve been together for a year and you’re incredible. I really do think that you’re the person I’ll be with for a long time. You’re so sweet and beautiful and I want to thank you for putting up with me.” He laughed and took the box out of his pocket. “So Harper Jane, will you marry me?” Adam smiled, standing on one knee in front of her as he held out the ring he had bought.

Harper’s jaw dropped and her eyes widened as she stared at the ring and then back at Adam. She was silent not saying anything then she looked down at her feet, tears glistening in her eyes before she whispers, “No.”


“No. I won’t marry you.”

“Harper what do you mean?” Adam was caught off guard. He stood up, his heart beating erratically.

“I can’t marry you when you’re in love with another woman.” Her voice cracked. “I’ve tried to push it out of my mind and to ignore it but it’s impossible, Adam.”

“Harper, we’ve been together for a year, there’s no one else.” Adam took her hand and Harper smiled sadly up at him, placing a hand on his cheek.

“There’s Taylor.” She murmured and Adam didn’t breathe at the mention of Taylor for a few seconds. “And she’s in love with you. She has always been in love with you. You’re in love with each other.”

“That’s not true, babe. I love you.”

“Adam,” Harper shook her head. “Who’s the first person you think when you get good news? Or when you get bad news? When your dad got sick and you didn’t crawl out of bed for a week, who was the person who managed to make you smile? Who is the person who can always cheer you up when you’re grumpy because you’ve been in the studio for too long?”

He doesn’t answer but it’s a given. It’s always Taylor. For absolutely anything. Every situation, he thought of Taylor before anyone else.

“There’s so much more, Adam. She loves you. She knows you better than anyone. Inside out and I was hoping I’d know you like that but I don’t. I’ll never know you the way she does. And she’s been so nice to me. So kind. She’s an amazing woman. She could hate me because I’m with you but she doesn’t. And that’s because she loves you so much. And she’s in a different state at the moment. You told her about the proposal, didn’t you?” Adam nodded his head, tears welling up in his eyes. “And she decided to leave just the week you’re proposing. She’s hurting.”

“You’re hurting.” Adam argued.

“But I’m not the love of your life, she is. And she’s probably crying her heart out in Nashville while you’re here proposing to me.” Harper placed her hand on top of the little black box in his hand. “This isn’t my ring. It’s hers.”


Tell me what you feel about this! I love it when you do!

Binan episode 10 review holy shit episode 10 already?? how?

Ok i still cant believe we are already on episode 10 this needs more episodes, anyways, time to watch the anime about the MAHOmo Shonens

You know you hecked up when you see this face and think “oh no my son is not feeling good” i hecked up i accepted yumoto as my first anime son he must be protected



HOW DARE YOU BE SO CUTE????? fuck it’s ok you are allowed to cuddle the yumoto just dont you dare be this episode’s monster



When even the bad guys are fucking confused you KNOW something is wrong here (well except kinshiro, he has no fucks to give about yumoto apparently)

A DOOR??? and another one at the conquest club????? it would be too easy to think it’s the same door… or two doors that lead to the same place… what does this mean????? what’s behind each door??? why nobody is opening the doors as soon as they find it??????? “ooh there is a door we didnt know about, lets completely ignore it and not open it” god damn it i mean i can expect that from the earth defense club but come on conquest club open the god damn door

Yumoto stop this is going to corrupt megawacchi

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckfuck no no no stop megawacchi dont corrupt dont do it god damn it not you at least be a cute monster like melon monster


no En you are not the only one

Io did u just fucking no homo while blushing????

when your special someone/crush talks to another person




Megawacchi is back everything is fine get married with yumoto already




Io nO WTF i was expecting that from wombat not you how could you

fucking creepy fish how are you even using a phone underwater god damn it

Ok seriously tho, today we learned that monster remember who they were before being monsters

AAANDDDD Ending movie time!! Kinshiro watching a movie about the dads being gay for their son, let’s see what they put on the “I miss you”, hopefully either En rescuing Yumoto, or Yumoto appearing again to kick ass… nope, monster glass beams, ok

Ok next episode is about Zundar??? green!evil!sonic must be stopped, anyways, here’s the episode 10 review, LOVE IS OVER~!

14: Engagement

Hi, I am going to be starting the Engagement/Wedding Series! I am very excited to be starting this part of the series. I would love to get your requests for things that would fit into engagement/weddings. After the Engagement/Wedding series I will continue with the everyday series but it will also be incorporated with this part! Hope you’re as excited as I am. Here is how long you have been together at this point: Liam- 18 months Niall- 2 years Louis- 3 years Harry- 1 year Zayn 15 months.

Liam- “Babe this is perfect.” You said while you and Liam walked hand in hand along the water and sand on a small island while the sun set. “I know it’s beautiful here, so relaxing.” He said looking at you in a long sundress. “Li are you ok?” You asked him being he seemed kind of quiet and antsy. “Yeah I’m alright babe, just taking all of this in.” He said “Oh my god Liam look!” You said pointing to the sky where you saw big lanterns in the near distance. “Lets go see what they are!” Liam said starting to jog with his bare feet in the sand, still holding our hand making you giggle. “Wait but I want to take a picture of it from here can I go grab my phone!” You said. “ You can get it in a minuet lets go see what they are first.” Liam said weirdly. “Uhh ok.” You said continuing towards the lanterns until you were right in front of them and you could read that they said ‘Will You Marry Me?’ on them and Liam got down on one knee. “Liam.” You said with tears in your eyes. “(YN) I love you more than anything and I want to spend the rest of my life with you and you pretty eyes and your cute laugh. Will you marry me?” Liam said quickly. “Mhmmm!” You said full on crying while he stood up and placed a huge diamond ring on your hand. “Liam.” You said wrapping your arms around him. “I love you so much.” he said squeezing you tight and kissing you long and hard.

Niall- “Why are you acting so weird?” You asked Niall while you two sat on the couch in your house watching your favorite movie. “How am I acting weird?” Niall asked. “Well your letting me watch my favorite movie and you’re not complaining about it as usual.” You said. “Plus you’re just really quiet for you.” you finished. “Well I’m about to be even weirder then because look what I got you.” Niall said getting up and bringing back a huge box from your favorite bakery. “Oh my god you did not get me chocolate cupcakes!” You said wide eyed. “Yes I did.” Niall said pausing the movie. “Cupcake break.” He said. “You know I could get used to this new Niall.” You said sarcastically. “Well maybe you can. ” Niall said setting the box down on your lap as you opened it up, and Niall suddenly got down on his knee while you saw a diamond ring in a big cupcake in the middle of the box. “No way.” You said covering your mouth. “(YN), I am bad with words so will you Marry Me?” Niall asked making you giggle and say “Yes” you said standing up and kissing Niall. “Now do you want me to get the ring out do you?” Niall asked. “You can Ni.” You said wiping some tears from your eyes. “Here Let me try this again.” Niall said getting the ring out and getting back on his knee and placing the beautiful ring on your finger.

Louis- “I still can’t believe you’ve never been on the London Eye at night.” Louis said to you. “Well before you I wasn’t all that ambitious. And by that I mean I didn’t just wake my boyfriend up and tell them we’re going to the London Eye right this second.” You said being that is what Louis did to you. “Well know you can say you’ve been on it in your PJ’s at 11:00 at night and that you’re full of adventure.” Louis said as you two slowly moved in a circle looking out at London. “Did you forget to take your watch of Lou?” You said looking down at him and seeing it still on his wrist being he never wore it at night. “Ohh shit.. I did.” He said looking at it as it was now 11:11. “But it’s 11:11 what do you wish for?” Louis asked. “You know I never tell you.” you said being Louis tried to get your 11:11 wish out of you every night. “Well here is mine.” Louis said getting down on one knee making you gasp as he took a small box out of his pajama pant pocket. “(YN) Will you continue this crazy adventure with me, and marry me?” Louis asked you as the tears hit you. “It was my wish.” You said nodding your head as Louis smiled from ear to ear and slid the ring on your finger.

Harry- “SCAVENGER HUNT TIME!” Harry yelled running up to you in the kitchen while you were trying to make dinner. “Harry what?” you said as usual. “I made a scavenger hunt for you!” He said. “Harry what are you talking about.” you asked. “Well its actually more of a maze but scavenger hunt sounds more fun so just follow the path I wrote for you and I will meet you at he end.” Harry said. “Harry I need to finish dinner.” You said “Can this wait?” You asked. “(YN) Dinner will be fine.” Harry said taking off throwing his directions at you. “What the hell am I doing with my life.” you mumbled to yourself as you followed Harry’s directions through your house and as much as you hated to admit it, the hunt was actually pretty cute, you saw different parts of your relationship through pictures and you were actual enjoying it. Then you walked up the stairs of the house and went into the bedroom only to see Harry on one knee with a box in his hand and you stopped in your tracks, shocked at what you saw. “(YN) Now that you have reflected on our relationship would you Marry Me?” Harry asked you looking at your teary eyes. “Yes.” You said as he got up and but a large yet simple ring on your hand. “Now how about some leftover sandwiches? I have been to nervous to eat all day.” Harry said making you laugh.

Zayn- “It feels like just yesterday we were here on our first date and you got me those flip flops so I didn’t break my ankle.” you said laughing, “I still have them too.” You said smiling at Zayn while you two walked through the field you picnicked in nearly 15 months ago. “Ever since that day I love it here even more. I think the flowers have gotten brighter everyday I’ve been with you.” Zayn said making you bush. “We’ve made so many memories here, remember the time that it was pouring rain and I came in my bikini and you had your swim shorts on, that was so much fun.” You said. “Remember when your sister came to visit and her dog got lost in the flowers, that was probably the only time I didn’t enjoy this place.” Zayn said. "That was terrible.“ You said. "But I want to make another memory here today.” Zayn said.“ So what do you want to do?” you asked. “This.” He said as he got down on one knee and pulled a small box out of his pocket and opened it. “(YN), the field represents our love, It’s always there even when you can’t see it, Not everyone knows about it and not everyone recognizes its beauty like we do, But most importantly it is always growing, It get’s beat up every once in a while but it makes it through so will you marry me?”“ Zayn asked as you sobbed at his words. "Zayn of course." you said through your tears as he placed the ring on your trembling hand. 

anonymous asked:

(ship thing) ANIDALA

Aggressively argues with the suburban soccer moms at the PTA meeting and flips Helen’s 9x12 pan of betty crocker brownies: Padme’s the one arguing and Anakin’s the one who flips the brownies (which tells Padme they probably should leave lmao)

Writes the other a rap for their anniversary gift: oh god it’s Anakin

Gets blocked by Joss Whedon on Twitter: Padme

Says “THIS WASN’T IN THE BOOKS” when they watch Game of Thrones: Padme

Sends the other the entire Bee Movie script: Anakin

Buys 600 bottles of Sun Drop because it costs $34 all up: Anakin

Wakes the other up at 3am to complain about how the minions are sexless but also horrible: I was about to say Anakin but tbh I could see that being Padme