god i'm hilarious sometimes

  • Crutchie: I wanna beat the other fellas to the street.
  • Crutchie: *Falls from the roof and clings on to the rail*
  • Crutchie: Jack, HELP!
  • Jack: *Stalks over*
  • Jack: Oh, Crutchie.
  • Crutchie: Jack what are you doing I'm hanging off of a freaking-
  • Jack: If only there was
  • Crutchie: Jack I swear to God
  • Jack: someone
  • Crutchie: JACK STOP
  • Jack: out there
  • Crutchie: JACK SHUT UP
  • Jack: who loved you
  • Crutchie: GOD DAMMIT JACK